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This ib not a George Ado fit
slang. It is a Home Aid fable.
Once there was a Geezer, wL
too small for Cook Stove purpoi
* and Flabbergasted against his 'I
he said-strictly on the Blinl
hadn't he lived Here since '84
over in
t be a Jo]
r, = 4e're knoc
way this
.. .., .. ?..stc Strang
was Knocked from the burg th
got over al this Bum Butiness y,
that we would trade at home al
out no-that you could Sight It
Olasses. But you and a Bunch
wasted your Substance In Rioto
mail and let the sheriff hang
front of some of your own tow
at our Town and then look at
once?"
Whereupon the Whittling
sen Thoughts into his mental
village store to Annex a line
Circles which he had bought ft
MORAL: If you %
grow, patronize
6ase.
*rd if he agree.
Bthe way, whtre is New Yorki
going to get a jury that has nevei
heard of the 'Thaw ease?-[(Chicage
News.
It will continue to Thaw in New
York for many Rutns and moon.
from presen t a ppearances. --[J3uf.
falo Times.
rhe UJnited Stat, a S-natec ha.
<tait d iscussing Bro'~ wnsv illI., but
HIarry Thaw 1s on trial. ---i 'hatta
nooga N'ews.
Before the Thaw triail is over it
maiy be nfeesQare to find out
wvhether any of th la.*i*ry have be.
.Come insane. - [ W ashington Pos t.
One~- of th1 worst things abont
mnattes lke the Thaw triail is the
mas f near-hIterature bound toc
be prodIuced.[N. Y. Mail.
It the rm o' t he Thaw trial goe
a8. slow ast he1 sele&t ion) of the jury,
the accu-ed hmanu wlli apparent.ly
h:m a Jong lease of life.- [Toledo
TIhe unwi tteun law has alr eady
I i.no In figiure ini the TIhaw~ mur.
e Don't neglect youi
4
4 Statistics show th
a over 200 peopl
.unption.
nd most,.of thea
b e living now if they
S warning cough.
You know ho'
9 Emulion enabi
cough or cold.
ALL DRUGGIST
Id Fable.
iblo, though it may sling some
to sat around and cut Kindling
;es. He Whittled against Time
'own. The town was No Good,
c. Yes, it was N. G. Why,
and found that the Place was
the next County. Grown like
nah here. We've grown some,
king any particularly Big Per
Gazaboo knocked his town.
er floated into the Town that
at had Blossomed like Jonah's
Gourd. He Heard some
of the Flabbergasting
and Dropped to the sit
uation.
"Look here, you," he
remarked to the citizen
who was Handing Out
the Knocks. "What do
you do for this town?
Are you doing your part
to put this Burg on the
Upgrade? What's that
hefty Bunch of litera
ture sticking out of
your Clothes?"
"That's a Mail Order
Catalogue from Chi
cage-a town that is a
town," replied the Gee
Mer.
"1. I thought." said
the Impertinent Arriv
al. "Now let me hand
- ..y :.To t -a ni. -- :littti
Wed of common sense.
For the past ten years
you have been sending
your money to the Chi
Cago Mail Order houses
instead of spending it
among your home- mer
chants. What would
have happened to Chi
cago fifty years age It,
all the First .Sqttlers s
had shipped their Loose
Coin to New York on
catalogue inducements?
Why, you'd have to use
a sand dredger now to
.flnd the Original dlt .
or Chtoih Ne,er. t, the
Burg from which I
have, Just Blown in we
ears ago. -We-passed Resolutions
td help our own town to Spread
in the map without using Opera
of other folks in this town have
)us Expenditures in Chicago by
sut the 'Nothing Doing' sign in
m's mercantile Emporiums. Look
yours. What makes the Differ
Gazaboo threw a few well cho
makeup and went down to the
i collar in place, of the Paper
om Chicago at Two Bits a Box.
vant your town to
horne enterprises.
der trial. The unwritten law, how.
e ver, is likely to occupy a fairly
iBiportaint part in the.oast.of this
drama. -[H{artfo,rd Times.
Amjid all the vulgarity of the
Thaw trial, Mrs. Stanford White,
really the chief victim of the trag
edy, sits ill melancholy dignity at
her home in Cambridge and asks
only that she shall n)ot see the
niewspapers. -[IIartfoird Conurant.
Cause for Gratitude.
The chaplain of the Colorado
seaste the day Simon Guggenheim
was elected United States selntor
uttered thle ferIvenlt invocation:
"We thank thee that we are alive
this morning, that we are sober and
out of' jail,-"-[ Phila, Press.
Nothing but the Truth.
Bun tcum -- " My phiysiciani tells
me I ami woi'kiug too hard."
Marks--" Phe M. D). ovidently
knows his busine s"
Buncumiii -"Ai,d. why * do yo
Matrk8 -"I hote beeni COmnpariing
'ots with a few of' our mutual
friendis and I ( ind you have worke
uq prI"tiv har i. --D)etroit 'Tribu,ne.
cough.
it in New York City .
e die every week from
a consumptives might 4
had not neglected the
w quickly Scot't a
es you to throw off a 4
Sf S0c. AND $1.00.
A_NNBTTE. Llfl
LIBERTY GRADED E
FRIDAY NIGHT, FI
T.30 (or
P ROG1
1 Music...........................
2 bong............... .. .........."We
3 "History of Our Club"...........
4 "When Teacher Gets Cross".......
5 "Tho Star of Hope".... ..........
6 Music..................Irvin Quic
7 "People Will Talk You Know"....
8 "The Girls of Liberty"...........
9 Dialogue-"Wahigton and The C
10 Mnsio. ......... ....Crystal Dow
11 "Rook of Ages" ...............
12 "Rook of Ages"-Variations.......
13 "Mother, Home and Heaven"......
14 "Imaginary 8tory"...............
15 "If You Want a Kiss, Why Take It
16 "i'ha Girls of Annette Club"-(Con
17 Duet......."Thoughts of Home"..
18 "Is It Anybody's Business".
19 "Alameda".................
20" Muso...r.. ..........
21 "How Ole Mose Counted".
22 Psntomine-"Nearer My God to T1
Misses Florence Davis, Annie J
.............................
23 Music......................."Ba
24 "Josiar"......................
25 "Two Vows"................ .
26 48pecially Jiin".................
27 "School Girl Friendship".........
28 "This Year-Next Year-Sometime
29 Dialogue-"Four (3l-bpated Charn
Misses Annie-Bele,Brown,.Jiz
80 "Love's Dream''.................
31 When Kissing Close The Blinds"
32 "You Know You Do"....... ...
33 Half-way Doings".............
34 "Washington and Liberty"... .
35 "Asleep at the Switch".........
36 "The Disappointed Husband"....
37 "An Experience Meeting"........
38 "Waiting For His Answer"......
89 "The Nobility of Love"........ .
40 Song....................."Aixic
41 "Aunt Tabitha............. ...
42 "The Inventor's Wife"...........
43 "A Girl I Know"................
44 Reading............ "A Pleasure ]
45 "Jokes".......................
46 Song..............."Did You Ev
47 Musio..................."Fin
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
No man ever landed a partienlari
easy poeition by trying to-dodlge work
'Almost every man imagines he woul
do a lot of philanthropic stunts it h
*hadethe. money.
Why is it that the people with'noti
ing to do but sit around and visit ar
ouch dreadful bores?
Some people Imagine that by bein;
impudent they are showing others the;
are "as good as anybody."
Whent a father and son are in busi
ness the son can usually tell of a lot o
mistakes his fatthier makes.
Almost anly married man can mak,
his friends smile by saying lhe is per
fectly free to do as he p)leases.
Whent the carb)olic acidl bottle find
itself next to the cough medicIne 0i
the shlelf, Death stops sharpepinig hi
scy'the to lean back and be merry.
Atchison Globe.
"Checkmate."
"Checkma te!" represents '"shah mat !'
-"the shah is dead.'' 'Shalh." in fact
enteredi our language long ago via Ara
ble and( old F"rceh, arrivinig in th
form of "cheek." "Chess" is reailb
"'checks," kings, and the cry~ o
"Check!I" means your king is in danger
hence the v'erb, and subs)taniitiv<
"cheek~l" in nil their Englisht meatnintg.
"chteek,"' wvheh was originally thii
counterfoil of a bIll that served t<
"cheek" fraud: 'checkered,"' from thi
aspect of the chessboard, iandr "ex
cheuer,'' from the checkered patttern
of thte tabIleil tn which the king',
accounts were kept with coutiers. Al
these we OWe to the I'erian, iisover
eign's t ifle.--Londont Chiroicei.
The Bosnian Roasting Jack.
A eniriouis vairiety' or the obil lash.
ionetd roast Iing .ine(k is tisedi by t hr
lWeasantis of' i"osiiit anid IIe(l/rz gl
when!i rolasfting sheep'l whole, as on flie
(occasiont of ai wVedd(ling Cere,ltnony. O
oft en sees nonr t i'liti a Iun ing stra n~'1lt 1
long hole liutvin g onte (li revoh-vingi
freely ini a seekeled peg, while fit
othier, o)verlhnging IteV watr, is ecip. I
the liositian iroastinig Jac1k. i'Te shIeep
to lbe cooked is imipaledl on the log,
a fire is lit tund(erneth.li amt while
the currTeit 5pin ith Iblie (lils anld thle
pole mri)lly round the blg joint is
COOked hi teral11y to in tunrn.-Wlde World
Why She Was Pleased.
Tess-Dhl)i MrI. lIoremi ever call Ont
y'ou? .Jess-Yes; he called last even..
I ug. I wits fluite dleligtited whien thle
girl brotughit upl his (,ard. Tess-Olt
come1 no0w. Y'ou weren't. really delight
ed? .Jess--Certaintly. You see, if she
htadn't birouight upi htis card I might
have gonte downa to him, tinkilug it
wits sonme one else.-.thindelintl. nr.
~AYCLUB'
GROL AUDITORIUM
|B IARY 22d, 1907
-LOCK.
CAMME:
. . . . . ............... .... ByBan
icome"........................By Ulu
....................Miss Florence Day;
............. .........Miss Meda Hut
...... ......Miss Jessie Man Parsol
ktep..................Miss Meda Hur
.. ..............Miss Vivian Allgoo
....................Miss Elma Olayto
olt"
.tisses Zoo Ella Smith and Mabel Hunte
Waltz...............Miss Mabel Hute
..............Miss Annie Belle Brow
............................Miss Olar.
- - ....................Miss Avie Smitl
. . .--.. . .......Miss Myrtle MoWhortN
......................Miss Tee Davi
posed by Miss Dobson) -
- - .--- ... Bead by Miss Ethel Bogg
"... Misses Clark and Jessie Mae Parson
- --............Miss Jimmie Parson
- -.-............. Miss.Ethel Bogs
-.-......'.....................By Ban
..... .....-......... Miss Mary Gani
L00
telle Brown. Ina Callabam, Mabel Hunts
S-................and .immie PNrson
do"..---................... Mss Clarb
........... ........ Miss Mvy Willi
................Miss Myrtle MoWhort.
..... ............Miss Ernestine Ranki
............... Miss Myrtle Freema
-Never".......... Miss Zoe Ella Smit
oters".-4-.
unie Pabns Mily Wilhs;R and Ernestin
........- -.. ................Ranki
- - - ----...-..........lh.is Bessie Parson
....................Miss Lela Garrel
.......... .......Miss Bessie Parson
.... ............Miss Myrtle Freema
----..........................By Clu
- - ... ..........Miss Ella MoClanahn
- ................... Miss Belle GrifE
....-- - - --............Miss Mary Gan
......... ....... Miss Ernestine Rank
................Miss Carrie Leo Hunt
ua"...... ......... .....By Sixteen Gil
.....................Mss Ina ONllaba
.--....................Miss Meda Hu
-.-........ -...........Miss Ins Oallahla
.:eition"......... Miss Annette Dobs,
......,............. Miss Vivian Aligo
r Goet Left?" .... .........By Six oil
Alarm".... .... . ...... .Miss Olnr
A. i. Tindall's Corn Yield, 1
SManrnin~g, Feb. 1.--From a stal
mnofA..J.Tindall rnade to Pr<
..H arper to-da.v at.the far met
e institute it appears that erre
.Were .made in estimatjing the ca]
,'yield. His yield was I1967 pound~
86 per c,;nt. of which was shella
cOrn, ti 'maikinig 11,128.152 at
pounds to t he bu:-hel. This is-100|
-bushole.
IProf. H1ar per is at a loss to u
dlersta,d how the .yield was r
-du:ced to 186 bushels. lur. Tia
d,L madoh w~iitin a fraction of 2(
bushls~i ini bad wo'ihler.
Ca erg 'Sasj at go-dmetn of ti
farer intitutetoday.
C.. TO x..A..
Maris the hKidYulaeAwyBg
ignat,aro
of
"Cut
it Out"
says many a doctor to his
lady patients, because he
doesn't know of any medi
cine that will cure female
troubles except the sur
Sgeon's knife.
That such a medicine
exists, however,is proved by
thousands of cures made by
WINE
Cures Womb
I Disease
it has~ saved( the lives of many
weak, si:k women anti rescu.ed oth
ernfo a lifetimie of chronic sick
ness. It will cure you if you will
only give it a chance. Try it.
Sold by all druggists and deAl-.
era in 81.00 bottles.
"Iworei suporter for fbu.r
no mden - m
01UR.1
For Coug1, Cold C
Sore 0boat,Sfjft
R Rheumofism and
a Neuralgia
At all Dealers
s Price .25 50c, & .(
Sent Free;~i.a
Sloan's Book on g
*Cettie, Hogs &
r Address Dr. Eerf.
r 615Alhany Sk"Besto,
Li
Garrisons
Easle3
Whlesale and I
Graia, ay, Flour. s
We have just received three
a fHay. We also have a full
e Chops, Bran, Shorts, Oats and
' Cole Guano Distributors and C
you money by buying from us.
'Phone or write ns. Your <
tention.
GARRISON WY2
n Easaey,
Lots foi
It
in
er
We have a nice graded str
m erty (the Robinson Place) and'
>n Cheap, This propertp lies clos
xI Cotton Mill, and it is the ch
"s around Pickens. Let evesybod
cation of their children come at
these beautiful building lots.
Money invested here will
Pces is gigto be Tusi toy~
t 4 3-5
xl I 18-ac:
126 1
Money invested in this pr
within twelve months.
Call on
~J. 0. HDL[
PICKEr
FOR.
A RARE ]
204 acre wecll improved fa
Pickens. Six acres river bottoi
tcres upland in high state of ci
About too of fime original fore!
and( plenty of it. G;ood 1 0-ro<
ings and two tenant houses.
well worth 10,00o --our price,
one-hal f cash and the balancei
The Pickens
No sa good time when the
in our City, to fmnd out how re
s;elling our merchandise and I
goods now than the advertised
We have still in our always
s9mtr No and three piece suits
ably low p;rices considering the
L 1 ROTHSCHILD,
roup.
leck.
N'yatt & Co
~, SC
Wail Dealers in
id All IIinds of Feet
car loads of Flour and three
stock of Cotton Seed Meat,
corn. We sell the celebrated
otton Planters. We can save
rders will receive prompt asq
Yours for business,
17T & COMPANY,
" South Carolina
Sale
Cheap..
eet running through our prop
Ne are now prepared to sell lots
e to the Graded School and
eapest property we know ot
y who is interested in the ed
once and get first choice bf
[Double itself in Twelve months
nf of the up-country.
Lere lots
~acr'e lot
lot
acre lot
~e lot
v-acre lot
>perty" now will double itseIW
ER & CO,
SA LE.
3A RGAIN.
m for sale. In five miles of
n; eight in branch bottom; 75
altivatlon: 25 acres in pasture.
it well ti mbefedt. Good water
>mn, 2-story dwelling,
The J. L.. Siegmens p
6,5oo. Titles' good.
one year.
Land Agency.
PICKENS. S. C.
CHANCE
re are so many Sales going on
asonable we have always been
or how less you can buy our
prices of our competitors.
superb) stock, some very hand
which we are selling at remark~
quality. ~

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