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In the center of a vista of rebellious bosoms,
Anna Held "came back," without even the help
of a cane, and demonstrated that she has two or
three years to go before asking us to fall for the
farewell tour thing in "L'Aiglon," "Camille," or
"Hamlet." In truth, she is quite remarkable for
her years, and perhaps her gowns are worth the
price of admission if one is interested in dra
peries, but aside from them and the work of Har
ry Watson (well remembered from the Follies)
there was little that was attractive in the select
cluster supposed to embellish the background for
Did you get the legs them old oaken legs?
And common report has it that the beef trust is in
dicted, and its members are under arrest in some
barbarous eastern state. Now we know that
nothing could be further from the truthi Many
of those same legs were kicking around the
ichorus when the bible was a scenario, and they
were quick reminders of the remark of a man
in Gaby's show who in response to a question in
which he was a'sked if he had ever seen the ruins
of Rome, replied, "I married one."
There is little music to help "Miss Innocence"
in his Parisian exploits, the supposed wit is that
kind indulged in by those who do not know a
laugh 'unless it is rooted in filth, what is left of
the costumes and "scenery is tawdry, and the spec
tacles presented during frequent ensembles when
the merry merries contorted were anything but
elevating except to what they sometimes stood
Ziegfeld, who sent us this holiday contribution,
ought to be on the firing line in Tripoli for ap
parently he has nerve enough to do anything. If
Monte Cristo could rightfully say "The world is
mine," why, in view of the delectable occurrances
in the Held show shouldn't the producer remark,
"But the half world is mine."
Two more work-outs today for the overworked
merry merries, and then, nothing to do till to
If you haven't seen the show, run over, just to
realize that sporting life is hell it may be some
times checkered, but never dull.
There is a good average show at the Orpheum
this week, and with the elimination of one or two
unpleasant features, it would all be exceedingly
enjoyable. The Six Brown Brothers are the big
hit of the bill. They have a musical act which
varies greatly from the usual monotony and they
have had a hard time getting away from every
The Seebacks have a real athletic novelty, in
cluding a dozen new stunts in bag punching, and
the Pedersen brothers, aerial athletes of remark
able ability constituted another fine feature.
There is not much in the sketch, "The Commer-
cial Man," presented by Raymond, Burton and
Bain, but the chatter is not half bad, and Mr.
Raymond put over a big song hit. Mile. La
Triska, the human doll, is probably the best Imi
tation of the mechanical article ever seen on the
stage, though she could eliminate a deterrent
note in her act if she would forget her con
versation to the gentlemen in the audience after
she comes to life.
La Belle Titcomb is the same La Belle as of
yore, with pretty nearly the same act, in which
the horse Is the best part of it. However, there
is a marked improvement in her appearance now
as fche has substituted, or may have added, skirts
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