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" Wo aro old f rfonds, this bottlo and
I. Wo havo known each other for over
sixty years. When a boy I was always
taking cold, but a fow doses of this
medlcluu would at onto sot 1110 right.
"Whenn joung man I had a weak
throat and weak lungs. My friends
tared, somo lung trouble, but
greatly strengthened my throat, cloarod
up my voice, and took away the- ten
dency for every cold to go to my lungs.
" Last year I had a b.td attack of la
grippe. Tho only inediclno I took was
from this bottlo, and 1 camo out all
right. 1 know It's good, too, for
asthma, bronchitis, puuuuu)nla,croup."
Thero aro many Mibstltutos and Imi
tations. Uowaro of them I Do suro
you get Ayer's Cherry 1,'cctoral.
Two sizes. Largo and small bottles.
Prtpirtd by Dr. J. C. Ajcr k Co., Lowell, Mm., U.S.A.
For Sale by HILO DRUG COMPANY
Union Barber Shop.
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We nlso take particular pains with Chil
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Short Route to Volcano
In efTect January 1, 1903.
Passenger Trains, Except Sunday.
No. 1 No. 3 No. 4 No. 6
... ., stations . ., ,, .,
A.M. P.M. A.M. P.M.
7:30 3:301V Hilo ar 9:30 5:30
7:50 3:50ar...01aa Mill...ar 9:10 5:10
8:00 4:00 ar Kcaiui.....ttr 9:00 5:00
8:15 4:i5ar... lJcrndale...ar 8:45 445
8:30 4!3oar..Mount. V'w..lv 8:30 4:30
A.M. P.M. A.M. P.M.
8:00 3:301V Hilo ar 10:30 5:30
8:so 3:50 ar...01aa Mill... ar 10:10 5:10
8:30 4:00 ar Ken mi ar 10:00 5:00
8.45 4:15 ar... Ecrndnle...ar 9:45 4:45
9:00 4:30 nr.. Mount. V'w-lv 9:30 4:30
.Mxd. EOR PUNA Mxd.
a.m. Thursday. p.m.
11:00 lv Hilo ar 2:00
11:30 ar...01aa Mill...ar 1:40
11:40 ar Pahoa ar 1:20
12:00 ; ar Puna lv 1:00
Pas. Sunday. Pas.
9:00 lv Hilo 11 r 4:30
9:20 ar...01aii Mill...ar 4.10
10:051 ar Pahoa ar 3:40
10:301 ar Puna lv 3:00
The only desirable means of reaching
the Volcano. Connections at Mountain
View with stages daily -morning trains
going; afternoon trains returning. Pare
from Hilo for the round trip i&. This
route is through Olaa plantation, the
largest In Hawaii, virgin forests of koa
and wild ferns, and through many coffee
swimming in the famous Hot Springs
and resting on the cool shores of Green
Excursion tickets between all points
are soli 011 Saturdays ami Sundays, good
returning, until the following' Monday
Commutation tickets, good for twenty
five rides between any two points, and
thousand mile tickets are sold at very
W. H. LAMBERT, '
(Continued from page 6.)
guess central must have plugged
the wrong hole that time. Good
bye! Goshl but that cntue very
near to upsetting all my ideas of a
Say, Central ! I did not ask
you for the Greek's. I'm taking
my meals at the Palm at preseut
until the old lady remits.
Try again, please. I want heaven
the celestial regions the gate at
which the British lark sings so
merrily on a summer's morning,
the place where the wicked cease
from troubling, and the pangs of
thirst are forever allayed, etc., St.
Peter's wicket will do, if there is
no other connection available."
Suddenly the strains of sweet
music filled the air, and the some
what thick and husky voice of the
man at the 'phone took on a trium
phant ring as he turned to his com
panions and said:
"There you 'are, gentlemen! Got
it this time, sure! Listen! That's
"Guess it is," admits the Doctor,
"over at the Foreign Church re
hearsing." "Don't think so," says the jour
nalist, "it sounds more like the
tinkling of a musical album from
across the way."
"Oh, you skeptics," exclaims the
man at the 'phone, "like all such
you cannot realize that the very
thing you are seeking is within
your hands, unless it happens to
bite." I tell you the sdurce of
that music is angelic, it is the
music of the sphere's. Hello! Is
that you, your reverence? Don't
talk to me in Latiti, please. The
dead languages were not included
in my educa What's that?
You were s'pcakiug in Portuguese!
Well, that's as bad, for Portuguese
is both Latin and Greek to me. I
wanted to ask if any of my friends
had called your way lately. Who
am I? Why, I'm , of
Hilo. What? Never heard of me
before? Well that's funny. I
thought everybody knew
of Hilo. What has he done that
people should want to know him?
Oh, I don't know that he has done
much, but he goes to church on
Sundays, sometimes, and What?
You have your opinion of a man
who goes to church and drinks
whisky? Well, so have I, but
Oh, come now, your reverence, it's
not quite so bad as that, he doesn't
drink half so much as he could, nor
swears unnecessarily, or tells lies
when the truth will serve, and you
know, people say that you could
tell a whopper or two just about
cock crow, and besides, he put his
name down on the subscription list
of the new mission the other day.
Yes, St. James. I tell you, it's go
ing to be a big thing St. James' is.
You should have seen the crowds
that went to look at the new bon
nets and the surpliced choir on
Easter Sunday. And the collection
plate! Heavy? Well, I should
smile. Why, the Foreign Church
appeared to wilt with envy, and the
organ blower became so discouraged
over the prospects of losing his job,
that he forgot himself and let the
wind run down, right in the mid
dle of the voluntary, and What
did the organist say? I don't'
know that she said anything, but
she looked a whole lot, and very
much like the lady at the Colonial
dance who said, "It doesn't matter,
bless you" to the man who stepped
on the tram of her Martha Wash
"What's that? You think they
made a mistake in not naming it
St. Peter's. Well, perhaps they
did, but you've still got that big
place over in Rome, and our St.
James isn't likely to overshadow
that for a few years to come.
What did you say? What brand
have I been drinking? Oh, the
same old thing. I'd better let you
send me up a milder brand? Why,
I didn't know that they allowed
you to keep Sayl Who are
you, anyway? Joe Canarioll! Well,
I'll be III!
"Say, Doctor! There seems to
be something wrong about the raau
ka connections; I guess we'd better
try down below."
"Hello! Central. Give me h 1
"What's that? The office is
closed, and the bank too, and Mr.
I j. f
Peck has gone to the coast? Why, .
what has the bank or Mr. Peck
got to do with it? No! I did'nt ,
ask you for the office of the Hilo,
Kohala Railroad, and say, don't
you get too funny now or you'll
hear about it.!
' Seems to me your dog-gone line
is good for nothing except when
some election officer wants to swear
to a Natorial Affadlvit. No wonder
the 'phones were all removed from
the Court House. You've got three
Japs and two Kanaka wahines on
the line now, and how is a man to
keep up an intelligent conversation
under such conditions? What's
that? I couldn't keep up an intelli
gent conversation under any condi
tion? Don't suppose I could, with
you as a connecting link, but look
here, you give me h 1. will you?
Look up your special code and con
nect me with his Satanic Majesty's
Imperial Place the Sanctum Sanc
torum of Generalissimo Mcphis
tophcles', rommonly known as "Old
Nick" and be quick about it too,
orI'll call up 1, 2, 3 and see what
Dick has got to say about it.
A weird sound, like the wail of u
lost soul, or the howl of some can
didate during an Elks initiation,
smote upon our startled ears, and
we observed that the occult scien
tist had dropped the receiver, and
was visibly shaking, but whether
the cause was terror or laughter,
we were unable to decide.
"Gosh a mighty, boys, but thats
a hot wire! Give me a non-con
ductor, will you!" Having secured
an eight ounce relic of P. R. lately
worn by the Kaiwiki giant in his
sanguinary encounter with Denver
Ed., our joker again approaches the
'phone, and whispers "Is that you
Nick? Say, you sound kind o'
hoarse old man. Got a cold in the
head? How's that? Just got a
fellow out of cold storage who came
near putting out your fires! That's
bad! The fellow we got from our
ice chest up here, seems to build up
the fires. Say, have you had any
one from Hilo down your way
lately? Hilo, H-i-l-o, Island of
Hawaii, Territory of Hawaii, lately
annexed to the U. S. A., and at
present in the throes of erratic
Legislation and almost shaken to
pieces by organized and disorgan
"What? Is that sol!"
"Well, what was the last an
swer," queried the Journalist, "the
Doctor having succumbed to the
narcotic powers ot 'mint." '
"He says there hasn't been any
one from Hilo since the County Bill
was passed; doesn't expect anyone
from there until after the County
election, but that I shall find lots
of my friends there after that, if I
care to call."
(Journalist, in answer to repeated
calls at 'phone), "Hallao! Yes!
Who is that speaking please? Nich
ols of the Bachelors Club? No!
Didn't see any maniacs around
here! Better ring up Central and
find out! Good bye!"
yoicer; "bay Doc! Wake up 1
old man! We did raise old "nick"
"The Kawaiakeakua's on you!"
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Russian frontier and attacked a
body of Russian troops. The Turks
were repulsed and driven back with
a loss of seven killed.
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