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JLMIE EVENING POST, SATURDAY, JANUARY 5, 1889.
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Tub Evening Post.
a itusstAN oaoitmiir,
Ftom the ( hlcnqo Tribune,
"He vnlnol" said tlio nidmib jouiirSnwinllcKofF,
In voice with rimitluofiiilto husky.
"My Conduit devotion, oh, pluuso do not stem,
Katjnkit I'pjakurolliultl"'
"Ti.chcrnvrlioski, my friend," tlio shy maiden.
"Your puoplo nro noblo nnd rich.
Would u llolgusolt's granddaughter uo a fit
bride
l'or a nopbow of Muxlmqvlleh'"
"1 1 nro not 11 kopeckl" tio said, "(n my droshky
t limn j mi safe now, mid I laugh
At Hm v,-c.illi of a Hlitklii of Ovorhuilloskl,
Clojaviilk, or l'ullcrzcdoff.
"You nro worth inoro to mo than tlio gold of
Hltipqlikl,
Ilr:ikcmu)Kl, or Sumamkofll
Kutlnkn I'ojiikiiroliiskl, It's rlskv.
Hut I'm going to carry on off I"
And tlilsls tlio way tlio young yuwinllcgolf
l'Ut nu end to nil further dhoimslnn,
'Twas nulmpicr piocinllngtoouiry liu off
'limn to go on courting In Itutilun.
A NEW YEAR'FOALL.
"I nm going to spond New Year's Dny
In tlio city with my cousins," sulci JMyitle
1'ollctt, decidedly. "There's nothing
ifolnp; on In (i poky furm-hoiiso, while
my conslni rocj-Wo calls mid lwvo n
beautiful time."
"Why, Utuce Gailand la coming over
1th Ills mother for supper," said her
giandmotlicr In nMonUlwicnt. "How
can I oxplnln that Is, to Hiuco? You
know how fond ho is of you."
"I can't help it if ha is," nddod the
youiij: lady, ungraciously. "Tell him
l'vo pone to tho city. Jly cousins
haven't invited mc, but they'll ho jjlad
to boo mo, I'm sure."
Bo, wlion Now Yciu's Day arrived,
.Myrtlo put on her best dress and ulstor
nnd started for tho city. Arriving at tho
Embcrsoiis' house alio was bIiowm into u
little forlorn wnitiiig-room, whllo I'rls
cilia, tho servant, announced her name.
Tho door of tho loom was njnr, nnd
bIio could hear distinctly tho following
conversation from tho parlors hoyond,
whdro her mint and cousins wcro evi
dently located. Tho maid began by
saying:
"It's your cousin, Jllss Eleanor nnd
Miss Louisetto," said she. "A young
lady from Cedar Mountain'"
"Good gracious 1" ciied llleanor; "that
gi . 1"
"What on earth can possibly havo
brought her hero just now of all times
In tho world 1" oxcliilinod Louisetto.
"What shall wo do, mamma J" said
Eleanor, pitcously.
"Do?" eharply retoitcd Sirs. Ember
Bon, who was in black velvet and Imita
tion diamonds. "Why, make tho best of
it, of course. If a girl will"
But horo Myrtlo, who folt with a sort
of pang that thoro was something dis
honorable in listening to this coifvorsatlon
which was bo evidently not intended for
her cars, drew asido tho ciimsnn damask
folds and presented horsclf, with deep
dyed chocks and sparkling ovos.
"Aunt Loulso," said alio, ''it Is T I And
If I had supposed for a moinont that my
visit would bo inconvenient "
"Oh, my dear, don't think of suoh a
' thing," cried Mrs. Emborson, mantling
her faco In artificial smiles. "Girls, como
hero and kiss our dear Matilda Marian
how very awkward of mo to forgot
your name I "
"Myrtlo," said tho girl, coloring
deeper than over. Eleanor and Louis
otto kissed her effusively, but had
scarcely time to lisp out their congratu
lations when a party of perfumed, whlto
kidded exquisites were ushorcd in by
tho smllinc -'Prlscllla. Mrs. Emberscm
looked cmbarnssod.
"Como upstairs, my dear," said sho:
"I will givo you a cup of tea in your
own room. ,0f courao you won't caro
for1 tho bustlo and confusion of tho par
lor on such a day as this."
Aud poor Myrtlo, who had como cx
picssly to share tho delights of hor
'cousins' New Year's reception, was led
Off Into the upper pait of tho house,
scarcely ablo to repress hor tears of
mortification nnd cintmiinssment.
Tho looms up Btahs wore chilly aud
"uncomfortable, for it was a cold day and
tho'registers .had boon turned off, to es
tablish a moro bummor.llka atmosphere
In tho parlors. Mrs. iiitnDcrson, after
outrcatlng Myrtlo to maka horsclf per
fectly nt liomo, nnd promising to send
her a cup of tea in n fow minutes, slipped
away andthero tho poor girl sat, shiver
ing, faint and unrofreshed.
"I wonder whero Aunt Loulso could
havo gonol" sho said to herself, at last,
In very desperation. Bho wont ont and
looked over tho head of tba stairway.
Thcro, In tho hall below, waB a stroain
of chattering, bowing, gesticulating young
men to Myrtlo's unaccustomed eyes they
looked moro like ovor-drossed monkoys
than anything clso and Louisotto and
Eleanor wore in tho parjnr doorway.
"You don't sayl" cried one, ovldontly
In response to some word of tho gills'
remarks. "A genuluo country cousin,
Eh?"
"Talks through her nose!" said
nnothcr. "Wears a poke bonnet and a
pink calico gown. Do let us havo a look
at tho curiosity."
, "Not to-day, you wickod thing," gig
gled Miss Loulsotte. "Somo day sho shall
bo brought In to mako you all laugh."
"The idoa of her coming hero on Now
Year's Day, of nil tho days in tho
world," said Eleanor, contemptously.
But Myrtlo stayed to hoar uo moro.
Huirylng back to tho room sho had just
quitted, she tied on hor lint, fohh d tho
little fur-lined sacquo, iu which she had
taken so innocent a pride, about hci, and
catching up her traveling bag, quitted
tho house, rriscllla alouo saw hor go
out, but Pilscilln did not intoiforu,
"Country folks has queer notions,"
said Priscilla to herBelf. "And puihaps
sho is going to tako a walk,"
On tho way sho met tho express wagon
with her trunk. It was but n moment's
work to countermand hor directions, and
in half an hour sho was speeding through
the gllttoring oxpauso of tho winter
landscape on hor way home.
Grandma l'ollett was knitting, as
usual, by tho flro of blazing logs just at
twilight. licsldo her, with his back to
tho door, stood Bruco Garland, tnll,
manly, superbly foimcd as a young
Adonis.
"And you think sho docs not caro for
mo?" was what Bruce was saying to
Grandma I'ollott iu tho ruddy half
light. But Myrtlo hurried In just ns tho
words woro trembling on hisllps.
"Sho doos cuio for you, llrucol Oh,
Bruco, sho loves and honors you moio
thaushocan toll!" cried Myrtlo", Hinging
herself upon his breast. "Keep mo hero,
CATAT3R
BLY'S
CRMBALM.
fi tin yd much
(rouWcd wilU cataiih
it strimmy ajectol
viv toi(. One bottle
ot Kly's Cream Halm
aid tho uoik. Mu
loiee u fullii rtttonu,
II, K Lcipmciy A,
i.ll. I'ntfarnf lhf. f)l.
aft llavtlet Church,
Whiladetihia,
HAY-FEVER
A unrMflln In ntinlted Into nnnh nivctrll nnilU
Rroo.iulu. l'rlco (Hi conts at DriuraUta; by mull,
yeulttcrAd, IW cents. 1!LY JJltOl'lIKlW, &ii
Wurrcu street, Hty York,
H
Mm&j?kmv&
WlSFvioditG, 'pVi
Kg&N
waovvvi
IjV U .
Iiruco Oh, never lot mo go from you
ngalnl For l'vo had onougli of city pco.
plo and city ways "
And then sho told her day's ndvon
turps. "Loulso Emborson novor had any
hcait," said Grandma Polletl Indig
nantly, "And those two gals of huisnra
Just painted wax dolls "
Ho Mvrtio Foiled was cm oil of her
mania for city llfo. And Unit Nov
Ycjr's call was tho moans ot settling hor
snugly In Garland Fmm for good nnd
nil.
Mrs. Emborson wroto a long letter of
sixsyllnblcd apologies, which was not
answerod. And tho family of Now York
cousins was never invited to Oodnr
Mountain.
A FANCY lilAK TUdM TEXAS.
Tho Iilggest Vnni Ifu KvorTnld Happened
lo Ho I ho I'rniPii Trulli.
San Franclco Special lo "Vie fork Sun.
A paily of tmen wciu talking in tho
Palnco llotol court last evening about
llnis they had known, Mr. Moio of
Pnsndenn, snld hu know tho most pic
tuiosquo provaiicntor on tho Pacific
slopo "His nomo Is Marlln, Wobbly
Jaw Marlln," said Sir. More, "nnd
works on niY ranch. He'd Ho about tho
size of a half dollar, and thcro never
woro nuy black c rows whcio ho camo
fioni."
"Whcro's thnt?" said Senator Fair,
who hnd a ropulnttou of his own to sus
tain. "Texas, nnd that's whero Martin had
most, of htenstouudlng adventures. Ho
has told one stoiy of n seance with a
Toxnn steer until I think ho has for
gotten that it is r. lie. Ho says ho was
working In a packing-houso nt Biynn,
and had chaigo of thccnttlo that enmo to
tho killing-house. Ono day, according
to this weird romancer, a Meor fell down
about a hundred ynrds from tho house
and seemed to bo too badly injured to
inoyo nnothor stop. Martin grubbed an
ax aud went out to kill the animal.
When ho was ten foot fioni tlio steer it
jumped up, made a rush lor tho boss liar
of tho boundless West nnd hooked him.
Ono long horn went through his clothing,
grazed Ills back and passed out under his
collar at tho back of his nock. Martin
says ho had on a now suit of oilskins and
that ho was carried 000 yards on tlio
steer's head, shouting for tho pcoplo to
get out of his way and biaudlshing
tho a.
"Tho crazy steer bolted in among tho
other cattle, ., stampeded tho held and
hollowed In tho way that nobody but
this dandy linr ever heard before. Sud
denly tho oilskins gavo way and Martin,
tlio monumental, came to the uxound,
but ho swung his ax as ho foil aud killed
tho steer with ono blow. Ilo wasn't
hurt a bit, and when tho boys ran up to
him calmly sold: 'You bet I ain't no
slouch.' Now, thnt man is tho best all
rouud liar I over know. Show a bettor
nnd I'll treat."
"Did ho mention tho nnmo of tho man
for whom ho worked at Bryan?" asked
ono of tho party,
"Yes, ho did. Ho always gives names,
E laces and dates as stialght as a string,
ot mo seo. Tho man's name was Alex
ander, I'think."
"Well, gentlemen," said Mr. G. W.
Aloxnnder, tho ono who had asked tho
question, "I'm tho man for whom Mar
tin was working, and ho tolls tho affair
exactly as it happened. I remembor it
very well, and if over n man escaped
certain death In this world, Martin did
thnt day."
--"I'll do as I agreed," said Mr. Moro,
"Como in, gentlemen, and havo somo
wiupwljh mo."
IT '"JONAUED" HIM.
Tho
rock of Trouble u Jorscy Hoy Fell
Into.
From Ihe New Tort Il'orW.
Frank Marlon, a young man living
with his parents at a farm at Lyndhurst,
N. J., lias experienced an abundance of
bad luck during tho past weok, such as
is not usually crowded into tho lifotime
of an ordinary mortal. Ho has had a
carnival of misfortune
On Saturday last he came to tho city,
and besides a suit of clothes made sev
eral small purchases. On his way down
town ho imbibed rather freoly of tho
tempting but vicious applejack, so that
when ho tried to And tho lorry ho wan
dered into tho rivor. Ho was promptly
ilshcd out by two big lougshoremeuj to
whom ho gavo his old clothes for saving
his life. Tho dripping youth was thon
lugged by a big policeman off to tho sta
tion, whoro his clothes wcro taken off
and hung up to dry. On Suuday ho was
flued $10 for being drunk and trying to
commit suicide. Ho left com t without
a cent In his pockets.
Penitent and hungry ho started out to
trudgo to Lyndhurst, his homo, thirteen
milos away. At homo ho attemptod to
cat a pleco of fried col and wns nearly
choked to death by a bone.
Monday afternoon w lillo helping his
father unload a wagon full of logs one
of tho timbers fell on his foot, crushing
tho bono badly. On AVodnesday, as his
fobt did not improve, ho decided to drivo
to Bcllvlllcand consult tho family doctor.
At tho Dclawaro and Laeknwanna rail
road bridge tho hoiso bocamo frightened
and dashed tho bugcy Into ono" of tho
stono plllara. Young Martin was picked.
up two nours later aim carrlea noino,
Thuisdoy and Friday ho remained In
bod, and yesterday morning ho wanted
somo ficsli air. Just as ho opened tho
door of tho woodshed ho was struck by
a chargo of bird shot, which penutrated
tho loft sldo of his body and face
It appeals that his uncle, Georgo
Marion, had beon out hunting, nnd upon
his return ho thought ho would lire off
tho gun, as ho did not want to tako it
loaded into the house. Ho aimed at tho
woodshed, supposing that no ono was
in6lde, nnd young Frank had opened tho
door just In timo to rocclvo a chargo of
shot as It camo rattling through tho thin
boards.
Whllo Dr. Holllstor of Butherford was
picking tho little london pollots from
under tho untoitunato lad's skin, ho
ruefully said:
"All my bad luck conies of my gotting
full Inst Saturnly. That's what Jonnhed
mo, suro,"
A Oontlo llemlmlor.
Sho Aro jou going to attend tho mer
chants' bannuct, lovof
Ho Yoj, uy proxy.
Sho (reproachfully) Oh, Aitlmrl you
know you promised mo you wouldn't uso uny
swear words during 1889,
6oo tho SIS 00 Suits 'ut Wscman'8, 7th & K.
DUFFY'S PURE
FQR MEDICINAL USE
mt -,t iimnymirr - - )
w.o euej, cm
ONE WAY FAME IS MADE.
WOllK OF Tim JIOTlHi UTKItAHY
mmscAU.
An Inntltutlim Tmt Ilni Jli'cnlno 11
l'umr In Now York City How lion
Aolileva n Xutlotiitl Itopiltutloii Muny
Woll-Known Instances.
Ho who Is thirsting for fnmo lot him
como to Now York, says the Mail and
Utprm, put up at ono of tho loading
hotels, nnd then get on good touns with
tho clork who has chargo of Its litoraiy
department. When 1 say fnmo I reckon
that ne-wspapci' notoriety counts for
such, That being tho case, the ltjcrary
bureaus of tho hotels have n system by
which fnmo Is easily monufnctuiod.
Thosohmaaus aro now minchmonts to
tho machlneiy of well regulated hotels,
and, consldeiing tho time they havo
been in oporntlou, thoy havo dono 10
markablo worlc. Many a mnn hns gained
thorn, ospoelnlly politicians, nnd a con
spicuous example among tho inttor class
Is Postmaitcr-Gcucral DonM. Dickinson.
What doos a hotoi wont with a llteraiy
bureau? you will probably nsk. Bccau6o
It is tlm best menus possible of advertis
ing tho hotel. Ono hotel having ndoptod
It, tho others wero compelled to do so. f
l no genius who nivontcu tins sysiom is
P. T. Wall, himself one of tho best ad
vertised men In Now York, Ilo is con
nected with tho Ilnllmnu House, and tho
system hns become known among hotel
mon ns "Wall's porfect system." Bo far
as known this is tho only city In which
it is In oporntlou, Tho circumstances
existing hero aio peculiarly favorable to
it. In tho first place, tho Now York
pnpeis havo a great partiality for nows of
tho character usually picked up about
kotol corridors, Besides, this Is tho news
center of tho country, and correspon
dents of out-of-town papers mako n
specialty of this mnttor.
Tho system had got In full working
order about the time of tho inauguration
of President Clovcland; Don M. Dickin
son was then liltlo known outside his
State, except among tho leading politi
cians. For years ho' had been coming to
New York almost every month without
attracting a passing uotlco in tho news
papers. All of n sudden ho bogan to
loom up as a national charactor. Kvory
tlmo ho camo to Now York aomo in
genious story w;ns worked up so as to
give it a news color which would act as
au excuse for a highly complimentary
sketch of tho Michigan statesman. It
was owing to tlio efforts of this buroau
that Mr. Dickinson's namo was men
tioned for Vlco-Prcsldont.
Tho most notablo caso Is that of Myron
Bangs, whoso namo has lccently np
pcared In every Democratic newspaper
In tho land as tho bosom friend of tho
lata Iloscoo Colliding, who had given
10.000 to tho Democratic campaign
fund. Two years ago Mr. Bangs' namo
was hardly known outsldo tho little vil
lage in whlqh ho lives in Central Now
York. Tho literary buroau took hold of
him and to-day ho is ono of tho most
conspicuous Hgures auoutwow ionc.
Nearly avory newspaper has contained
something of Col. W. II. Wilson of
Denver ns ono of tho leaders of tho
Amciican party and tho owner of tho
birch rod which bent bonoath Stonewall
Jackson's weight as ho fell to tho ground
mortally Voundcd. Ho was astonished
when he returned homo and found Unit
'his visit to Now York had made him
famous. "Tho people of my own town,
said tho Colonel, laughingly, "didn't
know I was a great man until thoy
learned it by way of Now York." "Col."
William II. Wado of St. Louis, now ono
of tho best known mon about the resorts
hero, is seldom mentioned by tho papers
of his own city oxcept when thoy cony
what tho Now xotk papers say about him.
lleic ho is known ns a doublo millionalro
and tho man who took tho lost drink with
Jesso James.
Francis, tho Democratic candidato for
Governor of Missouri, In ono visit hero
last winter, achieved moro newspaper
notoiiety than ho ever did before, nnd ho
Is now receiving tho benoflt of It. Gon
oral Wm. P. Walsh, ox-mayor of Hot
Springs, now lives here, nnd not a week
passes that two or threo paragraphs do
not appear In tho paper about him. "I
loft Arkansas becauso I wns a plain,
ovory-day citizen," ho says; "but by liv
ing hero at a lending hotel I can bo ono
of tho leading men of tho metropolis of
tho country.' And so It goes.
"It Is likely to becomo gonoral," said
tho father of tho system, lopcntlng my
question. "Yes, in all tho largo cities,
for It pays the hotels hero. Tho average
man is fond of newspaper notoriety, only
ho may differ as to the kiud. It ho is
much of a politician it is a necessity to
him. Of courso wo can only havo mon
written up that havo somo standing at
homo, oven if ho is fioma small city and
is mayor of it. Every man has had somo
interesting ovont In llfo. .A paragraph
about it In a Now York paper is suio to
bo copied in the local papor at bis
homo,
Not a Hair-Hud Word.
Fiom the Boston Trantcilplj
Hers Is a brand new thoutrlcal word, which
la recommended to the profcculou.
Young Wormwood an amatouio critic of dra
matic matters, whose remarks havu now nnd
thcu elcctrlflou bis friends, was discussing
Irving tho other night.
"It is hard to Know just whoro to class
Irving (in art," aald 'Wormwood. "Ilia
forto Is nolthor tragody nor comedy, but mel
odrama, lie can't bo railed a tragedian, nor
yet u comedlnu. I don't seo but what wo
shall havo tq call him a mclodlanl"
Suits marked down to SX2.U0. Llscman's,7th & E
High -Pressure
Living characterizes theso modern days.
Tho result is a fearful Increase of Urnlii
nnd Heart Diseases GonnrnI De
bility, Insomnia, Paralysis, And In
sanity, Chloral aud Morphia augment
tho evil. Tlio niodloluo hast adapted
to do permanent good is Ayer's Sar
saparllln. It purines, enriches, and
vitalizes tho blood, and thus strengthens,
ovory function and faculty of tlio body.
" I havo used Ayor's 8aranparllln, In
my family, for years. I havo found it
Invaluable as
A Cure
for Nervous Debility caused by an In
active liver and a law state ot thu blood."
Henry Dacon, Xonlu, Ohio,
"For somo tlmo I hava boon troubled
with heart disease. I novor found nny
thing to help mo until I bognn using
Ayor's Snisuparllln. I havo only used
this medicine six months, but it has re
lieved mo from my trouble, aud enabled
mo to rosumo work." J. P. Carzanott,
l'trry, 111.
" I havo beon a practicing physician
for over halt a contury, nnd during that
thnu I havo never found so powerful
aud reliable an alterative aud blood
purifier as Ajor's rJarsanarllla." Dr,
M. Maxstart, Louisville, Ky.
.'
rmtrAiticD uv
Dr. J. C, Ayor & Co., Lowoll, Mass.
l'rlco (1 j ill bottle., $3. Worth $3 n bottle.
l'VrillMJKJtBWAUDL'I).
A I'lilliiilelpliliui Win, U u Awitrdml Job's
Nout by St. rotor
From the I'Mlattttphla Ilieor't,
St. 1'ctcr So you c.tino from Philadel
phia, oh? Got your f ret w ct on freshly
washed sidewalks nnd died of consump
tion,! suppose. You woicahaidswcarci'i
tt cro you not ?
New Spirit Oh, no, SI, Peter, I noverJ
swore.
"Eh? Didn't you ever fill tho air with
profanity wlion you stopped on n looso
brick on a wot day and had your new
clothes on?"
"No. sir."
"Didn't you enrso under vour broatli
whllo having tho llfo crushed out of you
In crowded street cars?"
"No, sir."
"Nor when jolted hnlf to death when
riding In a cnrrlago or hack oyer cobble
stones?"
"No, sir."
"Hump! Didn't you used to swear in
summor llmo wlion nearly choked by tho
smells from ettttcis, garhago boxes and
sowor inlets?"
"No, sir."
''Nor wlion your lungs wcro plastered
black, with soft coalsiuokofiom Heading
& Pennsylvania loloinotlvcs?"
"No, sir."
"Go up thcro and tell Job I want him
to glvo you his seat,"
A T nn.lnil lin.n. an, o .linvn n .. stilt l(KAn,
thrco Islands Iu tho l'aclllo Ocean Milch no
iiunuii inn cci up n i; j ana to.
Xfrcl Uhn taylna
tomethlng HAD I
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"fJIW"
23iS WHSE!
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Bold b? Shoo Btorca, Grocers, Drusrt'ta, 4o.
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Vermont nve. iiml X,l, n, w.
Choice Oroeerles, Heats and l'roT'.slons,
Tlio Uest Uoods at thu Lowest l'rlcos.
Marketing delivered freo
PAWNDROKERS
Burnstlno Loan Otllco,
UUl 1'onn. Ave N. IV.
Money loaned on Gold and bllver
Wutobua, l)lmiioml, .luivulry, I'Utols, (Imu, hi
les' und (lentlemuu'ii Woarfn Aiiparcl.
(lid (Jold mid bllvnr bouttht,
Uuredeomoil iiodses Kir dale.
COMMISSIONER OF DEEDS & NOTARIES
C8. D1IN1IV. OOM'K Or DUlinS AND NO
. ury I'ltblle, '158 La. u a , opii. City Hull.
r it iivans, livirBTUKirrNnuTiiwHsfJ
I, tominlsiiloiuir of Deuda lr nil Htutus am
Ttrrltorlo,,KoturyrubU'). ilouritroiaOto 1:30,
SI
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X.P67X&mZ2gS
Aw-ftmiefEim
RAILROADS.
The Great Pennsylvania Pouto
To the North, Went nnd Southwest.
Double TracK, Splendid Scenery.
iitul Hails. Magnificent Equipment,
Iv Brrrer Iltc emiieo 111, iS88.
Trains lrao V'ashlnirti)n. from station cornor of
Hlxtli and I) stroots. as follows:
I'on I'lTTsiittiui and tho Woit, Chicago Limited
Kxpioih of I'ullimn Votlbulwl Cam iitDMu m
J'tu.y; VtM Lino. m a m dally to L'lnoluuatl and
St. Louis, with slooplnu Cars Irom I'ltlsburc to
tlnclnnull, and Jfnrtlibtint to bt Loulu: itully,
cxLeptjjatiirdn), Jo 'Jil(neo,wlthtlIopliiit dr
Alloona to Hilonio. ctern I'.xpresi nt 7.10
p m dftllv. with a'ounln Cars Wiuhlnittun to
Llileairo and 8t. Loiili, couniscllnir "ally at
llnrrlshiiw'with thiiHicliSleopora for Lonlsvlllo
nna Mciujiliit. l'nrlllo UxproM, lOoo p m dally
for I'lttslmru nnd tho ' st with tliroush
Sleoperto I'lttnbnrj, mi I I'lttsbuw to C'hlc.120.
BALTIMORB AND IOTOJtAO UAILltO U.
"','." H'"! Canandalffua and Koohestor dally:
J5r Ihiffalo and NlamuaUallr. ojoept Saturday,
1000 p m, with Slopping Car Wushliiitton to
Fon WiLTiAMsroni, Jxick Haven and Klralra at
OJta a m dallr. except sitndnv.
roiifYrtv Vouk nnd thoKast. T.CO. 9,00. 11 JM
lindlKOam.BOO, IIO.IOOD nnUll.SOn m. On
8umloy, 900. 11.10 11 m, S 00. 4 10, 10 00 and
llMpm. Llmliwl Kxpresa of rullman 1'arlor
raw, O.40 n 10, dally except Sunday, nnd 3.4J p m
nally, with dlnliu: cur.
F011 UoiiTON, without chauKO, 2 00 p rn orcry
day,
Fon HnooKr.ru, N. Y., all through trains oori
nect at Jorjoy Oltr with boati of llrooklyu
Annex, aironlfiig dlreot trunsfnr to Fulton
treat, avoiding doublo ferriage across Now
York city.
Foil 1'iiiMiipt.FiiiA, 7.50. 8 10. 0 00, 11 00 and
11.40am, u 00, 4.10. ono, a io, lOOOand ll.SOpin,
On Sunday, 000,11.40 a in. 200. 4,10, ooo.ii.10
10.00 und 11.30 pin. Limited Ktpteas all parlor
cur", 9.40 a in week Unvsnnrt 8.4 1 p in dally, with
ulnlnc nnr.
. FobHai.tiboius. OJU, 7.3). S10, OM, OW.O.Eo,
11 00 and 11.40 a in. 12 OS. C 00, 3.43, 4.10. 4 BO, 4.10,
000, 7.40,810 io oo and ll.sn Dm. On bumlav,
o.oo, oovo.rrtii.ionm.aoo.aj.io, o.oo, 7.40,
.10 10.W and HJMpm.
, rpitPoir'aUnrKK Linis, 7.50 am and 4.10 pm
dally, oxcept Buiidar.
1'ou Annavous. 7. If) and 9.00 a m, 12 0 4.10
p m dally, except Synday. Sundays, o 00 a m,
4.:o p lp.
ALEXANDnfA & FUKDEmOKSUIJUa HAIL-
WAY, AND ALEXANDItIA U WASH.
1NOTON ItAILIIOAD.
Fon AtujCANDMA, 4.80, 0 M. 7.55, 8.40. 0.4 10.17
a ra, Vt 04 nooa, S,03, 4M, 6.00, 8.65, 0.0 8.03, 10.03
and 11.37 p m. On Sunday at I.W, 9.13, 10.57 a
m, 2 SO, B.53, 8.0', and io 03 o ni.
Accom won vtion for (iuantloo, 7.23 a m, and
D(M put weok days.
I'oiiKioiiMoMuand tho South, 4.','0 10.57 n m
dally and 0 ai p ra dally, except Sunday.
Tittihs leave Alexandria for Wiishltiston,
6.0 7.03, 8 00, (1.19. io n. n.07 a in. 1.J0. 8.00. !,
6.10, 0.UU, 7.0.1, .k. 10 4J and 11 05 p in. Ou Sun
day at 9.10 and 11.07 a m, 2 00, 5.10, 7.03, 9.3J
and 10.42 pin.
Tickets and Information nt tho otllco, north
east corner of 13th street and Pennsylvania
avenue, and at tho station, whero orders can bo
lettfor thoolieokluifot baggage to dustluatloa
ii om hotels aud residences.
CHAS. S. PUOII,
General Manager.
J R. WOOD,
(Jen. Puss. Agent.
Baltimore and Ohio railroad.
Schedulo ineffcot Dec. 0, 188.
Loavo Washington from station cornor of New
Jorpcy avenue and C street. .
Ton Chicago and Nortbwost, Vestlbulod Lim
ited express dally 8 &3 a. in , oxprem V 05 p. in.
Fon Cincinnati and St. Louis, oxpress dally
3iX)und 11.10 p. m.
Fou Pensauno nnd Clevoland, VostlbuloJ
Limited oxprut dally 8.55 a. ra, nna express s 03
p.m.
. Ton Lilmnoton and Local Stations, 10.10
m.
Ton BAiTiJionE. week days, BOO, 0.80, 0 10.
7.80, 8 80. fl.43. 11.00 (48 mluuto train) a. in , 1J 10,
2 0 3.15, (13 mlnilto tl.llll), 3.25. 4.30. 1.33,5 30,
0.43.7.30. 9.45 nnd 11.30 p. m. Mundnys. 0 80,
8 80, 9 45 a. m., 1.15, 2 05, 3 23, 4.S0, 4 3 0.1
7.30, 0.45 and 11.30 p.m.
Ton Wat Stations between Washington and
Baltimore, B.OO, 0 40, 8 80 a. m., 1J.10, 123,4 33,
0 4 11.J0 p. in. On Sundays, 8 30 a. m., 1.15, 3.23,
4 S. 0.45,11.30 p.m.
Tiiains tun Ilaltlmoro for Washington at
15.10, 8 20. 1130, 7.20, 8 W (45-mlnuto train), 9 00,
0 0 10 SO (43-mtnuto train) n. m . 12.15, 2 00, J 00,
4.10. 5 00. 0 (10. (.. H.OO. 10 00 mill 11 00 D in. On
bundays, 5.10, (i.WI. 8 00, 0.00, 9.0 10.30 u,,iu:
1.15, 2.00, 4.10, 5,00, U 30, 8 00 10.00 und ll.TJD t m.
ion ANNAroHs. 0.40 and 8 30 a.m., 12 10 and
4 33 p. ra. On Sundays, 8 30 a. in , 4 85 p. in
Lenvo Annaiiolls G 40, 8 87 a. ra., 12.05, 4.10 p. m.
Sundays, 8,87 a. m,, 4.10 p m,
Fon Stationb on tho Jletropolltar Pranch,
tfl.3.51010 a.m., 51.15 p.m., for principal sta
tions only; 10.10, a, in., 4 33 and t5 80 p. in.
For. OAiTiir-nsBuno and Intermediate points,
tB.OO a. m tl2.80, tl 10. 'S.S5, tll.20 p. m.
Foil Horn's and Intermediate stations, t7.00 p.
m , jlO 00 p. in.
Cuoncii Tiiain loaves Washington ou Sunday
at 1.15 p. id i stopping at all stations on Jletro
polltuu Branch,
Ton Fuederick, 110.10 n. m., 4 S3 aud -15.30 p.
ni. bundays, 1.15 p. m.
Fon IUonnfrowN, 10.10 a. m. and tSJM p. m.
Tiiaiks AitiiiMi from Chlcugo dally 8.33 a. in.
and 9.35 p, in -, from Cincinnati and St. Ixmls
dally 8 20 a. in. and 1 55 p. m.j from Pittsburg,
8,85 a, in., 7.20 and 9 35 p. m.
PHILADELPHIA DIVISION.
Fon PmLAUBLHiiA and Wilmington, dally, 8.15
n.in., 8 05,4.20 and 1180 p.m. Buffet Parlor
Cars on tlm 8,15 u, in. nnd 4 20 p. tn, trains.
Sleoplngs Cars on the 11.30 p. m., open at 9 00
p.m.
Ton iNTunMioiATi! I'OIsts betwoon Ilaltlmoro
and Philadelphia, '0.30 a. m , J 05 und t4.30
p.m.
Tiiains lbavr Philadelphia for Washington,
dally, 8.30, 11 00 a. m ,;i 50, 7.00 p. in. and 12 03
night.
tExcopt Sunday. Dally. Sunday only.
Ilaggngo called for and cheeked nt hotols nnd
residences on orders left at tlokot ofllcos, U1U
aud 1D51 Pennsylvania aunue.
W. M. CLEMENTS. C1IA8. 0. SCULL, ,
Gon, Manager Gon. Pass. Act
Piedmont Air Line
ScueDULK in ErrECT Novr.Mnun 18, IB8S.
8;SO a m East Tennessee Mall, dully for
Warronton, Gordonsvllle.OharlottosvllIe.Ljnoh
buig, and ttutlons between Alexandria nnd
Lynchburg, Uoanonke, Bristol, Knoxvllle,lomo,
Calcra, Jlontgoraety nnd New ()rli.ttus. Pull
man sleeper Washington to New Orleans.
11:21 a w Past Mall Dally forWurronton,
Cluulottoivlllo. Oordonsvllle, st.itlons Ohesa
ncako and 01il()Hoiite,Lynebburg.UookyIount,
llanrllla aud statlous between Lynohbtirg unit
DaiiYlllu, Greonsboro', Italelgh.CbarloitoX'olutni
ola, Alkeu, Augustu. Atlanta, Birmingham,
.Montgomeiy. New'Orlcaus, 'lexns and (.'alitor,
nla. Pullman bleepor Now York to Atlanta,
Pullman Parlor Cars Atlanta to Montgomery,
Pullman bloopers Montgomery to New
Orleans, and. Mann Boudoir Sleepers
for Birmingham, VIoksburRand hhroie.
port, Pullman Sleeper llreemboro to Columbia
unit Augusta. Solid trains Washington to At.
Until. Doos not tonneot for C. and 0. route,
points Sundajs.
'J.uoy OAiw, oxcopt Sunday, for Mana.ia,
Strasburg and lutermedlato stations
5.U0 1' a. Western ExniKJS dally for Warren .
ton, Oordonsvllle, Charlottesville, Louisville,
ami Clnolnnutl, Pullman Sluepere and olid
trains Washington to Louisville: also for Ljnch.
burg, Bristol, Chattanooga, Memphis, Llttlo
Itoek and all Southwestern points. Ihrougb
Pullman Sleepors Washington to Memphis wltu
outehango,
11 mi, SoiiTUEnN nxrness dally for Lyuoh
burg, Danville, Halolgh, Asliovlllo, Charlotte,
Columbia, Alkeu, Augusta. Atlanta, Montgom
ery. Now Orleans. Texas and California,. Pull.
imn Vo'tlbulo Hlcener Washington to New
Orloansvla Atlnnta and Montgomery. Pull
man blooper Washington to AugU3ta, 0 with
out ebango.
Tiiains on Wahiinoton and Ohio Division
loavo Washington II uo a in, dally except Sun
iinv.aiid 1:15 p m, daily; arrive Itouiul nm
11:48 a m and7:'il v ra. Itoturiilng, leavo Itound
Hill II 05 a in, dally, and I'M p m, dally exeunt
Sunday, arriving Washington 8 30 n, m and U.05
pm.
TunouoiiTnAiNS from tho South, via Charlotto,
Danvllloimd Lyiiohburg, arrlvo in Washington
7:00 , ra and 7:11 p in; vli Kast Tennessee.
Bristol mid Lynohburg nt 11:11! a manilu.lt) p
in: tin Chesapeake and Ohio routo and
Charlottsvllle ut ! 10 p m and 7 00 u m. Stras
burg local at 0.t7 a m.
Tickets. Bleontng-car reservation and Informa
tion furnlsned, nnd baggago checked at ofdeo,
1S00 Punusytvatla avenue, and at Passenger
Station, Pennsylvania Kallroad, Sixth and i)
B,leot'' JAMES L.TAYL0R Gon. Pass. Agent.
Chesapoako and Ohio Routo.
Soliedulo In effect BEIT. 10, 18SS.
Trains leavu Union Depot, Sixth ami II streots.
10 57 a. m -dm, Nkwi'out News, Old Point
Comfort and Norfolk, dally except Sunday, At
rho In Norfolk 7 p.m.
USla in- Fmi stations on tlio Cuosapeako
and Ohio in Virginia, Wot Virginia and Ktn
tutky, dally except Sunday, bleeping oars Clif
ton Forgo to Luxlngton, ICy.
BSO p. in. Past Wkstmw Exrucss dally,
Solid truln. with Pullman Buffet sloeping curs
to Louisville: 1'iilluumsorvlooto ciueuinuU, bt.
Louis, Memphis and New Orleans.
Oflleo, 013 PennsylMiiila avenue.
II. W. KULLEIt.
(Jen. Puss. Agent.
I
'PEERLESS DYES L
SteitifoD Stantia
smMfiSSimmmgmim.
mimmmMWMw:
JL,8Sr:4i2f,rJSiSr';
The Winnu4gTypawritor-.TIlE BKMINflM
Gas Stoves
,8 iTriSsLI.rrSl.intCKS-ViiMSJ'
Gas Bollors at SI .15 and 81.R0 for Instantly making To or Coffee.
GJ-.AJSS COOKERS
For largo nnd small famlllos. Just tho stovo for summor mu, as you extlajutsh tlu Bra tin
Instant tho cooking Ij douo. lor sale by the
WASHINGTON GASLIGHT COMPANY,
413 Texi.-tDa. S-tx-eeij 3ST "VT.
Headquarters Gents' Fine Shoes.
I'oniolic, Kangarira nml Cnir idiom lo Suit llveryono nt
GARTRBLL'S. 900 Sevkntu Street.
E
LEASING
(ARTICULAR
EOPLE.
The quickest way to
find out the kind of
OVERCOAT you think
you want is to come
right in here and toss
over our stock. It's
perfect. You can do
as well as if you had
come in October; and
the more stress a gen
tleman lays on his no
tions of essentials in a
fine Overcoat the bet
ter. We like the pleas
ure of pleasing partic
ular people.
Parker I Co.,
FINEST CLOTHING
READY-MADE.
719 7th St S, E, Corner D St,
FINE FAMILY FLOUII.
usi: uititic.
bl'Ultl.INtl,
MINNKOI.Y,
ULT i:doi; or
uoi.ii;n mr,r.
And you will always havo beautiful Dread,
Itolls aud lllsoults. Wholesale Depot, corner
First struct and Indiana avenue.
WM. M. GALT & CO.
Robinson,
l tWJLJjL HJQBoP jHaw
rd Typewriter.
Toronto Spood Contogt.
(luternnllniiul for U'orld'n Cliiim.
Iiloiinlilp.)
Ilttslnosi eorrospomlonon and legal tostl
inony: (IOI.I) JtKDAL. 03-7 words per ralnuto.
Slt.VEll MKDAU in. 11 word. per mlnut
R Holiday Giik
WORTH HAVING,
Wyckoff, Seamans & Benedict
Cor. 8th and F Sta. N. W.
soO.dAsLl
for Cooking!
UXPHKCEDKNTICn ATTRACTIONf
OVEK A MILLION Dlb ntlBOTED,
JLci. O. JL.
LOUISIANA STATE lOTTGItY COMPANY
Incorporated by iho Leilstaturo In 1808 for
Kducitlomt and Charitable purpoie, nnd Its
franchise made a part of the prwent State Con
stitution, In 1U7U, by uu ovBtiMiiBt.MUS( rorn
uimoTcu. Its OHANI) nSTRAOKDIMAnY DItAWINOS
tnkoplaod Snnil-AuiiunIli,(riuionnd December),
nnd Its UltANO 8INOLK NUMUKIt DItAWINOS
tako plato In each of tlio other ton months of
thu year, and am all drawn In public, at tba
Academy of JIusIo, New Orleans, La.
' Wo do hereby certify lhat wo supervise tho
arranceinonts for all of the Monthly and Heml
Annual Dniwlncs of tho Louisiana Statu
Lottery Co , and In person man.iiro nnd control
the DrawluKS tbemsolToi, mid that the satno
are conducted with honesty, fairness, and In
Rood faith toward nil parties, nnd wo authorlzo
tho Company to n-o this certificate, with fao
ilmllesof our signatures attached, In Its adver
tisements," G. T. BEAUREGARD,
J. A. EARLY.
COMMISSIONERS.
Wo tho underslcncd Banks aud Bankers will
pay all I"rl7es drawn in tho Louisiana state
Lotteries, which may he presontod at our
countors
It. St. WAOt.SLKY, 1'rent. Jji. Nnt. Ilailli.
V. I.ANAIIX, riOHt. blilto Nut. llimk
A. 11AMIW 1 V, l'rest, N. 11. Nut. Hank.
OAK I. KU11N, 1'ioBt. Union Nut. lliiuk.
GRAND MONTHLY DRAWING
At tho Academy of Music, New Orleaus,
XUIiSOAY, Januiiry 13, 138".
GAP1TAL PRIZE, 1300,000.
100,000 Tickets nt Twonty Pollars each,
Halves, SIO; Quarters, SB; Tenths,
8-'; Twentieths, 81.
LIST OP I'llIZlSS.
1 miEE OP 8300,000 IS :j.ioo,ooo
l rmzuop lotvooou kkj.uoo
1 FIlllK OK 50,000 Is no.ooo
1 IMtlZB Of U5,O0(lls 25.000
a l'ltlzuaoF lo.oooara ao.ooo
g ruizmoF n.oooare ;... 25,000
25 1'KUUSOP l.OOOare 25,000
loo rniZKSOF .'.oo aro ,. no.ooo
uoo imiizi:soi' tiooaro no.ooo
500 I'ltmiS OF 200 are.. , 100,000
AvrnoTiviTS I'iuziii.
100 Prizes of JBOO nre S 50,000
10l Prizes of ilOOnro UO.0OU
lOOI'rkesol 200aro 20,000
TlinulNAL I'llIilES.
flOOI'rlzosof JOOaro 1)0.000
IMIO l'rlzes of lOOaro U0.000
3,i;il I'rlzei, nmounUiiK to $1,031, 800
Note, Tlakets drawlec CapitaU'rlws are not
entitled to teimlual prize.
r-4f"lr04 Ciuii IUtes, or any futthor Informa
tion desired, wrlto leslbly to tho undqralene.d,
clearly statlnir your residence, with State,
County, Htreet and Number. Moro rapid ra
turn mall dollvery will bo assured by your en.
closing an Kiivelopg bearing your full addrosa.
Send I'ostal Notos, Express Money Orders, of
New York Kxchtiuno In ordinary lettor. Cur
lenuy by Kxprcss (at our expense) addressed
M. A. DA.UPHIN,
New Orleans, La.
Address I'rclstfiied Letters to
'0 VITinUII
111 J lldllO.iAII DAI'
New Orleans, La.
ni:IUMI)KIt THAT ONK DOLLAR Is the
I'rUe of tho smallest part or fraction of a ticket
Issued In nuv drawing. Anything In our namo
offered ut u le4 price, U either u counterfeit or
u swindle.
"UKMF.Mlllili, alio, that the payment ot
Prizes Is OUAKAN I'KKI) UY FOUIt NATIONAL
BANKS of Now Orleans, and tho Tickets aro
signed by tho President of mi Institution whose
bartered riifhts are reeognlzod In tho highest
fourts; thorefore. bewura of all Imitations and
nil nuonymousbohemes."
MEDICAL.
Du, K. G. Wst's Nunrii and BbAim Taiif
mtT,auuuruuteedspeuila for Hysteria, Dlzzl.
uess. convulsions, I Its, Nervous Neuralgia,
Ileiidaeho, Nervous prostration eaused by iho
uia of alcohol or tolMooo, Wukefuluess, Mental
Depieislou, tviftouliu of tlio Brain resultliu la
Insanity and loading to misery, deouyand death.
Premature Old Ago, Barrenness, Loss of Power
In either sex. Involuntary Iawsos and perma tor
rhuia caused by over uxvitlou of tho Drain, solf.
abuse or ovtr-ludulgoiHo. j-aoll box ooutalus
onomonth's treatment; SI a box. or sl boxes
for S5, sent by mnll urenutd on receipt at price.
' WIMIUAUANTKU SIX BOXKS ' '
to cure any caso. Wltheaoh order received by
us or six boxes, iicoompnnlwl with S5. wo will
send the purchaser our written guarantee to
retuud the money If the treatment doos not ef
fect a uiira (lUtiriutees Issued only by C
tmUISUAXI, Drugrfst, sous Auknt, 131
I'eiiiiu. nvo botweuu -lit. and Oth sts.
OHTHKLKJUOII UADITOAN UE CUUKDBY
ADMINlbTUINO Dll. HAWKS'
aOLDUN Ul'EOIt'lC.
CaaodBlvenluacupof ooffoo or tea, without
the knowledge of the person raking It. Itlsab
KOlutelyhaiuileEu. und will uOoot u porinauent
and speedy euro, whether thu patlaat Is u moder
ate drinker or an alcohollo wreck. It has beon
given Iu thousands of oases, and In every In
stancun perfect euro liai fnllowwl. IT NKVBU
l'AILS. Tlio system ones Impregnated with tho
boeeltlo, It beoomes an utter Impossibility for
the liquor uppetlte to exist, l'or sale br 8. 1'
WKU. under tho Ebblttllousej It. K IIHLt'll
KNSi'INK. Fourteenth utreot and Vermont aK-.
nue, Washlniton.
HEALTH
i x.
IS WEALTHI
mmvjpmrn.s!B3i
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h