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THE GARDHN ISLAND TUESDAY, DECEMBER 10. 1912.
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Farmer I see you're p.iinting
these old trees. !
Artist What's that got to do;
THE BRUNSWICK -
with jour Get on with your
Farmer Well, since my work
is to cut them down, you'd better
get on with yours. '
Established over 60 years
7 1 Queen St., .Honolulu
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an extremely fine line of
Christmas and Holiday
will be sent upon request to
responsible parties showing
an elaborate assortment of
"There is a man in our block
who drove his wife from home last
night, and before all the neighbors,
"What a brute!"
"She didn't think so. He was
trying their new car."
"Have you purchased your new
car yet, Mrs. Noorich?" asked the
"No, Mr. Smithers, I aint. I
can't make up my mind whether
to get a gasoline car or a limousine
car. Maybe you can tell me
does limousine smell as bad as
gasoline?" inquired the lady.
Jones I saw Mid wood this
afternoon, and he appeared to be
Smith Yes; he saw a man he
owed money to off on a New Ila-j
veil train for Boston, and I'll be
hanged if he didn't get there '
Billard and Six
Everything in the
Silver and Gold Line,
Rich Cut Glass and
Merchandise of the
Best Quality Only.
P. O. Box 342 Honolulu
THE BANK OF HAWAII,
Lihue, Kauai, Hawaii
Deposits are received suDject
to check. Certificates of de
posit issued payable on de
mand. Loans made on ap
Drafts Drawn on
San Francisco Berlin
New York Hong Kong
Interest paid on Savings De
posits. 4 per cent on ordi
nary and 4 per cent on Term
Deposits. Ordinary Savings
Deposits will be received up to
J2.500 in any one account.
Safe Deposit Boxes for
Rent $2 and $3 a Year
Cor. Fort l?er. St., Honolulu
Rooms by the day, week
or month single or in
OPEN DAY and NIGHT
Kauai trade solicited
MRS. C, A. BLAISDELL,
The Actress Heavens, I've lost
my diamonds and my pocket book.
The Manager What are you
. The actress Mercy, man, the
pocket book contained nearly nine
Wholesale and Retail Groceries,
Dry Goods of all Descriptions.
JAS. . MORGAN
Real Estate and Insurance
! NO. 125131 MERCHANT ST.
P. O. Box No. 594 Honolulu
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Mrs. Proudman Our Willy got
meritorious commendation at
school last week.
Mrs. O'Bull Well, well! Aint
it awful, the number of strange
diseases that's ketched by school
The questions are often asked,
"what does our order stand for?"
"What does it do for its mem
bers?" "Does it make bad men
The first question may be an
swered thus: To teach the lesson
of friendship and confidence in
From The Batchelor
The jury sometimes fails to con
vict o n circumstantial evidence,
but the neighbors never do.
Woman often- masquerade as
men. But no man seems to think
it worth while to masquerade as a
Car fare is all a woman needs for
a day of shopping.
A woman can pray hardest to
get rid of a cold that makes her
It scares any wife to think what
if a prince should fall in love with
The money that has run through
the taxi meter will never splurge
Nobody knows the road to
heaven, but anybody can follow
the one to the other place with his
It's the fourth cocktail that
makes a man think lie had only
What makes a girl tell a secret
is so as to wonder how it got out.
People who wouldn't hurt a
chicken will murder a human re
putation. A comfort to a woman about
losing her hair is how young she
' is for it to happen to her.
Tiled Oak Exterior, 7-16 Opal Glass Interior.
Best in Values That Have Ever Been
Offered the Consumer.
Supplies of All kinds.
Make our Store Your HEADQUARTERS
while in Honolulu.
Brains don't have to worry
about their reputation.
. Men get unpopular by getting
rich, but they don't get rich by
The reason no man ever kissed
a girl is it's better for her fath'er
to think so.
It's very foolish of a man not
to give his wife a bigger allowance
so he could borrow more of it.
The greatest trial to a woman is
to have a hat that doesn't look as
if she could say it cost $15 more
than it did.
When a man is going to give
his wife the money he expects to
win on a bet it's a sign he has
made up his mind he's going to
Muggins I was a seventh son.
Buggins Did it bring you luck?
Muggins Not much. I had to
wear the cast-off clothes of my six
THE KAPAIA AUTO CO.
Oar bin 1912 nioili'I, " neater,
upliolsterrcil Jtuii'k , itlie car you
are looking for if you wish to travel
in comfort ami nafety.
Reasonable rate a n 1 careful
driver. Spucial attention in jiwn
Any time you may wish to make
a hurry-up call you will liml us
"on the job."
j HOTEL BAY VIEW j
I Waimea, Kauai I
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The Commercial Man's
We neatly pack ami mail
Hawaii & South Seas Curio
The flour of the west is Sperry's
Favorite Hostlery !
: DICK OLIVER, Manager
Every child writing a letter to
Santa Claus, addressing it to
Wall Nichols Company. Hono
lulu, giving their Post Office
address, will b e remembered at
Christmas time. Don't forget.
Largest and mot complete Stock of Christ
mas Staples and Novelties ever shown on
Kauai. Every item specially seleded for
the local trade.
Toys of all kindi and descriptions; Dolls, Masks, Christmas Books, Christ
mas Trees and Ornaments; Musical Instruments of many kinds, grades and
Prices; Victor Victrolas and Records; Baby Carriages and Go-Carts.
I A Victor Yictrola j
REMEMBER THE PLACE
We will be pleased to see our friends.
Store will be kept open Saturday eve
ning of this week and Monday evening
Scores of items that make suitable presents for young or old. Our stock
of staple goods, suitable for holiday remembrances, was never more complete
than at this time.
J. I. SILVA'S ELEELE STORE