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Haberdashery & Drygoods
If You Don't Use
THE GARDEN ISIAND, TUESDAY, NOV. 5, 1912.
terns You Are a
This is the meaning of the Japanese
advertisement here shown so we are told by
the Japanese translator. This is part of an ad
vertisement appearing in a Japanese newspaper
announcing that Nakagawa Shokim Kam sells
.S. Sachs Dry Goods
P. O. Box 566
! Waimea Stables
Up-to-date Livery, Draying and Boarding Stable and Auto
Z Livery Business.
I AUTOMOBILE STAGE-LINE
BETWEEN LIHUE and KEKAHA
Leaving Lihue every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
I" Leaving Kekaha every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
ARRIVING AT THEIR DESTINATION IN THREE HOURS
W. WEBER Manager.
I T p-nhone 4 W Waimea f. U. Box 4tt
TO SMILE AT
"The barber told me a very in
teresting storv as he shaved me."
"Yes, and also illustrated it
with cuts." Louisville Courier-Journal.
! K. SAITO
THE FINE 1912 MODEL
SPECIFICATIONS AND PRICES
4h. p. 1 Speed, $215.00
7h. p. 2 Speeds,.. ...$325. 00
The history cf the Indian is alone Kiid'icifiit to establish its Mipcrior (null
ity ami position as the leading motorcycle, not only of America hut ot the
Let Us Do Your
LA UNDR Y
Territorial Messenger Service
"My precious lamb," said the
new parson to the lictle girl. "I
fear tne your father is one of those
wayward sheep, long strayed from
"Dad's not a sheep," smiled the
little girl. "He's a Bull Moose!"
Hewitt I see that when our
writer friend was married nobody
was allowed to kiss the bride.
Jewett How was that?
Hewitt At the wedding recep
tion he put up a card reading "All
"Has that man a mania for
"No. he's a plain kissing bug."
Robert Henri, the artist, paused
before a beautiful landscape at the
Philadelphia Academy of the Fine
Arts and said:
"Dawb, who painted this, has
suddenly sprung from humble cir
cumstances to great wealth and
"Dawb made his first success in
Paris. He was diffident and abash
ed in those days. When he would
sally out from his garret in the
Rue Vaugirard to a Duchess's in
the Avenue des Champs Elysees,
or a Princess's in the Rue de
l'Universite, his heart would be in
"They say that once, at a dinner
party at Paillard's, Dawb, the
guest of honor, didn't open his
mouth from the oysters to the
"Finally, when the dessert came
on, the beautiful hostess smiled
and said: 'Come, dear Monsieur
Dawb. do say something!'
"Dawb blushed at his challenge,
racked his brain and stammered,
with a bashful smile: 'Have you
noticed, ladies a n d gentlemen,
that this year's pawn tickets are
Habit is a cable; we weave a
thread of it every day and at last
we cannot break i t . Horace M aim .
What is Miss Hammerah
ing to play on the piano?"
In the Shadow.' "
"I thought she seemed to be
having, some difficulty in finding
the right keys."
Wiseman I see the inventor of
pink lemonade an old circus man
Cynicus Well, he probably ab
stained from his own beverage to
Rivers (struggling with an edi
torial assignment) I'm trying to
recall a famous remark that Napo
leon once made to Mine, de Stael.
Brooks I think it was "scat."
Smith This political campaign
reminds me of baseball methods.
Jones Baseball methods?
Smith Yes. One candidate
manages his team from the bench,
another seems to aspire to fame as
a "pinch' hitter" and the third
wants to play all positions and be
umpire at the same time.
According to fiction, old
beard was the original
Paul Revere was the first "night
rider" to gain prominence in this
Atlas goes down in history as
the greatest "hold-up" man of
Had it not been for the "black
hand," the heavyweight cham
pionship of the world might still
be in the possession of the Cacau-
"Have you been married,
"And have vou any children?"
ilYis, mum I've three. One
by the third wife av me second
husband an'two by the second wife
av me first." Ex.
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Plf "STAR SHIRT." I
j. - $1.S0, $2, $2.50 and up I
"The Store for Good Clothes"
The Eleele Store
J.I. SILVA, Proprietor.
Mechanical Supply Houses
They tell about the Trus-Con line of
technical finishes and enamels for all kinds
of painting, damp proofing and vater
Very valuable information for Planta
tion Managers and others.
AGENTS FOR THE IIAWAIIANI SLANDS
Makes Laundry Work Light.
Sold by all grocers.
READ THE GARDEN ISLAND $2.50