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THE EVENING POST, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1888.
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The Evening Post.
when di: oinr.n Htizzt.r.s,
. S. Kcllir In Pud.
'Rastus. heap do wood up.
An' iiiuko ilo clihnnuy roar;
rasVti ilown do winders
Aii'dahuitnn on ilo door;
rtustlo up no tipples
Krum do furrier collar bin:
Hut donn furglt do elder, chllo,
An' put do poppers In.
Dnr's niifflii' no dellghtln'
Mkodo stizz'o nb do Juice;
To do guzsMo's ln'iti-ri slulco
Dar'Miufiln' co Itiv'.tln'
Liko prime n!n older sllcllii',
S Id uo popper (I ut nmlmt
Ilown (mm do gates ob paradise
To strlkodul saino old spot.
MISS SIMMONS.
Hannah Marin, 3Irs. IIouliousu's daugh
ter, wliilo professing something of a ro
fiard for Frank Fixhfleld, had boon partly
promised to Major Ginger, a (irnm old
martinet, with a passion for Persian car
pctu and majolica.
That night a letter was written to papa,
and this was tho bilof reply:
Db An Wire Reeo'ved your's yesterday. Stop
tho thing at once. Fairfield's salary I, S20por
week. Ulngortnlkori rentiers over with mo Io
nian', and I told him be could liavo Hannah
jMnriau newiuiou nor. Leave mu piuco you
mo at ami cu to bpronmes noun ui
. No
dancing thore: unlet pi tco
Ministers' families
undiuoh.' llathlnx. Lot her batho as mueh us
Miellko. I'll brine (linger down No dtho
bcaux tliuro: nettlo affairs. Don't, let her go
nnywhero without you oxcept In the water.
Watch her, then. Uy-by; your affcctlonnto
husband, U. Hodiuiusb.
Accordingly, next day, tho mother
and daughter left hotel for tho sea
side, tho mother quito unawaro that ono
of the young men on tho roof of tho stage
wasFnink Fairfield.
A few words hnd been oxchanged be
tween tho two vory early and Jllss Hoh
hoiiBo hnd put into Mr. Falrileld's hand a
Binall bundlo dono up In paper.
Tho seaside hotel was as quiet as it
liad been described, tho company as soil
ous. Nobody rode nnywhero. Peoplo
only walked on the piazza. Twlco a day
ning.
ovcryuody tumbled into tho sen. Hun
nah Maria, escorted by her mother to
tho bathlug-houso, followed everybody's
oxamplo, and on tho very first day her
mother saw her meet and greet nniicl tho
waves a very robust young lady in a very
largo shado hat and a bright bluo bathing
suit.
"Who was that?" alio asked Hannah
Maria on their return, and Hannah
Maria had answered:
"Oh, ma! it was dear Miss Simmons,
with whom I used to go to school."
And so day by day Mrs. Hobliouso
bnsked in tho sun, whllo Hannah Maria
sported in tho wares hand-ln-hand with
Miss Simmons, or greeted great billows
that momentarily engulfed her, causing
Mrs. Hobhouso to shriek. But, as sho
wroto to her husband:
Even while I am frightened almost out of my
senses I feel grateful, for I usod to bo inoro
f rlghtenod still when sho waltzed with that
dreadful Frank Falrlleld. Now her only frloml
Is a Ills, Simmons, who went to school with
Lor, and sho gets no letters.
With this good news to wolcomo him
Mr. Hobliouso camo to tho scasido, ac
companied by Major Ginger, and arrived
at tho hour which was devoted to bath
ing. Hannah Maria was In tho sea, and
Mrs. Hobliouso sat watching her under
a largo white nrabrclla.
"That ono in tho gray bathing dress
trimmed with red is Hannah Maria, and
tho bluo ono is Miss Simmons," said Mrs.
llobhouso. "Bless us?" what objects
bathing dresses do mako of people," said
Mr. Hobliouso.
"Some people liko well-grown girls,"
Bald Mrs. llobhouso.
"I'vo no doubt they havo thoir ad
mirers," said tho major. "I adoro deli
cate beauty, myself, and this Miss Sim
mons, did you say, appears to havo a
moustache."
"Bless my heart, so ho hasl" Bald Mr.
Hobhouse, seizing tho glass; "did you
ever nouco it, ju&uiunr'
"No. dear," said Mrs. Hobhouse,
faintly.
Just then two figures crossed tho sand
Jones, tho boatman, who rowed peoplo
out for fifty cents an hour, nnd a eontio
man in black with a whlto neck-cloth.
"Looks liko a clergyman," said Mrs.
Hobhouse.
Jones, walking slowly to tho spot
whero his boat lay, stepped into it; the
gentleman seated hlmsolf in tho bow
and took a littlo book from his pockets
Off went tho boat-It skirtud tho lino of
Bwimmora and wont far out upon the
water. Then tho gentleman lifted a pair
of glasses to his noso and reconnoitcrcd.
At that moment Mrs. Simmons drow a
kerchief from some portion of her dress
nnd waved it in tho air. The boat at
onco changed its courso nnd flow toward
tho ropo to which Miss Simmons and
Hannah Maria wero apparently at
tached. "Why, what on oarthl" cried Mrs.
Hobliouso.
"That's rather a forward person, that
Miss Simmons," said Hobhouse.
But Major Ginger, with his glass to his
eyes, suddenly started to his feel.
"A boat hero's another boat? go out,
Hobhouse sco to her stop itl" ho cried.
"Oh, whatl aro they drowning?" cried
Mrs. Ilobhduso.
"Nol" cried old Ginger. "Nol Is
ovcrybody blind? That isn't a girl
that ono you cull Miss Simmons that's n
man. I tell you that's a man. I say
good graciousl he's putting a ring on lior
linger. Get a boat Hobliouso; stop it.
They're being marriedl"
llobhouso solzcd tho glass in tlmo to
seo tho flaps of two bathing hats over
lay, but though ho rushed wildly about
in search of a boat, tlicro was nono to bo
had.
As for Mrs. llobhouso having clutched
tho glass wildly and uttered ono shriek,
sho fainted away on the sand.
"But it's no use maklnc; a fuss, ma,"
said Hanna Maria, aa she attired herself
in tho bathlng-houso, amidst hor moth
er's tears and roproaehes. "Frank loved
mo and I loved Frank, and wo are of ago.
I choso to bo happy on $20 a week in
stead of miserable on tho interest of half
a million. And though wo shan't have
majolica and I'orslan rugs In ourmitoof
a cottngo, w o shall bo as glad to seo you
ns If wo bad, and don't you think if you
invited Aunt Abby on hero, and dressed
hor up a good deal, sliu might do ns wall
for tho Mujor as I would? She's nearer
his ago."
A year from that day young Mrs. Fair
flold opened her morning paper to find
recorded In the column of marriage that
of Major Ginger and her Aunt Abigail.
Somehow tho two had mot; and tho good
natured and still good-looking old maid,
whoso grand object in llfo had always
been a villa on thu Hudson and plenty
of old china, made M1or Ginger as
happy as Frank Fairfield's wlfo made
him.
Why Mnrrlugo Is 11 Failure,
Fioin the Toledo Made,
"Was this slilrt tho gaunont I saw tho baby
cutting up with tho scissors this inornlnu',
MaiyV
"Why, no, dear, that shirt Just camo home
from tho laundry last night."
"Ob,tuat accounts for It, then,"
It's lltilltTlmt Way.
From the Ilurllnuton Fret I'reet
"Why docs a baby weep tho inlnuto ho Is
born?" asks a writer. It Is a baby's busi
ness In llfo lo weep, and wo havo Dover heard
any ono claim that lufants woro lacking hi
diligence
Tho IfH.UO
Frock and Sack Suits wo are selling aro be
yond doubt ono of tbo greatest bargains wo
ever offered,
Kihemn Ilitos., Seventh and 13,
Manufacturing Clothiers and Tailors.
0lin,imENOFNATURK.
How Sir. Tut ton AMmilnlicil tho Simple
.Minded Natives of Now (In I mm.
Tho unsophisticated trlbo In Now
Guinea who think sugar is not fit to cat
recently offered to try an experiment
upon Mr. Turlon nnd his wlfo, which
was rcspcctlully declined, says tho Now
York Sun. Regarding tho color of tho
Europeans as a whlto pigment laid on
very thickly, they desired to wash it off
and boo' what tliclr visitors looked like
without their paint. Doing iiinyiiablo to
argument, however, tlioy llnally became
convinced that tho pallor on tho faces of
tho Btrangors was not applied, but was
natural.
Confidential relations vcro nearly es
tablished when Mrs. Turlon upset ovcry
thiug by suddenly closing her parasol
without duo notice This phenomenon
caused a panic, and tho chief retreated
over a hill In undignified liasta, followed
by all his people. As tho world did not
como to an end, nnd as tho visitors wero
most friendly in their manner, tho natives
llnally vontured back. A present of u
two-penny looklng-itlass to tho chief re
established complete confidence, and was
accepted as a present worthy of it great
prince.
But Mr. Turton was determined to
show llieso children of naturosomo moro
winders. Ho first exhibited his watch,
and tlie movement of tho whools was ob,
served with mauv oxclnmntions of aston
ishment. Then he held it to the chiof's
ear, and when that venerable person
heard thu ticking he Jumped about three
feet from the ground nnd doclarod that
t(io thing talked. Mr. Turton showed
some other curiosities, nnd at last accom
plished tho most astounding font of tho
day. Ho caused wild dismay by light
ing ii match, and tho chiof dcclnred that
biich exhibitions of magic art must bo
stopped. The portent of this occurrence
was calamitous, and ho begged Mr. Tur
ton not to do bo any moro. Tho natives
had seen moro thnn they could assimilate
in ono uay anu ncgan to scatter to their
huts. Tlicso pcoplo llvo only a- fow
miles from tho coast, nt a place which
has only recently been visited by whilo
men.
When Grcnfell was ascending tho Lit
longo River in Central Africa a whilo
ago, tho first whlto man to penetrate that
region, ho came across a chief who had
heard only tho vaguest rumors that such
beings as whlto men existed. About the
only'thins tho chief woro was tho hel
met of a French cuirassier which, in the
course of irado. had como into his hands.
Nearly overywhero In tho Congo basin
the first whlto visitors havo found a few
products of civilization among peoplo
who had never seen a whlto man. Any
whlto sojournor in inner Africa can dis
poso of his cast-oil clothing to excellent
advantage, and Stanley, In enumerating
tho commercial possibilities of tho Conti
nent, declared that Africa was willing to
absorb a largo part of tho discarded ral
mont of tho civilized world.
A WREATH OF KEl'TILES.
Mr. Fcnton Thought It Was Mnde of
Cords When Ho Ticked It Up.
As Jore. Fcnton of South Orange, N.
J., was walking with his littlo nine-year-old
daughter in a small plantation near
his houso tho other day, ho saw what
looked liko a wreath of variogated cords
lying at tho foot of a trco. It was about
ton incites in diameter and perfectly cir
cular. Supposing that somo children at play
in tho woou had woven it, and carelessly
flung it away, ho picked it up and play
fully crowned his littlo girl With it; but
thore was a cold, clammy feeling nbout
tho thing that tho child did not liko at
all, nnd as it touched her forehead she
hastily shook It off. Then Mr. Fontou
mauo a cnicful examination, nnd was
considerably startled to find that what
ho had mistaken for a coidago wreath
was vory much liko. a double-headed
snake. .'
Tho two heads woro exactly opposlto
each other on tho circular brand; but Mr.
Fontou soon porcelved thnt each head
was attachod to a separate) body. Tho
variegated ring was in fact two snakes
that liad mixed themselves up as a sort
of mutual benefit society for tho wintor.
Thoir tails woro not visible, because each
had swallowed tho caudal extremity of
tho other and as mucn of tho uppor
anatomy as it could stuff down its throat.
Only when tho increased bIzo of the
body it was devouring, caused by tho
presencoof its own tall, put a stop to
further deglutition had cither serpent
censed its efforts. Then, forming a tight,
warm circlo to dofy tho cold, they liad
sunk into a torpor. Mr. Fcnton has
hung the curious garland to a rafter in
his barn. Ilo thinks if thero is a warm
spell tho reptiles will soon cast off their
fiigldlty and disgorgo each other.
m
THE TOKTUKE OF SCALPING.
A. Man With Exporlonco Descrlbos How
Ills Hillr Wns Lifted.
From the Kew York Teleqram.
A man who wna scalped, and still
lives to toll about It, lives In san Frau
cisco. His naino is Carroll Brouson. a
pioneer of Selkirk Mountains, In British
Columbia. It is forty-two years slnco ho
mado his way alono from tho hcad-watcra
of Missouri to theso mountains. Hla
faco is scarred from arrow wounds
roccived in Indian lights', and if ho lifts
his long, white hair from the sido of his
houd, ho shows a great circular scar ex
tending from abqvo his right eye clear
around tho right sido and back of his
head almost to tho loft car. That is
whero the old man was scalped.
"It was in '00 with tho Sioux," ho ex
claimed, "and it was the worst brush I
cvor had with the Indians. They camo
upon a camp of nine of us, and ono of
them pounced upon mo, seized mo by
tho hair and cut around my head whoro
you sco this ecar. Thon ho gavo a sharp
wrench upward with his right aim and
laid thu skull baro. I cannot docribo
tho pain it gave me, and I don't bollevc
I could havo endured any moro with
out dying of it. Thero is no
other torturo man can he subjected
to that will begin to compare
with being sotlpcd. It Is a common
belief that a man can't llvo after being
scalped, but I'vo survived tho experience,
a mutter of twenty-two years, aud I don't
think I'm quite to tho end of my journoy
yet, even It I am sovonty years old. I
know another mnn up thero, too, who
didu't die under tho sc.ilping-kiilfo. The
scalp was torn completely off fiom tho
whole top of his bead, so that it had to
bo constantly swathed In cotton and
olivo oil. Ilo lived a year. That man
know what suffering means If uvci a mau
did."
Useful lIoiiHolmlil ItocnlpU,
From thi San Francisco Chronicle.
To mako reputations, take a ton ot gall,
half a pound of bruins, sixteen grains of truth
nnd All up with ad libitum lying. To maku u
friend, take halt a pound nt syamputby,
pound of flattery, two pounds of houellclal
bervlces; mix well aud seno hot. To mako
au enemy, tako an ounce of tittth, put Hon
Ice for a minute and let them lmvo It cold.
To make love, take n pound of taffy, 100
welght of sentiment, 300 pounds of deception,
uudiHicczo thiough tho hands or lay mi the lips
of u lonely girl who has just quarreled with
her mother. The girl need not be lonely nor
need sho havo quarreled with her mother.
Advll'O In Mother.
Mrs. Wlnslow' Soothing Syrup should nl
ways bo used for chllilicn toothing It soothes
the child, suttt'iis thu gums, allays all pain,
curc wind colic, and Is tho beat lemedy for
Ulunhma, 2Tc, a bottle.
DETECTIVES AT WORK.
SO Din Ol'TIIKWAYB OFTIIIMIUNTKRS
OI' MICN.
How Orlmlnnls Unconsciously llntrny
Tliemaelve Tho iilc'it-l'oot WnlU, it
Kemlnlsconco of thu l'rlsoii Cell Soino
Clever Tricks.
From tin llotlon Ktcord.
"What aro you doing there?"
Tho man to whom it is addressed is a
short, thick-sot man; there is nothing
about him to attract attention. Ho is tho
most tommon-placo man I have met for
somo time. Ho is simply leaning against
a pile of boxes, trunks nnd tho liko at n
railroad station. Upon first glanco ho
looks liko a sleepy old fellow, who may
have drank more than a flagon of rum,
or ho may have walked a long distance,
nnd, therefore, ho is fatigued. As any
ono approaches him In tho crowd ho
looks sharply, and then seems to be
come oblivious.
That man Is one of tho sharpest detec
tives in tho State of Massachusetts.
"What aro you doing there?" is tho
question again.
Quickly, without moving a musclo,
without' lonklncf up again, ho answered,
in a low distinct voice: "Don't spoak to
me now; I'm watching a man;" I moved
nway.
Presently tho crowd gets thicker.
The sleepy gentleman by tho trunks
becomes suddenly nroused. Ho moves
nbout vory rapidly among tho peoplo.
What will he do?
Hardly is thero timo to walk ton paces
when ho has disappeared. Tho train
thundors into tho station and tho peoplo
went aboard. Tho man wus nowhere.
Thnt night one of tho boldest burglars
was arrested nnd lodged in jail. Ho was
arrested on tho train, and by tho sleepy
man.
Tho arrest was accomplished thus: As
a rough-looking mau with u tin pail in
his hand walked quickly from tho depot
to tho train tho detective followed him
closoly, and Just as ho was about to put
his foot on the stop he tripped and fell
upon tho platform. In an instant tho
detective foil on top of him.
The two men woro assisted into tho
car, nnd then tho detective apologized
for having fallen on him. Tlioy Bat
down toccthcr in tho smoking car, tho
old-fashioned dctcctivo took out of his
pocket a lot of cakes and apples, and they
began to cat ana tanc aooui mo news.
"That was n had bit of work those fel
lows dono there in Boston. Did you seo
the evening papers?"
"What do you mean?" said tho man.
"Why, that safo burglary laat night."
"Was thero n burglary?"
"Yes; didn't you hear of it? Why,
they Btolo over $100,000 worth of cash,
securities and bonds from tho
bank."
"Indeed! Any arrests?"
"Not yet, but tho ofllccrs aro close on
tho track of tho leader of the gang."
"Aro they ? Do they think ihoy have
the right man? "
"Yes, they are watching a man in East
Boston by tho namoof Ridgowood, a
noted burglar.
Just at tills moment n man oroso from
the seat behind and walked out of tho
car. Ho passed on Into tho next cur.
"That's our man," whispered the dc
tcctivo to his nppftrontly Injured com
panion. Tho two men aroso and passed into
tho next car after the fellow who had
arisen.
They caught up to tho man as he was
going out of the next car. The train
was stonninc at a short station. Tho man
got off. Ho was arrested.
"IIow did you know that was RIdgo
wood?" was asked of the detective.
"Becauso, when I montioncd his name,
ho started and loft tiio car. There is
something nbout a criminal that 'gives
him'away''to a practical cyo. I Baw that
man on the platform; ho was walking up
and down. Ho did not walk more than
eight feet beforoho would turn and walk
back again. At this I becamo aroused
and watched him closer.
"It was when I tripped up my friend
that I wanted to avoid suspicion; tho
burglar was behind us; tho man who
fell first is ono of tho best detectives in
Boston. Ho was dressed like a work
Ingman and carried a pail. When wo
fell tho man whom wo wero watching
did not nolico us, but hurried into tho
cars; all tho ot;hor peoplo stopped and
looked on,
"Tho man went directly to tho Bmokor
and lit a cigar nervously; he drew his
hat over his oyes and nestled down in
his scat apparently engrossed In his
nowsnaner. Tho mau read tho some
paper for a long time; ho did not seem to
no uncreated in u nt nil, aituougu ins
eyes wore intontly upon it- They woro
onlv on ono spot. Wo eat down in front
of film and began to cat apples nnd talk.
Whon I montioncd tho namo of Ridge
wood ho Btnrtcd from his rovcrie. I
looked him squaro in tho oyo. Ho go
up and loft tho car. Ho was our mnu.
"O, about tho eight-foot walk? Well,
you seo an old criminal who has dono
timo will nover get out of the habit of
walking up and down ns ho has dono so
long in his coll. Ho will only go about
oight feet; that is tho regulation length
of tho colls. Ho docs this unconsciously,
and oven though ho may guard himself
against it, boforo ho knows it ho will
hogin to walk up and down.
"Of course," said tho detective, "no
man gives himself up to justice no crim
inal tells tho detective that ho Is the
man. Wo aro compelled to judgo from
our experience. A criminal has a certain
look, a peculiar way of moving secretly,
oven in public places In hotels, at the
theatres, all over. No ono but a skillful
man In criminal work can tell tho differ
ence, but their actions aro readily ap
parent tlioy becomo a largor part of tho
criminal nuturo; he cannot cast off him
self. "Then there aro other things; certain
well known criminals have." ho added,
"a distinct stylo of work. Thu crimo Is
always carefully investigated, aud tho
detectives learn tho methods of tho dif
ferent men. It is a school. I cannot
describe it to you unless you aro a close
observer of human nature.
"A criminal walking along thu stroot
will unconsciously turn his head and
glvo a quick glanco backward, almost
every so often, generally within every
hundred Btops. I enn tell a man Instantly
when I ontcracrowd. That's why theso
fellows hido away; thoy know that if
tlioy appear In public that they will bo
rocognlcd."
Immense bargains to be lud at Hamburger's
File and Smoke Salo.
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helped and cured
me. 1'ortt weckata
time I could not it v.
i I suffered; urn acute
llijttlllliuutivii lit ?iy
iiojn and head.
Mis.O'corgicti. Jud
son, Jlnrtford,
Conn.
ft! AY-FEVER
A partlclo Ii nppllrd Into each nostril and Is
ni;roo,ibli 1'rlee iw cents nt PiiiimI itsihy uull.
r.'-ihtorsil, III) I', ni". KLV 111101'IlUtt, Oti
Warren Ircut, New York,
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JUST L0nKAT HER FEET,
And Thon You Will ho Alile to Toll Her
Nmno.
From tht I'hllade'.pMa Haonl
All the girls in uppcr-tendom are
wearing stockings with their monograms
embroidered on thorn. Since tho West
Spruco street young man conceived tho
Idea of Bending adozon pairs of this kind
to lits Bryn Mawr young lady, nnd sho
exhibited them to n host of admiring girl
frionda, ail tho embroidering cstnb
HshmonU havo been rushed with
work. A reporter called In at one of
those plncps yesterday and saw n dozen
girls, with deft fingers and Bhinlntr
needles, drawing fancy stitches In all
kinds of matcilals. Whon questioned
about the stockings tho auburn-liiiircd
and lia.el-oycd young girl, who was in
chargo, saltl the story was true, nnd that
they weio unable to All tho orders they
havo received lately.
"Thomononrams aro worked In tho
stockings In all colors nnd all kinds of
materials," said sho. "Whero nro they
placed ? Why, what a silly question I
They nro worked on thu Instep, of course,
whero thoy may be sfcen. They certainly
would not be put at tho Upper end of tho
stocking, whero they would bo hid. It
coals $3 lo have a two'leltor monogram
worked on a pair of stockings, and when
the girls spend that much money
thoy want soinuthing1 to show for It. Tho
fad Is going to bo nil tho rago at tho
fnshlonnblo gatherings this wintor, be
causo the ladles will bo wearing low-cut
slippers. It will bo Just ns good as a
directory for tho voting men, for if they
want to know u "liidy's namo tlioy need
only look at her feet. Ladles with big
feet won't use thu. monograms because
they would attract attention lo tho slzo of
their pedal cxtrcml(lcs, and nil our work
U being dono on small wtocklng?."
A New l'rofcj.lim fur Women, i
From the lialtlmor Auutltan.
In America thero aro ladles who make a
livelihood leaching the principles of the social
gamo of whist. In Kussla there Is a lady,
known to English chess circles, who, to uso au
Americanism, bcalk them hollow. Shots a
chessplayer whoso father, onco a wealthy land
owner o( the South bt lhissla, lost nil his for
tune over tho chess-board. Ills daughter, now
Mme. Lavrollslcy, when still n young girl, was
seized with tho Uxcd. Idea ot winnlnc It back
In tho manner In I which It wm lost. Sho
studied tho gamo wllu unexampled assiduity
under her father's guidance, and In tlmo bo
camo a past inastlr or mistress therein.
Then sbo bciran her circcr as a professional.
Sho has slnco then ailasscd a considerable for
tune, plnylns for larm stakes, and lately mar
ried M. L&vroffsky, ujso a lorcr of chess, and
is now cominc to sc. rciersourg to uo iiomzcu.
A Itnro
Oppi
inrtunlly.
From Harper'
I Ilasar.
Mies Fcnclopo (t
Chic.iro. who has 1
youug Mr. Wabash of
t dropped In for an
j lit
evening call) I am si
Mr. Wabash. I ha
clad to see you;como!ln.
e two tickets for 'An
Evening with Dlckns'
for to-night and I am
v what to do.
In despair. 1 don't
Mr. WabasU (cal
Miss I'enelopo, that 1
which will bo a ve
antly) Which means,
am to act as your escort,
y crcat pleasure lo me.
ly favorlto authors and I
Dlclccns Is ono of
shall bo delighted to
licet him.
"Alderney JDrtlry Wncons."
Fresh Alderney bu
ter, churned every morn-
Inr- nn,1 riAllvftrnil n 1 Ih lVni-il' liHnln. J5n
per lb. Also cottacoi cheese, buttermilk and
sweet milk, Be. per qtl Cream, 15c. per pt.
Best Cofigli Oure
For all dlsoase! of tho Throat and
Lungs, no remedy ,1s so safo, speedy, nnd
certain as Aycr's Cherry Pectoral.
Au indisponsablo family medicine.
"I find Aycr's Churry Pectoral an
invaluable remedy for colds, coughs,
and other ailments of tho throat and
lungs." 51. S. Ilaudall, 201 Broadway,
Albany, N. Y.
" I havo usod Aycr's'Cherry Pectoral
for "bronchitis and
Lung Diseases,
for which I bollovi it,tp,lo tho, greatest
medicine lntho woild.'' Jaiuos Miller,
Caraway, N. C.
"My wifo had i distressing cough,
with pains in the Idb and breast. Wo
tried various mod clnes, but nono did
hor any good tint I I got a bottlo ot
Ayor's Cherry Pcct irnl which has cured
her. A neighbor, Irs. Glenn, had tho
moaalcs, and tho c ugh was relieved by
tho uso ot Aycr's Cherry Pectoral. I
havo no hosltatlo . la recommending
this metllclnn." 1 obert Ilorton, Fore
man Headlight, Mcfrlllton, Ark.
"Ayor's Cherry Sectoral cured tno of
a sevorocold whicl had sottlod on ray
lungs. My wlfo sa s tho Pectoral helps
hor moro than anj other medicine sho
over used." Enos Clark, JIt. Liberty,
Kansas.
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
ritBr-AEKD nr
Dr. J. C, Ayer & (Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists. Price $1 ; six bottles, $5,
"Cleaner Than Bristles."
Kxamlno your Brlstlo Tooth Prush through a
mlcroscopo after a fow wooks' u(o.
IS 1TAMV1!? YIN.
Dr. Chas. II. Goodrich, of 8t. Taut writes: "Tho
ffiS&g3S!$g2S2S&
irjpw1
atffiiiiI2ii
enforces cleanliness from periodical chanco of
"Felts" (at tho small cost of about ono cent).
iiaitsijy i'i"a co., mien, x. y.
AT ALL DmiGOISTS.
TUUFXNi:3TH15AT.rLAY01tlNO STOCK
USE IT FOR SOUPS,
IteoT Tea, Sauce anil Muilo Dishes.
EXTRACT of MEAT.
tf. lt.-OUNUING ONLY WITH PAC-SIM1I.K
Ol'llAKON LIOIO'U hlUNATUltli IN I1LUK
INK ACROSS I. All IO.
Sld by htorukcopeM, flrocers and Driujelsts.
MUIIU'S KXTliAOT Ot' MEAT CO.. L'ltl, Lou-
don.
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
s- '
When shipped by the
United States Express Co
Aro suielornaohdostlnntloniu first-class au
'dgsmSj
a AAAAjWWwng' ' ' """' " " ''"'TWfc.
ajaaMSS- me
dition and dulu-red with prompttiow. Tho
most cartful liuiidllui; In fully cuaitintojd, and
every puwlblu effort mudo tu lniiroipiolcills
pBtch, thereby ussuilm: pwmpt dtluery.
I'ai-knges of nieiclundifo, Jawolry. money,
vuluubtu. received und forwarded to ull point
In tho United Mules and to pilnclpiil pnliuslu
foreign i onntrlw. Won't f nil to chip by tho
United States Exptess Co.
la order to seeuio perfect sall-fa -Hon
.HIUN OVl'H K:
810 1'KNN.iYI.VANlA AVUNUK.
Toluphono Call, 871-U.
iJUAivca omnorcs:
ninrYnnn. Ave., tUTU l'enna. AVO.,
Nw .Jnuoy Ave. and (I Utruui,
Aud U'.'d und ii Ktreeu, '.-oi ,-qidw n. 1). c
, Al.lll Ui ' UKMi.
uel7Bt L.. iciui Ab-eut
RAILllOADS.
Tho Great Pennsylvania Routo
To tho North, West and Southwest.
Double Track Splendid Scenery.
btcel llnilf. Maqnttlcmt Equipment.
In Errto-r Diwnsinr.n !!, 1883.
Trains leavo Wuslilnelon, from station ooraer of
Sixth und 11 stroots, as follows:
Foil l'lTTsuuiiu nnd tho West, Chicago Limited
xA,ro?? ot I'ullmim Vostlbiiloil Cars at D.w n in
ualliil u,t Lino, 0 Mu m dally to Cincinnati and
ft. Lotus, with sleeping Cars from l'lltiburg to
Cincinnati, nnd ItnrrNburg to St Louis; dally,
oxcopt Saturday, to Chlcaito. with Hloopinii Car
Altoona to Chicago. Wolorn Kxprois at 7.10
j; m dally, with Slccnlnu Can Washington 'o
''ileal!? arm St, Lotus, oonncctlns dally at
llarrlsbiirewlththtouoliHleotiers for Loulsvlllo
nnd Memphis, faclDo Kxpre, 10.00 p in ually
for Httaburc nnd tho w- st, with throueh
Sleeper to Pittsburg, and riltsburc to Chlcaso,
IlALTIXIOItK AND POTOMAC IUILKOAD.
Kim Knie, ranandalena nnd ltochcstcr dally;
("r, I'uOulo nnd NhuMrn dally, except Saturday,
l!ochPtm' W'"' s"!l'nlnB "" Washington to
Fon WiLi.tAMsroitT, Lock Haven and Elmlraat
0M a m daily, except Hundnv,
l'nn Nr.w Yoiik nnd tho East. 7.80, O.W. ll.no
nnd l i.4o n in. 3.00, 4 10. 10.00 nndll.UHt m. On
Sunday, o on, n.10 am, 3 00, 4,10. 10.00 and
11 0 p m. Limited llxpress of Pullman Parlor
Cars, 0.40 A rn, dally oxcept Bunciny, nnd 3.43 prn
dully, wlthdlnlne car.
Fon IIiiookltn, N Y all throngh trains con
nect at Jersey city with boats of llrnoklyn
Annex, affording dlrcot lranfer to Fulton
street, avoldlug double ferrlaeo across Now
lnrknlty.
I'i n l'uiunrtniu, 7.M. 800, 9.00, 1100 nnd
ll.JOam, S 00, 4.10. 0 00, 810, 10 00 and ll.Wpin
On Sunday 800,11.40 n m, 5.00, .10, o0t.n,tn.
10.00amlll.iJ0 i m. Limited Express all parlor
cars, 9.40 a m wcek-d&TS and 3.43 p in dally, with
dining car.
Pon IUltiiioius, C35, 7.00, SO0. 0.00, 9 40,0.60,
11.00 and 11.40a in. 18.03. 8 00. 8.41, 4.10. 4 ISO, 4.10,
OW, 7.40, lU.lOOOnnd 11. SO pm. On Sunday,
0.00 9.0.'.. D.C0. 11.40 am. S.00, 3.43,4.10, 0.00, 7.4b,
8.10 10.00 and 11.90pm.
Fnn rorr.' CiiKKit Link, 7.30 a m and I. (0 p m
onlly, except unday.
Fon AMNxroLis, 7.30 and 0.00 a m, 18.03, 4.41
pra dally, except Sundiiy. Sundays, 9.00 a in,
4.10 pm.
ALEX.1NDMA AND FltGUBKIOKSUUIlQ
RAILWAY AND ALEXANDRIA AND
WASHINGTON IIAILKOAD.'
.Fon AliXANunu, 0 CO, 0.S5, 8.40. 0.43, 10.57 a in,
12.04 noon, S!.03. -l.!a, 00, S.&3 C.05, 8.03, IO.Oj
and 11.37 p m. On Stinany at COO, 9.43, 10.87 a
m, 3.30, 5,o3, 8.03 und lo.or, t) m.
, Accohuouatio.n for Quautloo, S.00 p m week
days.
Foil IIioiimoho and tho South, 0.00, 10.57 a ra
dally and o 03 p m dally, except Sunday.
Tiunis leave Alexandria for Washington,
6.03, 7.0ft, aoo, 0.10, 10.15, 11.07 a m, 1.80, 3.00. 3 S3.
6.10,7.05, o.'W,10 4J and 11.05 pm. On .Sunday
at 0.10 uud 11.07 a m, -.'.00, D.10, 7.03, 9.3J und
10.43pra.
Tickets and Information nt tho offlco, north
can comer of lath street and Pennsylvania
avenue, and nt tho station, whero on'crs can bo
1 tit for thoobecklnsro: bacgaco to destination
from hotels and residences.
CUAS. E. 1'UfJII, J R. WOOD,
General Manazcr. Gen. Puss. Acent.
Baltimore and Ohio Pallroad.
Schcdulo la eHoct Dec. 0, 1888.
LcavoWashlncton from station corner of Now
JcrMy aronuo und O street.
Fon Chicago and Northwest, Vostlbuled Lim
ited express dally 8.M a. m., oxprcss 9.03 p. m.
Fon Cincinnati and St. Louis, express dally
3.00 und 11.10 p.m.
Fon FirrsBUno nnd Clovoland, Vostlbuled
Limited express dally 8.D3 a. a. and oxprcss 0.03
p.m.
Fon Lexington and Local Stations, tl0,10
am.
Fon Haltimohk. week days, 5.00, 0.30. 0.10.
7.30.8.30. 0.41. 11.00(45-mlnute trnln) n. in., 1S.10,
3 05. 3.15, (45-mlnutu train), 3.33. 4.30. 4.35,5.30,
0.43.7.30.0.43 and 11.30 d. in. Sunday. 0 80,
8.30, 9.13 a. m 1.15, S.03, 8.33, 4,30, 4.33, 0.13,
IJia, 9.43 and ll.Wp.rn.
Fon Way Stations botween Washington and
Baltimore, 6.00, 11.40, 8.30 a. m 13.10, 3 S3, -V 35,
0.43, 11.30 p. m. On Sundays, 8.30 a. in.. 1,15, 3.33,
4.83, 0.45, 11.80 p. m.
Tiiains lkave Daltlmoro for Washington at
6.10, 0.30. 1130. 7.30,8.00 (45-mluuto train), 9.00,
0 03, 10.30 (4&-mlnute train) a. ra.. 13.13, 3.00, 3 00,
4.10, 8 00, 0.00. 0 30, 8.00, 10.00 and 11.00 p. in. On
Sundays, 6.10, 0.30. 8.0U. 9.00. 0.03, 10.30 a. in.:
1.15, 3.00, 4.10, 5.00, 0.30, 8.00 10.00 and 11.00 p. m.
Fon Ahnavolis, 0.40 and 8.30 a. in., 12.10 and
4 33 p. ra. On buudars, 8 SO a. in., 4.ai p. m
Leavo Annapolis 0.40, 8 37 a. m., 13.03, 4.10 p.m.
Sundays, 8.37 a. in., 4.10 it m.
Fon Stations on tho Motropolltar Branch,
10.33, 110.10 a. m., il.15 p. in., for prl.iclpal sta
tions only; tlO.10, a. m., t4.85andt5.50p. in.
Fon GAiTiiERsnuna, and Intermediate points,
10.00 a. m T13.80, u.4a, 5.S5, tll.so p. m.
Fon Botd's and intermediate stations, t7.00 p.
in., $10.00 p. m.
Ciiukcu Train loavos Washington on Sunday
at Lift p. in. .stopping at all stations on Metro
politan Branch,
Fon FnciiEMCK, 10.10 a. m., t4.S3 mid 13.30 p.
ra. Sundays, J. 13 p. m.
Fon HAOEnsTowN, 10.10 a. m. and t5.S0 p. m.
Tiuiks Allium from Chicago daily 8.33 n. m.
and 9.33 p. m.; from Cincinnati und St. Louis
dally 0.30 a. m. and 1.53 p.m.; from Pittsburg,
8.S3 a. m., 17.20 and 0.35 p. in.
PHILADELPHIA DIVISION.
Fob Philadelphia uud Wilmington, dally, 8.15
a.m., 3.03, 4.30 and 11.30 p.m. Buffet Parlor
Cars on tho 8.13 a. in. nnd 4.20 p. m. trains,
blceptngs Cars on tho 11.30 p. in., open at 9.00
p.m.
FoniNTERMEnUTEroiNTS between Baltimore
and Philadelphia, "0.3O a. m 3.03 aud tl.30
p m.
Trains mate Philadelphia tor Washington,
dally, 8.30, 11.00 a. m.,'.l.H), 7.00 p. m. and 12.03
night.
tl'.xcopt Sunday. 'Dally. SSunduy only.
HiicBhro called for nnd checked at botols nnd
resldencos on orders luft at ticket oOtcos, 010
and 1U51 Pennsylvania avenue.
W. ii. CLEMENTS, CHAS. O. SCULL,
Gen, Manager. Gen. Pass. Ast
Piedmont Air Lino
Scuedvus in F.MICT NovjssiBim 18, 1883.
S:30 a L'ast Tennessee Mall, dully for
Warrenton, Gonlonsrlllo.Charlottesvlllo.Lynch
burg, and stations botween Alexandria nnd
LynohhurR, Itounoake, Bristol, Unoxvllle.llomu,
Calcra, Slontiromory and Now Orloans. Pull
mau Sloepcr Washington to Now Orleans.
11 I a m Fast Mall Dally for Warrenton,
Charlottesville. (Jordonsvlllo, strttlons Chesa
poako and Ohio Itouto.Lynohburg. Hooky Mount,
llunvlllunnd stations between Lynehbiiri! und
Danville. Grconsboro', Halolgh.Chiirlotte.Colum
bin, Aiken, Augusta, Atlanta, Birmingham,
Montgomery, Now Oilcans, Texas und Califor
nia. Pullman Sleoper New York to Montgom
ery, In connection with Pullman Sleepers Mont
gomery to Nuw Orleans, and Mann Boudoir
sleepers for Blrmlngh.im,Vlek8Lurg nnd shroo
nort. Pullman Moeuer Greensboro to Columbia
nnd Augusta. Solid trains Washington to At
lanta. Does not connect for C aud O. route
points Sundays.
'j.UOr a DAILY, except Sunday, for Manassas,
Strasburg and intormadlatu stations
6.1)0 v w. WuiTiisM Kxrnxjs dally for Warren .
ton. Gordousvllle, Charlottesville, Loulsvlllo,
nnd Cincinnati, Pullman sleepers and solid
trains Wnshlngton to Luulsvlllo: ulsn for Lynch
burg, Bristol. Chattanooxd. Memphis, Littlo
Hock and ull Southwestern polnis. Through
Pullman Sleepers Washington to Memphis with
out change
11 r u. SoutUEnN AxniEss daily for Lynoh
burg. Dnvlllo, Italelgh. Ashevllle, Charlotte,
Columbia, Alkon. Augusta. Atlanta. Montgom
r. '..u. nrinnn. Taxns anil Californiit. Pull.
man Vestlbnlo Sleeper Wathiiutou to New
Orleans vhl Allun'u and Mon gumory. Pull,
man slocper Washington to Audita, Ga., with
out change.
Tiiains on Wasiiikoton and Ohio Divi.mos
leavo Washington u.uo a m, dally except Sun
day, and 4:1 P m, dally; arilvu Hound Hill
1 Itirtn m unil7.21 P m. lieturnlng, leavu Bound
Hilt "I US a m. dally, and lai ii m, dully except
biliiday, arrlvlug Washington 8:0 u ra und U;35
jm.
Tiuiouuu tuiins from the South, via Charlotto,
Bum Me and Lvnehburs, urrlvo In Washington
7 00 tt in and 7:U5 p mi via Kast Thiiiuiubo.
Bristol nd Lynchburg ut UtlUnmnndliilo p
in: la Chesapeako and Ohio routo and
Cliarlotts'We at U: U V m and 7:00 a m. Strus
burg local atU.17 am.
Tickets, sleeping-car reservation and Informa
Htm lurnlsiiuil, nnd paggago chfoked at QlJico,
llliKl Penuyivatla avenue, and nt Passenger
Mullon, Pennsylvania Hallroad, blxlh aud a
""""'JAMES L. TAYLOIl Gen. Pass. Agent,
Chesapoako and Oliio Route.
Schedule In offoot SEPT. Ill, 1888.
Trains leave Unlou Dopot, Slxtli and U streots.
10 67 n. m.-l'oii Nt-wroiiT twj, Od Point
Comfort wid Norfolk, dully except Simduy, Ar-
''I'SiVAl'ml-hou stations on tho Chosapoaka
and Olilo n Virginia. We,t Virginia and Ken
tucky, dally except Bumtay. bleeping ears Cllt
toii I'nrgo to Lexington, Ky.
iv'10 l). m. Vast Wkstkiin Kti;iu.m dully.
Solid train, with I'ullinuu mUTcl Sleeping cars
tn UiuUvllloi Pnllnun ervlco to Cluciuuutl, bt.
UiuU, Momjillls and New Orleans.
Oitlce, 013 Pennsylvania avenue.
Gcu.'Pass.Agtnt,
Pfc'ERLSSS DVF.3 ftSfiSSSS
, AUOtNT w. NOACK, President. FRANCIS OARLICKSj Seoretary.
iSHl-188ii, SrrAd.ilitrolBSO
THEvSHOOMHKERCOMPKWV
(SuocosKors to Shoomakor Hcrtzog,)
lMPOllTBItS AND JOBBERS OF
Fine Wines, Liquors, Cigars, &cy
Nos. 1331 and 1333 K STltnilT NOItTHWKST,
Telephone call, 617. WASHINGTON. D. O.
ALL (100DS SOLO AT NEW YORK PRICKS.
Aisorlcd Cases of ono dozou Macs, Liquors and Cordials at dozen prices.
II. YEERHOFFS
ART STORES,
DIG and 41 I Sovonth Stroot, 1221 Pennsylvania Ave
Engravings, Etchings, Frames, etc.
Headquarters a Gents' Fine Shoes.
rnrpulsc, IlRiinriMi ami t'llir , Mines to Null r.vcryimo ut
GARTRELL?S. 900 Seventh Street.
Gas Stoves for Cooking!
Gas Boilers at S1.15 and S1.50 for Insuntly making Tea or Coffee.
-G5-.A.S COOKERS-
For largo and small families. Just tho stora for summer uia, as you extinguish the tiro the
Instant tho cooking U done. For sale by tho
WASHINGTON GASLIGHT COMPANY,
413 Tenx-tOo. Store et 2ST- "W
GENT'S FURNISHINGS.
Dent's Gloves,
Perrin's Gloves,
AU Shades and Styles,
AND J
flttr Dress Oils for Mi
Arc tho Choicest that can bo bad.
TYSSOWSKI BROS
Cor. 1 5th and C St?
PIANOS.
EDWARD F. DROOP,
025 PKXXA. ATKNUE.
Call and examlna tho lancu stock ot
Gabler & Uro., A. II. Chase. Marshall Won
doll, Wheelook, Hooker & Sou, Ilrlcjs, Orovo
stecn & 1'uller and other
PIANOS.
Pianos sold on Installments, Exchanged,
Rentod, Repaired, Tuned, Moved and Stored.
ORGANS,
Sheet Muslo, forcL-n and domestic) Musical
mdso.,cto.,constnutlyou hand. Banjo. Gullar,
Mandolin, Violin und Cello Strings a specialty.
Grand, Upright and Square)
PIANOFORTES.
Special attention ot Holiday purchasers Is In
vited to our
'NUW AUTISTIC .VTYLUS,"
rinlihed In designs of
"HIGHEST DKCORATIVE ART."
PIANOS FOR RENT.
Seooud-liand Pianos at All Pi Ices.
M. KNAJ3E & CO.,
817 Market Space.
FINE FAMILY FLOUR.
us ii m:itKs.
arisiti,iNO,
DlIMNi:oi,.,
GILT HIKli: or
ooi.oiin hill
jTXiOTTJEI
And you will always havo beautiful Hre.ad,
Rolls and lllsoults. Wholosalo Depot, corner
First street uud Indiana avenue.
WM. M. GALT & CO.
BOOTS AND SHOES.
003 1'llNNA. AVE,
JHeSto rJ?3E3:33
CRAWFORD SHOE
Isj tlao Only S3iico
SOLD DIRECT TO THE CONSUMED
BY THE MANUFACTURER.
I nrorlhA tnd lulfret
dorto Dig (3 hi lbs only
epcclflo fertli.certttlncurs
of llitn cllKeast.
o. u. ixmiAir AM.it. p.,
Amsterdam, N. V.
We have sold HI d foi
many yi-scs, and It has
'" Via MitlY.n the hen of Mile
. asolnnatl.tlvUTUirni'tlon,
ClN),yyVi " ' "hi o ill
GERES w
MroB
! Onrtito X
Kftyi TO ft UAV8.f
riS ""
EiS vrdijtytt
ffjiilw.... pnmi.i1 r
fuV
UNPRECEDENTED ATTRACTION?
OVJilt A MILLION DISTRIBUTED.
LOUISIANA STATE LOHERY COMPANY
Incorporated by tho Lcxlstatnre In 1803 for
Educational and Charitable purponca, and Its
franchise mado a partot the present State Con
stitution, In 1870, by an nvxuwuKLXiNa rorn
LAnorE. ,
Its GRAND EXTRAORDINARY DRAWINGS
tako plaon SHml-Aiiniiully, (June and December),
and Its GRAND HINOLB NUMIIER DRAWINGS
tnko plnco hi each of tho other ton months of
tho yonr, und aro all drawn In public, at the
Academy of Music. New Orleans. La.
'Wo do hereby certify that wo supervise the
arrangements for all ot tho Monthly and Semi
Annuul Drawings of tho Louisiana Statn
Lottery Co., and In person manage nnd,control
the Drawings themselves, and that tile same
aro conducted with honesty, fairness, and In
good faith toward all parties, and we authorize
tho Company lo uso this cortltloatc, with tuu
slmllcsofour signatures attached, In Its adver
tisements." G. T. BEAUREGARD,
J. A. EARLY,
COMMISSIONERS.
Wo tho undersigned Banks and Bankers will
pay all Prizes drawn In the Louisiana Stato
Lotteries, which may bo presented at our
counters
11. M. WAM1SIKT, l'ret.Xii.Nnt. Ilnnlt.
1 I.ANAIIX, rrent. Ktulo Nut. Hank
A. lll,mvlN, Trent. If. II. Nut. Hunk.
CAUL IvOllN, rrent. Union Nut. Hank.
GRAND MONTHLY DRAWING
At tho Academy or .Music, New Orleans.
TUESDAY, Januiiry 15. 1880.
CAPITAL PRIZE, $300,000.
100,'flOO Tickets at Twenty Dollars each.
Halves, 610; Quarters, S&i Tenths,
$-'; Tuontletlu, $1.
LIST OP PRIZES.
1 PRIZE OF $300,000 Is J300.(
1 I'ltlZllOlf lOO.OIIO Is lOO.t
1 PRIZE OK Ml.OOOIs BO,l
1 I'lilZEOF StS.OUO S 2S.(
2 1'KIZliSOF 10.000 are UO.000
B PHIZES OP r,0(K)ure 33,000
2ft PRIZES OF 1,000 are 25,000
aoo prizes op fioonp) 60,000
2(X) PltlZHSOP UIHIare 00.000
COO l'RIZRS OP 20(1 are 100,000
ArrnoxiMATE Puizus.
100 Prizes of JMK) are $ B0.000
lOOTrlzesof 300ro 80.00(1
lOOPrlzesof 200aro 20,000
Tehsiimjii. PlIIZKS.
nil!) Prizes of ion ura 00.000
UDOPrlzesof lOOtiro t 1)0,000
3,134 Prizes, amountlnj to $t, 034,800
Note. Tickets drawing Cupltnl PrUes are not
entitled to terminal prizes.
D7"Fon Club Rates, or any rurther Informa
tion desired, write legibly to the undersigned,
cleaily stating vour residence, with State,
County, Street und Number. Moro rapid re
turn mall deliver, will bo ussurud by your on
closing un Envelope bearing your full address.
Send Postal Notes, Express Money Orders, of
Now York Kxohaugo In ordinary letter. Cnr
rcuey 6y Expuss (at our eipenso) addressed.
M. A. DAUPHIN,
New Orleans, La.
Address Itoglstereil JLetlers to
NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL BANK,
New Orleans, La.
R15MRMBER THAT ONE DOLLAR
Prlco of tho Mnallest rt or fraotlon of a
Issued In any drawing. Anything In our
offered at u less price, Is either a counterft
a Dwindle.
"HKMISMBER. also, that the payment of
Prizes Is GUARANTUKD UY FOUR NATIONAL
HANKS of Now Orleans, and tho Tlckots aro
signed by tho Presldcut of an Institution whose
chartered rights are rocognlziul In the highest
Courts; therefore, bewuru of ull Imitations and
all anonymous schemes."
MEDICAL.
Da, E. C. West's NcurK NI Uniin TaEiT
bent, a guaranteed apeulUo fur Hysteria, Dizzi
ness, Convulsions, Pits, Nervous Neuralgia,
Headache, Nervous prostration caused by the
usoof alcohol or tobucuo, Wukefulnuss, Mental
Depression, Softening of the Drain resulting In
luxuiilty and loading to misery, decay und death,
Prematura Old Age, Uarrenuess, Loss of Power
In either ox. Involuntary losses nnd Spormator-rhn-a
caused by over-exertion of the Drain, self
libido or over-indulgence. E.ioh box contains
ono mouth's treatment; Ma box, or six boxes
for S3, sent by mall priniuld on reoulpt of price.
WHGOARANTEU SIX HOXti , l ' ,
tooureany cujo. With each order ruoelvedhy
us tor six boxes, accompanied with S3, we will
guild the purchaser our written guarantee to
refund the money If tho treatment doos not ef
fect a euro. Guarantees Issued only by C.
CHUISTIANI. Druggist, Sole Aqimt. 'JSl
Peiina. ave., between -1 W and uth sts,
DRUNKENNESS
OK THE LIQUOR HABIT CAN BE CURED UY
ADMINISTERING DR. UAINEb'
GOLDEN SPE01PIO.
Can do given lu a cup of ooffee or tea without
the knowledge of the person taking It, It Is ab
solutely harmless, and will effect a permanent
and speedy cure,whether the patient Is a mcxlor
ntu drinker ur an uluoholla wreck. It has been
given in thousands ot oases, and In everv In
stance a perfect cure has followed, IP NUVKU
PAILS. The system once Impregnated with tho
Speelnu.lt becomes an utter Impossibility for
the Honor appotlto to exist. For sule bv S. V.
WARE, under tho Ebbltt House! It. 1C. HELPH
L'NSl'lNE, Pourtoeuth street and Vermont ave
nue, Washington.
HEALTH IS WEALTH I
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