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ationery OF A$.L If can be liuu at the office of the PUBLISHED WEEKLY nnd ppreigo tVo also have a complete and up- novate line of Job Type and are pre- Iparcd to do FINE . ARTISTIC W PR!NT Letter fads Bill Beads 'Statements Fiwfelepcs " Circuits 'Posters : Etc- Etc." All work cxicuwd m f SATi&'FACTQ&V' MANNER , News Island Mews Programmes lovitetiona Cards Bp -' iWacu in n,ooti of Printing m US A GALL m lews Cimiit Court Oijiilni' Tho f lloivhiL' is tho Circuit Court Calendar, with the disposition of cases so far an disposed of: Republic of Hawaii VS Mapa! i!ir Knloinl. Nolle Proa. Kcrtiblle of Hawaii vs Phillip Knlnni & Knina Kalanj Larcoity; Ac(pii.tf d Republic of Hawaii Vs Kaiili Malicious lmrniny. ' Guilty 5 years Republican of Hawaii ' - 4 - , Kekapa . Assault & Battery. ; Nolle Pros. Republic of Hawaii, vs Lonc-opio Rape. Guilty 4 y-flnru & $50.00 Republic of Hawaii, vs Ah Lin " . 'Maintaining Lottery. ' ' Dismissed. Republic of Hawaii vs .h Tai Opium in possession. Defen dant failing to appear, appeal dis tanced and bail in the suin of $100,00 forfeited. Rbpublic of Hawaii 0 Ah Fat et al Gambling. To bo tried. Republic' of Hau'aii ,, h vs , Ynmniiioto, ; Ajtffatttlt AfjBaflry. s ' i year. Republic of Hawaii Yau Chan - AoijauH with dangerous wo&iion .. -PlonuQiMty ; Hare) labor 2 yeare. Ecptiblic jf Hfewatf vs ' "a e Abeki ras et al ' , 'Grose Gbcnt, -t KolYf, Pros: Blaneho LereiS- j ' Joelu K. Knbinu " ' Si)ct'mQnl;--Ooutinuea, I. R.kossinau Samuel- Bftr&jr L ' Q.uliiBgltis.i'cken qui. Phoebe 5Ikce " , -' J. K. Kahookaf.o, Tnto Pufiibaana.ot ' i SrfcotwWt. " To bo iriod. ; i x Mary 'A. Aichefly ot al ' '' Vfi Knplolani Kslute, RjotmeHt. Call' tiuued. ' , t . AYaUukuSui,'a.r-Ca . VB olomon Halu Ejectmunt. Continued. V R. Kaleookui Vfi Wailuliu-SugarcCQ- 'jSctiniJut. -Strikbhbut. Olowalv. Suffftr C.o. Ejectn'iVt. seontiuudd. Idrs. H, Kaluilmwai L. Kavwhohalo Quieting Title. Colttin'ued P. St?P.tieh Knmalwi Leiinalmnn et al Quietiny Title. ' To lie tridd. A. Fflinjlp vs P. N. Koholttioluiiu pafliagcs. To be tried. T. R. Moss H. R. McFarlane f 'ul "Quieting Title." ' fHyiplien out. Same ys Kipjihulu Sugar Co, ' ' 'Quietii g Titly. Stricken but. vs Waiiuku Sugar Co Quieting Title. Stricken out. Same 'vl - S. AV. Wilcolc' Quio'ihg Title, Stricken out. sanio vs Piofiebr Mill Co. Quieting Title. Stricken out. Apa Siiig vs .T. T. Davidson Ejectment. To bo tiied. George ?. Shaw, Guardian vs Pioneer Mill Co. Ejcetineut. To bo tried. Kihol Plantation vs Kawmiiknaka " r , UjcctiiVoh. To bo trie,d. 1 H,C. & S. Co.' ' - . vs ' Kiuiihui- " ' . i Ejectment. Continued! Keawo kapahi 1 ' ' , vs. ' '. . Pionoer Miii Co. , ' ..Bibtaient. Stricken tSUjk Lycy Peabcdy ' V3 ' - S. V: Wilcox ot.al " " ? Quieting title. Striken qU Lucyl. Peabody v, vs . - Ejitehulu.Sjy"ar Co. QuiutinJg-tille.- -Striken out. Lucy K. Pech'ady vr . ,. Waiiuku Sugi-r-Co. Quoting title, Strickoixput. 4 QuipliW. tltlo. Strloken outi Lucy Iv. Poabody vs ' IJ, R,, HftefarlAW Quieting, titlo. Strickon Jehn li Pioiieii- MjU Co, , - lSjisaincnt tricke outi Fauny StvaueJi vs . A. Hpuking v . Ejeotment. Discontinued. C. Ani vs L Liwai Kaili Ejectment, To bo tried. AVong Kuu vs John Ferrclra J)amages. Appeal withdrawn, 4 , Pioneer Mill Co. vs itftlraiim ColTee & Fruit Co. Ejocti'noiit. Stviokicn out. l'LoW Hong vs Tom Boiii Assumpsit. Goi'itinued. Manuol N. Calacca vs . M. Ijodriques Mendes 7 Ejectment. To bo tried. ,C. K. C. Rooko y Ejectment. Tdbc'iHed. J. O. Carter et al vs Qifecn' Hospital "Ejectm'erit, Discontinued. Manuel N. Calacca va A. M. Caldeira Ejectment. To be tried. v . HIGH LIGHTS. Some DUb of Wlmloni ComyreHHcil I tn Flushes o V.'lt. Man Is known by tho company ho kepps out of. Only Inferior people make tho mis take of assuming superior airs. When two women arc said to resem ble cacb other, both arc secretly vexeil. Even when man makes his own op portunities they aiti not made to suit him. We never hear the same story twice alike, even when we toll It ourselves. Grandparents back up n self willed grandchild because they feel partly to blame. One of the valuable privileges wo often overlook is tho privilege of not laying anything. After a woman lias lived to be 0 she f.tlll believes that she never has had her own way. Work Is our only safeguard against people who would like to have us do tomethlng for. them. , One of tho queer things In life Is that the frocks In old photographs wero oaco considered pi city. A man forgives his sweetheart for trumping his ace, but he always re minds her of It after they are married. When a man brings his wife an unex pected present, It jnnkes her fear ho lias bought himself something ex travagant. Chicago Record. Tlic 1'rnlmEilc RetiMon, I woudor why a marriage engage ment Is called a match V" "IJecause It's often a light headed nf. fair, I suppose." Judy. 'X'lioy Xot-ilqd IIli. '""So you want a Job?" Inquired the malinger of the great mercantile' estab lishment. "Ever lad any experience In tins business?" "NVell, no, not exactly," the young man replied. "You see, I have just got through college." "Oh! Did you piny football?" t ,, "Yes; I was center rush lu our var tslty team last year." "Good! And did you take any other part In athletics?" "I hold a medal as a shot putter." . "I suppose you wore In all the cam, rushes and hat smashing too?" "Yos, sir. I was tto best hat smasher In my class." "All right. John, give this young man work out lu tho wareroom. He'll be good at handling heavy boxes and barrels nnd such things a college grad uate, yon know." Chicago Thuei-IIer-ald. IIIh Itopcrtorj-; "What have you been playing during your present tour?" "Wo played 'Hamlet nud 'King Lear on the stage," answered Mr. Stormlug ton Ilarnes. "Wero there no comedies In your rep ertory?" "Ouly one. When we came to count tin tho box ofllec recclnts. It was usual ly 'Much Ado Aboui Nothing." 1 tWo3hihgtoa fttar. ' SPELLING REfORMi A fMimnan ft on the qy, I'nrlakinc of nllcrnoon tun', Wlicn My citiie ty Wlio Hliilicil ultl) one y AnJ whispered, "No mgar for muay.' A man n-aa committed to gaol, for itcnllng s Unpenaj naol, Tho Judffe was so mo AnJ gtc him one ere, Without any option of baol. A prnnd ok! bootmaker of Ilanarden L'bciI to ppend the whole day In Mi gan-arden. When his trlenda nslit htm hy, He lookt up at the tky, Uut only replied, "lies your pawarden." It Is nald that Nathaniel Kflennes Lived wholly on bread and broad bblcr.nes. When Intltcd to cat Hut a mortcl of meat, lie answeicd, "Jut think what It mmlcnnes!" A thoughtful young luiteher named Mowll Had a tender cud sensitive eowll. Whcrl he tlaushtercd a aheep, lie always would weep And pay for a funeral tow 11. A Mllor who f ported a queue Was clll to all that he Unucua. . ., If he came under tire, He used to retire And fxy, with a bow, "After yueuo.' 1 The dowager Duke of Bucclough Was famous for Irish stcugh. When aMted, "Do you use Any onion In stusc?" He cautiously answered, "A tough," A groom of tlic rojal demesne Was tho finest old man ever scene, Uut he kept out ot sight In a ditch day and night , , , For fear ot annoying the qucsne. . j,, The amiable Commodore Halgh Set sail down the channel one daigb. When askcu, "Do you know Which direction to gof" He answered, "I'm feeling my walgb," One autumn the Marquis of Sloynej Shot a partridge with Infinite pejnes. Then he cried: "I'm afraid Of the havoc I've maldl fiee only one feather rcnieynest" ( Westminster Oazctte. Pointed. lie Awful lot of snobs up tho river this season; much better est List year, I'm told. Shi; Yes. You weren't up last year, were you? Kuu. The Sentiment of (lie- Sons. "These songs of tho sea are verj impressive," she exclaimed when the full chested baritone had ceased war bling. "Yes," answered the young man whe lacks poetry, "but they're misleading. You get an Idea that sifter a man has been in tliu navy awhile he goes around singing about hi3 home ou the rolling deep' when everybody knows thttt If lie Is lucky Ids home will be right here In Washington." Washington Star. Feminine Hirntecj'. She Tell me. Krnuz. would you rath er pay tho butcher's bill or pay for mj new hat? He Tho butcher's bill. She Well, here It is. lie What! Forty marks? xLet me have the Items. Shu For moat '2 marks, for my new hat the 1)8 marks that the butcher lent me, making just 40 marka! FllcgOude Blatter. , Balnd. Mrs. YoungwIfe--I want to get some salad. Denier Yes, ma'am. How many heads? Mrs. Youngwlfo Oh. gor-dness! 1 thought you took the heads 012. I Just want plain chicken sahul.Catlwlic Standard and Times. - Held Ul on tho Train. ' I'nssenger Give mo three of those bananas. How much? Train Boy Fifteen cents. Passenger (handing over tho mouoy) You are not as spectacular as tbo James boys used to be. 'young fellow, but you do It more thoroughly; Chi cago Trlbuue. riontiiii Clnbmen, Fogg The boys at the club are rath er severe on Morton. They say he has more money than brains. Bass I should call that a compli ment "from their point of view. They could possibly have no use for a man with brains. Bostou Transcript. Overheard In tlic Pnrlc. First. Nurse Girl So you've got a new place? Second Nurse Girl Yes. "Do you like It?" "Like It? Why. it is right In front of a police station." Tammany Time3. A Till I'or Dewey. Ullklns What Is tho matter with that dog of yours'' Ho looks poor. Gilklns Indigestion. I call him Dewey, and the neighbors have been overfeeding him. Ohio State Journal. Alvrnyu the WroliK Thing:. "There's a trust uow to control tho output of peanuts." "Well, what wo need Itrn trust to control tho output of peanut shells.'' Chicago llecord. I'oetry Rdlinn nnd I'cictn Rxcuptbd. A man must be patient with every, bore who comes In, for the reason that the man mar Some dnv have 2 in ft Us ' tpeod.wliii MmtcWoii i3lobjir WHAT TROUBLED HIM. -i ITie Ilrlilcffroom Wan Imllnnntit nni T!iutt(rlit tie Had Good Cruise. ' The editor of the 151oomvlllu Eaglo picked up his shears nnd called: "Come lul" 'Are yoh Colonel Itockslcy?" nsKet Uio tall, robust looking young man wna had accepteil tho Invitation. 'I mn," tho editor replied. ".navN can I do for you?" "I iinvo come hero to demand satis faction," said the caller, producing a trutupled copy of the liloomvlllo Kagld and pointing at an article on tue.nrst page. "My nntnc Is Sowders Ed; Bow- tiers. 1 was married last nignt 10. iuc daughter of Major Pdlndextor." "Yes," said the editor; "I believe wo H'lutcd something nbout the wedding1.'' "You did," Mr. Sowders assented. "That's why I am here now. Just read, that paragraph, pleaso, and read It out loud." Colonel Itockslcy took tho paper, looked at the paragraph to 'Which his attention hod been called and read: "Tho wedding took place at the homo of the bride, where the happy coupt6 will reside until the groout can iifiii a Job." ' "Well," the editor expjnjucd, "I'm sorry that got Into thj paper' 6t course I wouldn't have pennitted't' to'go IS I had 'seen It. but unfortunately I haven't time to rend overy'thhig we print before It Is put In type. 1 can ap preciate your feelings, "Mr. Sowders, and I nssuro you that It will jjtvc ua pleasure to correct the matter. I will publish nn item saying that you arc not going to live with tho brldcV par ents. Will that bo satisfactory?" "No, sir; It won't," the bridegroom declnrcd with considerable emphasis." You evidently don't understand the, situation. It ajn't what you say about our living at the homo of the brld,e'5 parents that makes me mad. It's the. Insinuation that 1 want to llud a Job that I object to." The matter wna compromised by tho publication .of the- subjoined verses In the next number of The Eaglo: THE JOY THAT WE CASXOf BETCnX. There are wrongs that can never be righted; There are wounds that e'en tlrro cannot hell. We speak, and some fair hope Is blighted; Words oft arc more deadly than ttecll There are bruises that linger forcer; i We ray but a word, and, alack 1 Though wo .Ions to rccail.lt, no never j Can give the old happiness baclil Chicago TJntcs-norr.ld." Lost I'riTlleBe;. Moan Man I'll never loud him mon ey again. Other Man Why not? Hasn't he paid you? Mean Mnh Paid me! Why. hp paid me two days after he borrowed, the money; didn't even-give me a chance to say to my friends that I d He lucky If-'ever got it .back. Syracuse Her ald. i I!ov-i:e,Sb6''ili'. I.licik.nt It. "Well." said 'hu. English 'yachtsman, you havt) heuteu us." -1 1, "You shouldn't put l't in that way," was tho reply. "We did no inore than tho Instincts -.of self preservation de manded. WoJuore obliged to come In first lu order tO'pVovont you from beat lug us!" Washington Stai;. IIlKll It OlIO PH. Mrs. Stubb J(jhn.. here Is nn account of some writer going out too far In tho surf. For an' incredible length of time ho battled with the wild breakers. Mr. Stubb-Il'm! .1 guess lie must have been one of those struggling au thors we hear so much about. Chi cago News. . Folle-wlns: IJIrcesloan. 'Mrs. StivlVom was toJd US that emi nent actress who 'reduied her welfitit 25 pounds by dietlug to strictly uvjphl all sturehyi preparations." "Tes."i, . - "So now she has her linen dona up ' limp."-Cleveland Pla'.n Denier. Matf-r,nf SeocamUr. -Chicago Mau-What's the furo to 3t Louis? ' , Tickot Broiler Do you want to go there today? Chicago Man No, of cor.rap 1 don't; wnut to, but 1 am compelled to. Chi cago News. A Side LI nil t on Illntorr Teachel- Fol'.jW.hat else was Julius" Caesar noted?.- ' Tommy, Tucker' (who. liad studied the. lesson 's'oiirVhat hastily) His (treat strength. liiaVim. He Hirew a bridgo across ike'Ithjuo. Chicago Tribune. "DoU'tynVo yoli time talltiij 'hoiit-.',.. yoh ublfilSiiofs." said Uncle RImmk-"Volli'i-j nclL'lilini-s Is 'ni-iiliriliK- Inllthi 'linui p"nH't-V an yoh'kl'n look uroun I'oh yoliso'f ah' see hoy much good It's' la!n 'ora.'r WaDhlu'ston.Slar. What Siioilcd It. , "What a doleful c.xproaalon your, photograph has ou!','. "Yos: 1 was feeling all right until tho ' pbotograpber told me to look pleas ant!" Detroit Free Press. The Captain of tho Possum Oem: men, I reckon wo might Job' as well gib up de race. All In favor ob (julttlu say "aye." First Mato Hurry up dat vote, cap'n,, or you won't .bo, ablo to git a huorum, New i'ork World. The rt-ictiumon vlile Vnulit Rnce. . ' '''X ; JT i TsF..t . k r( .4,