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THE MAUI NEWS
SATURDAY, MARCH 6, J 907
Chinese go to Panama.
New York, Ft-liruu-y 2. Forty
rune Chinese lahoreis, some in regu
lar eoolio uttiro and others wearing
clothes of American cut, passed
thrcutzh New Y rk today on their
way to Panama. They came from
Hongkong and wore in charge of
Lem Wah, Chinese passenger agent
of the Canadian l'aeille. Kuilroad.
Passports authorizing their transit
through the United States had been
obtained from Washington.
Lem Wah had bom given to under
stand they were going to work on
the Panama canal and that there
should be uo delay in conveying thrm
from Vancouver, where they landed,
to the Ward line steamship Monterey,
on which they sailed from this port
today for Colon. One of the Chinese
said through an interpreter that
other tangs were coming frorr
China to work on the isthmus.
In Lighter Yein.
Hi wife was given to making obvi
ous remarks. For instance, when he
was standiug in front of the mirror
with his face well lathered and a raz
or in his hand, she asked: ''Are you
"No," he answered: "I'm blacking
the kitcheu range. Where are you
out diving or at tVie theater?" Lon
Little Willie's sister was being
haptized. Everything woiit well
until Willie happened to cetch a
glimpse of the water in the font,
when he began peering about anxious
ly, and finally exclaimed in a piping
voice, audible to the whole congre
gation: "Where's the soap?" Lip
"And does your mother kiss you
every day when you cotae home from
"She must be very fond of you?"
'"No; she wants to see if I've been
smoking cigarettes." New York
EXPERT ENOUGH AS IT IS.
Yeast You very seldom see a
Crimsonbeak-That's right. Women
can run people down easy enough
without an automobile.--Yonkers
METHOD IN HIS MADNESS.
Crawford How in the world can
you pay social visits to your janitor?
Crabshaw It makes me feel so
good to iee his wife boss him. Puck.
Little Willie Say, pa, what is a
Pa A signboard at a crossing
that directs the public to "Stop!
Look I Listen!" my sou. Chicago
Ann You don't tell me that that
gem of a cook leltj Mrs. Dust!
Flo Yes; you see Mr. Dust re
fused to change grocers when the
cook and the delivery-boy fell out.
Howell Why do you send your man
out to walk every morning?
Powell My doctor says that I
should have some exercise before
ADgler Hang it! Is there a dry
spot in this boat where I can strike a
Boatman (who has been disappoint
ed as regards refreshment) Try my
The Camel Whatever are you do
ing? The Elephant I am disguising my
self as a zebra for the fancy dress
ball. I shall mystify everybody com
WITH A Y.
There was a young lady named
Alys, Of whom people stated in
malys, During poverty's regin twas
Alice just pleign '
But not since dad builded a palys.
A TROUBLED FATHER.
In a certain mountain town in
Kentucky the feeling began to grow
that the "grocery saloon," where
liquor was sold as commonly as
vinegar and kerosene, must go, and
when a customer came into the store
to procure the precious liquid he was
sometimes called upon to make an
excuso or apology. There were
some interesting excuses nlTerad, and
one In particular is to'd of n moun
taineer who went into a store and,
layingitown his jug on the counter,
"Squire, I want a gallon of your
best stuff; the lialiy is sick." Hai
WORKED UOTM WAYS.
Sinull Willie whs playing with two
ragged urchins in front of h's house,
when his mother called him in.
"Willie," she said, "doti'lyou know
that those boys an had associates
"Yes, mamma," replied the little
philosopher, "but I'm a good rvsso
ciate for them. Descrct News.
A SUM IN ETHICS.
Mater Torn and Belle tight so 1
really don't, think they should marry.
Pater That's exactly why they
Mater What do you mean?
Pater It's plain enough. If it
takes two to quarrel, making the two
one will prevent quarreling, won't
it? Boston Transcript.
"Do you always kiss the bride
after you have performed the mar
"No," replied Dr. Thirdleigh;" "it
is sometimes necessary to havp my
wife in as a witness." Chicago Record-Herald.
"Now, Tommy," said the teacher,
"what happens when Greek meets
"Why, they scrap and throw pea
nuts all over the street," replied
Tommy, who had often witnessed
collisions between the sidewalk mer
chants. RHYMED PHILOSOPHY.
Since you may have to "eat your
As the expression runs,
'T were best no bitter words to speak
But soft and honeyed ones.
A LOST OPPORTUNITY.
Towne I had the worst luck with
that old umbrella of mine last evening
at the concert. I put it in the stand
with the others
Browne And when you went to
get it it was gone, eh?
Towne No; hong it! It was the
only one left. I didn't get a shot at
the others. Philadelphia. Press.
Teacher Willred, name some of
the great reformers.
Wilfred Spelling or religious,
ma'am? Woman's Home Companion .
SEWINC MACHINE CO.
Machines-for sale on the
! Big Discount for Cash
Machines for Rent
By the Day, Wsek or Month.
DELIVERED and CALLED FOR.
We have just received a new line
of Automatics and Family Ma
chines and; all kinds of Needles
S. DECKER, Agent.
Main Street, - - - Walluku
Next Door to Walluku Cash Store.
BISMARK STABLES CO. Ltd
and SALES STABLES
The BISMARK STABLES
proposes to run the Leading Livery
Stable Business on MAUI
DRUMMERS' LIGHT WACQNS
Excursion Rates to Iao and Ha'e
akala with competent guides
NEW RIGS--NEW TEAMS .
Harness Making and Repairing.
Saddles Made and Repaired.
General Leather Work, etc.
J. A. HARRIS. Prop.
Conlmrlor and builder -
PLANS and ESTIMATES
PHONE NO 1. KAIIULUI MAUI,
Hawaiian Iron Fence and
Monument Works, Ltd
iK'JS ItftUt bhcttcH XsM WGGl
fTru, I HOTTpT 777 1
j We Sell Iron Fence
Wlmfw Pnir rocplvod ihs TTicrhrrt Awnrrl. 1
1 'l no niosi (H-onnmiriu irnce you cna miy. ,
tlrim 1-Hfi llimi a rpHiwrt Ahln wood fenro. Whr
not tv pin eo your old mo MOW With a neat, at
tractive JV.ON FFKCW.
"LAST A I'lt'FrilTK."
Ovtr 1H) (briens nf Irnn frVnra.
Iron Flower Vnw, Nrttoea
etc., shown iu our cutaloK"B.
Honolulu. T. H,
J. Do REGO & CO., Proprietors
Livery and Boarding Stables
HACKS, BUGGIES, SADDLE HORSES,
AT ALL HOURS OF DAY OR NIGHT
Competent and Careful Drivers. Special
attention given to Tourist Parties. Skill
ful Guides to Iao Valley and Ualenkala.
Walluku Lahaina Stage.
Joe Dorefio, Manager.
alom a Saloon
Market Sl i t et,
Nothing lut the best of
Well Known Standard Uinnds
or Wines Whiskeys
RAINIER AND PRIMO
25c 2 Glasses 25c
Island Sporting People
T. B. LYONS. Prop.
J. A. HARRIS
Carriage Painting. Sign Painting,
House Painting, Koa Polishing,
Carriage Trimming, Paper Hanging,
Painters and Paper Hangers furnish'
ed by the day on short notice.
PHONE Y.O OR OK I.) E R S
FIRST CLASS TAILORING
Dealer in Dry Goods,
Gent's Furnishing Goods,
Rats and CapR,
and a complete line of shoes.
Give us a Call
Market Street : : Wailuku.
CUT TO ANY LENGTH DESIRED
is the voice of the winds
and the hillsides echo
I JIT DRAWS to itself ihe'small change
HiWhich you formerly scattered, ir
starts a Growing bank account
andTCreafelya fund which will finally
make .you independent. MAKE THAT
FIRST DEPOSIT TODAY. LSiI
IV A ViTIIW. K
m n - la a
GET THE HABIT
Of trading at. the LAHAINA S'J'OUK the depend
able store. You might save a lew .-teps hy Inlying .
elsewhere, but nre you sure of the freshness and
quality? Our goods "in every d"pnrtincn! are or I lie
best quality for the money. Wt would not make this
statement if we did not mean it..
The Best of Everything
At Live v.ml Let Live Prices
THE : LAHAINA : STORS
Dry Goods, Groceries, Boots anJ Slioes, Nutrias, lij'ilalithi Supplies
This brand denotes quality.
Write us in regards to your
Leather needs. Send your
Hides to us and you may feel
certain of fair treatment.
Metropolitan Meat Co.
- LimiTED -
HONOLULU, 1'. II.
Telephone Main 1 I'X
Corner Market and Alain Sts.
NOTHING BUT THE DEST OP
WELL KNOWN STANDARD RRANDS Ol"
WINES, WHISKEYS. CORDIALS,
LIQUEURS, RAINIER AND PRIMO
25c 2 glasses 25c
SPORTING ISLAND PEOPLE
S. KimURA, Proprietor.
I THE HENRY WATERHOUSE TRUST CO. Ltd I
BUYS AND SELLS-REAL ESTATE, STOCKS & JJONDS
WRITES FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE
NEGOTIATES LOANS AND MOKTG AG ES
A List of High Grade Securities mailed on application
J HONOLULU, HAWAII
P. O. Dox 31(i 5
Where You Live
Send your plates or lilmsto us, ani! we will develop
them jriving the best possible results. Our mail order
business is growing daily because everyone every
where is pleased with our work.
HONOLULU PHOTO SUPPLY CO.
FORT STRDET, HONOLULU.
When you w;int your eaniae rcpaireil to lapt
brin ; it to ilic iiiht hIiod.
GP.NF.fi A L BLACKSMlTtllNG II0R8U SJIOEING. 1
DAN. T. CAREY
Main St. near Market, Wailuku, Mau ?
The Sherwin-Williams Dath Enamel
, is just right for the purpose. Withstands the effects of
hot and cold water. Makes old bath tubs look like new
often better than new.
3'W. Bath Enar.el wears well and is most economical.
Fut up in large or mall cans. Colorj mini suitable fur the purpose.
We have it. .
E. O. HALL & SON, Ltd.
Kahului Railroad Co's Merchandise Department