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51 l'oit Street. Write us your
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w.ml and we h.ill he ple.tsed to look after it for you.
Our Rep.iir 1 V irUm-nt for Typewt iters, Cash Registers
and dding Machines is the most extensive in the Territory,
lk tove I .u vim? a typewriter consult us. We handle exclusively
the well known Remington Typewriter which is the BhSl
that money can buy.
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j Office Supply Co., Ltd. 1 no!
He Did Not Understand. j a good many minutes for that mother
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Wholesale Liquor Dealer
Complete Line of Oriental Goods
'iv .1... v,, up Hr:im-h Wahiawa. Telephone No. 7.
Alexander Young Hotel Laundry
dress all laundry to the Messenger Service
Union and Hotel Sts., Honolulu.
LET US DO YOUR SHOPPING
pains and was hurried to a hospital.
The physician i n charge, after
diagnosis, informed him that he
had appendicitis, and that an opera
tion was necessary as his appendix
must be removed immediately.
Pat had not the least idea of what
an appendix was, and so informed
the physician, who laughingly told
him that after the operation he
would leave the appendix in the
window so he could see it when he
was able to sit up.
Some days after the operation
Pat's curiosity got the better of him,
and he raised up in bed to take a
look at his appendix. To h i s
amazement a monkey was sitting
on the window-sill, andj when he
saw Pat he began to make faces
and chatter at a great rate.
llie astonislied irisliinan gave
the monkey a long, hard look, and
then exclaimed: "Don't do that,
ine 1oy, don't do that. Can't you
see your mother is a very sick
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KAMEHAMEHA BRAND j
Pure Kona Coffee I
mi this most delicious of Ko- f
"Hours, I should say," he re
plied, rather tartly.
"Ours?" she cried joyfully,
"Oh, George, this is so sudden!"
One On Him.
"I never judge a woman by her
clothes," observed a "smart"
young" man to a lady friend.
"No," put in the young lady,
' 'a man who gets to as in a n y
burlesque shows as you do
! Waimea Stables
I Up-to-date Livery, Draying and Hoarding Stable a d Auto-
Z Livery Business.
I AUTOMOBILE STAGE-LINE
j BETWEEN LIHUE and KEKAHA
Leaving Lihue every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Leaving Kekaha every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
I ARRIVING AT THEIR DESTINATION IN THREE HOURS
W. WEBER Manager.
I Telephone 4 W Waimea P. O. Box 48
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Insist n lum your giocer
i s CmUVi s . Its the kind that makes you want another cup.
J Whole Roasted and Ground
Kauai Garage Company
Tel 600 SUB-AGENTS FOR VOX IIAM-VOUNG CO.
Packard, Peerless, Lozier, Pope-IIartford, Stevens-Duryea,
Cadillac. Stodd.trd-Davlon. Overland, lluniuobile, Oldsmobile
Electric, Maxwell. Autocar. Everett, Thomas Flier.
GASOLINE TRUCKS: Packard, Pope-Hartford, Buick, Atterbury.
We have on hand. 1 Model 17 Buick, 5 passenger touring car. This
car is rated at 30 h. ). but develops actual 48. Price $2,100. One
second-hand 1910 Cadillac "3u" 5 passenger touring car, fully equip
ped. This car was formerly owned by C. 11. Wilcox, is in good con
dition. Price SI .5oi). One model "I)r" Maxwell 2 cylinder, 20 h. p.
Runabout in good order. Price 500.
We cary a full line of anto supplies. Our garage is fully equip
ped for first-class work. We respectfully solicit a Trial.
Lest We Forget
For the best work and lowest prices call
on or write the
She Left Her Feet Behind.
A Good old Scotch minister,
calling unexpectedly on a widow
who lives in a cottage on the out
skirts of the village, surprised her
in the midst of washing a lot of
clothes. She hurriedly hid behind
a clothes-horse and told her little
boy to say that she was out.
The visitor knocked at the door.
"Well Jamie," he said, "and where
is your mother?"
"My mother's not in; she's down
street on a message," promptly re
plied the lad.
"Indeed," replied the minister,
with a glance at the bottom of the
screen. "Well, tell her I called;
and say that the next time she goes
down to the village she should take
er fet with her!"
One On George.
"Oh, My!" she exclaimed im
pauenuy; we u r;e sure to miss
the first act. We've been waiting
There Was Plenty Left Over.
One Sunday morning a certain
young pastor in his first charge
"I will take for my text the
words, "And they fed five men
with live thousand loaves of bread
and two thousand fishes,"
At this misquotation an o 1 H
parishioner from his seat in the
amen corner said audibly:
'That's no miracle I could do
The young preacher said nothing
at the time, but the next Sunday
he announced the same text again.
This time he got it right:
"And they fed five thousand men
on hve loaves ot bread and two
lie waited a moment, and then
leaning over me ptiipu ami looking
at the amen corner, he said:
And could you do that, too,
Of course I could," Mr. Smith
"And how would von An it
said the preacher.
"With what was left over from
last Sunday," said Mr. Smith.
TRENT TRUST CO., Ltd.
Member Honolulu Stock and Bond Exchange
Real Estate, Insurance, Trusts
WANTED--Two or three first-class
agents on Kauai.
Coyne Furniture Company, Limited
Alexander Young Building, Honolulu
FURNITURE OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS
Bureaus, Chiffoniers, Sideboards, Box
Couches, Mattresses, Etc.
UPOLSTER1NG AND REPAIRING
Simpson gallantly escorted his
Boston hostess to the table.
"May I," he asked, "sit on
your right hand?"
"No," she replied, "I have to
eat with that. You'd better take
Tklki honE 642 p. o. Box 54
HONOLULU SCRAP IRON CO.
C. II. BROWN, Manager
SCRAP IRON, BRASS, COPPER, AND
SECOND - HAND MACHINERY
ALEKACILA ST., NEAR El.ECTRIC POWER STATION.
HONOLULU MONUMENT WORKS, LTD.
P. O. Box 491
Honolulu, T. H.
Automobile Ba tte ries
The Best Ignition Batteries on the Market
In Any Quantity
Electrical Supplies of All Kinds
Honolulu Electric Co., Ltd.
MILTON & PARSONS
Formerly ilh IVjnu'!. M.it Sh'jp
Hotel Street, Honolulu
Opp. V"unu II.. Hi
MISS KATE WOODARD
1141 fort Street
Stamping, Embroidery, Notions,
Dressmaking, Fancy Work,
Shirt Waists and Underwear
The Garden Island
Have you looked over your supply of
printing lately? If not, do so, and you will
probably find you are just about out of
several things. It is a good idea to get
your orders in before you are entirely out,,
then you will be sure to have your new
supply when you need it.
We are now able to turn out job work
of every description, and make a specialty
of getting your work out on short notice.
Give us your next order for Receipt
Books, Check Books, or any other kind of
quarter-bound work, and we will guarantee
to please you.
Coney Garage Co., Ltd.
J. H. CONEY, Manager
AUTOMOBILES TO ALL PARTS OF KAUAI
DAY OR NIGHT.
Telephone 1 04
Autos and Light Machinery Repaired, Plumbing and Gas Fit
ting. Automobile Supplies. Agents for the Kissel Kar,
Franklin, Chalmers Detroit, Hudson, Gramm, Logan Truck,
and Colt Acetylene Lighting Plant.
Agents for the 1. 1. STEAM NAV. CO., Ltd.. Nawiliwili, Kauai
For the SOCCER Football Season just commencing, w
have just received a full line of
E. O. Hall & Son, Honolulu
The Largest and Finest Stock of
in the Territory is carried by
LEWERS & COOKE, Ltd.
Books of samsles of Foreign and Domestic Wall Papers may
be seen at the LIHUE STORE or at the store of C B
If you wish samples will be sent to you from Lewers &
FINE JOB PRINTING AT THE GARDEN ISLAND OFFICE. PHONE 241