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hack, bhun1 and bane , -The reason why a watch is call cd a watch is evidently because it is a!ways on its guard. -A matter- f-fact old gentleman th!inks it rmust be a very small base ball that can be caught ,,n a fly. -A Wisconsiu .Minister has been , i missed from an orthodox pulpit lc:au.e he built a fire under a balky horse. -A young man of twenty - one hanging to a lamp-post and singing: "Father don't drink any now,' at nidnight, is one of the curious pha ses of city life. i -It is esti Inated that in Paris there h:as been an average of three suicides a dlay for the past year. During the winter the suicidles occurred at the rate of four a day. -A good little Bangor boy refused to spell cider, because he had signed the pledge. That excuse liadn't the requisite thickness, and the boy was rsent t o his seat t o learn his lesson. -T'ro see how eager a human being will catch at a straw, it is not neces s:urv to witness a drowning. Th1e ,phenomenon is now manifest chiefly E within saloons, where one end of the straw is immersed iin a tumb,!lr. -A modern satirist says that an indolentt man, who has overspent his income and lives on the principal, is I like IIeine's monkey, who was found one day hilariously seated by the fire and cooking his own tail in a cop ,per kettle for dinner. --"X's" don't amount to anything on oyster cans or barrels of flour. I They have got so they put up fifty pound rocks in a barrel of flour and then paint five x's on the head, then the x-tra business could all be done in a minute by the man who finds the stone. -A Detroiter who removed to Lone Tree, Neb., a year or two ago, writes to a tobacco house in that city to send him five pounds of "fine cut" by express, adding: "I am a candi date for sheriff of this county, and I think by a judicious use of five pounds of good tobacco I can secure two hundred majority." -Kate Field, in her letters about Spain, gives is the following moral reflection as the result of her study of Spanish human nature: "It is a great mistake to think that good people are the most light-hearted and contented. They are bothered by conscience and worried about ever lasting salvation." -'hllis laconic but sensible Ger man ought to be sect out to the peo ple on temperance: "I sail tell you how it vas. I drank mine lager; den I put mine hand on mine head, and there vosh von pain. Den I put mine hand in my pocket, and dere vos noting. So I jine de demberance. Now dere is no pain in mine head, and de pain in mine body vos all gone avay. I put mine hand in mine pocket, and there vos twenty dol lars. So I stay mid de dember ance." -A well known .,udge of the Su preme Court of New York often re lieved his judicial remarks with a touch of humor. One day, during tihe trial of a case, Mr. Gunn was a witness on the stand, and as he hesi tated a good deal, and seemed un willing, after much persistent ques tioning, to tell what he knew, the Jubge said to him: "Come, MIr. Gunn, don't hang fire." After the examination had closed the bar was convulsed by thie Judge adding: "Mr. Gunn, you can go off-you can be discharged." --A smart city billiardist picked up a countryman, and induced him to play a game ofbilliarlds-one hun dreld points. 'The city boy took the cue and rrn the game out without a stop. The countryman quietly laid down his cue and started for the door. Said the billiardist, "Here, come back and pay for this game." 'What game?" said country. '"Why, the game we just playe3d." "We?" said the countryman; "we?" I haint playeld no billiards as I knows of. 1 guess, mister, see'n as you played the game alone, you'd better pay for it alone!" Whereat the countryman walked out and the smart city boy cogitated. --A young gutter snipe, born and bread in the Five Points region, and who had never known that he hadt any other name than plain Jack, was hauled by Brother Brace into the commission school, and with him slid two companions whom he h.d I enly known in like manner as "Ecl" and "Fin." The latter was asked: 1 "What is your name?" "Fin," was the reply. "Oh, my no! Phineas must be your name; remember it now." Then the other friend was put through, "What is your name, sonny?" "Eel." "Mercy! what . name! That will never do. I sup pose it must be Elias?" "Yes, sir." All this while gutter-snipe had been staring at the odd manner in which his friends' names had been length ened out. At length, however, a glance of intelligence shot over his face, he took the joke; and when ask ed what his name was, sarcastically answered, with a "you don't sell me" look, "Jackass!" NEW ORLEANS. CUSTOM3MAIDE CLOTHING! SHIRTS ! Gents' Furnisling Goods! Fine Goods! ie w .St~les! - aid - lAII1EST STCLE IN Til SOIITh! W E KEEP A LARGE ASSORTMENT . of OVEII.COATS, in all stylcs of cut and ,goods. BLACK CLOTH Dress nuits. D)IAGONAL and ENGLISH WOVRS'TED Suits. BUSINESS SUlITS--in all styles of goouds Black DOESKIN and Fancy CASSIMERE Pauts. Black CLOTH, SILK and CASIIMERE Vests. 'The Celebrated STAR SIItRT, in all stl.s; RI'el and White CASlIMERE, IIAKEI FILANNEL, MERINO, CAN TON FLANNEL and SILK Drawers&,. Shirts. BALIIIIGGAN, FRENCIT and ENGLISH Brown Cotton half IIose. Plain and Fancy LINEN and SILK Ilaud kerchiefs. CRAVATS, SCARFS, TIES, ];OWS, sl'S PEN)IDER S, ETC. 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Books to lHealth and Manly Vigor de liveredl person:ally or sent to address on receipt of twenty-five cents. Drs. JORDAN & JACQUES addresn those particularly who, improperly treat ed, neglected or dlischarged as incurable, are urged to visit them, they in no in stance tfailing to realize Iperimaneit cures. No. 17 Ramllurt St. between ('anal and Coummon 8ts. New Orleans, La. Onut intterview tuc..sary to a proper comliprluleltsive and treatment of caseca. Jant. '21, 1874-6m. T ho s. MdlcIntyre: YOUTIIWESTERN IIESPAPE fl VifIITISII Al IY AGENT FOIR TIlE CINCINNATI TYPE FOUNDRY CINCINNATI, O110O. AGENT FOR Douglas' Celebrated Book, Job & News Printing Inks, Guaranteed to be superlior to any other Ink tmadle, :Ind sold at the same price. Offioe--No. 12 Commercial Place NEW ORLEANS. ALEXANDRIA. ST. VINCENT' - AOADEMY ALEXANDRIA, LA, UNDER TI!g DIRECTION OF THE Sisters 0 f M.ercy TIlIS INSTITI'TION W ILL COM Smeno its second schollnstic year on the FIRST day of SEPTEMBER, next. TUITION The system of education embraces the French al English languages, viz: Reading, Penmanship, French and Eng lish Grammar, Arithmetic, Ancient and Modern Geography, Ancient and Modern History, Book-kecping, Music. Drawing, Plain and Ornamlental Needle Work, Em broidery, Artificial Flowers, etc. For fur ther particulars apply to the MOTHER SUPERIOR, Convent of Mercy. or to the Rev. J. B. AVENARD Alexandria La Notice! TIIE PUBLIC ARE HEREBY NO titled that a du plicate book of sub- . 6 scription to the Capital Stock of the "PEOPLE'S N E W ORLEANS AND GRAND ECORE PACKET COMPA NY," has been left with Robt. P. Hun ter, Attorney at Law, and that sub sctiptions will be received on applica tion, either by letter or in person to him at his office in the Town of Alex andria. JOHN IIEIXN. March 18. 1671. JOB FKNTIN(. if 1 EVERY DESCRIPTION -SUCH AS- LAWYERS' BRIEFS, FUNERAL 0 APDS, CIROULARS, BILL HEADS, CAR DS, &c. -EXYcU'IEI) WI 'II eatness and iispatch! MOST RF:ARONARIFLE TFI:RMS! -AT IGIVE US A TRIAL ! NEW YORK. NEW YORK WORLDi FOR 1&74. WEEKLY, SEMI-WEEKLY, DAILY. 1 l7lE GREAT DEMOCRATIC VICTO ries in New York, Ohio, Maryland ;Ind Vir'inia, the startling Repllulllic;au defeats in Wi.Xconsin, lowa, Kansi:ls and Illinois, foreshadow the election of a Demlnocralti I Congress in 174, and the election of a Demclocratic President hi V76 The secret of tLe triomph already wdin has b.eml stadfa it adiheClilce to the organ izatiotn, lutlilnching fidelity to thie plilinci iles of ihe l)Demcratic partiiy. The World has been faithifuil to its trust. Wheni faint hliearts talked 'of a spoiled palrty, a l:ow IutLty it bore aloft the lg of the Iliiiloic hidmoiiitlh Dieuieratiie party. Thal flag. ii,crlihel'I with the Iegtoiis Flree 'Tatdec intl Far.er.,' Rights, t-lrdll MIoney all no 91 unpolies,-the Dhemo.ctits of Ohio 1ut New Y'ork carriedl to a gloriouls vichiiry s;iihverting (Grant majorities of 37,00U0 and 51,1U. A nelt careelr now\ openls before the DeTI! ircracy--In're glorious and more etincil cen(lt thaIlln its ipast ciareer.idntilied thlmllghI that lIe wit h tihe th llltdiig of the repullblic,, its et.xl ll p ain tierilos thle coltill ellt, its hallf celtury of prospl'erity 1nid peaCe. The ilopen secrelt of its flu tile', eil ol its pl;ist atid prlseiit trillumphs, is still a stead- i ifast adihelrence to thlle or'ganiliz:till. , ;all n flinlchiing tide(li y 1.o the printciplhs of the )Deiocritic party-pricillltll 11 e v e r so )e.dtful as lnow to he applicttd tlhrullihoult our National, State lntid Mlnicipul life, to heal the wounds and denmoralization et war, to stollp corrluplt and prllollig(ate I'lxil I ditllre,, to limit anl.ll localize pos\.ers en. I trusted tlo te peopIcle' ser'valn I, to li lr;ate oilr industries fro!t t fe lettrs ~ftes a iir b;ar on1is Ta;riff, our trlle froili the luc:tltiitliS Iof anl irrl'ledeemlable papller Clurir!lcy, ald loulr algricilt ure fromll thle dliouble pllhullder ijg of btth, ias well ias to repair' thie ieh sljiea( ll tilancial Ruin wroughit by th F's. e~al poliey of the Repulihcanl party. The lutly of hl'e 'Viorld in this ollnward i;tircli of tile Democnlratic liosts to viclor is the tlissetunllatiol1 oIf polllilc:l truth Olr work will he fruitful ill prolltition as The World is widely reat. WIte ask Democrats everywhelre to aid its ill scatlterilg the goolldl seed broadcast over the whoIle land durinig the period so im llortantll to the colrli ig harvests. 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Never before in the histntry of the world hbu, a medichine been contpountlded pus ;essing the remlnkaltie quaillities of VIs BO&LR IrrrTEias in healing the sick of every disease man is heir to. They are a gentle Purgative as well as a Tonic. reliivig Congestion or itflaitmmation of the liver and Visceral Organs, in Bilious Diseases The properties of Da. WAr.L EaR' VIxoA 13rl'rr"as are A perient. Dia phoretic, Carminative, Nntri lions, Laxa-. *ive, Diuretie, Sedative. Counter-Irritant, Sudorific, Alterative, and Anti-Bilious. Grateful Thousands proclaim VINEGAR BITTERS the most wonder fia Invigorant that ever sustained the sinking system. No Person e.an take these Bit ters according to directions, and re main long unuwell, provided their bones, are not destroyed by mineral poison or other nleans and vital or gans wasted beybnd repair. Bilious, Renmittent, and'In termittent Fevers, which are so Srevaleut in the valleys of our great livers throughout the United States, especially those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennessee, Cumberland, Arkansas, lied, Colo rado, Brazos, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Ro anoke, James, and many others, with their vast tributaries, through out our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarka bly so during seasons of unusual heat and dryness, are invariably ac companied by extensive derange ments of the stomach and liver, and other .abdominal viscera. In their -treatment, a purgative, exerting a powerful iutluence upon these vani ous.organs, is essentially necessary. There Is no cathartic for the purpioso equal to I)i. J. WALKER'S VINEGAR Birrsras, as they will speedily remove the dark-colored viscid matter with which the botels are loaded, at the stane time stimnluting the secretions of the liver, and genralily restoring the healthy func tions of the digestive organts. 1..ortify tihe bo:Jy iagainst dis I ease b1e puri:ing alil its fluids \\ith Vitxitit 1I1Trt:as. No .ti'elilic can take hold of a .;s tll htlr !orie-arined. l)ysppshi- 0or linii'!s.tio.l li d al ell , aii it ill ttile ShltLh;itter C- i i.tIls, Tightile.-s toi tl het ( ,he t.Dizzilness, stur Elltat.ions of thl e iL tStnitac:. 1ad 'Iaftte ill the Milotl , ili,'e o s A;lacks. l'Pi llila tion oh f thI Ile i rt. Illmflltt lihh itii ;'f tihe tlittgs., I't in lilt r'c giot of the It- e-i it ls, a oll a hutI ,red other pi n.lll: l t"linil tl , are the l'-l pritg.-(f I;spepi. Oi .e bt Itie will '\prove it laetter garitulitec of its, lmitd Iiian a iflaniatinis, M!erclriei .ll e tiolts, (lid Sorres, Ertiotlns oill the Slin, Sore Eyes, etc. i tliese, as itt all other constitutiotal I)iseases, WAaKIauL's V i ROAR IIT'ERSI have sholn, their grtLat Cur ative powers in theo most obstinate and intrietable cases. For Inflammnatory and Chronic Rheumatism,Gout, Bilious, lRetuit tent' and Intermittent levers, l)iesses. of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have no equal. Such Di5 eases are caused by Vitiated Blod. Mechanical Disecases.-'Persons engaged in Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Type-setters, Gold-beaters and Miners, as they advance in' life,arec stb ject to paralyels of the Bowelrs. To guard against this, take a dose of WALKERa's Virc'GAa BRITERS occacionally. For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tetter Salt- Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Piu ples, Pusthles, Boils. Carbuncles. Ring Worms, Scald-head, Sore Eyes, Erysipe las, Itch, Scu'rf, Discolorations of the Skin, ltumors and Diseases of the Skin ,of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time by the use of these Bitters. SPin, Tape, and other Wolrms, lurking in the system of so many thou eands- are effectually destroyed and re moved. No system of medlicine, no ver mifuges, no anthelmninities will free the yvstem from worms like these Bitters. ForFemaleComplaints, in young or old, married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, orthe turn of life, these Ton ic Bitteradisplay so decided an influence that improvement is soon perceptible. Cleanse the Vitiated Blood ~wenever you na its iunptures oursting through the skin in Pimples, Eruptions, - or Bores; cleanse it whoen you find it ob structed and sluggish in the reins; oleanse it when it is foul; your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system will follow. R. H. MlcDONALD & CO., . Drugglists & Ge. Agta., San Francisco. Calitbr nal, & eor. of Waslhingtuuon and Charlton-Sta.,N.Y. ..80L ly all Irhggista ard Deale rs. EXCELSIOR STABLE! Jackson, between 2d and 3d Sts. :LIVERY. SALE & STAGE STABLE! IAMI AGAIN IN CHARGE OF THE a.b o ve Stable, and Would be"pleased to have ity, old friends and pat ron` to give me a call. I am prepared to aecowmmo ditt the public In the LIVERY LINE. T Stable is WELL STOCKED with HORSES, HACKS and BUGGIES! and will hire them, and feed horses at prices to SUIT THE TIMES- BUT FOR CASH ONLY. I guarantee entire satis 1tactiou.' N. L. McGINNIS. SMarch 4th Superiutendent. AA BSOLUTE DIVORCES OBTAIN J.*ed from Courts of different State r,r~etiiox, &c. No publicity te qlnd.' Noccharge until diOOrcegianti led. I.- HOUSE, Attorney, i )31:·nJPrdiaj- , NS; MEDICAL. -dn· ARE aNDORSED AD PRPIFCRBED BY MOBP. lb" r g Ptr Litatsu than any et .or T nac or b3. ulant now ln':e. Tey are A ffliiE "'JIg .YCTNVT E, Por Pen'r and Ague Intermittonts, Btliousemal and itl dii ordersear!sing ftom matariot c rlacs. They are 1 ibotly rb cmmended as a, ANTI-DX'Pn;PTVC, tron n .(.a o ot I'eB. OFSTION are I.vL sCLe. Ar an At''IETLInII ea.t lit'. CUPI:RANT, ant iin or. or0'::;,"t!.7 D::'ItTPY t!4 have never in a roitgle tioatntO f.dlrel In 1 nutIand ths m~Ite bappelt rc:lti. T , Lf .lrlOe : LE:tr BENEkIt'IA l, t lMALE$, - 'It heng' ntrftlo bo dTlV L\ie'.. in. th,!..i.,, nmtl .1. tone an ed clstirity te the vttie t -tmn, T°!: In Cl .1 TER3 are compoundedl with tioe reatl.l t of ear-. tuRd nn uta. IC t'imulltat nMA.Oer bG.f't I. 1a oLro.lr to the balotie so PLI':AS. T TO It r! TASTO r.tntl t tl.c sane litme cc bpn. Lag eo many re:nadtal ea"t-n:a endor-'td hy the ar.-tdical tr' tenl. ty astl bel nn:aa tothe rharmoaut.mia.. !tedtts but l(. : te to inethm anfir trial, and . otoat .t. .vercy FamilY Shonel Rnave a BDOte. Noa preparation the swenn e:tL preluce sao .alty utit.'i. Sod ndaraentaeunl by tLhyaiiCl.a of .be very hihest Itsallg in their profteiton. .idadonerdJ olo bty Ml Ciergt and tia leaeding deaoetaa, l nnonlt aCpers. lin. at M. t. Rt.onea. the oblet Nletlindist iteloltr Itn SLt Louis. sacs thie Ioeo lihO tcs woert c:te- 1o"ol tttf In coaLttba. ting In the ruoreatieon ut my treugthb , uoa an Inrra, at.. appetitn. (onORNt Mo., Juane 3, l]tL Persona greatly dehtlltatt, o I ihac It-u, uad who onsui:e a oxic or nidatLrAc. oaTI aioak for attilllog bct'r than tie orn Bitters. A. 31. C1L:. d alinnl g Fetdr f. E. rhrto. P Lattiburc Dibtr t.o LouLc 31o., Ot. hV, ]9M. JAala A. JAelnnet a Co.- I Vteatto.tlaeind tte formula n. lrnitin ths " lae rStomtct:h Bteors' t' oul to them In tabi hospital the last four tuontha.r I coidur t m the mavt.tvao. able tunic and almulnn t aIo rn oae. I . it . t.t ,C F.Dl BRide..t Phyorian in c.iargo U. S. Marine Hospital., J ioa n A. JAdna R Co.-Ct:ticlmncn An you aers ve mucniated to the aedical proft.eaioa the retipe tof atn ttalt Bittern," It cannot, thrroere e e.nntttcnJ as a paten te I'. Ieine, no patent haning btn takoe fur It. We have examlla the formula far mrakin the " o'ome t ittortn. and ozheai tinloy say Atoe callbuattttn laouet-f rare excellcnce,.tl. tha narticle ued in lttg cmptotlnn vre the hbot at the las Is which ty belong. ito. hitgtby Tanoic, Stiellantt, .tneaieoie Carnmiatite ant slightly Laxative. Tne m do of reitplarg them Is strictly in a-otardane with the rube of orc l ~nr. lav'in unsed tihema n onr private yraetire, wte tar ;len nranit as yiug the! best imnic urld littulaut now. otlrn I tt tehe o lb. t aii F"ANK Cr. FORTES, Prof. Obstetrles and Dl;taeas of Wano, Cttlege of Pbyl. elans, and Iata tember Board of Tlea:th. L. C. BtSl.iNtIRRo Pnt do Obstetrien end Dlseases of ereno. SL Lanu. Mcd. Colrt.. DRAKE MetX)1i':LLl, 1. U.. Late Prea. io. atdical eabtn. B. A. CLAIRK, M. I)., Prof. Surgery, Mo. Medicnl College and lae flatelleat Phyl. elan City hlopital, St. Loal MissaasurT. iRB5IERT PR1MM. Proe. Praetloal Pbarmecy, St. Louts (ato e or Pharmacy. J. C. WIITIt[ILL, Ed. Medicll Arehln a An Hc tont M. D. Dr. C. V. F. Ltwin, C. Ooatoa, ti. 3D. S. GOen Moann, M. D. C. A. Wna. 1. D. W. . WtaOXa. M.). R. C. FntANKLIN, M. D., Prof. Surgery, Baomnopathle Mediral Coller. T'. J. V1ATINt, 1. aD., T. O. CO3STGCK, Mt. D., Prof. of Midwitery and Disetaes ot Women, Ooluege nf ltnlest. puathe Phyeicians and BurgJeons. JObN e . T. EPLr, e. Dh Prof. YMterla Mesin and Theranuprtlen, Btomtaantath il e¶. cat College of Misaourl. JNO. CONZLFA9AN, If b., Lecturer On Doer se of Cibldren, utomatn thIO Collng af Mlnatn Prey oa Physalotogy. BIoocnihic Medical College of Be, JOIIU IIIRTMIAN. D.., Prf. ClintealMedlcine, Col, Ho-"ennpnthlc Phyletatn and sturg'l They ao smuperiorlo l lother SmanDmvh Btteirn. FheO SANDEiDr . Auarytical Clemalt. No Bitters in the weorl.I tea ene r thelm sO.aOf tarrltfCtb. Analtltnt.Cheni.mi. Eminent Phye teinnt or f Clieago. Tetrmulartat for the lin littrs has bees ubmottt,-l tlen, and we believe them ho the host Patlo end atltuowlt ten enucralU ie anow oereal Ito the public. H. Woonvuan, M.3D.. 0. A. 'Iantrne, Analytical Jia. V. Z, tlL.yav. V1. nD. Chemist. Profn . hntaitrio, ytuhL Ci. .trM.rlt t.t .D., M tlb.al c:leg,. It. MilVcas, hi. It., J. Bl. WaLcaIS M. Da., aNo'h·. S. l1Ana., 31. .D., T S. IennOe. I. D.. 1B. I,rtoLA., t. ID., Tto. T. itLLa.t, 1. D., Jdt. A. Co(i(an. 3M. D., J.A. ier , uth. . ,l Emiuneni PIyiteltn i il ts (icelnnnt l, cieetr ail oaf w.um ar Praf arore n oue or the ther itf t Metlieal Colloe,, Ne a tier Dit.ers haore b-lv oaend to oIhe aubn i" brlain' nso iany Teiuable remeuial o t rts. J. 1.. V'- 31. M.D., g......0. lAutlt N. D., C. T. rttlntt., 3tl. I. t. P. ,O..tt, a. . C. u. Bu'taen A' . Ir. . t, . W. tlt.tth., i. D., W. T. TmL.th.a .eaI:a.. y . Dm.. J. J. h,'tan. e Li h.. J.I 1 i4. ic ott M. Il.. . :. . G;h h: te. t · .SM i n., Ilt. `7 . ' L ineq :.lt:oll C:. 111'ti::^:.rl. ,:. i.'. C. S, '. , L1. 1. Me' :.:r 7 1' · ,D. I I P.. D., . F'. R V.. Io . 't l,. !I.. a'" ,;" : ... . At. 9. S 3', lt, . ... I, : . t . ........ .. l .. It. t Y" v a.'Ltt. l. :. . J. .. " . 1:n-. i.-1. W . R.+. C(Tttt : ;o..r D.. D, ..:. V' , Eaanl't lnu - eo1l':a,; t+t ' -att-'laat. toc re.o-l the ecrpuoes or a tortuetivt r -or s-aon - au h e latlolotted l loca ' lio , It obvioust reason |a tk a ta tir c it it a .s ore rebsia i .e and far more ele tried it, know tat it curelde thoe wo have know thiat it cnrs theirneulo botrs and t trach tand invkor thet what It does once it s te al waysO- that it never tholeouh ell, .any faultorneg hous ds of Pertiic ates of thehoeldtektble cares of the following complans t btt n uch curei areo k~own in every neighbourhood, aed w nieuat nod ubhlise thong. daptod to all ages nnd otedi rons in all clitate; · ontaining neither calomel normy dte-rious drug they may be taken With lnt by anybody. Ther sOugaPr-oatil preserVes ther ever fsh, and m aes m pleasnt to tage, whle being purely vegetabe, no herm Cal atleris their use ill anly quantity. t t w Tiey otera toe tdi eir powerful in uence on hae antern: vitera ito pnrify thle Itlolai and tmulates int i ito hlth v ation--hremove the oaltruetion of thoe tomaht bon ls, liver alln other orgtans o te boiy roeltoring leirirrcib ular a ctionh tohrl ', and ebykmownentinve y, whereverol, aeno osneuoe t ang1ements ts are the irst onlgin or dietose. tinrt t dircthoes may hivenie tie wrapnts in the box. for the following eomplnir wrcn v thCese bor tly 'glleitt or no hirmcattin atlas i ntwi, Le nguor 11 nd Losi oan ejiititel. ty. ihouI be takea nirtely to t trmulitiee sontl ch, and retore its healty ton e and action. toms, biliouwe llersm, aNti hick Beoad ache, rsuonice or Gretea aionetr est lonu Celto astd iilllhlr o -riMn o hf y should be tntdicionsly taken for each ease, to orpe)t. the diseased action or f eoove the ooslwctpons whinhs For Dysentaai or Jaigrehoem, but ons mild dose is tenerally reuiredl. elholi on ob tetileta ter, Pailat the 501e aouslcv tatlld st reltiredalthy change the diseaseo For Drop pa and l orol vital r*iwluln __ they shoul bc takcen in large and reueni lo. taken as it proluced the desired eesect by stym he a .tleot PItI , tOen f one or too llri to promote dieation or d relieve the o tor ach.n in oeasional dose igtilonlettatel the ly eq:tu.trd .n borel into healathy Iaetsion restores te apetite, and invigorates the hyoeln, Ilence it is often nd. 010ntgecous where no crhaous derngemet t edxists. dose of these sytL make. hit feuc decidnetlly bet ter, froy their Deronsiin ante renovating effect on the digestive eecppratus. o iO WE LL. aIABar, D. 8. d Dp hy.LLE B ER-R'8 A N"a I ,ta_ o To t This Itodahe hal bion betore tbi appbi, Ivown og etnwhere t dnerious deramnge,men es :I tar, ro e ci nnsdg all rmunsteoect oan is the only desiiine tvet will .a t OURE IMM8DIAT, L U.