The hatchet., September 16, 1900, Image 3

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The Now York theatrical Ull atrlcal season ba baopened bas bllSopened basopened
opened auspiciously for while thcr thcrhave thorohave theroI
I have naturally been soma comparatlVi comparatlVifailures COl11paratlvlfullures cowpnrativefailures
failures most of tho plays so far pro producud prodlod produced
ducud may be saId to bo mora than orrtinary or orillnary orlUnary
illnary successes Tho biggest hit u uto up upto upto
to dato belongs to Anulo Russell In i iromantic 11 11rOlUnntlc aromantic
romantic comedy In three acts entitled entitledA
A Royal Family I Tho pleco Is the thiwork thowOII thework
work of Captain R Marshall of UKBritish UK thoDrltlsh theBritIN1t
British army who Is also tho author ot ofthat 01 01that otthat
that excellent e cellent bit of nonsense ills IIliISxcolloney illsBxcellency illsExcelletmcy
ISxcolloneyUnlike ISxcolloney BxcellencyUnJ1w Excelletmcyt
t Unlike most so called comedies OIA OIAnoral J JRoyal A ARoyal
Royal Family I Is not In any sense t tfarce 11 11talce afarce
farce There Is no horseplay and tutuiciuonts the thoj theIuctuents
j uiciuonts follow cacti other vitn something some somvthlug SOWlthlll
thing thlll like rational plausibility Thereare There Tberonto Theraare
are no mock heroics and no melo inclodrama melodrama melodrama
drama tho sentiment being pathos am amtho and andtho andthe
tho satire real humor humorTho humorTime I Irho
Time story of A Royal Family Is no noremarkably not notremallmbly notremarkably
remarkably original but save durlnt durlnttho dlllngtho duringthe
tho earlier portions of tho first act 1 1Is It ItIs I Ii
i Is Interesting which after all Is the thimain thot themale
t main point Louis VII Is tho king o oArcacla ot ofI I
I i Arcacla an Imaginary principality thilocation the thei I II
location of which tilt author docs no noBCD not notseo notsee
I BCD fit to divulge At tho rise of the tliicurtain thecurtain I IcurtaIn
curtain wo are Informed that Arcacli Arcacliand Arcaclaand i iand
and Kurland arc on tho vergo of war waiand warand I Iand
and that tho Arcaclans through a so soclety soclet soclety
clet clety of patriots are doing nil In their thelipower theirpower I IIlowcr
power to precipitate hostilities despite despltithu despitethu I
thu tact that In tho last previous set t tbetween to tobetween tobetween <
between the two countries Arcacla was waiIgnomlulously wasIgnominiously I IIgnomlnlousl
Ignominiously trounced The king klnjand Idngand kingand
and his ministers are anxious to aver1 aver1war avert avertwar averttear
war and the latter In a moment of in insplrutlon InsIlllutlon insplratlon
splrutlon hit upon the expedient ot ofmnrrying 01 01marrying otmarrying
marrying Louis daughter Princess PrincesAngela PrincessAngela PrincessAngela
Angela to Crown Prince Victor ol olKuiland ot otIurland ofKurland
Kuiland The prince IJrlncels Is said to be as atviolently asIolently asviolently
violently opposed to the match as If IfPrincess Is IsIrlncess isIrlneess
Princess Angela They have never uevcimet uovermet nevermet
met but 1 > ut as Is usual In such cases the theclement thoclement theelement
clement of compulsion has served tcmake to tomalw tomake
make them almost hate each other otherAt otherAt otherAt
At this point the aid of the phrowd phrowdCardinal AhrowdCardinal lhrowdCardinal
Cardinal Casano Is sought by KingLouis KingLouts King mngLouis
Louis The cardinal engages to ar arrange arrange arrange
range matters If everything Is left It Ithis Inhis 1nhis
his bauds Receiving this promise promisefrom promisefrom promiseCrom
from the king his first step Is to In Invlte Invito inveto
veto Prince Victor to visit him under undeithe underthp underthe
the alias of Count Bernardino as an anembnssndor anembussndor anenmbnssndor
embnssndor from the court of Kur Kurland Iurlunel KurhandNaturally
handNaturally land Naturally Bernardino falls des desperately dellperately desperfidy ¬
perately In love with Angela and andequally nudequnlly andequally
equally naturally Angela falls In love lovowith lovewith lovewith
with him Then there Is trouble for forBernardino torDernardlne forBoraardhte
Bernardino fears that when Angela Is Ismade Ismade iswade
made aware of the deception he haspracticed has haspracticed bllspracticed
practiced she may refuse to wed him himafter himnftcr himafter
after all even though she has prom promised promIsed promiced ¬
ised to follow his advice by wedding weddingPrince wloddlugPrince weddingPrince
Prince Victor The revelation of his hisidentity hisIdentity hisidentity
identity is made to Angela happily happilywithout hl1l bnppllywithout > lIl1y lIl1ywithout
without untoward results In the Anal flnalscene tlnalscena Analscene
scene of the play where occurs a magnificent mag magnificent masnltlcent ¬
nificent bit of action In which not a aword nwOId aword
word Is spoken spokenThere sIJokenThQle spokenThere
There is a pretty and unconventional unconventionallittle
little episode In the second net In which whichAdgcla whichAl1lela whichAngela
Angela and Bernardino finding their theirlittle theirIIttla theirlittle
little teteatete tetu a teto interrupted by the nppronch ap approach approach ¬
proach of the royal family climb A Atree 1 1tree atree
tree They are finally discovered and andseverely andseerelJ andseverely
severely reprimanded repIl1u nded the tll little inch Incident Ineldent inchdent ¬
dent serving at the same time to ex expose expose oxpose ¬
pose the hollowness of the pretensions pretensionsof letenslons letenslonsat
of royalty royaltyAs
4 As Princess Angela Miss Russell left leftnothing letta
i a nothing to be 1 > e desired If we except a atendency atendency atendency
tendency common to most of the memo members memobels mewhers ¬
hers of the cast to speak In a subdued Nuhduedtone subduedtone Imhduelltone
tone as though a funeral were about aboutto
to ho held This repression Is all allvery allvery allvery
very well In Its way but there Is s such sucha
a thing as overdoing It and It must bo boadmitted bondmltted beadmitted
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admitted that there is a dangerous dangeroustrend dangeroustrand dangeroustrend
trend In that direction In New York Yorkcity Yorkcity Yorkcity
city cityMr
cityMr Mr Charles Rlchman OR manly and andforceful nndorce1ul andforceful
forceful is ever made a handsome pic pteturo picture picturo ¬
turo as the Impetuous but always dig
ANIR IIIJI nu6SEIL nu6SEILnifled SJUL SJULnlfted
nlfled Prince Victor While Mr Rich Rlchman Hlchman Richman ¬
man never rants ho Is evlieiitjy vl clltJ of tho thoopinion thoopInion theopinion
opinion that an actors ncol ° s first duty to bin binaudience bl blnudlenee hisaudience
audience Is to so pitch his voice as to tobe tobe tobe
be heard all over the house in other otherwords otherwords otherwords
words he realizes that all the seats In Ina ina
a theater are not In the first row That Thatthose Thatthose lhatthoso
those In front appreciated nppr inted Mr 111 Rich Richmans Hlchmnns Richmans
mans consideration was JI evidenced by bythe bythe bythe
the warmth with which Ids excellent excellentwork excellentwork excellentwork
work was received receivedW fc hel helW
W II IL Thompson Is a magnificent magnificentartist mngnltlcantartist magulOcentartist
artist How great grla t a performer he real really 11111Iy really ¬
ly Is may mil perhaps lit w iimlcrxlnod when whenIt
It Is said that Uiat be made the role of tho thowily thoWily thewily
wily cardinal stand out prominently promInentlyn
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notwithstanding that it Is is a character characterwhich ehnracterwhich characterwhich
which In the hands of an ordinary per performer pertormer performer ¬
former might bo tiresome and at times timeseven timeRoven timeseven
even offensive Lawrence dOrsay as astho nstho asthe
tho king was responsible for n very veryclover verycloer veryclover
clover satire upon tho foibles of royalty royaltyand royn1tanll royaltyand
and tho type of argument which some sometimes somotimes sometimes ¬
times influences monarcbs In the mostimportant most mostImportant mostImportant
Important affairs of state That vet veteran vetrun veteran
eran run and prime favorite is Gilbert Gilbertwas GlllJertwas Gilbertwas
was as natural as possible as the Queen QueenFerdinand QueenIrercUnand QueenFerdinand
Ferdinand and that her popularity has hasnot as asnot asnot
not waned wanCllslnce since she entered the theChllrles theChllrlesFrohmnn Charles CharlesFrohman CharlesFrohtmm
Frohman told was made clear by tho thocordial thocordlnl thecordial
cordial reception vouchsafed herIt her herIt hurIt
It Is always risky to niako predic predictions Ilredlctlons predictions ¬
tions concerning the fate of a play IJln but butunless butunless butunless
unless all signs fall the length of the
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stay of A Royal Family at the Lyceum Ly Lrccum Lycaum
ccum theater need be limited only b bthe by bythe bl blthe
the already made plans of the mat matagcment munIlgement management
agcment which by the way are sal salto said saidto anhto
to contemplate the production of a ne necomedy new newcomedy nevcomedy
comedy toward the middle of tho sea secLouis season season
son
Louis Mann and his wife Clara Lip Lipmn Lipm Lipmm
mn m mm n aro the stars of All on Accouuof Accouu Accouuo
o of Eliza a sort of farcical bodgepodge bodge hodgepodge hodgcpodge
podge at tho Garrick theater In mlopinion m mopinion my myopinion
opinion there has never been a less In Intcrcstlng Interestlng interesting
tcrcstlng entertainment of the kind lia li In Inn ita
a first class New York theater In maneyears man manyears many manyyeals
years unless we except the 111 fates fateiMy 1atedIy fatesMy
My Iy Innocent Boy In which Otis liar liarIan liarInn liarIan
Ian made his first essay as a simon simorpure slrnoipure simonpure
pure star at the same theater last sea season Ileason season
son The ManuLlptnan piece Is norisque no not notrlsquo notrisque
risque In the usually accepted sensebut sense sensebut sensobut
but It contains several very er nasty little llttkepisodes llttliepisodes littleepisodes
episodes devoid oven of the extenuation extenuatloiof
of smartness The he play may ilia develop devclojInto developInto developInto
Into a success but If It should do so I Iwill It Itwll1 11 11will
will bo a great surprise to most per persons persons persons
sons who have ha 0 seen It and who are a aa at ata ala
a loss to understand the process 01 01reasoning ot otreasoning ofreasoning
reasoning by which Mr 111 Mann arrived arrlvccat
at the conclusion that the public would woulclike wouldIIko wouldlike
like It Mr Mann Is of course rathui rathetfunny rathuifunny fntllfrtunny
funny with his peculiar dialect but buteven buteven buteven
even an unusual dialect becomes tire tiresomo tlrosomo tiresome
somo after at er awhile and this statement statementapplies statementappllas statementapplies
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A Black Sea Bass That Weighed
370 PoundsTETIfER Pounds PoundsTETHEH PoundsTETlIEIL
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largest of the bony bon Italics and looks looksvery 1001scry looksvery
very cry much like a black buss If ono cnn cnnInmgluo curlluinglne canImagIne
ImagIne this latter fish l1 h nix or seven feet feetlu teatIn feetlu
lu length and gigantic proportionately proportionatelyIt
It frequents the kelp Iliiutl shores of ofSanta otSanta ofSanta
Santa Catalina Island on tho Califoruia Califor California Cnlltornla ¬
nia coast from May until October Octoberwhen Octoberwhen Octoberwhen
when It Is supposed It goes out Into Intodeeper lutodaeper Intodeeper
deeper wntcr It was off Santa Cnta Catallna Cntalinn CntaIlnn
linn that T 1 L S Manning recently caught caughta
a monster of thin thl specks weighing 370 370pounds 3jOIJOund8 370pounds
pounds lie was two hours lu laudinghis lauding
his fish and nmllt It towed him at least eight eightinllos eightmiles eightmiles
miles up and down the coast finally finallytaking flnnllytaldng finallytaking
taking him so far out to sea that ho hewas howas howns
was doubtful If It could be brought JIou ht to toI
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MANNIVO AND HIS VON6TEII SEA DASS DAS3gaff DASSgort DASSgaff
gaff so heavy was the lie sea This ho hoever how however hoeever
ever was finally accomplished by t tboatman tbo tboboatmun th thboatman
boatman pouring oil on the water a ala nnd nndIn an anin
In the clear spot the fish was brous brousIn blought bloughtIn brouglIn
In So huge was the bass that when whcuwas whenwas It Itwas
was hauled Into the boat tho two m mwere men menwere me mewere
were obliged to hall a launch and andaboard g gaboard go gonboard
aboard and In this way the fish w wtowed was wastowed wa watowed
towed Into the port of Avalon The Themany Thermany Ihero Iheromany
many observers greeted the welghli welghliwith welghInwith weighing weighingwith
with cheers when It became known kuowthat knowntbat knowthat
that It was the record flsh flshtbat that Is 01 01that one onethat onthat
that was ahead of all others In slzo atweight at and andweight anweight
weight weightTether weightTether weightTether
Tether ball Is an outgrowth of law lawtennis lawn lawntennis lawtennis
tennis The advantage of the ganover gan gamo gamooer gamover
over lawn tennis Is the limited spat apsedemanded spatdemanded space spacedemanded
demanded by the sport There are r rballs no nobaUs n nballs
balls to chase no expensive net netbackstop or orbackstop a abackstop
backstop needs to be erected and m mdecision i idecision no nodecision
decision from the umpire Is neccssiu neccssiuto necessllry necessllryto neccssarto
to determine whether the ball Is In Inor IIIor inor
or out outIho The rules of the game n nquire re requlro rcquire
quire that the polo shall stand ten fe fehigh teet teethigh tee teehigh <
high It must be 7 7Vi Inches In clrcuufcrence circum circumterence circumference
terence at n t the ground and may tape tapetoward talJer talJertownrd tapetoward
toward the top Having lIa Ing the polo ii iiplace 1 1place In Inplace
place a circle having a radius of thrcfeet thrc threoteet threfeet
feet Is drawn on the ground around tli thpole tlipole the thepole
pole and this is bisected by a stralgl stralghline stralglline strnlgbtline
line 20 feet long Six feet from th thpole tbo tbopole thpole
pole at an angle to and on each side o otho ot otthe othe
the line of division arc crosses which whlcIndicate whichIndicate whlclindicate
Indicate the places of service Th Thball Thball I he hebaU
ball which Is a regular tennis bal balwith bnUwith ballwith
with a strong linen tight fitting cover coveIs coverIs cover1s
Is suspended from from the top of the poi polby pole poleby poiby
by a heavy flshllnc The cord mus musallow must mustallow musallow
allow the ball to hang 7 7lci UJ > 6 feet so tha thawhen thatwhen thawhen
when at rest It wIll be 2 try feet frot frottho tromtho fronthe
tho ground When the game Is played playedthe playedtill playedthe
the players toss rackets for court nn nnthe nnd nndtbe outhe
the loser has the service The ball matbe ma mabo mat mnybo
bo struck In any manner with the rack rackct racket racket
et In tbo direction agreed upon the en endeavor endlaor endeavor
deavor being to wind the string uponthe upon upoithe uponthe
the pole above a black mark which I Isix Is Issix Ii Iisix
six feet above the ground The balmay bal baUmay balmay
may be hit only onl once and must then theigo tbengo thengo
go into the opponents court Eacl Endtplayer Eaclplayer Enchplnyer
player must keep wholly within hitown hit hisown himown
own court this Including hIs arm am amhis and andhis anhis
his racket and he must not stop on orover o oover or orover
over the circle Time game Is won wheitho when whentho wherrthe
tho string has been completely wounc wouncupon wound woundupon woundupon
upon the pole above the black line lineRider linenlder lineRider
Rider Haggard In a recent articlesummed article artlllosummed articlesummed
summed up the game In this way wayAnd wnyAnd wayAnd
And yet even for those who will nev nevcr ncvCl never
cr Cl really master It tho game Is wortlthe worth worththe worththe
the candle To begin with It has liasstartling IlIsstartling hasstartling
startling merit merlttbe the worse you play tin tinmore thomora themore
more sport you ou get When the goiter golfertops golfeitops goitertops
tops his ball or trickles It Into a furze furzebush turzobush furzebush
bush or lands It lu a sand bunker It Is Isbut Ishut Isbut
but tho beginning of Joy for there It Itlies Itlies Itlies
lies i patiently awaiting a renewal of blsmaltreatment hit hitmaltreatment hismaltreatment
maltreatment Ills sport Is only limit limited limitcd limited ¬
ed by b the endurance of his muscle or orperchance orperchance orperchance
perchance of his clubs and at the theend thecnd theend
end of tho round whereas the accom accomplished accompllshed accompushed ¬
pushed player will have enjoyed but butBO
80 or 100 strokes the duffer can proud proudly proudly ¬
ly point to a total of twice that num nnraor numbel numher
her > or Moreover he has hurt no ono un uness unless unless
less ess It bo tho caddlo or tho feelings ofhis of ofhis othis
his partner In a foursome By the theway theway theway
way the wise duffer should make a amint 11point apoint
point mint of playing pla lng alone or search out anopponent an antpponcnt anopponent
opponent of equal Incapacity ho hoihould hoshould heshould
should not be led Into foursomes with wltligolf wltbgolt withgolf
golf aristocrats Let him select a little littlerequented IIttl6trellucnted littlefrequented
frequented Inland links and practice practicem
on m them studiously for about 200 days daysi
11 i year for three years eafs or so either eitherilono eItherIlono eitherprone
prone ilono or In tho company COll1IJ nJ of others of ofils othis ofhis
his ils own kidney By this time unless unlesshe
he 10 Is even less gifted than the major majorty maJorIty majorby
Ity ty of beginners he will probably bo boiblo bonblo beable
able to play after a modest moll cst and uncer uucerthin unceraln uncertnln
thin fashion Then let him resort to tooino tolIomo
oino more fashionable green and Imvng haw havIng hawlag
lag ng Invested In an entirely now set of oflubs otclubs ofclubs
clubs pose before the world as a nov novce novIce nowIce
Ice ce to the game for thus ho will escapo cscapotho escapotho escapothe
tho scorn of men
SUNDERED0lore SUNDERED SUNDEREDto
0lore 0 love since you OU and I muit walk apart opartSpara apartSpaN apartSpars
SpaN me ono little corner of your heartA heart heartA
A shrine ahrlneThat ahrloe11lat shrineThat
That hall be wholly Inlno IninalOther nlno nlnoOtlieri I IOlherl
Other may claim and rightfully tho rate rate1f rcit rcitIf frtlI
If I there 1 know 1 am not dlipoucucd dlipoucucdAll dlpoaacascdAlIS188
All AlIS188 AlIS188I bliss MlnI
I eager shall not mill mluAnd millAnd mlaAnd
And II 1110 t to b bel you OU sometimes offer lhcreThough there thereThough thero11lough
Though but In thought the fragment ot otprayer ofprayer a aprayer
prayer prayerNo prayerNo prayerNo
No more nwroCan morCn moreCan
Can I alai 01 ImploreHut Implore I IBut IDut
But that li much and shall forsooth avail availTo 11011To arallTo
To make my fooUteps falter not nor fall fallThough f fallThough II II11lough
Though farOur far farOur larOur
Our pathways p sundered arc arcThen areThen arcThen
Then love since you OU and I must walk npar nparSpare apart apartSpara apartSpare
Spare mo ono little corner of your our heart heartA
A shrineThat shrine ahrlneThat ahrlno11lat
That ihall lo wholly mlnol mlnolClinton mlnolClinton mindlClinton
Clinton Scollird In harper bazar bazarA lIaurA SaarA
A FICKLE IMMIGRANT IMMIGRANTller
ller Experience With Two Lovers i iUndo nt ntUncle a aUnulo
Undo Sums SIUI1 Ilartio Olllcc OaleoThere OlllccThere OlllccThero
There seem to bo manifold oppo oppotuultlcs opportunltlas oppoitunittes
tuultlcs among tho immigrants Ill1mlg1 nts couiln couilnto coming comingto
to America on shipboard for falling ilove I Ilove In Inlove
love particularly on tho slower steam stcauors stanmers steamera
ors when people aro thrown together togcthtfor togethefor togethertor
for a period of from 12 to 18 days dayssays Ilassa dayssays
says sa s John Gllmcr Speed In Aluslcc AluslccIn AlnsleesIn AlusleemIn
In this case a worthy worth young Russiawas Russia Husslnnwua Russiawas
was cheated out of a very pretty brad brldby bride bradby
by 11 u likely Italian fellow traveler t1 eler c cthe ot ottho o otime
the maiden Strangely enough sli sliknew sbo sboImew shknew
knew not one word of Italian nor li lia ho hoII ha
a II word of Russian Hussl n yet et tho bride bridecountryman brllloscounUlI1nn bridecountryman
countryman was jilted and tho haute pautimime IJllntomlmo hautemime
mime lovers were married and si siforth set settorth seforth
forth gayly and confidently to leat leateach lenrn lenrneach Icnreach
each other and the great new world worlthey worldtlleJ wortthey
they had hadentared entered at one and the sou satntime soutime samo samotime
time timeAnother Another case was equally ludicrous ludlcrouiA
A Swedish maiden of somewhat field flcklmind l1cldo l1cldomind fieldmind
mind fell In lovo with a fellow vo voagcr voy voyage 0 0agel
agcr age without apprising him of tho fat timethat fatthat 1nct 1nctthut
that she was betrothed to another ma mawhom mnn mnnwhom mawhom
whom she was to meet at the barsoffice bars burgooll1co burgofilce
office and marry It was her Intention Intcntloto Intentionto
to hurry hurr ashoro with her new lov lovand love lovoroull loveand
and outwit the former 011I1el by a prior conmany con cere1II0n core1lony
many 1II0n but tho red tape of tho oflk oflkprevented ol11co ol11coIJreentell otilcprevented
prevented that and tho first lover cam camto cnmo cnmoto camto
to wecomc welcolUa his bride She then n npromptly as asproll111tl3 a apromptly
promptly fell In love with No No1 1 Bt Btwhen Dut Dutwhen Duwhen
when No 2 pleaded plea dOll and threntenei threnteneishe threatencdsha tlmreatencdshe
she could not decide which one sliloved sli sho sholoyell shlowed
loved the better so she was detainswhile detains dotalucwhile datolnlJllwhile
while the two men haunted the barg bargofllce bargo bargooUlce bargoillce
ofllce glaring at each other otherWhen otherWhen otherWhen
When the lie detention time had clops elapicd clopscd slapsed
cd the bride still not knowing be bemind her hermll1ll liemind
mind was sent unceremoniously bac bacon back backon bacon
on the same steamer that brought he heover bel beloer heover
over both Jilted lovers abandoning tli tbfield tlifield tho thol1eld
field In despair But on arriving oher o oher on onher
her native soil once more the inside insidedared maldedared maldol1darell
dared not face her people so back sli slicame sho shocallie shcame
came having Just money enough t tpay to topny t tpay
pay her passage and sent for lover N No <
1 declaring that she loved him the be betcr bet bettel better
tel Ho replied that ho was very mucobllgcd muc mucobliged much muchobliged
obliged but as ho had already marrlc marrlca manlella
a handsomer hUlHl olllar girl In the Interval he wn wncompelled was wascOIIIJtJllell soncompelled
compelled to decline to come for he hemThe heTho her herThe
The maiden then sent word to No 2 t tlike to tolike tlike
like effect but ho declared that ho ha hahad hnll hnllhad hahad
had enough of the fickle feminine anthus an anthus and andtbus
thus In defeat tho maiden was tram tramported trnllsportcd transported
ported hack again to face the leers an anJeers nnd nndjeers anjeers
Jeers of her native hamlet hamletWhy Il hamletWhy mlet mleth
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There was a lawyer In the India Indiacountry Indiancountr Indfatcountry
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tatlon for honesty honest says the ChlcagNews Chlcag ChlcngoNews CiicagtNews
News NewsOne NewsOne NewsOne
One of the aborigines employed hit hitto him himto binto
to do a little legal business It wadone wa was wasduna wardune
done to the clients satisfaction tli tlifco tit thoteo titfee
fee duly paid and n receipt for it dul duldemanded duly dulylellJalHlld delldemanded
demanded < lOA A receipt isnt necessary necessary necessa lIecessnry
ry the lawyer said But I want It1 It1replied It Itreplied Itreplied
replied the red man There was sear somargument somoalgulllent searargument
argument and tho attorney nttolne finally dcmandcd dc demalldtJd domanded
mandcd his reason Since becoming bccoinlnia
a Christian I have been very er careful carefuIn caretulIn
In all my dealings that I may ilia bo read readfor readtor ready readyfor
for tho Judgment answered the brave bravesententiously braviBoutcutlously blaYoslntentlously
sententiously and when that da dacomes day dllYcomes daycomes
comes I dont want to take time to g gto go goto gcto <
to the bad place to get my receipt from fromyou fronyou tromou
you ou The Th receipt 1 eI1Jt was as mado out am ampromptly and nndproll1ptly andpromptly
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anything that has Instinct lest It b biludcred be behlll behindered <
hindered hlll < lered on Its upward way Besides Besidesiccordlng ncsldesaccording Besidesaccording
according to tho doctrine of transml trausmigrntlon transmlrntlou tlnusll1lgratlon
gratlon rntlou of souls one might kill and ea eaines eat entones eatones
ones grandmother But aside tram frouhat tramthat fromtint
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neat Anyway It is well known thai thaibe thnlthe thatthe
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other eastern ports never eat ea t meat nut nuthat and Ilnlltbat andthat
hat as a class they have no superior superiormywhero suporlorauwhlro superlorlanywhere
anywhere In tho world In physical physicalitrengtb phslcalstrength physicalstrength
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Falkland Islands Wo were being bclujjvasbcd beingwashed beingwashed
washed on n lee shore when the skip skipicr sldpper skipper
per icr an old fellow from Nova oa Scotia ScotiaIckcd Scotiapicked Scotiapicked
picked Ickcd up a vine Ino that was floating on ouho ontho onthe
tho ho water and hauled It In until It got gotirctty gotpretty gotpretty
pretty near as big as a mans body bodyhen bOll bOllthen bodythen
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