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HONOLULU, II. I., FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 1882.
SO Cents per HosUu
THE DAILY BULLETIN
Is published every morning by the
Daily Bulletin PonuauiKo Co.,
and circulated throughout the town, and
forwarded to the other Islands by every
Subscription, 50 CU. per month.
G. Carbon Kenyon, . . . Editor.
All business communications to be nd.
dressed, Manager Daily Bulletin, Post
Oillce Box No. 14.
J. 0. Cl.uviou, Manager.
Couldn't Fool Him.
A gentleman called his servant
one (lay and informed him ho wished
him to learn the names of the first
books in the Bible.
' Now," said he, " I will tell you
the first one, and during the day
I will ask you what it is, to see if
you remember; it is Genesis."
Later in the day Bob was called,
but he could not remember what
" Now," said his master, " I have
a way to impress it on your mind so
bo you cannot forget it. Now, Bob.
wc have an old horse in the stable.
What do we call it?"
" Correct. And we have a little
girl in the kitchen, what do you call
" Very well; now put the two to
gether and you have Jcnny-Sis-Gcncsis.
I think you can remember
it until to-morrow."
" Yah! yah! Yes, sah."
The next morning Boh was sum
moned to appear before his master.
'Good-morning, Bob; can you
give me the name of the first book
ju the Bible this morning?"
" Yes, sah, sure."
" Well, what is it?"
"Yah! yah! Can't fool dts chicken
dfs morning on dat-it is de old boss,
The ways of the swindler arc as
numerous as leaves in the forest.
Here are two very neat dodges : A
young doctor, who found himself in
a Dakota villiagc without a dollar to
pay a heavy board bill, concocted a
plau by which a wandering tramp
played the part of asmall-pox patient,
and the doctor vaccinated the entire
population of the town with some in
nocuous acid at 82 each. The swin
dle was disevcred too late, for the en
terprising physician and his bogus
patient skipped out with 8300 each.
A "Western circus manager arranged
to have a wax baby dropped from a
second-story window in every town
which his show visited, just in time
to be caught by one of his athletes.
The performance was succcsful sev
eral tunes, and crowds went to hec
the hero of the rescue, until the news
papers exposed the trick.
"Never take a leap in the dark,"
said an old adage. Many a man, if
he takes it at all, h obliged to take
his sleep in the dark.
It may be all right for lovers, but
" two souls with but asingle thought"
could never conduct the editoiial de
partment of a newspaper.
All the legend:! connected with
southern bloodhounds have to give
way when a tramp throws the ani
mals over a fence as fast as they
come up to him.
When a couple aro newly married,
they feel as if they could devour
each other. After a lupbe of a year
or feo their regrot is that they did
not follow their first inclination.
How to keep bees keep the rud
der end away from you.
v. Contractor -n!
i n,,n,i- awSuzSSFS.
Uilil .fiuiviii, --.
Honolulu Strain Plaudit; Mill, Espla
Manufactures all klnd-i of Moulding,
Hr.tekeiH, Whitlow Frames, Blind-.,
Sashes. Doors, and all kinds of Wood
work iltiMi. Turning, Scioll and Baud
Saw lug. All kinds of Sawing and Plan
ing, Morticing and Tenanting.
Order promptly attended to and work
guaranteed. Order fro.in the other ls
iuuds oltcltvd Jl
B. F. EHLERS & Co.,
DRY GOODS IMPORTERS,
All the Latost Nov.?ltioi in Fancy Goods
HONOLULU CLOTHING EMPORIUM,
A. M. JlIELLfS, Proprietor,
Importer and Dealer in Clothing,
Dry Goods, Fancy Good,
and Staple Goods, &c.
All the Latest Novelties by every steamer.
A. 11. MELL1S, lot
JEWELER, (j OPTICIAN,
Dealer in Hawaiian Curiosities.
Store in the "Hawaiian Gazette" bulld
14 Ing, opposite the Bank.
MAX ECKAKT, Manufacturing
Jeweler, No. 113 and 115 Fort
Ch.'iB. I. Gcmsch,
Practical ) "Watohmaker
Oaf Hotel Street, opposite the
12a 3m International Hotel. ia
D. W. CLARK,
Watch Maker and Jeweler,
AIwujh od hand a nice stock of
iSr-Watches, Clocks and Jewelry.-!
Kepalrlng Watches and Clockb a Spoci
alty, No. 55 Hotel Street. 32
At Mrs. A. M. Mcllis' Clonk and
Mantle Making Department,
No. 101 Fort Street, : : Honolulu
Orders executed at short notice. 72
So favorably known throughout the
Hawaiian Islands. Sold by all
No. 13 Liliha st., Honolulu 71
A I I PEKSONS SEEKING
- Employment, and all parties either
n Honolulu or at any of tho Inland? in
tlie Uioup in want of Employees will
pltMU- make tiieir wants known to the
imlnriKiied, who will do all in their
poiu-r to 1111 their onlert.
1'. O. Jones, jr.. J. It. Athcrton, II. F.
Dillinshiim, Employment Comniitlce Y.
M. C.'A. ' 1
Five Different Views
And Knawaloa, Hawaii,
The pUeo where Capt. Cook was killed.
For sale hy
1C9 2w J. W. ROBERTSON & Co.
Eoceived by every steamer,
Fost street, Honolulu.
Kolitrt Lewom, t: X. Cooke,
T E W E B S & COOKE,
U (successors to Lewcra &. Dickunn.)
Importers and Dealers in Lumber and all
kinds of Budding Materials, Fort street,
WILDER & Co., Dealers m
Lumber, P.imts, Oils, Nails, Salt
and Building Materials of every kind,
cor. Fort aud Queen sts., Houelulu. 1
ALLEN & ROI1IN60N, Dealers in
Lumbar and all kinds of Building
Materials, Paints, Oils, Nails, etc. 71
HOLLISTER & Co., Wholesale
and Retail Druggists, and import
ers of Fine Tobaccos and Clgats, and
Manufacturers of Soda Water, (linger
Ale, ilc, &u. 13
BROWN & PHILLIPS, Practical
I'lumbcjs, GasFlttor.sand Copper
smiths, No. IB Ntiuanu st., Honolulu,
House and Ship Job Work piomptly
trTT -T.'.TJ'n rr XT DA T-i .
. impor'er and dealer in Gent's,
Ladles' and Children's boots, shoes and
BROWN & CO.. Importers and
Dealers in Ale, Wines and Spirits,
No. 9 Merchant St., Honolulu. 12
Works Co. Steam engines, sugar
mills, boilers, coolers, iron, brass
and lead castings; machinery of cery
description made to order. Particular
attention paid to ship's blusksmithing-.
Job work executed on short notice. 1
JAMES H. HANLON
Blacksmith and Farrior.
Is now permanently locatod at the
shop on King street, lately occupied by
Mr. Geo. West 113
Dr. De Fries,
Veterinary Surgeon ,
The Doctor has just returned from a
touratound the Islands, and holds flit,
tering lecommendalions frnumuincious
uviu.igert. and private owners of horses
for his skill and capabilities iiecurinjj
nil manner of diseases aud complaints
All oulers to be left at Jas. Dodd'p
Pantheon Stables 115
Tin, Copper aud Sheet Iron Worker,
Plumber, Gut, Fitter, &c.
Stoves and Ranges
of all kinds.
Plumbers' stock and inctnjs,
House Furnisliinjr Goods,
77 Chandi'lior?, Lamps, &c.
Redwood mid Cedar
ry Fr.ET LONG, tor hjIo In any quan
Alvem & Bouiksov.
ii ii mji in. m jjgsf s" jg-giaes
C'laua Srruikuls. Wm. 0. lrnlu.
Sugar Factors and Commission
Agents, Honolulu. 1
GW. MACFAHLANE & CO..
Importers and Commission Mer
chants. Robinson's Flre-Hroof Building,
Queen street, Honolulu. 1
HACKFELD & COMPANY,
General Commission Agents,
Queen street, Honolulu. 1
AS. CLEGHOHN & Co., Importers
and G'ommiasion .Merchant?, Deal
ers In Ooncral Meichandlsc, Queen and
Kaahumann sts., Honolulu. 73
II. A. 1. Csrttr. l C.Jones, jr.
CB R E V K R A CO.,
Shipping and Commission Merchants
Queen Mreot, Honolulu. 1
rpUEO. H. DAY IKS it CO., Import-
JL ers and Commission Merchants:
agents for Llovd's and the Liverpool
Underwriters. Iirlti3h and Foreijrit In-
biirance Company, and Northern Assur.
ance Company. 71
ED. IIOFFSCH LARGER & CO.,
Iinnorturs and Cnmniinsion Mer-cliniiti-,
lit uolulti, Oahu.
JOHN T. WATERIIOUSE,
V Importer and Dealer in General
Morclmmliie, Queen st., Honolulu. 1
MS.GBINBAU M & C O.,
Imnortora of Ueiiernl Mor-
clinndiHoaiid Conimission Merchants,
"JVJ" S. GRINBAUM & CO. ,
-'-'- Commission Meiclinnt.s, 214
CfilifouiU streot, San Francisco,
7? T. L.ENEH AN & CO.,
-- Importers and Commission Mcr.
chants, Nunanu .st., Honolulu. 1
S.S.CiwtM. J. 11. Athtrton.
rj A S T L E & COOKE,
- Shipping and Commicsion .Mcr.
chant. Importers and Dcalcisiu (Sen.
eral Merchimdiso, No. B0 King street,
7 INC. WO OIIAN & Co..
lmpoitersand Reneral Dealer
in English, American and Chinese l'ro
lsious, Plantation Tea and General
Supplies. Alio, white and colored con
trict matllnfr. all qualities and prices.
tHjy No. 22 Xuuanu htrcct, opposite
Mr. Aloug's. 81
U.U.rlliin, A.ChotLhrouxk, W. Il.llmmt
WILLIAMS, DIMO.N'D & Co..
.Shipping and Commission Mer
chants, Union Block, corner Pine aud
Market strcots, Sau Francisco, Cal.
Pacific Mall Steamship Company,
PsclUu Steam Jftnig.ition Company,
Ciiuard Royal Mall SU-ainhlp Compauy
Cal. line of J'ackctn from New York,
HnuHiian line of Packets,
China Traders Insurance Co. (limited),
Marina Insurance Co. of London. 71
QHAKLF.S T. GULICK,
Agent to take AcknoH ledginentR to
AD OEXBKAL BUHINKSS AGENT.
Ofllcc, lu Makcc's Block, corner Queen
aud ICtuliuntauu i-ttcols. Jlonoliilu. 21
A. H A S S I N G 15 1!,
Agent to mho Ackiiowlcdirmenti) to
Contract! for Labor. Interior lltiee,
T E. WItfEMAN, 27 Merchant M.
' ' Real Itstnti) Bro'..er. Employment
Alfont and (leurnil Oillce BtisiiK'Si.
Telephone, No. 172. 10
THE Hawaiian Journal, ' KoIIa
ataii Pae Aisa," owned and
editod by Kaivainni Bros. ; lias a
weekly edition of 5,200 copies, aud
is tho beat nthertisiujr medium. Of
fice, No. 0 Merchant M. 1
M. W. BfTcChetmoY & Son,
Proprietors Honolulu Tannery ;
Dealers in Hides, Tallow & Leather,
Aleo, Groccritw, PrcrnHlon etc.
71 Salt, etc., etc.,
PEOPLE'S LINE OF
Jami:S L'ODK, - - - Proprietor.
NUUANU VALLEY KOUTKt
Up trlpi: I.ce W. O. Irwta A C'.
A.M. C:1C, 7:00, 8:00, 0:S0.
l'.M. 1L':U5, 2:00, 4 :00, S:10,C:30, 3:0t
Down trip: J.cme Kcp.iifJ.lI.J'Mr.
A.M. G:!!0, 7::i0, 8:30, 11:00.
r.M. 1L:45, 2:30,1 :40, 5:10,7:00, :
Sunday Time Tabiji.
Up trips; I.cavo Mf. O. Iritin A Cc's.
A.M. 9:00, 10:00.
l-.M. 12:10. 2:00. 4:00. 0:30. B:1B.
Dunn trips; Lease Itt . of J.n.I'otj,
a.m. vimi, iu:.tu.
r.M. 12: to, 2:30, 4:30, 7:10, P:10.
BKHKTAMA ."fc PUXAHOU ST. BOUTfl
Up trlpn: lHe W O Irwin A CuV,
a.m. G:00, G:.i0, 7:15, 10:00.
l-.M. 12:05, 2:00, t:()0, ti:10.C:15. lOt
Donn trlpr: I.tnc l'nunliou ttrvst,
A.M. 6:30, 7:2.i, 8.(), 1J:10.
r.M. 1:43,3:10, J:::o,e:10,.':10,10:r
Sl'NDtY TtMK Tabix.
Lta-e the Stables, cor. Fort and IlotfJ
fts., for Pitnahou Street, l.onp Branch
Baths, fare CO els., bath, included
A.M. 6:30 to WalUkl; 9:00, 10:00.
l'.M. 2:00, 4:00 to WaikllJ: C:4fi
Down trlp: I.csvc Jnniihnn Mrcot.
a.m. S:00, 9:30, 10:30.
r.M. 12:10, 3:10, r.:30, 7:10, 0:00.
Out trips: UmeW. G. IrRhitCo.'a
a. M. 7:40, 10:00.
r.M. 2:00, 5:10.
Down trips: I.ca e Waiklki-
a. M. Si'O, 10:00.
r. M. 2:50, 3:50.
Suudaj trips: Loara sttblo.
a. M. fi:30.
r.M. 2:00, 4:00.
a. m. 7:40.
r. M. 2:30, 5:J0.
Tlie Long Uianch Baths v.111 bo the tor-
Q B. DOLE, Lan,ier and Notary Pnl-KJ-
lie, No. lDKiialiuniiinti st. 11
T M. IJAYIDSON.Allontcy at
tJ 2t Merchant btrcet.
7UANCIS M. HATCH. Attorney
- at Law, 1.1 Kaahumanu st. 23
TOHN ItU&.SKLL. Attorney at Law,
tt Oillce, (.oriicr of Fort ami Merohant
Htrcetn (u)jtnll 115 Cm
TJIOHAaU) F. MCKEKTOX,
-"-A'ttoniey nd Cotmnellor at i.nw:
loneyjlo lend on Mortgages of Frce
hoI(lsrOftl', No. 31 Merchant it. 1
fjEILV BROWN, ATTORNEY
and Couniellnr at Law, Notarv ll
ljc, and Agent for taking Ai-know twig
ment.s of tntnirnent,H for the Island of
O.thu. No. 8 Kaahnmanu htn.t, lloun
1LLIAM oTsMITII, Altor-
ney at Law, No. G Merchant
Htroot. " ir Hit
Physician & Surgoou,
Olllee, 22.". Fort Mreet. Ofllc hourn
from 10 to 12 a.m.; and s to3 r.x
Kcsidence lot Nmunii st. t
DR. G. TKPUSSEAU beg- to notify
hii friends that ho )ian restntiert
pr.irtiec in Honolulu. I'chlcnce .ind
consulting rooms, No. ;:; Punrhhowl t,
oppoMte thctrrinkal gate of tin- queen's)
Hospital. Consulting hoops from M a.m
to 12. Telephone No. 193. JG isi
TTR. r.MEKSON, rcMdenc auTrtlo"
J MiltJlIon room at No. 3 Kufcct n
comer of Port.
Telephone No. Up. ,1fi2ra
AI'TLLGIl, Siirvoror for ISttrcnti
WRAV TAVI.(IJ. Tcarhtr of Piano-
fort- and Organ. Tuning in all
its Iminclicr. .Jo Cra
W K. IMJWKI J., Consulting and
T' roiistriictinfj Etineer; office
o .uvrin.tnt .'trccc. fT2ra
130 Fort Strut, . . Honolulu,
Portrait ond loiidtcape
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