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THE GARDKN ISLAND TUESDAY, May 7, 1912.
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DIARIES
1912
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SCENES IN A SHOE STORE
Hawaiian News Co., Ltd.
Young Bldg. Honolulu
MORGAN
JAS. F.
Stocks, Bonds
and Real Estate
857 Kaahumanu Street
WHEN IN NEED OF
paper
Paper Bags, Twines,
Stationery
HONOLULU'S JLARGEST
PAPER HOUSE
AMERICAN- HAWAII AN
PAPER & SUPPLY CO., LTD.
Fort and Queen Streets
GEO. G. GUILD, Vice-Prei & Mgr
(Scene A shoe store during a in a tremble! I came back to rest
marked down slle. The customers a minutel"
are being marshaled in order by ur- Young Girl "Why that's a
banc managers. Wild eyed clerks shame, Mary. If I'd only brought
are trying to wait on three times along asample of my blue dress "
as many persons as they can really Young Girl's Friend "Now I
satisfy by their attentions.) must go and find my sih'er card
Young girl (after gazing five cse. If Uncle Jim "
minutes abstractedly at a bronze Woman Next Her (grabbing at
satin boot on her foot, during the friend as she starts out again)
which time her clerk has told five "I'll call the manager! That's
women that he is busy) "I dou't the second time you've picked up
know whether I want it o r not. my muff! You ve had your eye on
It'll go well with the green, but it all the time! I "
whether it'll look all right with Young Girl's hriend (dtstracted
my blue velvet I " ly) "Oh, I hate your old muff! 1
Young girl's Friend (jumping to thought I laid mine there! If
her feet as though shot) "Where Uncle Jim finds that I've lost that
is it? Oh, I can't have lost it! It card case I'll die!"
was right here excuseme, madam, Newly Arrived Customers (all
but will vou get up?" clamoring) "isn't there a soul in
Woman Next Her (frostily) "I this place to wait on anybody? I've
don't know what you've lost, but stood here an hour! I just want
I assure you that I haven't it! to see that pump in the window!"
I've got plenty of my own." ; Manager (swooping down as the
Clerk "What have you lost?" clerks begin to paw the air)
Young Girl's Friend (pawing "just be seated ladies and I'll have
among the shoes on the floor) some one here at once! He seat
"My cardcase Jessie, you saw ine Woman Grenadier 'That's
have it, didn't you? You know I what you said thirty-five minutes
had it at the other store and now ago. I'll not sit down! 1 shall
it's gone!" stand right here till this young
Clerk (soothingly) "If your woman makes up her mind about
cards were in it possibly it will be that bronze boot!"
returned to you." Young Girl (quite unhearing)
Young Girl's Friend-"No, "Maybe I'd better get a black satin.
., ,., , ... T. . ..:,.. You can wear black satin with
j;u uiu
any that
one! I must have lost it! I'm
going back to the other store."
Young Girl "I'd go with vou,
everything. Only they
so soon. Haven't you
don't wear out?..
Wnmnn ("irfMinflipr Ttn iinhnrlviti
dear, but I've just got to decideon particular-r shall stntld right
tnese uronze uooisi uo you iiuhk erejj y
they'd look well with the blue" "clerk to woman who has tried
Young Girl's Friend 'Uncle to abduct him by main force "No,
Jim gave it to me and I had it right madam; can't you see I'm busy?"
on my arm in the other store. I'm Would Be Abductor I shall
.,:., wi, fw " report you to the manager! Of all
h b the impudence when I've waited
Woman Next Her (sharply; hours! "
"Well, that's my muff you're Young Girl's Friendgasping for
crabbing up. It's funny the sort breath and waving the card case
t i fi, if ;f ft,; I found it! I found it! I'd put
it in my coat pocicet!
Young Girl "How nice, Mary
HOCK SHEE
Tailor
Four years with W. Ahana,
Honolulu, is now located at
KAPAIA STORE
Garments cleaned and pressed
Latest prevailing fashions.
Workmanship Guaranteed
of people they let come
shop!"
New Customer (to clerk;
"Can't you wait on ine next? I've
been standing here a half hour if
I've been a minute! I just want to
leave an order "
Oceanic Steamship
Co's. Time-table
The favorite S. S. SIERRA, 10,-
'000 tons displacement, sails from
Honolulu May 18.
Kirst-rlnss sinerle to San Fran
cisco, $65; round trip, $110.
C. Brewer & Co. Ltd.
GENERAL, AGENTS
to clerk What did you say is the
price of these bronze boots? Seven
and a half, marked down from ten
My goodness! Why uuln t you
tell me that before? At a marked
M a n a g e r (soothingly) Sit down sale I shouldn't dream of
right over there, madam, please!'' paying over $5 for anything' Here
Woman Grenadier "I shall I've wasted all this time! It's most
etntid ritrht here till this voune man annoying
has finished! I cannot waste all -'erk Lgntting lus teeth as he
afternoon in one place. I wish to faces the woman grenadier
intelv!" Now, madam, I can attend to
Manager (in sirup tones) 'At yu!
once, madam! Just be seated!"
Young Girl (still dreamily)
"Perhaps if you'd try on one a
little narrower I'd like the bronze
after all."
Young Girl's Friend (gasping
Woman Grenadier ''Well, it's
about time! I've shopped all my
life and I never had to wait like
this! I want two pairs of 10 cent
shoe laces."
1. II. Cam obeli representing
from the labor of elbowing through London firm whose object is to
the crush) "What do you think establish a sugar mill in Borneo is
just as I got to the corner I saw a on Kauai investigating the culture
woman with a silver card case hang- of cane and manufacture of sugar
ing on her wrist exactly like mine Mr. Campbell is also gathering
and naturally I grabbed her and data on the Japanese labor question
said it was mine and she was per- as his firm will have to depend
fectly frightful! She said she largely if not entirely on Japan for
would call a policeman! I'm all their labor supply.
HUDSON "33" Roadster
SELF STARTER
S;iiiu' clmHsi.i a mini fnrtlieMitx-A-Mini
iv. Roadster. Contrary to most
mitniiiohilfH f thi tyK. tliis ia a
iiiilHtitiIc car. Tlic weight is so
ili-lrilinltil 1 1 tut roiigli roatlH ran Im
irnu'lcd with safety at a Rood speed
and without disoMnfort to the piipcen
(n r. In-iido i-ontroll. Car i.s Equip
ncd liy Itn-eli iminiiotoandftoraire lmt-t-T.V,
::) x -l-iiii-h tires on Duinount
nlifc IMiih with extra rim and tire
in inu, IntiHiijro currier. Thirty gallon
t'Mnlii!e and ten gallon oil tank cajta
e'f.v. S'aliie InnipJ and other equip
ment an on larger earn.
I'.ODY STYI.KS
Touring Car, the pac-enger.
Torpedo, four pafwiiger.
' KotuNter, two passenger.
Mtt.i:--Misrn: Koaiistkh, two jmih
MMiger. lMiiiinienl iiu'lude.i, Itosoh Duplex
sy it-iii magneto anil Morage battery,
oil and - gas lamp-', highest quality,
ex! tii Mrong, hlitck eiiHinel and hniKsj
I'H-t-ti-Mte tank (ga-' generator fur
nished iiftead of I'n-st-O-l.ite tank if
di-sireil .) horn ; 1-inch tires on l)u
iiioiiiilnhle i ims.
Touring Car ls gallons.
Toi'iedo lis I-ii gallons.
"X ' WoaiNter :!U gallons gasoline, Hi gallons
oil.
Mli.n-A-MiNi'ii: HoMxnii!, same a lloadster.
Touring Car 1!757 Ils.
Moipedo U71i7 "
lioad.-ter :!lK!7 "
Mli.i:-A-Mist ti: Uoaiistimi. "HO" "
Si'iriAi. Seat covers for either Touring car, Tor-
ICqnr.MKNT pedo, or '"!:(" Koadstcr.
l-'ort Wine. ii KUvtiie lighted side and tail lamps with
An K.viiia storage Imttcry.
Ciiaihii: N Shock ali--orlers.
Maui: SpcodomctciH. Front wheel eipiippcd with
gear for Warner Auto-uictcr. Spirdomcter
furnished at price according to style and
make.
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Capaii rv
Wr.iiiur
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ASSOCIATED GARAGE, -LTD.,
Frank E. Howes, Manager
HONOLULU
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JEWELERS
EVKKYTIIING IN THkE
SlI.VKK AND Goi.U IIN'IJ,
Rich Cut Glass and
Art Goods.
MlvUCIIANDISK OF TII13
Bust Quality Only.
H.F.WICHMAN&CO.,Ld.
IyltADING JUW15LKRS
P. O. Box 342 Honolulu
Hanapepe Garage Co.
Phone 72, P. O. Box No. 7
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Comfortable Cars,
Care f u 1 Drivers,
Reasonable Rates,
Day and niglit or
ders answered.
TAKITANE, Manager.
New Stenciled Articles
Artistic in Designs Low in Trice
Cushion covers, Curtains, Laundry bags,
Shoe bags, Wor bags, Table Covers, Belts,
etc.
SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO ALL MAIL ORDERS
Ye Arts and rafts Shop
HONOLULU
S. OZAK1
WAIMEA
Wholesale Liquor Dealer
ALSO
FOR SALE Pure Bred Pox Ter
riers. $2.50 each. Philip K.
Palama. Homestead P. O. Tele
phone 83 L.
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Rheumatism, Kidney and Liver
trouble can be permanently cured
in most cases, and greatly relieved
in any case, buy the use of Our
Standard Remedy. A pure vege
table preparation in tablet form,
perfectly harmless t o take, but
wonderful in its results. Fully
guarantee. .Large box (six mouths
treatment) $1.00.
Standard Medical Society, K.
W. Whitcomb, Sole Agent. P. O.
Box 275 Honolulu, T. II .
Complete Line of Oriental Goods
Telephone No. 102. Branch Wahiawa, Telephone No. 7.
Harry Anmtage. U. uusninan
Carter. Samuel A. Walker.
Harry Armitage & Co.
LIMITED.
Stock and Bonds
BROKERS
Member Honolulu Stock and Bond
Exchange.
P.O. Box 683. Telephone 2201.
Cable and Wireless Address:
"Armitage."
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HEAD OFFICE HONOLULU
r Pstroniio Homo Industry Tub 532i)
Agents For Kauai, In The
Harrison Mutual
Association
J. M. Kaneakua on membership,
Lihue
W. II .Rice, Merchandise, Lihue
Rev. J. A. Akina membership,
Waimea
C. B. Hofgaard & Co. L t d.,
Merchandise. Waimea
Koloa
Plantation
Store
Wholesale and Retail Groceries.
Dry Goods o( all Descriptions
General Plantation
Supplies.
FINE JOB PRINTING AT THE GARDEN ISLAND OFFICE. PHONE 24L
Holeproof Hose
Guaranteed for Six Months
Six Pair to the Box
Ladies' Lisle, in black, white and tan, $3.00 box
Children's Ribbed, black only, $2 box
Men's Cotton, black and tan, $1.75 box
Men's Lisle, black and tan, $3 box
Men's Cotton, white and assorted colors, $2 box.
B. F. Ehlers & Co.
Sole Agents, Honolulu
BfaSy Inrist on this label
wa tin
EH? For Sale by
Tlieres ii lie on
1 ssissm.
the can
Some day the Nation's pure food law will meet the
standard set in our canneries. There will then be
no lie on any labels or LYE in any cans. Protect
yourself to-day by ordering
H7 X t, H E B.
"The kiud that is MOT lye-pecled"
LEVY & COMPANY
Honolulu
The California canned fruit that has the full flavor, quality
and wholesomcness of the real ripe fruit.
General Office,: HUNT BROS. CO.
112 Maitct Street
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