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THE GARDEN ISLAND TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1912.
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C. W. SPITZ, Prop.
NAWILIWILI. KAUAI TELEPHONE 104
Automobiles to all Parts of Kauai, all hours, Day and Night
Autos and light machinery repaired. Plumbing and gas fittings.
Agents for Fisk and Goodrich Tires and Tubes, Chalmers
Detroit, Hudson & Gramm-Logan Truck.
Agents for the Inter Island Steam Navigation Co., Ltd., at Nawiliwili, Kauai.
THE BRUNSWICK BALKE COLLEiER CO.
Established over 60 years
71 Queen St., Honolulu
fSBiflard and Six
Tailed Oak Exterior, 7-16 Opal Glass Interior.
Best in Values That Have Ever Been
Offered the Consumer.
From Lihue to Koloa 5.00
" " " Kalaheo 7.00
" Kleele 8.00
" " " Makaweli 9.00
" " " Kilatiea 10.00
" Hanalei 15.00
From IJ hue lo Waimea $10.ft
Kekaha . 11.50
" " " Harking Sands 17.50
Drummers using Trucks for transportation of sample trunks, $10 and $15 per day and board to driver.
One and one-half fare for round trip.
Supplies of All kinds.
I Make our Store Your HEADQUARTERS
while in Honolulu.
THE KAPAIA AUTO CO.
Our liiir PM'J model, 5 water,
tqilioltlerred Buick, in tin- cur you
arc look intf for if you wish totravcl
in comfort uii'l safety.
lieu-oiialile rates, a n 1 careful
driver. Siecial attention is jrivt-n
Any time you may wish to make
a liurry-ii call you will liml us
"on the job."
Which Made Ye Editor Daffy
We neatly pack and mail
Hawaii & South Seas Curio
Sperry products for the house
wife, the trade, the best that's
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AT ALL GROCERS.
If a photographer failed in husi-j
If a mosquito wanted a drink,
would he find a mosquito bar?
If John is stout, is Willie Green?
Will the Italians kill Turkey
before the dagoes?
If Lafollette, do you think I n
dewood? If some one should Bill Taft,
would it be Payne?
If Marie should raise a Tempest,
would Otis Skinner?
If Hazel should dawn will Fran
Would a house fly if a bullrush
If Jack Johnson bores Wells will
Joe Jackson Ty Cobb?
If the body is not, why is the
spirit level? I
If a mustard stalks, cantaloupe?!
If a garden hose, could an egg
If an axe chops, could a garden!
If a tree barks, could a polecat?
If a house stands, could a side
walk? If bread burns would a fire bug?
If Niagara Falls, will a Gillette
When a boat leaves the dock,
does the tidal wave?
Is it possible that a Mexican
hairless dog becomes Chile in win
ter? If Teddy bears are wortii a
dollar, what is Alice Longworth?
Five days atter the aviation meet
was held in Houston a nigger girl
went into a butcher shop to buy a
It the mattress is hay, is the
If "Budweiser" should tear
"Schlitz" in his trousers, on the
"Anheuser-Busch," would he lose
his "Texas l'ride" and go in the
"Alamo" to get them tied up with
When all lexas grazing lands
are in cultivation will we feedj
cattle on the aeroplanes? i
If a joke caps the climax, whati
will a nigiucap.' 1
If a young cat is a kitten, whatj
would you call a catspaw? j
If a scythe will cut grass, what'
will mohair? 1
Is Budweiser than Schlitz? I
If Ineeda Laundry, do Uneeda
If a girl falls into an oven,
Will Houston rise till Niagara
If Gotch can wrestle, can a cigar
If a woman is worth a million,
would a strikebreaker?
If a train goes fifty miles an
hour, could the cowcatcher.
If Jim refused to write his girl,
would the type-writer?
If the waUh-makers quit, would
the clock strike?
I f the moving wagon breaks
down, would the city-hall?
If bees had hair, could the
If a pen is broke, is the ink-well?
A soft cerise satin sash is often are strong in favor,
a smart touch. The sleeves of the newest blouses
The latest Paris mouses ai t,ui-M:iuii ui-auuiK.
I lie narrow niching is another
finishing note of the season.
buttoned at the back.
Fluffy white net is used for girl
ish evening gowns.
Black and white chanully laces
velvet and satin.
Belts of patent leather, soft
morocco and suede are all modish.
They are rather narrow.
Many of the smartest attei noon silk and lingerie is found in the
frocks have girdles and sashes of
is of taffeta, richly embroidered or
With all light suits, white topped
and taupe topped shoes are the
nother smart combination of more fashionable. They are worn
together with bright colored silk
;J short tunic style, where the tunic
If a ship is on the sea without
fuel, can a cocoa-cola?
Do men wear suspendets on
breeches of promise.
If all of Hetty Green's money
was in railroads, could a strike
breaker. If a hen lays an egg, will the
If Hans Wagner can't Ty Cobb,
how can a horse fly?
If a clock runs, can a tomato
If Maud Adams wanted to dance
the Salome dance, could the Bottle
If Arkan-sis Missouri, who did
If Detroit played t h e piano,
If the tariff was raised, where
If Miss Jones was found guilty
of crime, would she use Bill Du
If you went into a ten pin alley,
would the sugar-bowl?
If a lady went into a gents' fur
nishings store, would a coat hang
If Lucy Cotton fell in the rivet,
would Harrison Fish-er?
If Carter Harrison would resign,
where would Chica-go?
If cats kill rats, can Catskill
If Rockefeller's worth $80,000,
000, how much is Nicholas Long
worth? If Aunt Hetty Green was locked
in a room, could Antelope?
If Teddy Roosevelt has been to
Africa, where has lima-bean?
If Viola Allen wore a harem
skirt, what would Dela-ware?
If there was betting on a prize
fight, would Jim Cor-bctt?
If the sun of Turkey sets each
night, when will the Da-go?
If the rain falls, will the thunder-clap?
If the light goes out, where will
the gas meter?
Should a cowslip, would a dog
catcher? If a girl's heart is broken, can a
Why is the milk pail? Is it
If electricity should come down,
could the gas meter?
If water makes the milk so thin,
what makes the gasoline?
If a cannibal would eat his sis
ter, would a horse eat his fodder.
can a Sardine box? No, but a
Could a hen fly if an aviator?
Does an auto stop when the
rubber tires? No, Mable, not un
less the emergency brakes.
It we knew what the waves were
saying, would we understand what
If you wait two hours for a
Louisiana car, when will an Aran-sas-Pass.
If they license a hack, can they
Messrs. Wiclnnann and Douthitt
representing the well k 11 o w 11
jewerly house o f Wiclnnann &
Co., Honolulu, returned on the
Kinau last Saturdav. Mr. Douthitt
was delighted with our roads and
K. C. Hopper of T11K Gardkn
Island staff, returned Friday from
a business trip to Honolulu.
Light, white, always right
Sperrv Flour. tf
J. K. Lota of Hanalei was in
the County Seat Saturday.