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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1915.
Constantino ia king but Sophie is
bono.
l'y:' .Wonder what tho'next' legislature ls|
going to do to the mileage law.
War Nbie: All is quiet along the |
River Styr-not a stir.
Tho frost was on the pumpkin all
?What is tho uMatter With Greon
Ifol" asks tho Dally Piedmont. The]
urmnf ini^ nnw
^Assistant Postmaster General Roper
. ov??b??t?y tuuusut for the ??tae being)
tat he was holding ofilco in Russia.
Tho machine . tbat a scandalous I
story travels In is never in need of |
rrepair for lt never broaks down.
Iturkltt spoko tho minds ot a good
itr.ny.oE us{ lt the truth were- but
ldwn.
;Tbe next beut thing, In tho way of
awe, to tho killing of a Bulgarian
.tho killing of a wholo passel of
''"he frost lo on tho pumpkin and the1
liter's ui the shock, while the com!
.beginning to And its way into tho!
Editbr Bell .5?. the York News ls
oneT to ; paragraph about the fair
?rsi thing, he *<?OWB he will
iow .that Ito doesn't know anything
Sfttbem ut all,'
Now let us all hope that the para
.. g rapheirs won't bo forced to get off
i$Vof .-thatold -'stuff about. Bummer
t?pmg^ack for a wallow in the lap
.V ; -?- '
Many, editors are boping peace wilt
ah prevail* In the rep?bllo south
af the Bio Grande as many of them
luve been deprived of the privilege of
Vending their winter . vacations in
Mexico <atV Just''-about .'as' long aa they
^^-stond'ft,. ' '
Now York ls once moro indulging.iu j
imaginative- arithmetic, hud ?bragging!
tat she has? 6,000,000 population;!f#a
view of the nature ot 'a large part ot
??^iopulation, and her inability to
take proper , care of it, we should
i that New York, would be feeling
^tea^r?oit^;' '?
HATED HY THE WOHL?
The word? spok--: by JoHepk H.
Choate before tho Massachusetts ?
branch of the National Security
League bring somewhat of a shock
"The United States is one of the moa*
hated natloti3 in the world." The
speaker seemed to think jlut by tho
close of the war we should be abso
lutely the most generally hated of all
initions.
Thc average American is likely to
scratch his head In perplexity, won
dering why, In heaven's name, tho
world should baie us.
Are wc net peaceful. In policy and
deed? Don't we mind our own busi
ness? Don't we tullin our Interna
tional obligations? Haven't wo been
generous with our sympathy toward
most of the belligerents, i.nd generous
with our money toward all of them?
Haven't wc labored to maintain tho
sanctity of international law and
safeguard the rights of all, whether
belligerents or neutrals?
We can seo that it's natural for
belligerents to bo irritated by our
neutrality. It's natural for a nation,
In thc heat of thc conflict, to assume
that anybody who 1B not with it is
ngalnst it. It is natural for both sides
to resent criticism, to sec us in the
wrong perspective, and to dislike
thc very coolness that enables us to
steer un oven course.
But why should thc neutrals hate
us?
Perhaps, after all, our greatest of
fenses are these:
Wo aro prosperous, and therefore a
cause of envy.
Wo aro conscientious nnd fair, and
therefore, un offense to ?"?rery nation
which has a bad conscience or ls
blinded by passion.
And yet, wo can't bollovo that at th-!
CIOBO of the war we Bhi.il bo entirely
without friends among tho nations.
Surely by that timo thc mitions will
understand, hvttc".
RAILROAD MORTGAGES
In reorganizing the bankrupt St.
Louis and San Francisco Railroad,
tho bonded indebtedness ls to bo
greatly decreased nnd tho capital
stock Increased, The need of such a
chango is seen in Ute fact that in tm
reckless years when this line waB
used primarily fe* the- flnanclol op?
orations, it accumulate? a- bonded
debt of, about $43,000 a tulle, with a
capitalization of only 910,000 a milo.
Tho Toad was undoubtedly, worth
mora than 810,000 a milo, but the fact
of its financial collapse would In it
self be proof enough that there was
no property basin justifying the enor
mous sum borrowed on it.
If a man owns a house and lot with
a stated valuation of $10.000, he finds
considerable difficulty In mortgaging
It for $43.000. Yet in the halcyon
dnys ot railroad financiering such a
feat seen ? to have been taken nu a
matter ot cours?. It .was similar op
erations that broke th* back ot tho
New Haven.
.rile extent to -rhich thc stockhold
ers of such railroads have been "bled"
-even n.?ids troru the question of
their money being wasted in nu wiso
investments and unskilled operations
-Is seen in tho fact that In twelve
years thc ?San Francisco railroad paid
moro than $80,000,000 .:' ia bankers'
charges connected With bond and neto
transactions. . Nu xvondor lt was call
ed a ".'jankerfl'/railroad."
Today the principio.ia accepted that
railroads are built and run for trans
portation purposes rather than bank
ing purposes. And. in proportion \ 83
that principle is lived up to, the
railroads are making money.
THE ?OLD FAMILIES"
The New York World rise* to pro
test against the prevalent lamenta
tion over. the "extinction ot the old
American* families."
The old famines, tho World main
tains, have always had a te '(?cncy to
dio out. There has never been, a
country nor an we in .which tho cele
brated familles have not been disap
pearing, .n England, whero the aris
tocracy ls supposed to bo ?e ancient
and durable as any In th? world,; great
numbers of once famous families have
become Utterly extinct. Those which
persist have kept their lines unbroken
Only by continual marriages with
moro plebeian stock. There is nth
?where an aristocracy that has kept
its blue blood "pure" for centuries.
In America, as tn ..Shjrxp*,..\ great
men haye left few linfei"1.- descendente.
In ttevohitiv nory days tho Tories, who
were the aristocrats of that .tinto,
Wore grieving over the thre*A?fied >x
tidotion of their class. . Th?* P.evolu
llt?nsiry families now vr^ardod as old
wer*'--mostly'' n?W theil. "Nour. t&ery
< too, are at the vanishin ? point. Thor?
are few cases whore tho &reat Ito tolu <
[Ut?ary n?i?os ounrlve through an a?.
I broken Ha? of descent. And even ls.
tboai) ciaos, ibo strain ot -''blue blood '
iii BO modified by tlie admUture of
vulgar red blood that little remains
Lut thc name and tradition.
Old families are always disappear
ing, and new families of vigor and
worth are always arising to become
"old" in their turn and disappear,
giving place to other aristocrats ac
cording to thc- shifting hut systematic
working of nature.
Wo have no fear that there will
not alwayB be plenty of "fine obi
American" families. They will continue
to come and go, some of them lasting
longer than others, but all finally giv
ing place to line new American fami
lies. Whatever may be said of partic
ular families, thc parent stock 1B not
exhausted, nor is it ever likely to be.
A LINE
o' DOPE
Weather Forecast-Fair Wetlne?day
and Thursday; warmer Thursday.
-o
"The tickets for the Bryan lecture
ors geing like a prairie fire," stated
Mr. Fred M. Burnett yesterday. "Those
who have not already purchased their
tickets better do so at once as wc
can not guarantee anyone a Beat ex
cept those who buy tickets for down
stairs. Thc out of town inquiries
keep tho wires busy and every mail
brings orders for tickets."
Mr. John P. Colpoys, ono of the
government mon in the city yesterday
to investigate the Brogon Mill strike,
was formerly a newspaper man. He
stated that ho would bo glad to say
something in regard to his visit hero
but all of this is dono from Washing
ton.
There are no Icicles coming from
'.hat show at tho Palmetto thia week
except those on the stage. Manager j
PinkBton is well pleased and so are j
those who have seen it.
This afternoon the management an
nounces that ladies will be admitted
free. In other words lt will be
."Ladles Day," at the Palmetto this
afternoon. Tonight one lady will be
admitted with evr ry- paid-admission, j
Tho management announces an es
pecially good show for both perfor?
manees.
Jim Balley, who has been In Knox
ville for the past several months, has
accepted a position with Liggett and
Myers Tobacco company, his head
quarters being in Anderson. Arr.
j Bailey's specialty will bo cigarettes.
He is one ot Ave representatives in I
South Carolina and his territory will
be tlie upper section ot tho state.
-o
Rev. W. H. Steno of the Orr ville
[Baptist church on Monday received
?notice that he had beon unamlously
called io tho pastorate at Newberry,
to begin work January 1- On Sun
day night the Rev. Stone v. an again j
elected to serve tho Orrviilo church!
for the next or third year.
The committee which notified Mr.'
Stone of the action of the congrega
tion in Newborry,. advised him that in
addition to tho salary offered him a
nice parsonage would be arranged, Ho
has the matter under consideration
but lt is not yet known whether he j
[will accept or not
At the regular monthly meeting ot i
thc Anderson County Farmers' union
held in the city hall yesterday a res*
olution was passed asking Senator |
Sherard to call a mass meeting to dis-'
cuss the Torrens land system. An
other resolution was al BO passed, to
j the effect that a committee composed
j of J. W. Rothrock, T. H. Burrlss and
J. M. Broyles confer with tlie federal
authorities in the Investigation of
the cotton situation which exists, in
this territory.
Mr. Sam Milford, proprietor of 'a'
grocery store on East Whither wtreot,
announces that in a few days ho will
move into the vacant store room on
South Main street next to Manning
and Glenn.
The South Sido Grocery atore will
in a few days purchase another auto
truck. ' The management announces
that they Intend delivering goods to
tho, retail trade in Belton and all of
tli? nearby towns. Only last week;
i?bls'grocery company pot ?a ?nauW
truck,' which! lt js t*^*4 ** proving
very oatisfactory* : " ':^^^^^^??
v'V ,.'o iv >' .''.''.
#he monutrent of Sovereign J, B.
Love will, be unveiled by,? members
nt W. O. W. Camp Bethel, ?Ol, next
Sunday afternoon at; S oVlo?lc, ./.Mr.
Winston Smith will bo tho orator ot
?the occasion.^
There waa a killing front yesterday
morning and lt seems that there is a
heavy frost this morning. The doc
tors ?tate that now everyone will feel
better, the farmers'state thut the cot
ton will stop sapping the land, tho
merchants say that business will bft
better, and the coal man says that
be will now be ablo to do a bi? busi
ness.
This cold weather ls encouraging t:i
all, and although it may be x little
uncomfortable for a few days, lt is
u good thing. It puts more life Into
everyone and busineas too. It ls caus
ing muny people to put on"'their new
winter clothes, both mon and woiner.,
and they lok mighty good-yes, -tho
clothes and those who wear them.
OLEAN FALL FARMING
Cleanliness on Farm Is Big Fnctor In
Insect Control.
Clemson College, Nov. 16.-"Clean
up tho farm In fall," ls the advice
given to ftti-mors by the entomologist
of Clemson College, who says that
clean farming is not only un aid to tho
control of present Insect pests but lo
ono of the principal stops In prepara
tion against tho boll weevil.
No practice on tl.? farm, according
to the entomologist, is more lmporl
ant than cleanliness, especially In fall.
The number of insects in spring de
pends, to a great extont. on how well
a farmer has cleaned his terraces,
edges of fields, creek bottoms, and
road sides. These aro some of thc
places where insects spend the winter
and whore thodo that are active dur
lg winter find food and shelter.
For example to leavo poke weed an
terraces ls to invite the cotton red
spider. To leave life everlasting weeds
on terraces and nt the edge of fields ls
to invite the bud worm beetle and
numerous other pests that stay on d
farm during winter.
The most important stop in fall
cleaning In the destruction of corn
stubblo during bite fall or winter. In
the roots of the stubble ?are the winter
homeB of the corn stalk bore?* and tho
bjll bug. The corn stalk borer 1B tho
insect that causes what are known as
"windfalls" of corn.
Tho worm or corn ear worm re
mains over winter fr?m twj> 5? t~G
and one-half inches below the surface
j of tho soil in undisturbed, neglected
cotton and corn fields.
Cleaning tbo farm In fall should be
one of the first steps tn preparation
against the coming ot the .boll weevil.
This insect is tremendously destruc
tive on plantations tha{ ?mnintn.In old
pastures covered ''with? underbrushv
crcek bottoms covered ^vrith weeds and
matted grass. rubbl?m--filLqd' ;terraces
and fields. >w* v
WINTER COW FERD
Mixtures of Cottonseed Meal and
Ursin Mako Balanced Rations:
Clemson College, Nov. IB.'-South
Carolina farmers are being urged to
use as much, home-grown grain feed
as possible.In the ration? they give
their,'cows this winter. One reanon
for this ls the high price of cottonseed
meal. But even if meal jwore low In
.price, thia advice would ae'given, say
the Clemson dairy experts, because
cottonseed meal and hi;lls do not
.mako a balanced ration and by substi
tuting some grains a ma? an Improve
the feeding value of his ration and at
tho same time save money. ~
In a circular letter sont to farmers
by -Dae agent in dairying at Clemson
college tho following ration ls su?
gesten for dairy.cowa:
Ona part cottonseed meal.
One part corn-and-cob meal or rico
meal. . v ?' .
One part wheat bran. ,.:
Oho part ground cat?.may be add<?d
to the above ration or substituted for
either the corn-and-cob meal or wheu
bran. Feed ono pound ot titi J mix
ture for evory 3 pounds ???nl!k git 'a
by the cow dally.
Cowpea hay, continues ine..lotter, ls
bringing low prices. It can bo used
to great advantage tn the: cow's ra
tion. If cows bavo free straw abd
racks of corn stover or oat straw and
are given 10 pounds of cowpea hay
dally, one pound of tho meal and grain
mixturo may be fed for '. every four
pounds of milk given, .'t?/* ^
"Do not let present O?gn prices of
cottonseed meal discourage you in thc
dalry business," say tho dalry special
ists, "Feed your cows liberally oh
home-grown feeds. The man ' who
eel's his cowe or -cuts .iheir rations
when feed ls high never ha a any high
producing cows. The dairy cow ls a
mean: c<f converting - 'bbme**rown
feeds Into cash, while allt'h'e eklmnillk
and manure remain on'-the farm..
These by-products are vrnnaoie * o you
in maintaining the soil fertility of your
farm."
Obeying Orden; - .
F. E. Smith. recently t told ?tho story
of tbo captain of hussara^wbo gave a
dinner to the men of his squadron
the night boforo : they jeft for. the
front, says Tit-Bit?.
"Now,, my lads," ho. ?aid, ' -tfraat
this dinner aa yot? >?lln?i? enemy;"
And they aet to with a^Will.'
After tho dinner he discovered one
ot tho men stowing a?^; bottles of
champagno Into a bag! ?ft?d highly
indignant, he demanded : to know
what he incant by such, conduct
"l*m only Obeying ordef&alr." said
the man. '
"Obeying orderer" rc4tfedithe capi
tata. "What do you meas, etr?"
!'You told na to treat the. dine or
like tho enemy, air. and ; ? when wo
meet tim enemy, slr, tho?e wo don't
kill wo take prtsonera."
. : . " - V " ---
v No Bad Habits.
"Maud seems to conrioer her all*
mony an improvement' over hor..bo?
band."
"Why shouldn't she? It.,cornea In
regularly and doesn't drinki'jjjfc .aweary?
-Boston Transcript.
Saved From the Ancona
..'., . -. > fr.-M.---i ; s"":' ..}. .-. v'., ;.: .. . ?. .?
fir. redie L. Grell.
Dr. Cecile L. Greil of tho Ancona
survivors, was returning to New Yor?t
from special hospital work, to which
she woe called at Bari. Italy, by the
Russian Red Croas. She ca ll cl from
America last August on tho Adriatic.
"1 woil'd not go tfjfere merely to
hind ap wounds,*' she said. "There
is too much misery here at home that
needs an abundant supply of working
physicians. I .am going for the or
ganizing part of the work."
' At ten, Cv. Greil was a- cash girl
in a store at Grand and Allen streets.
New York City. She married at .six
teen, and;. after having three ? chil
dren found (herself called upon to
support them. .She said once that tt.
.took her fourteen years to save the
?2,GOO with which, after roaching the
age bf thirty, elie' went through medi
cal sd-ool. She later wont to Italy
and was attached to tho Children's
Hospital In Florence and -the Marino
Hospital in. Naples. ...
. - - -
In Stratford Town.
william Dean. Howell*;, the well
known .American critic, teUs a
E'lakespenrs ?tory.
"In Stratford." (he bays, "daring
one of the Chakeapear jubilees' an
American tourist approached an aged
villager In a smock and said:
"Who ls this chap Shakespeare,
anyway?* .
. "He waa a; writer,'-sir?"
? "Oh, 'b?t there are lotB of,writers.
.Why; do Jos -make;, such an Infernal
fuss ,pver > thia 'one. then ? ; * Wherever
I turn .: X' S6e> .. Shakespeare hotels,
Shakespearocak'car,. Shakespearechoc
olate; Shakespeare shoes..,- What the
duce did he write, magazine stories,
attacks on 'the government, shady
novels?".., /'r:.;y:H^^^m^^
"No, slr! Oi; no, air.^satd tho ajred
villager, 'I understand he writ for the
Bible, sir. .'.??d^nd?n Tit-Bita.
------
Not Tfp io Jlsr S?nau?rd.
"Have" .you any; references;" in
quired ,tho>lody Of the her.)se.
"Yie, mum,'iota ot ^htni^^s>piJ '
the prospective maid^
"Then< why didn't yon bring
of them with you?"
: Welt*: .v tnum. to tall tho . truth,
they're inst like ta*, oht*togrRphs.
Nene o? th?tndont do m$ Justice."
Ludlea' Hc?te Journal.
'War.
TN the Fall w
r* frosty and U
air after sundov
gets his overcoi
And in buying
wise-for, in th
sures his health
gets a far bette
would by waitii
These men are 1
add another po
B-O-E Overeo
.heir money,
whether they p
or more, their n
garde?l as only
til they are pert
what they have
Vi
I. I9IS
.ra A Co,
Regeneratic
Rank*
Paris, Nov. 16.-Tho French gov
ernment recently gave facilities to The
Associated Press and a party of for
eign journalists to inspect some of the
remarkable work which is being done
fer thc regeneration of the ranks of
stricken, crippled, maimed, and ap
parently hopeless wounded who are
borne back from the fighting line at
Champagne.
Under t?e escort of French offl
cera, the party waa talton to St. Mau
rice, a short distance outside Parin,
where wounded are brought after the
.physical cares of surgery have bash
giyen to be nursed into convalescence,
diverted from the loss of llmb3,.-andi,
gradually educated toto some now'
lino which recreates them into useful
members of society. St. Maurice' ?SLot
vast dimensions, the buildings ; and
grounds occupying an area probably
greater than Central Park in Now
York. The buildings strotcfa- aa' far
as tho eye can see; low, two-story
stone structures, so that the cripples
are not climbing long stairs, and are
near tho gardens, everywhere abun
dant with flowers and shrubbery, to
lend cheer to.the occupants..
"Two hundred moro wounded are
coming,'" said an attendant, as the
officer led the way Into the first build -
ins, ihs receiving ^?ard.
'.'Hore they are." ?nid -tho ' officer,
pointing to 200 large glass photogra
phic plates ranged ana numbered in
a case.
-. The photographs ol' the 200 wounded
had been -sent ahead, the plates show
ing with 'precision the exact- wound
and its process of (healing,, some of
them X-ray plates.
"See tilla one," aald th? officer, hold
ing up a largo glass plate showing
the Bldo-i-roflle of a wounded soldier/
with a gaping bullethole back of the
ear, ana around the hole little sutures'
or cracks of the skull. ? ' .
"14, is hot a fractured, skull-that
would be (hopeless," said the officer.
"No, 'that man can be made over."
But this receiving ward was more
ly the first.Stage in a sort ot" ascend:
lng neale;'which improved the wound
ed man's condition at each stage un
til he wan finally landed in the school
where he was mada over into a con
dition more useful to himself.and so
ciety t>.en ho was before., lt waa to
this school that cniof interest waa
directed.
Thin enormous school at St. Mau
rice ls~ a hive of/ work shopsof all
kinds-shoe-making ' shops* . machins
shops, auto recall* shops,. blacksmith
shops with biasing forges and clothes
making shops and the .workmen were'
the wounded aoldiera from the 'firing
lino, minus an arm. leg or ~ ?ye on
which dkl not"need. that arm, leg or
eye. As a whole lt was aa efficient
a body of workmua as one would. find
in any well-regulated -factory. ' '.Tho
men had smiling faces ; those working
Jh groups wera -' chatting. and laugh
Attention waa also ,gi*en t? / sho
flae arts end tho prcesslona, and
hero also -were schools for sculpture
and ?painting and. architecture, so
legless- ear armlos? or ?yelos?
tee
who had >f.; taste for
aestroiotic, could he !??-into some new
UneV which did not require the ttn?t
the lost member. Ono . pate-faced
yoting soldier,. his lett' hand gone1 near'
the elbov/, waa delicately model in K a
t?pjs;jl of Milo with his remaining
-hand.'
The moldier architecte, war? making
designa, with blue-prints ? of girders,
arclrca end col ama s, and '; caleula tin g
tho ?trength ot tyalla and roofs. AH
ot these men had something mlMing,
hut their work waa so chosan as to
lat???eb^liHely t?t?lglWe the lost
member, and to- make- what remained
Ot their members entirely efficient fer
e Chills
hen mornings are
?ere's a tang in_the .
vn-your wise man
it.
early he's doubly
e first place, he in
i; in the second, he
r selection than he
wise, but the wisest
'int-they insist on
ats, thus insuring
for they know
>ay $10, $15, $18,
noney is always rc
on deposit here un
:ectly satisfied with
: bought.
it Shite with o C&ratiat.?*
m of
i of Striken
this particular work. Near tho sol
dier architects were ranged two long
lines of soldier typewriters, men who
lost a foot or some other member, but
whose hands had now been tauglit n
skill they bad not known before hi
rapid typewriting.
In the shoe shop the mon were
turning out a good grade of Shoes',
selling for 23.francs (about ?4.'10?,
also wallets and purses of all kinds,
leather wate'j chains and belts. A
large glass case exhibited the divorsi*
ty of their product. It was tho same,
tn the machine shop, the blacksmith '
shop and all the other branches of
this hive of industry.
"Ohe'soMter with both hands gone,"
?aid .tho. officer, "is making 18 francs
a day as a carpenter.**. '??.*.
Ho explained that special tools had
boen made for this handless carpen
ter, fitting on lo fae steel hooks ch
his arm-stumps. Tho plane, for in*
stance,' automatically permitted , thi
carpenter to do his work, with pre
cision, a bell ringing, if pressure wa*
too great to tho right; another bell
lt pressure waa ton great on the left
ami other bella of forward and rear
pressure. So that the handless sol
dler carpenter learned his trade au
tomatically, bella warning him of each
false move until h? v>?_d become ex
pert.
The St. Maurice institution and
school which is thus making soldiers
ovvar for a new an'd useful occupation
has a capacity ot fiOO men, who have
their wounds dressed so far as re
mains necessary, are housed and fed,
and at the same timo carry on theso
extensive shops which turn out useful
products of all kinds, and what - is
more turn out useful'men skilled in
the arts, architecture, mechanical arts
and the many branches of manufac
ture. -
. According to Orders. ;;
Timetables are distinctly "subject'
to alteration" nowadays, and fro*
quently at very short notice.
On a certain IriBh -railway a. sub
urban train.?ras ;taken off and an-,
other altered Suddenly, go the sta
tion master told tho -vorter-whoso
name was Pat, of conrrso-tb give no
tice of tho change to tho passengers
ns they passed tho barrier.
Shortly afterward he-- heard a terri
ble din outaldo his".office. doing* to
ascertain the .cause, he found Pat
ringing a htigb heil violently and
shouting: .. - ..
"This ia to, inform ye Ul that on
and-, after tomorrow th? 10 o'clock
train will start at nolne-thirty. and
there will bo no last train."-London
Answers,
, A western ranchman, who had
spent all his lifo with- Corsee and had
had llttlo experience with womankind,
*|#rvinarrled, saya ?h? punday Maga
s?n?.. After ,?he ^remohy tho bride'
and groom mounted their horses and
started along the mountain tratf.-te?'
ward homo, fleing along a hedge tho
brWe'a horse stumbled and feil down
the sleep embankment;
Vit. was mighty hard luck for both
the woman and tolo horee.'C' the ranch
man said in tolling the story of tho
ac?ident; "eAch of 'em broke, a leg,'*'
^.{fjfhet did - you do?" replied
?^Wuer sorrowfully. "J anet 'e-o."
-:."-v...
. v Fond Mothor-Bobbie', como here. X
]have a?mething awfully nice jO^jt
Bobble (ago fclx)--Aw--I ?on'l care.
* know what li isv Big brother's homo
om college. /
F. M.-^-Why, Bobble, ?iow could you,
less.'.-.'.,. i
Bobble-My - hank don't, rattl?
^rp.--iAwgwan.
