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Clothing, Spots and Shoes, Perfumery,
Tollot Articles, Pocket Cutlery, etc., etc.
Gents" Furnishing Goods, Trunks, Valises,
Traveling Bags, "Watches, Diamonds, Juwolery and Silver-ware, otc.
Northeast Corner of Fort and Merchant sts., Honolulu.
AT THIS WELL KNOWN ESTABLISHMENT
Can always be found
Full Lines of Superior Furnishing Goods,
tT" Call and Select ono of those Celebrated "a
Gold Medal Waltham Watches
May 12 (82) M. McINEIlNY.
Bruce Cartw rlht. W. 3. Luco. A. W. Bush.
Union Feed Company
Largest and Best Stock
HAY, GRAIN AND FEED
Of All description, and guarantees to keep a full supply
constantly on hand.
02 ggTSend orders to A. W. BUSH, Fort St., Honolulu.
At Mrs. A. M. Mcllib' Cloak and
Mantle Making Department,
No. 101 Fort Street, : : Honolulu
Orders executed nt short notice. 72
Per bktne Knrcka, n full .line of
Silk, merino and cotton.
Pajama Suits, Etc.
91 A. W. IUchardson & Co.
JAMES H. HAWLOEM
Blacksmith and Farrier.
Is now permanently located at the
shop on King street, lately occupied by
Mr. Geo. Wtst 112
Dr. Do Fries,
The Doctor lias hurt returned from a
tour around the Island?, aud holds flat
tering recommendations from numerous
managcrb and prlvato owners of hones
lor lus skill and capabilities lu cm lug
all manner of diseases and couiplalnta
All orders to be left at Jus, Dodd's
Pantheou Stables. 115
Tin, Copper and Sheet Iron "Worker,
Plumber, Gab Fittor, &c.
Stoves and Ranges
of all kinds.
Plumbers' stock and metals,
House Furnishing Goods,
77 Chandeliers, Lamps, &o.
, XTCTill be paid for information that
Y T will leou to tho conviction of
whocer maliciously cut the tail
feathers off, and plucked the back
and breast feathers out of a Peacock
belonging to me. A further reward
of 810 will bo paid for information
leading to tho comiction of whoever
stole 11 Peacliicks about n month old,
belonging to me, from Pawaa on
Wednesday the 24th ulto.
Geo. II. Luce.
Pawaa, Little Britain, June 9, 1882
Shirts and Hosiery,
Fancy and Bluo Flannel Shirta,
TXMtn Rbirt-q ill rrrnnf vnrint.v.
Tifeii. Imported expro'-tly for this market.
fV;lj8 Iw A. k Cleshcrn Si Co.
tad Dealer in
THE OLD CORNER
Habt Bros., : : Proprietors.
Served np in (lrstrdass style at all hours
Open from 2 a, m. to 10 p. m.
Always on hand
Cigars, Tobacco, Pipes
&c; Ac. Also,
Per B. C. Murray
A new lot of cloth backed
36, 42, and 58 inches wide:
Tracing paper in sheets,
Triangles and Color Slants
Dixon's Drawing Penoils,
Blank Books, Fools Cap,
Thumb Tacks, and a fine assortment
of Notarial Record Books,
Supreme Court Scrap Books,
Register of Actions.
or Bill Cases, &c, &e.,&c.,&o.
J. "W, Robertson & Co.
WORK is the
Tor sale at
A. W. Richardson's.
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h $a lulle
WEDNESDAY, JULY ?G, 1882.
Old Mr. Jones, senior partner of
j ones aon, considered it a good
stroko of business "when ho Lad, a
telephone put in his grocery. It
took tho old gentleman several days
to got tho hang of tho thine;; but it
paid to have customers order
goods by tolophone of him from a
uistanco, when, before ho had a
telephone, they would run to the
nearest shon. Mr. .Tnnpa nut fnn.
gratulating himself upon this, tho
ouiuT morning, wnen tno telephone
boll rang. After the usual number
of " halloos." he distinctly cnurrlit nn
order for ton pounds of sugar, two
pounas ot cottee, a pound ol crackers,
lalf a bushel of potatoes, a peok of
apples, nnd a codfish, to bo delivered;
but he didn't quit catch the name.
A .. . ...; i i i .
iiiiui puvurai vain inais, no aSKCCl
tho orther party to spell it, while,
pencil in hand, ho prepared to write
it dow'n on a sheet of wrapping
paper. " Doublo u," said the voice.
Jonos wroto it down, and said,
" Double u."
" I have got that!"
, " Well, put it down again."
" Doublo u."
" Why, I've got that!"
" Put it down again."
" But I have put it down twico!"
" Well, put it down three timesl"
Jones sighed and wrote it aijain.
"A doublo d."
" A double d that's 'add' " solilo
quized Jones. Then ho shouted
back," Add what?"
" Add nothing! Just put down a
"This is infernal nonsense!"
muttered Jones ; but he cheerfully
called back, " Yes go ahead!"
"E double 1."
" E double 1."
Mr. Jones stamped on the floor
and pulled his whiskers savagely;
but he put it down and aweetlv
" All the name."
Then Mr. Jones studied his nnnor
carefully a moment, where he had
written thus " U u u u n u n H rl
1 1," and remarked to himself,
"Why. that's confounded non
He then halloed through the tele
phone again, and rung up the cen
tial office, and inquired in vain who
had been talking with him. Then
he studied tho writing some more.
Pretty soon in came his son, the
junior partner. Mr. Jones showed
him the letters, and told how he got
them. The iunior nartner ntiulinrl
them hard, read them both ways,
looked on the back of tho paper,
and finally said it was tho infcrnal
est bosh that he ever saw. Thnv
showed the paper to tho bookkoeper,
and he said it was sheer foolishness.
The bier clerk said it was ubsurrl.
The little clerk thought somebody
was crazy, i- many tue errand boy
looked at it and was told it was
meant for some customer's name ;
thereupon he asked Mr. Jones to
call off the letters, as near as ho
could remember the same, as be had
received them by telephone. Mr.
Jones did so, when the errand boy
nearly choked with laughing, and
"Why, that's perfectly plain I
Mr. Jones never felt such im
mense relief since ho went into
Honolulu Steam Planlnc Mills. Usnla.
Manufactures all kinds of Mouldings,
Brackets, Window Frames, Uliuds, ,
bishts. Doors, aud all kinds of Wood
work finish. Turning, Scroll and Jluud
Sawing. All kinds of Sawing and n.in
luj,', Morticing and Tenanting.
Orders promptly attended to and work
guaranteed. Ordeis from the other l.s
lands solicited oi
M. W. McOhosney & Son,
Proprietors Honolulu Tannery;
Dealers in Hideo, Tallow & Leather,
Also, Groceries, Provisions
'n Salt, etc., etc, eto.
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DILLING-HM & OO.
Importers and Dealers In
Hardware, Agricultural Implements,
House Furnishing Goods, Paints, Oils, Varnishes, &o.
Have made large additions to their stock of
To which they Invito the attention of buyers.
Simple and cheap devices for holding Tubular Lanterns
underneath tho body of a carnage, for the purpose of
lllumluatlng tho roadway.
Tho "Warner" Tubular
All styles of Tubular
New styles of Plows,
A full lino of Tinware, and many
Call and examine our slock.
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J. W. ROBERTSON & CO.,
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e are praparea wj receive lunner oracri lor any paper or magazine
published in California, tho' Eastern States, Canada and Europe.
At the presont time wa receive by every mail over ono hundroil tnd
fifty different papers and magazines, published in tho English, Fronch,
German and Scandinavian Languages, for. our subscribers.
As our subscription list is large, we aro enabled to furnish tho paspor
at a low rato of subscription.
-A-t 10 a Cord.
137 Ira P.M.S.8. Wharf.
FIRE WOOD !
First quality of best fire wood
For Sale Cheap!
Either In cord v ood or cut and split to
order. &ip AU wood delivered to
any part of the city without
Send orders to
Enterprise Planing Hills,
127 Port street.
Just received ex Furncss Abbey,
1200 Coils of Manila
and Sisal Hope, ail sizes.
Tor salo low by
02 2m A. W. Pelrcc & Co.
THE Hawaiian Journal, " Ko Ha
waii Pab Aixa," owned and
edited by Kawainui Bros. ; has a
i-nfit-lv rrlitiAn nf ft flfl nn!nt.. mill
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is the best advei tiding medium. Of
fice, No. C Merchant st. 1
Cultivators, &c, &c. f
Novelties, new so this market, too
DILLINGHAM & CO., Fort Stroet.
WILDER & Co.,
Goneral Agents for the
Mutual Life Insurance Co.
of New York,
The Largest, Safest and Most
Economical Life Insuraaco Go
in the world,
Cash assets, - - over $90,000,000'
For information concerning tho
Company and for rates of insurance
apply to "Wilder & Co., General
Agents ; or J. E. "Wisemak, Solicit
ng Agent. 71
A. JAEGER, - - - Resident Agent
Honolulu. II. I. 71
i. i, :, r-rjESCTy
TWENTY GOOD , ?-r'
alifornian Mules !
Kiptctcd per 7-ndy Lampoon.
"8 Apply to 0. Ill ewer & Co.