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THE GARPKN ISLAND TUESDAY, NOVF.MHKR 26, 1912.
C. W. SPITZ, Prop.
NAWILIWILI, KAUAI TELEPHONE 104
Automobiles to all Parts of Kauai, all hours, Day and Night
Autos and light machinery repaired. Plumbing and gas fittings.
Agents for Fisk and Goodrich Tires and Tubes, Chalmers
Detroit, Hudson & Gramm-Logan Truck.
Agents for the Inter Island Steam Navigation Co., Ltd., at Nawiliwili, Kauai.
THE BHUHSWIGK -BALKE -COLL
Established over 60 years
7 1 Queen St., Honolulu
From Lihuc to Koloa $ 5.00
' " Lawai 6.00
' ' " Klccle... 8.00
" ' " Makaweli 9.00
'' " " Kilauea ......... 10.00
" "' " Ilanalei, 15.00
From Lihne to Waimea -$10.00
" Kekaha 11.50
" " " Barking Sands . 17.50
" Anahola 6.00
Kaliliiwai 1 12.00
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Drummers using Trucks for transportation of sample trunks, $10 and $15 per day and board to driver.
One and one-half fare for round trip.
Carry a gOTBillard and Six
If Main, street was flooded,
would the city Bridget?
You can push a mule forward
but it takes Bull Durham tabacco.
i If the city waterworks, when
will the music rest?
If Joe needed a shave could he
use one of his curtain razors?
If a fanner ploughs an acre a
dav, how much can an egg plant?
If a broom will sweep, will a
fjpfirl announce llltml
visit to Kauai
with articles personally se
lected by Messrs. Wall and
Dougherty in New York re
cently. ' Thes articles are examples
of the highest art in the
jeweler's and silversmith's
Especial thought has been
given to Christmas and
If a man in bed were bitten by
; the tick, should the doctor pro
duce a counterpane?
If most newspapers are black
and white, why d o advertisers
say Tiik Garden Island is read?
If a pillowslip, would a mosquito
If a popcorn box, would the j
If Anna Held four aces, what
was it John Drew?
If a stenographer took a bath,
could a pen wiper?
If a pecan fell would a peanut
If a bellboy can keep a secret
why should a hotel?
If wheat would grow im the
South, where would the Xe-gro?
If the thorn pricked the rose
would the hybiscus? .
If a girl is struck on the shin
will she rubber hose?
If a joke should make one laugh
to kill, is it then a dafTy-dil?
Is Swift the only packing house?
If Bernhardt looks young at 65,
would Lillian Russel look like
If necessity is the mother of in
vention a n d Mississippi is the
father of waters, w ho is the
"mother of pearl?"
If a young man was walking up
Main street and met a young lady
with her stockings on wrong side
out, would he be game enough to
turn the hose on her?
Did the Lady of the Lake blush
when she saw the Cherokee strip?
If Theodore Roosevelt persists
in being called Teddy, is not Wil
liam Taft justified in using his
If Judson Harmon rows the pre
sidential boat, who Woodrow Wil
son? If a fell o;v meets a peach, can a
If a dill is daffy, is butter nuts?
Tiled Oak Exterior, 7-16 Opal Glass Interior.
Best in Values That Have Ever Been
Offered the Consumer.
Supplies of All kinds.
Make our .Store Your HEADQUARTERS
while in Honolulu.
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If the Singer will sew a dress, f
what will the Dress Circle? !
If it takes a broom to sweep a'
sidewalk, what will a tooth brush? j
Larry Lajolc beat Hans Wagner!
with the willow, but he couldn't j
If a spoon would waltz, could
an egg beater?
If a woman robbed the First!
National Bank, could a coat-!
If we have to go to the mails to
express our love, where will Wells
If the Alamo is worth $10,000,
what is Fort Worth?
If the stove gets overheated,
will the water cooler?
If an auto wheel is continually
moving, will the casing tire?
If the parcels post, would the
If the stenographer wrote
wrong, would the typewriter?
THE KAPAIA AUTO CO.
Our liiir l!r.' innilfl, " scaler,
upholstcrrctl lluii k, is tin- cur you
:itv looking fur if ymi wish totravel
ii) comfort iiml safety.
I!eusonalle rail's u n d careful
drivers. Special attention is jrivell
Any time yon may wish to make
a lmrry-iii mil ynti will tin. I lis
"mi the jul)."
We neatly pack ami mail
Hawaii & South Seas Curio
HOTEL BAY VIEW
Waimica, Kauai . I
The Commercial Man's j
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DICK OLIVER, Manager I
A girl with fiery red hair can
be mighty proud o f her white
Clifford While representing K.
O. Hall & .Son, Honolulu's lead
ing Hardware firm, is on Kauai,
registered at the Fairview Hotel.
The flour of the west is Sperry's
Largest and mosl: complete Stock of Christ
mas Staples and Novelties ever shown on
Kauai. Every item specially selected for
the local trade.
Toys of all kinds and descriptions; Dulls, Masks, Christmas Hooks, Christ
mas Trees and Ornaments; Musical Instruments of many kinds, grades and
Prices; Victor Victrolas and Records; Haby Carriages and Go-Carts.
A Victor Victrola
REMEMBER THE PLACE
Grand opening of holiday goods Satur
day morning. Store will be kept open
Saturday evening of this week and Mon
day evening of next.
Scores of items that make suitable presents for young or old. Our stock
of staple goods, suitable for holiday remembrances, was never more complete
than at this time.