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ji' Importer and Dealer In
f toothing, Boots and
ljsj Toilet Articles,' Pouket
kQents Furnishing Goods, Trunks, Valises,
Traveling Bags, Watches, Diamonds, Jewelery ami Sllvor-wnro, etc.
Northeast Corner of Fort and Merchant sts., Honolulu.
AT THIS WELL KNOWN ESTABLISHMENT
Can always be found
I'Full Lines of Superior Furnishing Goods,
Hr Call and Soloot one
! Gold Medal Waltham Watches
1 I-' May 13
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Union Feed Company
Largest and Best Stock
ft- Ct All tlaunrinfinn imr? minrimtftrtu lf Vaati n full unnnlv
02 ESSend orders to
'' First quality of beet Arc wood
For Sale Cheap!
, JDlther In cord wood or cut nud split to
1 order. JQJ- All wood delivered to
) any part of the city without
f extra charge.
Send orders to
Enterprise Planing Mills,
127 Fort street,
A $'10 Cord.
S. M. CARTER,
I I8f Ira
Just received ex Furness Abbey.
1200 Coils of Manila
aud Sisal Hope, all sizes.
A For sale low by
93 2m A. W. Pelruo & Co.
Will be paid for information that
will lead to the conviction of
whoever maliciously cut the tail
feathers off, and plucked the back
and breast feathers out of a Peacock
belonging to me. A further reward
of $10 will be paid for information
leading to the conviction of whoever
Bxole 3 rcachicks about a month old,
belonging to me, from Pawaa on
Wednesday the 24 th ulto.
Geo. H. Luce.
Pawaa, Little Britain, Juno 9, 1882
WILDER & Co.,
GoEaiul Agents for tho
Mutual Life Insurance Co.
of New York,
The Largefat, Safest and Most
Economical Life Insurance Co
in the world,
For information concerning tho
Company and for rates of insurance
apply to WiLDfcu fe Co., General
Ajrents; or J. E. Wiseman, Solicit-
Cutlery, etc., cto.
of those Oolobrtvtod "a
A. W. Bush.
A. W. BUSH, Fort St., Honolulu.
THE OLD CORNER
Hakt Dnos., : j Proprietors.
Served up In first-class atyle at all hours
Open from 2 a. m. to 10 p. m.
Always on hand
Cigars, Tobacco, Pipes
&c, Ac. Also,
THE BEST SUSPENDER
J- WORN la the
For sale at
A. W. RiciiAnnBON's
BOOK and JOB
rxEOirreD at tiie
fyu iailij j$nllt
TUESDAY, AUGUST 2. 1882.
After Them All.
One day last summer, Jay Gould
stopped at Jackson, Michigan, while
on his way from Chicago to Detroit
to meet some big man who was
coming across from Fort Wayne.
While wandering around the depot
he was accosted by a thick-set, middle-aged
man with gray eyes and
ugly nose, who blurted out :
" Say, ain't you Jim Keenc ? "
,l No, sir," wni the reply.
"llccaiiso, if you are, I'm going
to punch your head 1 " continued
the man. "Jim Keenc busted my
brother-in-law all to smash on the
wheat business, and I've sworn to
break every rib in his body if 1 over
get hold of him."
The man with grey eyes walked
away, shaking his head, but in five
minutes ho confronted Gould again
and said :
"Say, old fellow, I believe your
name's Vanderbilt ?"
"No, Iain not Vanderbilt," was
" Because, if you arc, one of your
conductors on this road bounced me
off a train, and told me to get satis
faction out of Vanderbilt, and I'm
ready to take it here and now ! "
He went off as before, lietd a brief
conference with the station agent,
and tlicn crossed Gould's path and
" Is your name Russel Sage ? "
" Because, if it is, you can get
ready for a roll in a mud-hole 1
liussol Sage cleaned out my only
rich uncle in a stock speculation,
and I've sworn to mangle him on
sight ! "
Gould must have suspicioned that
one more inquiry was coming, for
he closeted himself in the telegraph
ollicc, nnd had been there only a few
minutes when the thick-set man
halted tinder the window and said to
a friend; "Jim, 1 want to find that
gent and ask him if he is Jay Gould,
because if he is, he's the worst pill
in the whole lot, and I'm going to
make a dog meat of him in just ten
seconds 1 "
Our vivacious Parisian contem
porary, Lc Figaro, has hit upon an
ingeuious expedient for effecting a
journey round the world without any
expense whatsoever to the traveler,
which expedient it fervently recom
mends to enterprising but impecuni
ous tourists for their adoption. The
first thing the wanderer does is to
become a Jew. Having performed
this preliminary feat, he must con
trive to effect a lodgment upon some
portion of the Czar's territory.
Thence he will be immediately ex
pelled and conveyed gratis to Lcm
bcrg, in Galicia. At Lemberg he
will be received by Mi. Lawrence
Oliphant, who will forward him to
the United States at the cost of the
Jewish relief fund. Arrived in Am
erica, the traveler puts on the rai
ment nnd demeanor of a Chinese.
He will then be conveyed to the
Flowery realm free of charge by a
philanthropic company bent upon
eliminating the Celestial element
from tho States. Immediately on
being set ashore in a Chinese port
ho should give out that he is a born
Russian, intrusted with a secret poli
tical mission, and therefore traveling
in disguise. The Chinese author
ities will at once cause him to be
transported to their northwestern
frontier, where tlioy will hand him
over to the Russians. These, as
soon as they find that tho stranger
is a Jew, will pass him on to the
capital of Austrian Poland, and
when, for tho second time, he ar
rives in Lemberg. he will have "put
a girdle round about tho earth "
quite as inexpensively, if not alto
gether as expeditiously, as ever Puck
did in his best days. London
Shirts and Hosiery,
Fancy and Bluo Flannel Shirts,
White Shirtfl in great variety,
Imported oxpretsiv for this market.
78 Vw A. S. Cleghorn & Oo.
DILLINGHAM & CO.
Importers and Dealers In
Hardware, Agricultural Implements,
House Furnishing Goods, Paints, Oils, Varnishes, &c.
Have made large additions to their stock of
To which they Invite the attention of buyers.
Simple and cheap devices for holding Tubular Lanterns
underneath the body of a carnage, for the purpose of
The "Warner" Tubular
All styles of Tubular
New styles of Plows, Harrows,
Cultivators, tfec, &c.
A full line of Tinware, and many Novelties, new so this market, too
numerous to, mention.
Call and examine our stock.
125 DILLINGHAM & CO.. Fort Street.
Tin, Cppper and Sheet Iron Worker,
Plumber, Gas Fitter, &c.
Stoves and Manges
of all kinds.
Plumbers' stock and metals,
House Furnishing Goods,
77 Chandeliers, Lamps, &c.
Table and Pie Fruits,
Nice Breakfast Goods, such as
Candle Fish, Salmon and
Pie; Pork In Bib. Tins.
Sultadle for families. For sale by
06 A. S. Clkohokn Co.
J. W. ROBERTSON & CO.,
Have just Rccoived
The following RSew Rflusic:
Opera and Bound Music:
The Pirates of Penranco,
Da Hallc-I.u Hand. Banjo arrangoment,
Dip me in ile Golden Sea,
Blue AlMitlan Mountains,
Since last wo met,
The White Roso from Mothor's Grave,
The World goes round and round,
Dars one more ribbcr for to cross,
floln' for tho cows,
The Old Refrain,
My little baby brother,
Days of Youth,
tip the Thames, rnarlow woods.
Jolly Utter Gallop.
The new Racquet Galop,
Pattl'8 Xcbo Song,
ESTABLISHMENT, At Mrs. A. M. Mellis' Cloak and
Mantle Making Department,
No. 101 Fort Street, : : Honolulu
Orders executed nt short notice. 72
Per bktnc Kureka. a full Hue of
Silk, merino and cotton.
Pajama Suits, Etc.
01 A. W. Richardson fe co.
.Smith's Musical Album, 1 2 3 i 8 0,
Children's hour of Pleasure,
Prl.e Piano School, by Karl Urlmch,
Ocms of Waldtcufol,
In the gloaming.
Across the fields,
My (tear flttle Home o'er the Sea,
Lea K Morta,
Poor little Swallow,
Does your heart beat true to mo,
I hold my heart so still,
Her I love and her alone,
Bright land of gold,
Rural Festival a Bccreitlon,
VltlhMtudes Heverlo, "
J)orUcrotii'A cek'brfttod Mlnuutto,
Hard Klrke Polka.