I THE DUST OF WASHINGTON
Properly Rebuked the "YoungBter."
When tho great chemist, ihcvmul,
who-" statue was rerontly unveiled In
Franco, attained his 100th birthday, ho
was entertained at a public dinner at
which his son, a high ofllclal in tho
department of justice, 67 years of age,
was also present. Tiro old man mado
a speech, and In telling an hnccdoto
made a slight slip, which his son sop
rocted. Old Chevreul turned around
quickly and said In a sharp voice:
"Hush, young3tor, when I am talking,"
nnd the "youngster" held his tongue
The 8hah is "It."
One of tho most absolute of tho
world's monarch Is tho shah of Per
sia, who is master of the lives and
goods of all his subjects. Tho wholo
revenue of tho country being at his
disposal, recent ehaha havo been able
to amass largo private fortunes. That
of the present occupant of the throno
Is reported to amount to $25,000,000 or
$30,000,000, most of it represented by
Vlrchow an Octogenarian.
Prof. Rudolph Vlrchow's 80th birth
day will be eclobrated in Berlin on
Saturday, October 12, when he will
personally recclvo delegates with con
gratulatory addresses from various
scientific bodies, foreign as well as
German. Prof. Vlrchow is not with
out a certain youthful vigor, especially
Je&se Haney Is Dead.
Jesso Haney, one of tho pioneer
comic paper publishers of America, is
doad. The New York Plcayuno was
Btartcd by him away back in tho '50s.
It was succeeded by other comic pub
lications which led up to those wo havo
After His Own Heart.
Miss Anne Tracy Morgan, daughter
of J. Pierpont Morgan, Is a systemat
ic business woman, keeping books of
hor expense and income and overlook
ing all her investments herself.
Capable Young Colored Man.
Tho chief train dispatcher of tho
Colorado &. Northwestern railroad, at
Boulder, Colo., is Spencer B. Mackey,
a young colored man of 24.
Supreme Judge Turned Down.
The days of whispered conferences
In tho White House are past, says a
'correspondent. Tiho president Bees
most of his visitors in the big recep
tion room. He goes from one to nu
othcr and says what ho has to say in
a voice that reaches to every part of
,tho room. A day or two ago, Bays tho
Baltimore News, a justice of the su
preme court camo in with his snn.
Then ho leaned over and whispered a
ffow words to the president's ear. "I
am eorry," said tho president and
llfty people heard him rasp It out "I
am sorry, but it cannot be done. All
promotions must bo on merit." A very
much abased justice of the supremo
court, with his Bon in tow, left tha
Wlilto House hurriedly.
Letter Carrier's Clerer Invention.
a letter carrier of Morrlstown, N. J.,
nas been aiimrcd "eighteen claims by
tho patent office at Washington for a
collectors' recording mechanism for
letter boxes. Tho devlco locks tha
boxes preventing them being tapped
during the night, and, by an olectrical
mechanism connected with the post
olllce, much the samo as a time lock,
permits tho carrier to open them at
the schedule hours in the morning, ac
the same time recording tho tlmo in
There Is nothing on earth to bo
compared with a virtuous and lovely
After you have learned to unlearn
you are In a fair way of learning to
Tho key to happiness opens
treasure houso of tho mind.
It sometimes happens that lovo la
tho only wisdom of a fool.
Two bores never get any amuse
ment out of each other.
Many a game leg 13 the result of a
foot ball game.
Has marked characteristics tho ta
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Know by. tho sign
Tho tombs of England's honored dead
Are, Ilka her annals, prand;
Leaning o'er Chatham's buried head,
Drooping by Kelson's trophlcd bed, i
As if their hearts of marble bled.
Art's silent mourners stand.
But how, my country, hnst thou shrined
Thy patriot-heroes' dust?
Hath he, in whoso majestic mind
All human virtues were combined
Hath lie tho champion of mankind
Carved urn or laurel bust?
No from his tomb th unsculpturcd stone?.
Mildewed, and broken, fall;
No marble warders guard his bones,
Ills grave nor stato nor nation owns,
And he who startled Europe's thrones
Neglected lies of all.
Tho monuments that Naturo gavo
Arc melting fast away:
Tho branches that wcro wont to wavo
I-tko banners, o'er tho good and bravo.
Torn rudely from his hallowed grave.
Aro speculation's prey.
Conquered Cornwallls rests In state,
So Howe and Clinton He;
For Britain bars not glory's gate
' Against e'en her defeated great,
Wlillo wo to him, whoso cwoid was fate,
A fitting tomb deny.
Sons of tho soil! heirs of tho famo
Earth's purest patriot won,
Lret not his memory be your shame.
The sordid ransom give, and claim
The. dust of Washington! '
for High Honors
Although Col. Washington retired to
a private station at Mount Vernon at
tho closo of tho frontier warfare, he
did not neglect his duties to the public.
Still holding tho office of adjutant-general
of tho militia, no circulated orders
for them to assemblo at certain times
and places to bo exercised and, re
viewed. So much were the Inhabitants
alarmed at the recent successes of tho
enemy, that their martial spirit re
ceived a new Impulse, and volunteer
companies began to bo organized.
Their ardor was stimulated from tho
pulpit and it was in a sermon to one
of these companies that the accom
plished and eloquent Samuel Davles
pronounced the celebrated encomium
in a single sentence, which has often
been quoted as prophetic. After prais
ing the zeal and courage which has
been shown by tho Virginia troops,
tho preacher added: "As a remark
able Instance of this, I may point out
to tho public that heroic youth, Col.
Washington, whom I cannot but hope
Providence has hitherto preserved in
so signal a manner for some important
service to his country." This was but
tho echo of the general voice, and it
is a proof of tho high estimation in
which tho character of Washington
was at that time held by his country
men, and of the hopes It had raised.
Mr. Wirt relates an anecdote of
Washington which shows lu what esti
mation ho was held by tho members of
the first Congress. Soon after Patrick
Henty returned home, being asked
"whom ho thought the groatest man
in Congress," ho replied, "If you speak
of eloquence, Mr. Rutledge of South
Carolina is by far tho greatest orator;
but, if you speak of solid information
and sound Judgment, Colonel Washing
ton is unquestionably tho greatest
man on that floor." This opinion was
verified by every act of his life. His
knowledge, on the subjects to which
ho gave his attention, was most thor
ough and exact; and all tho world
has agreed that no other man has
given such proofs of the soundness of
to Physical Fear
An anecdote is related by an his
torian illustrative of Washington's
resolution and courage. A person of
lawless habits and reckless character
had frequently entered upon the
grounds near Mount Vernon, and shot
ducks and other game. More than
once ho had been warned to desist, and
not to return. It was his custom to
cross the Potomac In a canoe, and
ascend tho creeks to some obscuro
placo, whore he could be concealed
from obsonatlon. Ono day, hearing
tho dlschargo of a musket, Washing
ton mounted his horse, and rodo In
tho direction of the sound. The in
truder discovered his approach, and
had just tlmo to gain the canoe and
push it from the shore, when Washing-
- tflftllir jsi
ton emerged from the bushes at tho
distance of a few yards. The man
raised his gun, cocked it, pointed it at
him, and took deliberate aim; but,
without a moment's hesitation, Wash
ington rodo into tho water, seised tho
prow of tho cacoc, drew it to land,
disarmed his antagonist, and inflicted
Cn him a chastisement, which ho novor
again chose to run tho hazard of on
countering. at x. 3$. 3fi
In tho course of tho year following
the French and Indian war, Col.
Washington had paid his addresses
successfully to Mrs. Martha Custls, io
whom ho was married on tho Gth of
January, 1769. ThiB lady was three
months younger than himself, widow
of John Parko Custis, and distinguish
ed allko for her beauty, accomplish
ments and wealth. Sho was the daugh
ter of John Dandrldge. At the time of
her second marriage she had two
children, a son and a daughter, tho
former six years old, tho latter four.
Mr. Custls had left large landed estates
in New Kent County, and forty-flvo
thousands pounds sterling In money.
One-third part of this property sho
held in her own right, tho other two
thirds being equally divided between
By this marriage an accession of
more than one hundred thousand dol
lars was made to Col. Washington's
fortune, which was already consider
able in tho estate at Mount Vernon,
and other lands which ho had select
ed during bis surveying expeditions
and obtained at different times. To
tho management of his extensive prl
vato affairs his thoughts now turned.
He alsd took upon himself the guard
ianship of Mrs. Washington's two
children, and tho caro of their proper-
ty, which trust ho discharged with all
the faithfulness and assiduity of a
father, till tho son became of age, and
till tho daughter died In her nineteenth
year. This union was In every respect
felicitous. It continued forty years.
To her Intimate acquaintances and to
tho nation, tho character of Mrs.
Washington was ever a themo of
praise. Affablo and courteous, exem
plary In her doportmont, remarkable
for her deeds of charity and piety, un
ostentatious and without vanity, sho
adorned by her domestic virtuos tho
sphere of prlvato life, and filled with
dignity every station in which sho
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