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PUBLISHED BY J. W. ROBERTSON & Co.
HONOLULU, H. T., WEDNESDAY, APEIL 26. 1882
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THE DAILY BULLETIN
Is published every morning, and cir
culated throughout the town, and for
warded to the other Islands by every
Subscription, - no coiitu per month.
II. L. SilK.i.io, .... Editor.
All business communications to bead,
dressed, J. W. Koiikktsox & Co.
Henry Wattcrson writes in the
April Century, upon the " Oddities
of Southern Life," introducing tho
subject as follows:
Every people is know by his jokes.
Men are less restrained in their
mirth, and givo therein tho largest
play of their likes and dislikes. Tho
humor of Harry Fielding, Thackeray
tells us, ib wonderfully wise and de
fective : it flashes upon a roguo and
lightens up a rascal liks a police
man's lantliorn. The same may bo
said of the humor of Rabelais,
though the objects of its ridicule are
not'always cheats and scamps. The
difference between ojtera bouffe and
Anglo-Saxon farce represents tho
difference between the life of the
French and the life of the English
With tho Americans it is not the
snob and the husband who are sat
irized ; ' our domestic jocosity cm
braces chiefly the small boy, the
widow and tho mother-in-law, re
serving for its most palpable hits the
bully, the visionary speculator, the
gamester and tho commercial agent.
Tjius American humor may be divid
ed into two classes that which re
lates to fighting and that which
relates to money. In the South the
general classification grows still nar
rower, joining, however, in whimsi
cality and local color what it lacks
There can bo no mistaking the
original of the old story of the tra
veler who asked a Mississippian
-whether it was worth his while to
carry & pistol, and was told: "Well,
stranger, you mout move around
here moro'n a year on' never need a
pistol ; -but ef you should happen to
need one, you'd need it powful."
Equally characteristic is the record
of a well-known Tennessee case.
The principal witness for the common-wealth
testified that he was sent
to get a fresh pack of cards, that he
got them, and returning sat down in
the grass. Here he bulked in his
1 testimony, and would go no further.
At lost, after; cross-questioning and
coaxing had been exhausted, the
-Judge threatened him with a flue
nnd imprisonment, where-upon he
said: "Please, your Honor, if I
must tell you how I dropped in the
jimsou weeds, I suppose I must. It
was just, your Honor, to look over
the kerds, and mark tfie bowers."
The following incidents no less re
flect the local color of the ante-
. bellum days : Two Kentuckinns went
to settle their bill at a hotel .in Bos
ion. There being a dispute about
(the amount, one of them grew 'angry
nnd bo0'an to swear, when tho other
'said: " jRctnembcr John, who you
are. Remember you arc a Kentucki
an. Pay the bill and shoot the
FOR HALE, a No. 2
Warehouse Feed Mill
Grinds from 1 to 2 tons per day.
Also, pulleys, belts, etc., nil In good
order; can bo run by steam or "horse
power, just tho article for a plantation.
HAY, OATS, CORN,
"Wheat, llrnn, Barley, Whole and
Ground, Mixed Feed, etc.
AS CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST
. 59 lin LAINE & Co., 84 Fort st.
B. F. EHLEBS & Co.,
All fho Latest NovoltioB in Fanoy OoodB recoivod
Gents, ladies' and Children's Furnishing Goods.
HONOLULU CLOTHING EMPORIUM,
No. 104 FORT STREET.
E5 READ ANP BE CONVINCED-!
P. O. Box 18374. OP fick OK Capital 83,000,000'
The International Clothing Company,
Corner of Broadway and Broom Streets.
A. M. MELLIS, Esj., New Yohk City, Dec. 6th, 1881.
Honolulu, Sandwich Elands.
Dear Sir: Your valued favor of November 18th Is to hand, containing your
order to which wo have given our closest attention, nnd you may rest assured we
have spared no pains to make this Initial order satisfactory, having closely fol
lowed your Instructions, sincerely hoping by fair dealing to secure your entire
patronage in the Clothing Line.
Wo are willing to make yon our Special Agent for the Hawaiian Islands, and
consequently can offer you Special Inducements on prices, as wo arc thoroughly
satisfied that a proper representation of our goods will, us has always been tho
case m tnu paRt, taKe preecuencu anovc
as we arc here, drlvlnc our competitors
We IncloBo you a largo and varied selection of samples of our Spring nnd
Summer Stock for 1882 now being manufactured. They comprise many Novelties
ana are especially aaapteu lor tuc Tropical uumes.
We have shipped your goods as requested via Panama. San Francisco, and by
steamer to tho care of your Agents, and
lauiug, sx. Hoping lor un cany continuance oi your patronage.
Wo remain, very truly yours.
Tho International Clothing Co., DONALD lUTZBKALD, President.
X. B. As It Is my intension to visit tho colonies of Australia shortly, I khall
stop to see you on my way. Yours above.
With tho above I take pleasure in informing tho publio that I haver
opened a full lino of
Boots, Shoes and Slippers
of all descriptions and styles, which I will soil at as lower price as this
market will admit. Thanking the publio in general for past favors re
ceived, I shall endeavor, as heretofore, to pleaso .them with their wants.
54 A. M. MELLIS, 104 Fort St., (lirowor's Block.)
New York Life
This Company issues every dcsirablo form of policy.
The tontine policy issued by this
those offered by any other company, tor particulars apply to
71 C. O. B13RGER, Special Agent ilaw'n Islands.
J. W. ROBERTSON & Co.
FEINTEES AND PUBLISHERS.
This department being under tho supervision of Mil. Cleviok, we are
prepared to do all kinds of
Book and Job Printing.
Such as Bill head., letter heads, wedding invitations, posters,
Programmes, dance and business cards,
Plantation draft books, cheqtio and receipt books,
Bills of fare, lodge notices, railroad and shipping receipts, etc., etc.
Tho work done at our ofllce is unsurpassed for neatness.
JSfComc and examine our specimens and he convinced.
Something New, 15 cents each, for sale
by J. W. Robertson & Co.
A new lot just received by
J. W. Roukiitson & Co
J. W. ROBERTSON & Co.
BOOK-BINDERS AND PAPER RULERS.
This branch of our business is under the supervision of Mi;, John L.
Rkks, well known as the oldest und best binder and paper-ruler in this city.
All description of Blank Books made to otder, such us
Ledgers, Journals, Day and Cash Books,
Plantation Time Books, Butcher Books, Pay Roll Books,
Check Books und nil other binding woik.
Having a first-class Ruling Machine
We can rule paper to any desiiod pattern. All work done at this estab
lishment is highly spoken of.
an outer makes oi Jteauy juaae cioinuig,
out of tho market.
you will find in this letter your bill of
and Fancy Articles.
Company yields better returns than
Redwood and Cedar
ry fJeET LONG, for ale In any quan
I titles, y
Al.t.KN & ROIIINSON.
JU. KAWAINUI, AGENT TO
take Acknowledgments to Labor
Contracts for tho District of Komi. Of
fice In ho New "(ia.ette" Building. 1
by every steamer.
ClaUK Sprocket. Wm. U, Irwin.
WA1.G. IRWIN & COMPANY,
Sugar Factors and Commission
Agents, Honolulu. 1
W. MACFARLANE & CO.,
Importers and Commission Mer
chants. Roblnsna's Fire-Proof Building,
Queen street, Honolulu. 1
HIIACKFELD & COMPANY,
General Commission Airnhts.
Queen street, Honolulu.
II. A. I Cartar. 1 C. Jnnco, jr.
n BREWER & OO.
Shipping and Commission Merchants
uuecn street, Honolulu. l
rpHEO. H. DAVIES & Co., im
JL porters ana commission mer
chants; and agents for Lloyd's nnd
tho Liverpool Underwriters, British
and Foreign Insurance- Co., and
Northern 'Assurance Co. 71
ED. HOFFSCHLAEGER & CO.,
Importers and Commission Merchant-,
lit nolulu, Ouhu. 1
n.n.Wllllams, A.Chossbrough, U.K.DImond
WILLIAMS, DIMOND & Co..
Shipping and Commission Mer
chants, Union Block, "corner Pino and
Market streets, San Francisco, Cal.
Pacific Mall Steamship Company,
l'uclllu Steam Navigation Company,
Cunard Royal Mull Steamship Company
Cal. lino of Packets from New York,
Hawaiian lino of 1'acketK,
China Traders Insurance Co. (limited),
Marine Insurance Co. of London. 71
JOHN T. WATERHOUSE,
Importer and Dealer in General
Merchandise, Queen it.t Honolulu. 1
Wholesale and Retail Dealer In
General Merchandise and China goods,
In the Five-proof store, corner King and
Nuuauu streets. 1
MS. GRINBAUM & CO.,
Importers of General Mer
chandise and Commission 'Merchants.
GRINBAUM & CO
Commission Merchants. 214
17 T. L E N E II A N & C O
-- Imnortcrs and ConunrsBton Mer
chants, Nuuana at., Honolulu.
S. N. Castle, J. B. Athcrton.
CASTLE & COOKE,
Shipping and Commission Mer
chants. Importers und Dealers in Gen
oral Merchandise, No. B0 King street,
J EWELEB.& OPTICIAN,
Sealer In Hawaiian Curiosities.
Store in the "Hawaiian Gazetto" build
44 lug, opposite the Bank.
E C K A R T, Manufacturing
TJL Jeweler, No
G Kaaliaraanu st. 81
D. W. CLARK,
llrp.ilrlng Watches and Clocks a Sped'
alty, No. (18 Fort Street. U;
V E C T 1 O N E II Y ,
McIixtjiv. No, 71 Fort st above
Hotel street, Keeps always on nanil an as
sortment of the beat French and Califor
nia manufactured confectionery, which
he oiler for alc to the trade or at retail,
at reduced pricm; iiImi thv bent brands of
choice cigars to be had in the market.
The best ice crc.ini, soda wutcr and cord
ials Call and try them. 1
4H)EE& omnibusses. rm
JamksDodo, - - - Proprietor.
NUUANU VALLEY IIOUTE:
Up trips: Lcavn W. U, Irwin Co's.
A.M. 0:13, 7 lOO, 8:00, 10:80.
r.M. 12 :05, 2 :0o, -.00, 5 : 10, 0 :30, 0:00
Down trips: Leao Res. ill J. II. liy,
A.M. 15:30, 7:30, 8:H(, 11:00.
I'.M. 12:45, 2:30, 4:40, 5:40, 7:00,9:20
Sunday Timb Taiilk.
Up trips; Leare V. O. Invla Co'b.
A.M. 0:00, 10:00.
r.M. 12:10, 2:00, 4:00, fi:30, 8:15.
Down trips; Lenvt: Huh. of J. II. Paly,
A.M. !):30, 10:30.
r.M. 12:45, 2:30, 4:30, 7:10r 3:0.0.
BKHKTANIA & PUNAHOU ST. ROUTE
Up trips: Leaxo W U Irwin & Co'i,
A.M. 0:00, 0:50, 7:45, 10:00.
r.M 12:05, 2:00, 4:00, 5:10, 0:45," 10
Down trips: Lcuvu Pumiliiiu struct,
A.M. G:30, 7:25, 8.40, 11:10.
l-.M. 12:45, 8:10, 4:30, 0:10,7 :10,10:20
Sunday Time Taiilk.
Leave tho Stables, cor. Fort uudJIotelt
sts., lor l'unnliou Street, Long ttrauch
Baths, fare 50 ets., baths incluaedt
A.m. tt::i0 to Walklkl; 0i00, 10:00a
l-.M. 2:00, 4:00 to Walklkl; 645V
Down trips: LesAo Po nnhuu street,
A.M. 8:00, 0:30, 10:80.
V.M. 12:40, 3:10, 6:80, 7:10, 0:00.
Out trips: Leave-W. O. Irwin & Co. 'b
A.M. 7:45, 10:00.
r.M, 2:00, 5:10.
Down trips: Leave Walklkl.
A.M. 8:20, 10:50.
r. M. 2:50,6:50. fv
Sunday trlp.4 : Icavc stables. ') ,
a.m. 0:30.. a
r.M. 2:00, 4:00.
A. M. 7:40.
Tho Long Branch Baths will be tho tcr-r-
Qt II. DOLK, Lawyer ami Notary Pub
u uc, no. io rumuummiu st.
JM. DAVII)SON,Attovrrey at Law
21 Merchant street. 1U
RICHARD F. 13ICKERTON,
Attorney and Counselor at Law.
Money to lend on Mortgages of Free
holds. OQlce, No. 123 Merchant st, 1
CECIL BROWN, ATTORNEY
and Counsellor at Law, Notary Pub
lic, nnd Agent for taking Acknowledg
ments of Instruments for the Island of
Oalui. No. 8 Knahumana street, Hono
R . CASTLE,
Attorney at Law am. Not
ary Public. Attends ull tho Courts
of the Kingdom. 1
TRANCIS M. HATCH, Attorney
at Law. 1G Kaahumanu st. 23
DR. G. TROUSSEAU begs to notify
his friends that ho has resumed
practice In Honolulu. Residence and
consulting rooms. No. 73 Punchbowl st.
opposite tho maknl gate of the Queen's '"'
iiospnai. tjonstimng nours iromu n.m .i
10 l.'. jeiepnonc no. iva. Dtfiiu
EMERSON, residence nnd con
sultation rooms at No. 2 Kukui st..
comer of Fort.
' Telephone No. 140. CO im
DR. CHARLES T. RODGERS,
Ofllce.Odd Fellow's Building, Fort
street. Residence, Hawaiian Hotel. 1
A FULLER, Surveyor for Bureau
WltAY TAYLOR, Teacher of Piano
''" forto and Oman. Tunlmrtnnll
F. HORN, Practical Confectioner, Pastry
Cook and Baker.
No, 71 Hotel st, Telephone 74. 00
HOLMSTER & Co., Wholesale
and Retail DrimghtK, and Import
ers of Fine Tobaccos and Clums, and.
Manufacturers of Juda Water, Ginger
Ale, &c, &e. 18"
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