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A Bark For Barker.
The otor sat in his easy chair. Edi
ors always have easy chairs-in fle
tion. le thought he recognized the
handwriting on one of the envelopes.
"Another poeim," saild he, reaching
for the waste paper basket. Ile open
ed the letter. Ile was agreeably dis
appointed. It was prose. It ran as
"A. man nanied Barker had a dog
that barked, so he called it Barker be.
eause it barked and because his own
name was Barker. So the inin was
Itarker, and the dog that barked was
Parker. The man didn't bark, al
though his name was Barker. Barker
and Barker went for a walk, and
Barker barked-that is, dog Barker,
not mann Barker. In fact, dog Barker
barked so much that man Barker said:
'arker, don't bark so often. You nev
er hear me bark.' Just then man
Barker barked his shin on the hark of
a tree and barked like anything."
The editor paused. There was a note
Anclosed, which ran, "Please send check
pgr Inclosed to ie at 1001 Barker ave
nue, city." Thei, did th deus ex
machina write, withii a smile, "I have
eived Your Joke and will send c' theck
--when my bark comies In."--Judge,
Legend of St. Winifred Well.
A romantile legend hangs around St.
Winifred well. Cradocus, a neighbor
ing prince. smitteu with the beauty of
a Ilolywell damsel and roused to auger
by her coyness, struck off her head as
she fied from his unwelcome attentions.
The head, rolling down the hill, rested
wear the church, and from the spot the
present. copious spring gushed rorth
as the earth opened to swallow up the
nqasin. St. Benno, who was passing,
picked Up the head and, with a skill
which is now lost to the medical pr>
feslon, restored the maiden, with only
a slender white line on her neck as evi
dence of the miracle. But not only did
the well - spring from 'the spot where
the head rested, but the moss oi Its
'p,.rlnk was supposed to be possessed of
p particularly fragrant smell, while the
'locd marks on the stones, assumied
m ny beautiful tinti. on Jtiie 22, the
anniversary of the event. Today the
well is contained in a rectpngular
bildling, and the water flows into a
ldge bAsin in the shape of an eight
piuted star.-London Chronicle.
Handling Live Wires.
Never handle an electric wire (lest it
Vi "allve") with 'the noked hand, but
use a nonconducting substance as a
protector. Any .good 'nonconducting
albstance will supply protection.
Rubber-In form of gas stove tube
or water hose, could be thrown over a
wire to pull it from Its connection with
a live wire.
ftreelain-rn form of a bit of com
aD crockery or a floor tile, hand plate
Jor door, a stone ink bottle.
Glass-A stout bottle, a glass rod or
a pane of' glass could be used to dis
edge a wit'e from Its connection with
a tmlley wire- or- other current feeder.
Wool-A woolen scarf, stocking, coat
Cotton--Any piece of cotton garment
er stout cotton twine.
Silk-Seart or other garment.
Any og tihese- materials in go~dly
thinaess oould be used to protect the
hand 1kh removing a live wire or even
using an. ntument to cut It through.
Spain's Canny Railroads.
In Spakh the railroads do not lose a
'ehance te. make a little profit even in
le- case, of the nontravelers. When
you see- somebody off in that country
you must pay for the privilege. The
railroads all sell billetes de anden,
which are good for the platform only.
'These cost generally 5 centimos, eqiiv
alent to a- cent in1 American money.
Just why this ia done it is hard to see,
because persons entering a train can
not very well avoid the conductor, who
be always making trips to inspect the
carriages. If a person attempted to
steal a ride in a carriage, he would
have small chance of getting away
with it. If eaught, he wvould have to
pay a penalty of just twice the fare
between the point where lie was dis
covered and the point where tickets
last were insected.--New York Sun.
Atlanta, Ga., also
Over i 5,ooo Gradi
l'eetve 1 i00 pplienatins every year fot 1
lte. A n average of two open ingas for every retu
'70 typewritirig machim
'Tum sontihern also conducts, tihe
po whi-h inttutiIon the railronds andt teleg
W rh fo catloge. Eternow. Thle S
A C.BRISCOE, Pres., or
Unhealtby Kidneys Make Impure Blood.
All theblood in your body passes through
your kidneys enco every threo minutes.
The kidneys aro your
blood purifiers, they fil.
-- ) ter .out the wacte or
- impuritiO3 i: the blood.
If they are: !ck or out
of order, the/ fall to do
'.1W their work.
Pains, ach . andrheu.
matism come from ex
cess of uric acid in the
blood, due to.neglected
Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
heart beats, and makes one feel as though
they had heart trouble, because the heart ik
over-working In pumping thick, kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries.
It used to be considered that only urinary -
troubles were to be traced to the kidneys,
but now modern science proves that nearly
all constitutional diseases have their begin
ning in kidney tro'uble.
If you are sick you can make no mistake
by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild
and the extraordinary effect of Dr. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy is
soon realized. It stands the highest for its
wonderful cures of the most distressing cases
and is sold on its merits
by all druggists in fifty- 1
cent and one-dollar siz
es. You may have, aa fs
sample bottle by mali lome or awaimp.toot.
free, also pamphlet telling you how to find
out if you have kidney or bladder trouble.
Mention this paper when writing Dr. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton, N. Y.
Don't make any mistake, but remember
-he name, Swamp-Root. Dr. Kilmer's
;%vamp-Root, and the address. Binghamton,
Y., on every bottle.
Her Bad Break.
"Here's a pretty goout coat if you
want It," said the farmer's wife. with
a generous smile.
Young Hilary Wearinesse, the traump.
'Spoke politely, yet with some slight
"Yet kindlness , lna'am," ie said.
"should be an exertse for yer igno
rance. but ye oughter know I carl't
wear no sack coat with this here silk
"Do they never forget their differ.
"Why, yes, in a way. He forgets
that he's a gentleman, nod she forgets
that she's a lady."--Puck.
Do You Think
Or. do you open your mouth like a young
bird and gulp down whatever food or medi
cine way be offered you ?
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If. you are an Intelligent thin-king woman.
in need of relief from weakness, nervousness.
pain and suffering, then it means much to
you that there Is one tried and true honest
medicine or xNowN cOMPOTIrioN. sold by
druggists for the cure of woran's ills.
The makers of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pr*
seription. for the cure of weak. nervous, run
down. over-worked, debilitated, pain-racked
womea. knowing thismedicine to be made up
of Iireieonte, every on- no which hasth
strongest possible indorsement of the leading
and standard authoities of the several
schools of practice. are perfectly willing, and
In fact. are only too glad to print. as they do,
the formula, or list of inkredients, of which
it is composed. 4w p&141I Engis~h, on every
* *, * *, *
The formula of Dr. Pierces's lFavorite Pr.
scription will bear the moet eceal examina
tion of medical experts, for It contain. no
alcohol, narcotics, harmful, or habit-forming
drugs, and no agent eniers into it that is not
highly recommended by the most advanced
and leading medical teachers and author
ities of their several schools of practice.
These authorites recommend the ingredients
of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription for the
cure of exactly the same almrents fr wlib
this world-famed medicine is adised.
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No other medicine for woman's ills has any
auch. professional endorsement as Dr. Pierco's
Favorite Prescription has recei ved, in the un
qualitle" recommendation of each of its
several angredlents b-y scores of leading medi
cal men of all the schools of bractico. Is
such an endorsement not worth, of your
A booklet of ingrodionts. with numerous
authtorative profesional endorsements by the
leading medical authorities of this country.
will be mailed free to any one sending name
and address with reauest for same. Address
D~r. R. V. Pierce. Buffalo. N. Y.
Albany, Ga. Branch
ates in Positions
tookk'eepers, Stenog rapshors. Tioeermtpe Operators
lent that attends the Southern.
thte largest collections of~ typewriters owlnedl
~Ss by anty concern In the so'uth.
L OF TELEGRAPHY
aph coinpanies are constantly calling for opera
un into This School.
thtern is thte oldest and largest hli~iess College
W. L. ARNOLD, Vice-Pres.
Fine .Farm Ia
ON DEC. 27, 190
At My Home on Keowee iRive
1 will sell my Farm containir
>r less,'40 acres of flie Keowee Ri
cres under wire, 25 acres of whic
Bell ani is fine pasture, 130 acres
ivation, .balance in .prigiual forest
3n this place is a good 9'room 2-s
arge )aI tns, crib.,' tool house, bu
ct this is one of the finest equip]
:. be found anywhere.
Also all utensils used on a tar
Duggies, 3 .-horse wagons, 1 nr
rake, 1 cutaway'harrow, 1 weeder,
per, 1-2 interest in a McCormick S
2 cotton planters, 3 Planet Jr., ci
Sadles, 3 Oliver Chilled turn..plo
m d evaporator,. 1 complete set of 4
)el1, plow stocks, hoes, rakes, pick
tcecto~o numnerou.s to'mwat ionl
Lotof corn, todder, hay, shre
ood shiffs raised on this place th i
NOW FOR BARGAINS IN
Five Good work imules
years old and weighing froi;800 1
aki lie, s;heep, hogs and. pigs and
Let of plow geers, saddles and
Terms: Cash on all of the abc
he tarm ; the farm will be sold for
in one and two years, with leave t
MRS. M. M. C
F~or furt her information see (Cruig Bros.,
A Pleasure to Give c
We Can supply you with many nice arn
Gifts. Toys for the children, rugs, rockers,
plates, salad dishes, fancy cups and saucers,
ers and glassware.
Lamps, from 25c to a $4 swinging hall
If you want to please your wife buy he
wvarm shoes for the house.
'Remember, small chickens are dutll now
Come to see us.
One-P rC 'h
r, Near. Old Pick
ig 448 acres, more
ver bottom land,40
h is sodded to Tom
in fine state of cul
and well timbered.
tory dwelling, two
ggy shed, etc. In
)ed and best farms
m, consisting of 2
.owng machine, 1
1 stock fod chop
h reddi ng Machine,
Iltivators, 4 grain
ws,11 molasses mill
shop -'tools, 1 tarm
1, forks, mattocks,
b.ciu always needed.
dded. *eed, and all
age from 4 to 6
o 1000 lbs. Lot of
several stands- of
ve articles except
1-3 cash, balapce
o purchaser to &a
.ies suitable for
::entre tables, cake
bowls and pitch
r a pair of our