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THE GARDEN ISLAND. TUESDAY MARCH 18, 1913
Blowing Off Steam NAWILIWILI GARAGE
All the Bin
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Mary's Skirt Was Too Tigght
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C. W. SPITZ, Prop. ;
NAWILIWILI, KAUAI TELEPHONE 104
Automobiles to all Parts of Kauai, all hours, Day and :Night
Autos and light machinery repaired. Plumbing and jaffttiqgS.
Agents for Fisk and Goodrich Tires and Tubes, Chalmers-! !
Detroit, Hudson & Gramm-Logan Truck.
Agents for the Inter Island Steam Navigation Co., Ltd., at Nawiliwili, Kauai,
that the h.lll n1mntt irivar!iltlu
uteclis the REACH flFPlriAT
AMERICAN LEAfitJR I1AT.T .
Mary had a little skirt,
College men won't have anything
but the BEST that's why they all use "
Which wns so tight it really hurt,
She windedalong thccrowtledslreet
With two-inch steps, a vision sweet
Her movements were so very slow
It almost Seemed she didn t g .
College men know too (hat the Ucach Ball has b-cn aUotitot by the
American Uague for ten years, ami Is the Official Lenftue ball; No other
oall can be it set! In anv Lenmie tame. Prlr rvrrvwurm
Her costume was exceedingly waim
"1 was but a matter of pure form.
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She couldn't catch a trolley car,
.., vi jvui i nunc j uat nn uaus ana unaer 31.no .
Could Mary, plump and chubby,
nlicd ftUthoritT at the, Amrirn Tnm. llUtn A.-V?r
She couldn't catch an omnibus,
uuwvwi,, inviui, iw. iu tcuw m ucaicrs or uy man.
But still she caught a hubby,
Tfteo. H. Davies & Co., Ltd.
for the Territory of Hawaii
Up-to-date Livery, Draying and Boarding Stable and Auto
BETWEEN LIHUE and KEKAHA
Leaving Lihue every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Leaving Kekaha every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
ARRIVING AT THEIR DESTINATION IN THREE HOURS
W. WEBER Manager.
Telephone 4 W Waimea P. O. Box 48
THE BANK OF HAWAII,
Lihue, Kauai, Hawaii
Deposits are received subject
to check. Certificates of de
posit issued payable on de
mand. Loans made on ap
Drafts Drawn on
San Francisco Berlin
New York Hong Kong
Interest paid on Savings De
posits. 4 per cent on ordi
nary and 4 per cent on Term
Deposits. Ordinary Savings
Deposits will be received up to
$2,500 in any one account.
Safe Deposit Boxes for
Rent $2 and S3 a Year
210.211 Boston BUg.
Mrs. J. H. Hough and Mrs. P
Cleghorn o f Honolulu were re
gistered a t Hotel Fairview last
week. During their sojourn on
the island they visited all the in
teresting sights including the bark
An insane Filipino was removed
PAPER & SUPPLY CO., LTD.
Fort and Queen Streets
Old Lady (to station-agent)
"When does the next train leave?"
Agent "Eleven fifty, ma'am."
Old Lady "Oh, then I have
more than half an hour to spare. I
thought it left at ten minutes to
It is a long time between thinks.
Listeners never hear any good
of themselves, nor of anybody
If we could set ourselves as
others see us. we wouldn't believe
"Willie, didn't I tell ou to
shut that shutter?" said Mrs.
"The shutter's shut," replied
Willie, "and-1 can't shut it any
Mr. Willis But why don't you
take your bank-book in to have it
Mrs. Willis I don't want that
snoopy-looking cashier to know
how much money I ve got in there!
Janet was visiting school with her
cousin, and the teacher asked her
if she knew her letters yet. She
said she did, and started in to re
peat the alphabet. She hesitated
when she got as far as "q!" and the
teacher said: "Why, Jannet, you
know what comes after q!
From Lihue to Waimea ;.-- $liO0P
" "Kekaha l'1-!"50
" " " Barking Sands-,-. 17-50
" " Kapaa l-,a- 5.00
" " Anahola - ,6.00
KalihiwaL .J-. 12.00
" " Haena...- ': - 20.00
Drummers using Trucks fcr Iransportalion of sample trunks, $10 and $15 per day and boad,6 driver.
(Inn mil nno liolf fnrn fnr mil nil Irln i . '
Fro'm Libue to Koloa $ 5.00
" " " Lawai 6.00
" " Kalaheo 7.00
" " Eleele 8.00
" " Makaweli 9.00
' Kilauea 10.00
' Hanalei 15.00
Ml Fresh Haa's Candy Ib$J
Half pound boxes delivered to any post office on Kauai , . .40 ' I
This candy is taken from cold Ptoragi' Just befrtro tiio ffgjfj
BM$B lnail clo-cs, and coinc.i to you in liwt class condition.
HI BENSON, SMITH & CO.
flkjS Box 426 Sole Agents Honolulu ttVW&W
te! TIim'' tBf(aBXirMMHIHHMMHMUMv BssmBss
WHEN IN NEED OP
Paper Bags, Twines,
GEO. G. GUILD, Vice-Prei & Mgr
from the Hanamaulu camp by
Deputy Sheriff Ellis last Saturday
morning. He will be closely
guarded for a few days when a
commission will investigate h i s
D. W. Anderson of Honolulu
was registered at the Hotel Fair
view last week.
!$.R . C. Coleman, the popular
Standard Oil man returned to Ho
A. H. ones, representing the
Insurance Department of Hawaiian
Trust, was a passenger for Hono
lulu by the Kinau.
Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle.
The cow so the chronicles say
Jumped over the moon,
And. on clear nights in June,
We can still see the Milky Way.
Hou'ld th' wire' says lie. Be
gorry! next toime he can come here
an' hould it himself."
Dubleigh "W a s that you I
lieard fumbling at your door this
morning at one o'clock?"
Clubleigh "Atone? I guess so.
My wife declares I got in about
Some Descriptive Pointers
Waimea. The Canyon, won
deiful scenic masterpiece, easily
accessible on horseback.
The Olokele Dilch, great en
gineering feat amid cliffs and crags
of exquisite beauty, accessible by
carriage. The Russian Fort, on
the bluff overlooking the harbor,
an intoresting relic- The Hana-
pepe Falls, "Manawaiopuna," at'
the head of the Hauapepe canyon t
carriages go half-way, tnence by
easy trail ot: Horseback, ine
Barking Sands at Nohili, an in
teresting freak of nature, excellent,
roads for icarriatre.
The Marine Drive, Boating on
the Wailua river.
The Pole-line Trail, most in
teresting ride or tramp into the
Simple accommodations, b u t
good food is the rule in all country
districts. Hotels are to be found
at Lihue, Waimea, and Hanalei.
Board may be obtained at almost
any village on inquiry.
Lihue. Hotel Fairview; W. H.
Rice, Jr., prop. Rates, $3.00 per
day, or hv agreement
I was out in the woods hunting
yesterday and I shot a man who
was wearing one of his fuzzy hats."
"I am afraid people may think
I did it intentionally,"
"Afraid? Why, man, if they
think that, you will get all the
James Fayn, the novelist, was
once at a dinner party where a
learned clergyman insisted o n
quoting Greek. The lady sitting
next to Payn asked for a transla
tion. Payn's Greek was rusty. Ac
cordingly he assumed a blush, and
hinted to the lady that it was scarce
ly for her ear.
"Heavens!" she exclaimed,
"you don't mean to say
"Please don't ask any more,"
murmured Payn, "I really could
not tell you."
Many people wonder why school
teachers age so early and
rapidly. The following are some
excerpts from the harvest one
pedagogue reaped from her sow
ing, and which will, in a measure,
explain her despair.
f Lowell was born in Cambridge
at his old home Elmwood."
Whenever a knight started out
o n an errant, he was called u
'Geology treats of the interior
of the earth and the exterior of
the earth and the hysterical events
of its future."
"The divisions of geology are
structional, dramatical, and hys
Oliver Wendell Holmes was a
man of good ideas, a few of which
are exposed in his works."
It is estimated that aliens possess
20,647,000 acres of land within the
border of the United States.
New Guinea is the largest island
in the world, having an area of 32
5,000 square miles, and a popula
tion of 690,000.
The salary of the president of
the United States is $50,00 dollars
We carryall the best grades
of paper, stationery, and of
We will give your mail or
der the same care and prompt
attention that you would re
ceive in person.
Drop us a line.
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Pipe and Reed Organs
Talking Machines. Victor and
New Hawaiian Records In Stock
THE VERY LATEST SHEET MUSIC
Lihue Poultry Farm
P. O. Box 106, Lihue. Kauai.
per year. That of the vice-presi-
According to the latest statistics,
there are 136.017 negroe soldiers
in the United States army.
. i .i
Dr. A. J. Derby leaves for Ho
nolulu on the Kinau.
Let Us Do Your
Territorial Messenger Service;
I HONOLULU ' . J
J.ELEPHONE 642 P Q Box-4T 1'
HONOLULU SCRAP" IRON CO.
C. H. BROWN, Manager
(SCRAP IRON, BRASS, COPPER, AND
SECOND - HAND MACHINERY
alrkauila St., near Electkic Powkr Station
Leon Quonson, representing the
drygoods department of Hackfeld
& Co., Honolulu is calling on our
S. A. S trader, representing
Gunst Cigar Co.. Honolulu, re
turned to Honolulu on the Kinau