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THE GARDEN ISLAND. TUESDAY MARCH 18, 1913 'Used hv Blowing Off Steam NAWILIWILI GARAGE All the Bin College Nines It vnn attpnil anv nf i htr cnllecrc irimo vnn will 6nA Mary's Skirt Was Too Tigght a- t n m mvrw sienna i-Vim .. C. W. SPITZ, Prop. ; NAWILIWILI, KAUAI TELEPHONE 104 Automobiles to all Parts of Kauai, all hours, Day and :Night Careful Chauffeurs Autos and light machinery repaired. Plumbing and jaffttiqgS. Agents for Fisk and Goodrich Tires and Tubes, Chalmers-! ! Detroit, Hudson & Gramm-Logan Truck. Agents for the Inter Island Steam Navigation Co., Ltd., at Nawiliwili, Kauai, that the h.lll n1mntt irivar!iltlu uteclis the REACH flFPlriAT AMERICAN LEAfitJR I1AT.T . Mary had a little skirt, College men won't have anything but the BEST that's why they all use " Which wns so tight it really hurt, She windedalong thccrowtledslreet With two-inch steps, a vision sweet Her movements were so very slow It almost Seemed she didn t g . College men know too (hat the Ucach Ball has b-cn aUotitot by the American Uague for ten years, ami Is the Official Lenftue ball; No other oall can be it set! In anv Lenmie tame. Prlr rvrrvwurm Her costume was exceedingly waim "1 was but a matter of pure form. f mi,, V rj i IiT -1 .,7. 1 .Ji Vt . 7 .U 'v;'.r i uuamy n means wis She couldn't catch a trolley car, .., vi jvui i nunc j uat nn uaus ana unaer 31.no . Could Mary, plump and chubby, nlicd ftUthoritT at the, Amrirn Tnm. llUtn A.-V?r She couldn't catch an omnibus, uuwvwi,, inviui, iw. iu tcuw m ucaicrs or uy man. But still she caught a hubby, liftoff I v i I Tfteo. H. Davies & Co., Ltd. Sole Agents for the Territory of Hawaii I YMILTHESTTIi! I r I I I LIMITED Up-to-date Livery, Draying and Boarding Stable and Auto Livery Business. AUTOMOBILE STAGE-LINE BETWEEN LIHUE and KEKAHA Leaving Lihue every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Leaving Kekaha every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. ARRIVING AT THEIR DESTINATION IN THREE HOURS W. WEBER Manager. Telephone 4 W Waimea P. O. Box 48 THE BANK OF HAWAII, Limited LIHUE BRANCH Lihue, Kauai, Hawaii Deposits are received subject to check. Certificates of de posit issued payable on de mand. Loans made on ap proved security. Drafts Drawn on Honolulu Bremen San Francisco Berlin New York Hong Kong London Yokohama Savings Department Interest paid on Savings De posits. 4 per cent on ordi nary and 4 per cent on Term Deposits. Ordinary Savings Deposits will be received up to $2,500 in any one account. Safe Deposit Boxes for Rent $2 and S3 a Year tl Miss Power Fashionable Millinery Parlors 210.211 Boston BUg. Fort Street H onolulu Mrs. J. H. Hough and Mrs. P Cleghorn o f Honolulu were re gistered a t Hotel Fairview last week. During their sojourn on the island they visited all the in teresting sights including the bark ing sands. An insane Filipino was removed AMERICAN- HAWAIIAN PAPER & SUPPLY CO., LTD. Fort and Queen Streets Old Lady (to station-agent) "When does the next train leave?" Agent "Eleven fifty, ma'am." Old Lady "Oh, then I have more than half an hour to spare. I thought it left at ten minutes to twelve." It is a long time between thinks. Listeners never hear any good of themselves, nor of anybody else either. If we could set ourselves as others see us. we wouldn't believe it. -. "Willie, didn't I tell ou to shut that shutter?" said Mrs. BoRgs. "The shutter's shut," replied Willie, "and-1 can't shut it any shutter." Mr. Willis But why don't you take your bank-book in to have it balanced? Mrs. Willis I don't want that snoopy-looking cashier to know how much money I ve got in there! Janet was visiting school with her cousin, and the teacher asked her if she knew her letters yet. She said she did, and started in to re peat the alphabet. She hesitated when she got as far as "q!" and the teacher said: "Why, Jannet, you know what comes after q! - t AUTOMOBILE RATES From Lihue to Waimea ;.-- $liO0P " "Kekaha l'1-!"50 " " " Barking Sands-,-. 17-50 " " Kapaa l-,a- 5.00 " " Anahola - ,6.00 KalihiwaL .J-. 12.00 " " Haena...- ': - 20.00 Drummers using Trucks fcr Iransportalion of sample trunks, $10 and $15 per day and boad,6 driver. (Inn mil nno liolf fnrn fnr mil nil Irln i . ' Fro'm Libue to Koloa $ 5.00 " " " Lawai 6.00 " " Kalaheo 7.00 " " Eleele 8.00 " " Makaweli 9.00 ' Kilauea 10.00 ' Hanalei 15.00 Ml Fresh Haa's Candy Ib$J Half pound boxes delivered to any post office on Kauai , . .40 ' I This candy is taken from cold Ptoragi' Just befrtro tiio ffgjfj BM$B lnail clo-cs, and coinc.i to you in liwt class condition. HI BENSON, SMITH & CO. flkjS Box 426 Sole Agents Honolulu ttVW&W te! TIim'' tBf(aBXirMMHIHHMMHMUMv BssmBss 1 -.. "Oh. ves. "cucumber." she answered, WHEN IN NEED OP Paper Paper Bags, Twines, Stationery HONOLULU'S LARGEST PAPER HOUSE GEO. G. GUILD, Vice-Prei & Mgr from the Hanamaulu camp by Deputy Sheriff Ellis last Saturday morning. He will be closely guarded for a few days when a commission will investigate h i s condition, D. W. Anderson of Honolulu was registered at the Hotel Fair view last week. !$.R . C. Coleman, the popular Standard Oil man returned to Ho nolulu Saturday. A. H. ones, representing the Insurance Department of Hawaiian Trust, was a passenger for Hono lulu by the Kinau. Hey, diddle, diddle, The cat and the fiddle. The cow so the chronicles say Jumped over the moon, And. on clear nights in June, We can still see the Milky Way. Hou'ld th' wire' says lie. Be gorry! next toime he can come here an' hould it himself." . . Dubleigh "W a s that you I lieard fumbling at your door this morning at one o'clock?" Clubleigh "Atone? I guess so. My wife declares I got in about three." Some Descriptive Pointers Waimea. The Canyon, won deiful scenic masterpiece, easily accessible on horseback. The Olokele Dilch, great en gineering feat amid cliffs and crags of exquisite beauty, accessible by carriage. The Russian Fort, on the bluff overlooking the harbor, an intoresting relic- The Hana- pepe Falls, "Manawaiopuna," at' the head of the Hauapepe canyon t carriages go half-way, tnence by easy trail ot: Horseback, ine Barking Sands at Nohili, an in teresting freak of nature, excellent, roads for icarriatre. The Marine Drive, Boating on the Wailua river. The Pole-line Trail, most in teresting ride or tramp into the tropical forests. HOTELS Simple accommodations, b u t good food is the rule in all country districts. Hotels are to be found at Lihue, Waimea, and Hanalei. Board may be obtained at almost any village on inquiry. Lihue. Hotel Fairview; W. H. Rice, Jr., prop. Rates, $3.00 per day, or hv agreement I was out in the woods hunting yesterday and I shot a man who was wearing one of his fuzzy hats." 'Well?" "I am afraid people may think I did it intentionally," "Afraid? Why, man, if they think that, you will get all the credit." James Fayn, the novelist, was once at a dinner party where a learned clergyman insisted o n quoting Greek. The lady sitting next to Payn asked for a transla tion. Payn's Greek was rusty. Ac cordingly he assumed a blush, and hinted to the lady that it was scarce ly for her ear. "Heavens!" she exclaimed, "you don't mean to say "Please don't ask any more," murmured Payn, "I really could not tell you." . Many people wonder why school teachers age so early and rapidly. The following are some excerpts from the harvest one pedagogue reaped from her sow ing, and which will, in a measure, explain her despair. f Lowell was born in Cambridge at his old home Elmwood." Whenever a knight started out o n an errant, he was called u knight errant." 'Geology treats of the interior of the earth and the exterior of the earth and the hysterical events of its future." "The divisions of geology are structional, dramatical, and hys terical." Oliver Wendell Holmes was a man of good ideas, a few of which are exposed in his works." It is estimated that aliens possess 20,647,000 acres of land within the border of the United States. New Guinea is the largest island in the world, having an area of 32 5,000 square miles, and a popula tion of 690,000. The salary of the president of the United States is $50,00 dollars Stationery and Paper We carryall the best grades of paper, stationery, and of fice supplies. We will give your mail or der the same care and prompt attention that you would re ceive in person. Drop us a line. Hawaiian News Co., Ltd. Young Bldg. Honolulu Musical Instruments Fmolulu isic 00,31 JAMES W. BERGSTROM Manager 88 King Street mid Knabe Hans P I ik oefaning Auto-Piano Inerplayers - Premetone Players Pipe and Reed Organs Talking Machines. Victor and Columbia Records. New Hawaiian Records In Stock THE VERY LATEST SHEET MUSIC mm Lihue Poultry Farm P. O. Box 106, Lihue. Kauai. per year. That of the vice-presi- deut.is $8,000. According to the latest statistics, there are 136.017 negroe soldiers in the United States army. . i .i Dr. A. J. Derby leaves for Ho nolulu on the Kinau. Let Us Do Your LA UNDR Address Territorial Messenger Service; I HONOLULU ' . J J.ELEPHONE 642 P Q Box-4T 1' HONOLULU SCRAP" IRON CO. C. H. BROWN, Manager Dealer in (SCRAP IRON, BRASS, COPPER, AND SECOND - HAND MACHINERY alrkauila St., near Electkic Powkr Station . in Leon Quonson, representing the drygoods department of Hackfeld & Co., Honolulu is calling on our merchants. S. A. S trader, representing Gunst Cigar Co.. Honolulu, re turned to Honolulu on the Kinau Saturdav.