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THE MAUI NEWS-
-SATURDAY, JANUARY 6, I 906
THERE IS ONLY ONE
Bo suro that your CREMO CIGAR
has the word CREMO perforated in the
wrapper of the cigar. The CREMO lias
- no band. It has only its perforated mark
and the best flavor and smoking qualities
to distinguish it from any other 5c. Cigar.
Maui Wine & Liquor Co.
OLE AGENTS : :
DIRECT FROM THB BREWERY
Paul Jones, Cutter "
Cream Pure Rye Whiskies
Special delivery every hour in Wailuku.
This brand denotes quality
,., p$Zk. Write us in regards to your
)f?f ' Leather needs. Send your
iSt Hides to us and you may feel
Tnv certain of
Metropolitan Meat Co.
, Box 504.
YAlno I osnlo Dealer I n
, ..Standard Brands of
IMPORTED and DOMESTIC WINES
LIQUEURS, CORDIALS, GINS, ETC.
PABST, A. B. C. LEMPS, RAINIER, and PRIMO
ISLAND TRADE SOLICITED
When you want your enrringo repaired to Inst
bring it to tho right shop.
g .GENERAL BCACKSMITKiNG -HORSE SHOEING.
-Alain St. near Market,
& Co9 LtdL
HONOLULU T. H.
Tolepliono Main 143.
Walter II. Haysckleii is practicing
law in Kuu, Huwali.
An eleelilcia.i from Honolulu li
cdnhidcrliif the pioblcin of f-oourlni!
a taryir atiniunl of o'eetrlc povvi r.
LMidnliist priest Aral visited Wni
luku unci Kulu last, week Ho will
soon return to Honolulu. Another
priest will probably arrive from Jup
an in February.
C. B. Cockott lias received prom
sing specimens of the custard apple
plant, from Mr. Wilder of Honolulu.
Robert E. Cockott lias returned
from Latui, and is doing carpenter
work for tlio p'antatlon.
Ernest G. Cockott is studying the
Rev. S. Fujii has boon attending
tho session of the Methodist Con
ference in Honolulu.
Watch night services wore held at
two or three of tho churches.
There was a larse attendance- at
tho base ball game on Monday after
Moses Kalawaianui and Hattie
Mahiai wore married on New Year's
Mrs. A. Aalbcrg entertained sev
eral friends on New Year's Evo.
Miss Mary Baker came from Hono
lulu, to enjoy the holidays at homo.
MissNorah A. Holdou, formerly
principal of tho Lahaina Kindergar
ten returned from the Mainland on
Jan. 2. AtG:30 p. m.on tho follow
ing day, sho was united in marriage
with Mr. John E. Gannon, clerk in
the office of tho Pioneer Plantation.
The ceremony took place in the pre
sence of a few intimate 'friends, at
the church of the Holy Innocents
Mr. Hans Doden was best man, and
Aliss Emily Babb of Wailuku was
New Departure In Advertising.
. As an ovidenco that ministers are
not so slow in business matters
as they aro sometimes reputed to
bo wo give tho following account of
a novel schemo of an Eldora (la)
preache- which wo clip from tho San
ELDORA (la). Nov. 18. Believ
ing in the power and influence of
printers' ink, Rev. T. J. O' Connor,
pastor of the First Christian Church,
has displayed in the newspapers an
advertising style unique in church
notices. Tho advertisement reads
"Eternal Life Assurance Company.
"Heavenly City, Now Jeiusnlem.
"President, tho Lord Jesus.
"Capital, God's Everlasting Love.
"I am one of the many representa
tives of this company in this commiv
nity. (Hero appears a half tone cut
of the preacher), and will be glad to
have you call n me at thp Church of
Clnist, on Lord's day, nt 11 A. M
and 7:30 P. M or at any time through
"The firm assures you peace and
joy here, and in tho next world a life
of everlasting blessedness blessed
ness without alloy, without interrupt
tfon, without end.
"No certifiicate of health necess
"Whosoever will may come." .
The advertisements have attract
ed a great deal of attention.
Trival. This little
frnm tho South.
Tho first slice of goose had been
cut, and tho negro minister, who had
been invited to dine, looked at it
with as kepn anticipation as was dis
played in the faces around him.
-uiusns iino a goose as 1 ever
saw, Brudder Williams," ho said'to
his host. "Where did you got such
a fine one?"
"Well, now, Mistah Rawloy," said
the carver of tho goose, with a sue!-
ijMen access of dignity, "when you
preach a special good sermon I never
axes you where, you" got It. Seems
Noat, lloasonnblo unit Durable. Lawn and Cemetery Furniture.
STEEL SAFES that don't nbsorh moisture and aro absolutely Fireproof.
Of tho latest dosigns in any material known to tho trade, including vliito Bronzo and also ileal
Bronze. Call on or write
ALAKEA ST., Bet.
The annual meeting of tho Stock
holders of tho Hygcia Soda tfy' Ico
Woik-J Co., LtM, will bo held at the
Hygcia Building, Kahului. Maul,
January 10th, 190G, 7:30 P. Mi
W. A. ENGLE,
Dec. 30-January 6th.
to mo dat's a triv'al matter, any
way. "--Philadelphia Ledger.
Not Hopeless.- "Your honor," said
tho attorney, "this man's insanity
takes tho form of a belief that every
one jants to rob him. He won't al
low even me, h's counsel, to approach
"Maybo he's not so crazy, after
all," murmured the Court, in a judi
cial whisper. -Tit-Bits.
Netv Light on an Old Story.
Optimist: "I wonder why old Dio
genes went around with a lighted
lantorn looking for an honest man?"
Prcssimist: "Oh, ho probably
thought it was up to him to mako a
bluff after stealing the lantern,"
Another Victim. Puzzled Scot (to
lady at thoday)-"A weo laddio ask
ed me t'ringyer bell for him, noo he's
run awa'. I doobt it's the wrang
hoose." London Sketch.
His Lucid Answer. Ono day as
Pat halted at the top of the rivpf
bank, a man famous for Ills inquisi
tive mind stopped nnd asked:
"How long have you hauler, water
for the village, my good mau?"
"Tin years, sor."
"Ah I How many loads do you
take in a day?"
"From tin to fifteen, sor."
"Ah, yesl Now I have a problem
for you. How much water at this
rate have you hauled in all, sir?"
The driver of the watering cart
jerked his thumb backward toward
the river and replied: -
"All tho water yez don't seo there
now, sor." Christian Advocate.
All Lightweights. Tho clergyman
preached a rather exhaustive ser
mon from the text, "Thou Art
Weighed in tho Balance and Found
After the congregation had "list
ened about an hour some began .to
got weary and went out; others fol
lowed, greatly to the annoyance of
tho minister. Soon another person
started, whereupon tho preacher
stopped his sermon and sail:
"That's right, gentlemon; as fast
as you are weighed, pass out."
New York World.
Her Identity Was Disclosed.
There was in Brockton, some twenty
five years ago, a shoe manufacturing
concern, whose firm name, P. & N.
Copeland, was almost a household
word. At ono time tho wife of ono of
the members of tho firm had ordered
a hat at H. W. Robinson's, and, upon
calling for it, was met by a strange
The hat proving satisfactory, she
was about to depart with it, without
more ado, tho bill to be sent, as was
her custom. The girl, not under
standing this, and anxious for the
safety of the hat, began to demur,
whereupon Mrs. Copeland turned,
and, drawing herseif haughtily erect,
said: "I guess you don't know who
am. I'm tho wife of P. & N. Copo
land." Boston Herald.
Her System Patient to Pretty
Nurse. "Will you be my wife when
Pretty Nurse. "Certainly."
Patient. Then you love me.
Nurso. "Oh, no; that's merely
a part of tho treatment. I must
keep my pationts cluorfull; I
promised this morning to run away
with a married man who had lost
both his legs." Houston Post. .
King and Hotel Sis.
Box (54-2 Honolulu
Wailuku Fruit Market
NG LEONG, Proprietor.
PER ALL STEAMERS
BELL FLOWER APPLES
ORANGES LEMONS NUTS
California Fruit During Season
Toloph.mo.Ordors Promptly Filled.
Maui Ice Cream Parlor
FRESH SODA WATER,
CANDY, TOBACCQ CIGARS,
FRESH CAKES TO ORDER,
Market Street, opp. Leo Hop.
AH SEE, Proprltor.
For salo, for rent, lost, found, situations or
liolp wanted advertisements will bo publish
ed under this heading at tho following
rates: 8 corns a lino Urst Issue, llvoconts a
lino second Issue and thrco coats a lino each
succeeding lssuo. Sevon words to constltuto
a lino nine lines a Inch Orokon Hues to
count as full lines.
Jan. 3 Str. Claudino Parkor, for
. . Arrivals Kahului
Jau. 6 -Str. ClsuJino Parkor, frrm
Services at Island Churches
Church Of Holy Innocents, Lahaina
Canon A. U. Weymouth, Ttector.
Holy Communion, 7:00 A. M. every Sunday.
Sunday School 10:15 A.M. Morning scrvlco 11:00
A.M. Evening Prayer, 4:30 P. M. During Ad
vent and Lenten season special week day ser
vices. WAINEE ClIUnCH, LAHAINA.
Rov. S. Kapu, Pastor.
Sunday school, 9:30 A. M. Morning servico
11:00 A. M. Y. P. S.O. E. at 1:00 P. M. Wed
nosday afternoon, Prayer Meeting at 3:30 P.M.
Thursday afternoon, Women's Mooting, 3:30 P.
M. Friday afternoon, ChoirKehearsal 3:30 P.M.
Roman Catholic Cuduch, Lahaina.
Rev, Father Oliver.
First Mass, week days 6:00. A. M. Sundays and
holidays, 10:00 A. M. Ilcnedlction 2:30 p. in.
Meetings at Salvation Army Hall, Markot
St., 8 P. M. ovory Saturday. Sunday Juniors
at 2 I". M. Sali-atlon mooting at 8 P. M.
St. anthonv's Church, Wailuku
Sunday Servico. Communion, 8;00A. M. Child
ren's Mass, 8:30 AL M. Instruction in English.
Second Mass, 10:00 A. M. Sermon lnHagattar.
and Portuguese After Mass. Benediction. 11:4!
A. M., Itoscry and instruction for natives, week
days Mass 6. A. M. Holidays falling during
week: Communion at 0: A. M, Mass at 8 00 A.
FOREIGN PROTESTANT CHURCH.
R. V. Ilczata, Pastor.
Sunday School at 10:00 A. M.
Public Worship at 11:00 A. M. "
Tins Ciiuitcu Op The Goon Shepherd
Rev, Canon Ault, Rector.
Holy Communion, 1st, 3rd, 4th, fith Sunday at 7
A. M, 2nd Sunday at 11 A. M. Matins & Kermon
at 11 A. M. Children's servico, 1st Sunday at 2
P. M. Evensong and Sermon at Puuncno, 7:30.
Holy Days, Holy Communion at 7 A. M. Dally,
Matins at 7:30.
kaa'iiumanu Church, Wailuku
Rov. J. Nua, Pastor.
Sunday school, 9:30 A. M. Morning service 11
A. M. Y. P. S. O. E. from 7:00 P. M. to 8:nn P
M. Afternoon sorvice, Wailuku, Sunday School
S:ou p. m. Rovlval meeting 3:00 P. M. All wol
como. PoiiTuaoESE Photestant Mission Paia
M.,a. Santos. Evangelist. S. School 10.n.-)u
Gosncl Drcnchlnc II. n. m . 1r
7-30 P.M., S. School at Huraakuapoku at 2 P.m.
UNION CHURCH, WAILUKU.
Rav. Rowland II. Dodtru. Pastor. Pruni-hlnc
AXTELL & CO
("At the Sea'f. Shore.")
ONE. MINUTE WALK FROM BOAT I. ANJM NCI
COOL, AIRY ROOMS,
INVIGORATING SEA AIR
and an EXCELLENT TABLE'
Makes Living at Ihis Hotel a Joy
SPECIAL RATES BY THE
WEEK OK MONTH
YciiLiakonon.istake when you. f u
upl ?ie. S.uirr.E Room Aitamii
Tcl-ivhone Fon Use Of Guests
GUORCE FHEFXAND, Monief
U LOA TIME TABLE
LEAVES HONOLULU 12 M. .
For Lahaina, Maalaea Rav and
TUESDAY DEC. 19 -
FRIDAY" DEC. 29
LEAVES MAALAEA BAY, 8 P. M
and LAHAINA, MIDNIGHT.
For Honolulu, on
MONDAY DEC. 25
THURSDAY JAN. 4
For particulars, Freight & Pssaaye
famlioii Co. It'd.
Market Street Wailuku
ANTONE BORBA, Prop.
Full lino of popular brands of
Celebrated Primo & Seafte
25c 2 Glasses 25'C
Pukalani Milk Dairy
If you want a daily supply of
fresh, puro milk, or fresh milk
Tel. 166 Makawao
Nothing but tho best of "
Well Known Standard Brands
RAINIER AND PRIMO
25c 2 Glasses 25c
Island Sporting Pooplo
T. B. LYONS, Prop.
On Saturday evening Dee. 16th at
K. P. Hall One PANAMA HAT with
black ribbon with naino of Mclnorny
stamped on band.
Finder will please return to Maui
Eery'ito as wmal at 7 30 P, M. . .