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I nljHH. 12 GOODWIN'B WBBKLY. I
H 'MHw ! ital made Szisz, the eventual winner, a 12 to 1
iJJjHJUH j shot.
B llifSH "Too high," he remarked.
B HHBIHi' Tll statement was quoted, and as a result
ff IHniH that night saw the odds against Szisz reduced to
H HSfmHHK three to one. How his opinion was home out, is
B lilBBflK now a matter of automobile history, ''Szisz having
fl HtfffllK returned a comparatively easy winner.
B iftiraHv i So' uoso w10 lcnow tnG unerring skill of the
B i IfSitIm i foreign crack, will probably watch with the great-
B fHBHHi- Gst intereat for tne na figures in order to see
B 'illiflHfi whether he has at last made a bad guess.
B IjBBwl If s prediction is borne out, it does not mean
B fJBlflflB! tnat tnoso wno see the raCe this year will wit'
!yBlflHP ness and lesS speed than was seen last year.
IHfllBi Tne grea-t racing cars will of necessity make
B '"ttliBn even better tlmo on tne straightaways and turns
B iHB than ever before, but the larger number bf turns
B $ 'wBmmWt are look0(1 on by Caillois as enough to bring the
B iIHrH average down.
B tJI III Mi
H TwIMBr v SONG OF THE WILD CHAUFFEUR.
fl ' i'FUwB want to go out in my automobile,
B 'HAras My automobubblety-bobblety-bubble.
B t"ranlfli Anrt rattle and roar till I run against trouble;
HI IHHk want to cut loose with the Gabriel tooter,
Rk IJflHB! To slciP anu to scamper about with my scooter,
HE 'tiBHf My howler, my yeller, my shrieker, my hooter.
H -ItIBHb My automobubblety-bobblety-babble,
H .iJPREilBBBf That roars at the rubbering ring of the rabble,
B 'tttBBflB My triple expansion and forty horse douule,
H iMumBBmW My automobubblety-bobblety-bubble,
Bl ''ftlilsJHIs With honkety-honkety,honkety-bing!
K ilillHHI And tootlety-tootlety-tootlety-spring!
H ' 'JPralflB Iy automobipper
Hi 'WHmmm My automozipper
H O'llflflEi Ker-smash!
mm i . hHtHl want to whop out and go whirling and whizzing
HI IBHH An( ecootln5 and tootihg and fizzing and sizzing
And flipping and flashing and fussing and flying
And gilding andsliding and shooting and shying;
I want to go tilting around every corner
A-honking and honking my Gabriel warner;
I want to scare dogs till they seem to have rabies;
I want to bewilder nursemaids with their babies;
I want to whirl past the old men with their
And call back their youth with my hair raising
1 want to go puffing and panting, pellmelllng,
And coughing and crying and screaming and yell
ing" By street and by store and by doorway and dwell
ing, To ride in my automobubblety-bebble, ''
Surrounded by dust and by smoke and by pebble
I want to wind up with a tire on my collar,
To face a repair bill that takes my last dollar;
I want to go smash in the smashest of smashes
The end of the worst of all death daring dashes;
To fly in the air and come down in the stubble,
Commingled with all of my automobubble,
Mixed up and mixed in and securely entangled
with all the machinery hopelessly mangled,
The Gabriel horn in a twist beyond tooting,
The wheels past all chances of skidding or scoot
ing. Oh, let' me go out in my automobobble,
With honkety-honkety-honkety-bang !
Str Louis Republic.
HlSHI fDiT-f AT C DRY GOGDS STORE
H lllflfll - S JLJL jL V O 222-224 Main Street
BB ''lSWfflR attractive style. r-""- ' firtmnMnriTiOTMirMiltriiiriiiBiHiiiirM I
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You should make it your business to see
They are on display in our window
and worth your consideration
Only Transcontinental Line Passing Directly
Through Salt Lake City
Connections made in Ogden Union Depot with All Trains of Southern Pacific and
Oregon Short Line
OFFERS CHOICE OF
Q FAST THROUGH TRAINS DAILY Q
AND THREE DISTINCT SCENIC ROUTES
Pullman Palace and Ordinary Sleeping Caw to
DENVER, OMAHA, KANSAS
CITY, ST. LOUIS, CHICAGO
I Without Change
Free Reclining Chair Cars
Personally Conducted Excursions
A Perfect Dining Car Service
For rate, folder, etc., inquire of nearest Ticket Asen or wrile
I. A. BENTON
General Agent Passenger Department
SALT LAKE CITY