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IT OF GRIDIRON DINNER. .,*Pinafore" Parody on Assigning Sur. geons to Command Naval Ships. 1,he principal topic of Colversattiol moeg naval oflicers in Washington Uth other dty was the perforlmanlce of the parody oil "Pina 'fore," givel re -:n by i le ( iriiloll cillb of W -18ii 5:noi at tsinnr he-ld in thle p e of tie presldent, says at spe I di.pailieh to the Nev York World. anyv a1iny al navy ollicers were t, an( tie poillici ai aspects of the linnt'r were dwarfed ill their Ininds by ithe "roast" n tlie now polley o' pa'.ingsumans n cmintuiof ship4. Thep~to~l wS1 sng by a utimbervi .)f riinrsintnva uniform. The wi.-:, ~ ~ ' v.W(rl;si ho enth11lsitn or - u men. Nas to the air of Sir :*. i i 'ori r's solo: I was a ml I served a term ' : . :a "'t: p tee grew Ill . %Il rave ' Wni p r wi or a <11111nine pill. - i na .e 'eI*l I regoric or a qu. ve ',m paregoric so carefullee I ai the ruler of tis great 1 Ihied to go to sen, nce them'o astonished ie. rs did itot secm to know ;' that we. wete saIling on wa: h" ru.-im srturf (lint we were sailin on was 1H"O. !hil 'em all about it so carefulleo .w I atn the rlr' of tihis grena of timle I hope to know Ia I.-.tin fr- "Yo heave h1o." --, 3lo a 1111) Shi ('ure ; i~a.1nn11 niltako It;; temip'ra - a:ru.-Is to feel Its tIluhc nd take I ts I I-h ixs tl.' so carefillee vhat no I am the ruier of this grea' natee, tli t ', you-i tUn if you !haouh get N 1.1 I Ir living il'. G.,- briny. 1) , - murs f t 'st f a Oi:iifule T o,' en.ieil :11d W1:1s-ed< ten .1.; Ibe tu:.1 ; b of the greoat nav:e .t I bye's 5), to the :ir o "Eilnin I've lI nportanlt Inflor Kin.1 - 1: 1I. T've t sts atn inlamnmation. ko:. . y., the g:it;;ant ca11ta that yot 1h, 'e pr'c'elhje a course of naviga Siai . hey, the merry doctor and 1h tar. T1.emerr docor. o Silg,h, the meit.rry ductor and the tla Poor A,.! w. you nre tireatonetl witli dih S!. -. the allant fellow tit yo I ;ut-l V~hI'n i w lar a porous pil ;. 1 -:. - - e rr:: th or' :u1 tihe ta3 l hol 1!h.,: (n her r - a . coubt find. I'enitire kiee een. e-(5t(d in t hebm Comi t eh'n'.ed Licnse Upcni Unique 94.0ton: i Westlm toirginia. WI: he wI i 1-IC VIn gi'td to taet, ay a liiatigan diclateh o the W ashin oy 't. lereati 'larc's ' thesnt Wha h!:s b'ome ond the coldpayoper au:' tial lea~der1 wro tolated ap Ihat Wao be-t-forthemins bthoe 1l (0f'u1Cr- e.i the p eorpe a en Wintd h:as becoe or the o operaoe thle t' oa ltinl''dth m oi etnfre, 1.'libeset ~ihwi Wat as wheroe on The (i:i:Itixili eried othatwh tearom b:nty h~ca' 1' taily old fshoute ofr ths tcougitio bndoffere ts enterd aut loverio geh \haty as thecourto mit and the licenas wgrane. hw Whatl~ hs onbcomessfth What ason Whatehas bhcomedof theoold fahrone whas as bestpa for them bef-oe h< ound (Mu't whratLtepol atd BILLBOARD CHAT. Method of Advertising That Will Prove Unprofitable. The thie will come wheu the bill board as finl advertisiig iediin will cease to exist. for the keenII business men1 will ntot per1*sist iII kpI)n ug Ip alny sort of advertising that is odious to finly conlsidelralble part of tiho mblic. Advertiuing of all Mids Is inerel.Ivi tations, and if the invitation to buy certa in goods or at it certain house is exteinded in fill otTensive ma1nn no good canl result, but ra ther will the ad vertiser be Injured. There1* are maniy whto. like hlmiself, refuse to bny of any house or line or gjos offered for- sale by this odious Iethoti, s.Iay. a1 writer inl (lhe Los Angcel. Tims. Thi:; lo:-si add Od to (1he cost of Advritising S'e :lnly brings the total expenso u;p to a1 it dangerously near tho mere swvap;ing of dolliars-certainly not i prolitable occiptilon. 'i'lat billboards are a nuisance ( and tuorta or lesobjectiotuable to a man jori ty of oir e'pl Is conceded by iarly all a n lnt111 ained by noiny with a rgumn11t ilu to Conlcl usI Ve. This bein g so, it ineed,; but a fultter expres sioln of diaisapproval on the part of the putdie to cause tho busi ness to van1e :111l eventually to (Io. If anly bllboard nlesi ohijectiola:bl' to you. inutike It known. It in doubtless doubly so to sorie (W.0 e0, and if we all wor'k to ward the ilbat:'ment of putlic nul oacs inl it co-oporative waoy we voi gradi ially approach the ideal standard of citizenship ald pubile cleainu. t)eaulty ald comiifort. Th11e muost effee tive weaponl ngaiust the billboar.1 m:l. sauce is at hetithy public oplio.i. m~id this vill come only through educitio. Abolishment will come only throiough public demnid, and the way to educat? the people is to keep before tliei tie fact that billboards are somew hat olb Jeetionaable to all, very much so to lioiiy 1nd n11mot Iintolerable In a. few. "Itly of agitation will finaally eaIuse' tiosew advertise by thil in . tho1.2 motA ': 'ly to doubt its potiml.tritv and !I: \-- l Juvon. W hen; thlicda beroles iiresalthe bil',b1oau-, will V)l,. wL bt sueyfade froml the al (;0 i 'd Shoulhl sel! up 0.n th Ilr l .': and a reIasoniable amount of newspape, advertH-;Ing Would kecep thele na1:ne. Price aid source of supp3'l be- the public. Tie biggest friauda e'i: t':ru. upoa a cofliding pule1 ha-:e ne n ploited by the billboard po.:. ion ineoth1ol. anad wher' do th1 vw all this brazen publicity cea,.:? I'' -,a ear or ro Since the who blazed vith "Over the fr:0 cc I. py Jo(; guli' wils the flod Ci: himi go."' Iut wh) cats "%1 I 1 11m whlere it Iv r r1:! A0. * . 1u a ('1a :1'' < V : 't I a :m t 1u I "-hth Gr u t p I Ii )t d dte :: 1 , .wi r:r I.. re 'e of anb . t k'...: n h e (l eert 1.. ..110 .l.i I. r . i.t . y*p b~ 01'e to('i imp Iar 1n3' ne11!: i Ih able-ti~n .-t:-ni' : li te:' n 11ji, wvater them at time or phtiuting. it Is thi!:3 ('2w: of' woruk thii t h:t:; bronixht Arbo 1'!a~y -plan t!nmg inOto Suc(h derlaion. ho10i lm grounds should be the e'specint pr'!de of every;~ colututi~inity, an.ld thIo - livin.g ne:i:e:t shlo1!!: d atchI over the plan1t inug and the Phu tted. The Lc-iy cand the~ Detectivc. "ic1!aina'e withl am (detectiveC j,: not th.' go0a thY::ig so::w' peiople may i:nagline,"'5: aid I younag woOmn wvho l.is ne~ver1 yet i:'en neen''lsd of being an.11 u1 cenu irers or' a'nytin g elre t hit thi Sutpposed to) get onel's na me on1 theO fronit pages of th.e new\sp~aer. "A few n2Jnths i~go I was robbed of a belt wa':s I!niqu~te itande' cnnot bei'( dopIidited. I spent (con1sider'ale money nml haud t he t1ssiace0 of i a10headquar1!ters' de tectilve, but withtout recoverIng the belt. "Thalmt was all wll enouigh, buit yeCs terday as5 1 was wlin1g (down1 Htrond wny I saw Mr. DetectIve, Ie sawv me: too, and remembered that lie hail seen ine somewhere, but hamd evidently for' gotten the (circ-umstainces. Ito 'shad owved' mne for n block: then whten I turnedl Into n store lhe slipped iuto n doVwwafy and waited for me toi comel ouit. Again he shadowed me till I tur-ned into my doorway. At that p~oinit lie seemed to suuddenly r'emietmbor that he had knowna meI 11s a elionit, not as a vIctim, for as I looked Intek he seemed to have a sheeplah look in his . face as he turned and walked r'ajidly ~aa.--Ww o.r, nlobe MmNW '1 ~ ~be f the sur roun Ilats nw oil ds li t III sprng ;Id suin nr nii lincr kr huie in 1\ iL ra and S;C\*c (1c \v.-rk is b-n grceuly (~11 in (I Im Or O 1~ats :n i-to':i2 a, i i -~ or-c / * I SEE ecoa Mad STYLISH AND Sur ERY DIf ion College, ding country are urged to see t store near Clemson College y, as we are i-reparcd to make I ,pctenit trimmer, one who has b. r.1 other Iar( e cities of the Sol ,appreciated and complimented ff. rd to miss sceing this display 'or Customers who Prefe il ds-hats especially--which are ur t pring sea NIT)v inl business. Adi aren't GOOD CLOTHES abat look good. DoubtI ss you've ound TI-uS Out by xperience. Tht ntof XPREC xill end if VOU blui CLOTH I NG!P of us, "M\Iade Right and at the Riht Price." Take . little time when you cme to) Gi~enville and let us show you some yf tha 'w Strictly One Price, Every thing .jvarke'l.,in. pl d.n figures andi--yettr. money bAick it- you aft not SA t i ed. . h & Brst treets. A.SH COl t th.e a tumble. M~y stock of I Far is comnplete in bought with "olk . s-.ll to '-old cash. I '-ar ry a nicei: lpleased to sed l for p)rodluce. Your patronag ~J. M. H ~Run Livery also, mect all try rnish youn team at any ime. V n9 nmer) IPLAY he nice line of Pattern , before buying their o order or trim in any en most siccessful in ith for several years. by the ladies of Clem ot iuy New onles All new and fresh. No On tier 6 RIB - * ~ . Lw. UNTS!. buys god Inyhee ad " oe u t hed rie [EV and cy Goceies to yo o ah rtaei UNTC? ins" and w r e plaked to )Ur patronagre aInneie-d.