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No. 203. HONOLULU, II. I., MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 1882. Hiilncrliittcni SO lentil prr Month. THE DAILY BULLETIN Is published every morning by the Daily Bulletin Puiilishino Co., nnd circulated throughout the town, and forwarded to the oilier Islands by every opportunity. , Subscription, 60 eta. per month. G. b.Mtaos Kiixvo.n, . Editor. All business communication: to be ad. dressed, Manager Dailv Bulletin, Post Olllcc llox No. 14. J. Q. Cluviok, Manager. Fun with a Deaf and Dumb Man. Quietly entering iv bnrbcr shop, the stranger removed his hat and coat, nnd taking a card from his pocket, wrote on it : "I want to be shaved." A barber stepped forward, read the cord, and, pointing to a chair, said to his brother artists: "Deaf as a brass kettle and dumb as an oyster." The man straightened himself out in tint chair, when his manipulator began lathering his face. "This deaf cuss has n cheek like a stone wall," he said, when n gen eral laugh followed. "Stick a pin in him and see if he is entirely dumb," said another. The victim remaining undisturbed, the following shots were fired at him by the delighted tonsorial artists : "He needs a shampoo ; his head is dirtier than a cesspool." "Shave him with a stool leg : don't spoil your razor on that stubble." "Gracious, what a breath! It swells like u Dutch band of music." "He ought to rent that nose for a locomotive headlight," etc. "While all this complimentary al lusions were flying about him, ihe operation of bhaviug was finished, nnd the man arose, put on his coat, and then turning to the astonished barber, said: "How much for the shave and compliments r" "I 1 I I," gasped the nston ished man, "Oh, nothing nothing, call again, excuse" and as the Ktrangcr left the shop, the discount ed barbers swore they would never believe in a deaf and dumb man again until they had first fired a ten pound cannon about his cars. Whitehall Tlws. A Sunday-School teacher road to his class that the Ethiopian eunuch went on his way rejoicing after Philip had talked with him, and then aiked, " Why did ho rejoice ?" A boy answered, " Ueeauso Philip was done a-teachin him." .. J. M- MONSAEEAT, A' TTOnxr.Y AT LAW and Notary Public. Real E'ttato in any part of the Kingdom bough), sold and lefted, on eommisMon. lounb uegotlntfd, Logal Documents Drawn. ' No. 27 Merchant fit. (Gazelle Block), 196 Honolulu, Hawaiian Island"). KvF&i'G- u- koheutson, psasX-W" Drayman-best teams In wivii. Teleniionr- No. 05. IS FIRE WOOD! FOR SALE. .A.t, XO tx Corl. Apply to S. M. CARTER, 137 , r. M. B. . Wharf. TOK SALE, u No. 2 Warehouse Food Mill Uriridfrom p to 10 tons per day, Alfto, pulley, biiltfi, etc., all In good order; can be run by lUearu or how power, jie.t ibo article' for u plantation. ALSO. HAY, OATS, CORN, Whom, Hruu, Barley, Whole ajnl Ground, Mixed Feed, etc. AS CHEAP AS THE CHEAPES'I 61) LAINE rt Co.. 84 Tort n. B. F. EIILERS & Co., DRY GOODS IMPORTERS, All tho Latest Novelties in Fancy Goods 71 HONOLULU CLOTHING EMPORIUM, A. M. MELLXS, Proprietor, Importer and Dealer in Clothing, Dry Goods, Fancy Goods, d jrs iKj All the Latest Novelties by every steamer. A. 31. MELL1S, 10 J A. KKAFT, J EWELEU. $t OPTICIAN, Dealer In Hawaiian Curiosities. Store In the 'Hawaiian Gazette" build II lug, opposite the Dank. Chiis. I). Geinseli, Practical ) Watchmaker. TSaf Hotel Street, opposite the 123 3m international Hotel. a D. W. CLAEK, Watch Maker and Jeweler, Always on hand a nice ."took of JO -Watches. Clocks and Jewelry."1 Repnlrlnz Watchet. and Clocks a Speci alty, No. ."i.'i Hotel Street. 32 Artesian See Works feSaisa ICK DLLIVLItED to nil parts of the city and suburbs at all hours of the (lay. Order from Oik other Island prompt h attended ti. " Office at W. K. Fo.sTKU'b, Bnddler, Fori Mreet. 15C Telephone No. 111. 2ra nONOU'IA ICK MA.NTFACTOHV. lee delivered to all part of the City, shipping suppllod lu quantltleH to unit. Telephone, No. 56. Olfire at WlltUf & Co.. 18 Drink Fisher's CHAMPAGNE CIDER I So fnvontuly known throughout tho Hawfuinri Islands. Sold by all leHpeetrtble riculcra. No.l.'l Lilihnst., Honolulu 71 I. I, PERSONS SEEKING - Kniploymeot, and" nil parlic. either 11 Hountiiiii 'or at any of the Island-i in ihe lli'ottp in want of RtunlnyocA will , uloace uial, their wnnU knouu U) Ilia tVO tyQ '' 4 li QD- uiairniriiKi, wuo rm uo uu in uieir cuitea UN" rsuwainin liros. ; Dos a poiwt to till their order. wMklv edition or 8,200 coniof, and DlVtlimrfentlttun'reo- ?! jf th .Wl .dmtirinp .n.li't.m. Of M. C.A. ' i;flfie,-NVi. fl Merchant n. 1 Received by every steamer. ' .'.' Ill1 II LiJI ! I -1.-I--IJ 'and Staple. Goods, &c. Fost street, Honolulu. KoWtI Li-no, (!. .V.. Cook: T E "V E R S & UIJOKK, fhiii'i'cssora to'Lewers i Dloltknn.I Iuiporters and Uealurs in LuiuIh- itml all kinds of DiiiUlls'Mtiteiials, Fort street, Ilouoliilr, 1 Wl 1 1) E a "& " Co Dedere i ' Lumber, Pulnu, Oils, Nails, Suit and Building Materials of every kind, cor. Fort unit Queen ats., Houuluiu. 1 ALLEN & RtilllNSON, Healers In l.utulior and all kindb of Euilding JiaieruiH, I'ninu. Ulls, Aalls, etc, HOLLISTEK & Co., Wlinlusnln and Retail DruggistH. and Import er.i of Fine Tobacco's nnd Cigar, and Manufacturer (if'tiuila Water, Ginger Ale, Ac., &o 13 THROWN &PIIILLIIS, Practical! ' J- Plumbeis.CIivHFIttorHaudCoppor-'lVT S. (ill'INllAUM & CO., KndtliB, No. lSNuuiinu.it., Honolulu. i'-1 Importers of General Mcr llnuhc and Ship Job Work promptly oliiunllHuniid Coniniix.sliin MerclninlH fXecuteil. 17 i ftCIIK. GE11TZ, No. 80 Fort st. , S irapor'er and dealer In Gent's, ! Ladles' and Children's boots, ahoe.s and' slippers. 03 ! ,..,.., . ,..,, . . J IV i.i-K.MilIAiN&UO., TROUN & CO., mportori. anrt.J . Importers and Commission Mtr-I --' Dealers in Ale.s. MueM aud Soirits. , chnnt4. Niiiinii t ii,,.i.,t,, Dealers In Ales. Wlnen aud Spirits, . .no. -j .Yierciniu si,, iionoiuiu. 12 .. ....1 . .. .. I..,.. i A. S. CLEGHOEN & Co. Have recelutda large assortment of Colonial Saddles, to ,ult all claM of purchaser,, pnr S. B. 1M1 Australia. - Just Received, Per bktue Eureka, a full line of "RYP.JP.T.V, f iTTTT? TS Si 1 V Jlj XL 1X1 I O ...m, ..,...., i ...,. Dnlomn Rliic ITlfn J. ilJiUll.t kHULrt, XJLO. Oil!, nw.vl.w. .,.! .... Jl A. W. Rlohnrdz-ou & :. JOHN N0TT, Tin, Copper and Sheet Iron Worker, Plutnlior, Gan Fitter, &c. Stoves and Rcmges of ull kinds. Plumbers' stock and metals. lions Furnishing (ocidi, 77 Chandeliers, Lamps, &. '"I',I1E Hawaiian Journal, ' KoHa .1 waii Pak Aina," owned and - II A V A I T' I TT I 1? ( V CL A Work, Co Steam engines, sugar 0h,,i7 Vm,!nri.!i- n,,.l n "!i rJM ' 1 ,",' &,1.01"1 "" '' W "f KlfC Vftnili,, boiler,, cooler., iron bAs, " Jn. &, , JWi.qm. Noj.jo,, ! SJir ;,"'Si)?.m , '- g 1 QKviu hrown, atfohnct attention paid to ship's Mauksinltlilng. . u 7 1 (; u-n C11 V f. i, '11 ""'i ' ."""""r at Law. .Votary Pub- ll, ,.n,t ,,.nntl nn tlmrl nnllnn I. l KJ " V yO., ' lie, 1111(1 ACIU f 1 1 P tlllclllir Ali-nnu-lMli.. -. IlVJ.yil.lJIJ IV1II lt t 1 FORT STREET. Llll L J. " -111'. -J - IP Commission Merchants. Geo. V. Maefarlane. 11. It. .Mncfarlaue. Q. W. MAC2ARLANE & Co. IMPORTERS, COMMISSION MER CHANTS AND Sugar Factors, Flra Proof Building, 02 Queen btrcot, Honolulu. H. 1. aui:nts for Tho Walkapu Sugar Plantation, Maul, Tub Spencer Sugar Plantation, Hawaii, The lloola Sugar Plantation, Oahu, Huelo Sugar Mill, Maul, Huclo Sugar Plantation, Maul, Puuloa Sheen Ranch Co.. Hawaii. J. Fowler & Co. Steam Plow and Port able Tramway Work, Leeds, Mlrrlces, WaUuti &Co' Sugar Machlu ry, Glasgow. Glasgow and Honolulu Line of Packets. 185 Claim Sprccktl. Win. O. Iruln. W.M.'G. 1KVVIN & COMPANY, Sugiir Factor nud Commission Agents, Honolulu. 1 HUACKFELD & COMPANY, General Couuulssloii Agtintn, Queen otrcel, Honolulu. 1 i S. CLEOIIORN & Co., Iiiiportern i.i. uud Goinmlsslon Merchant, Deal ers In General Merchandise, Queen and Kaahumauii tit.i., Honolulu. 7S II. A. I'. CbiUt. f. c.Janun.Jr. ("1 n u e Y e u & co., Shipping and Coinniisslou Murcluintd Queen street, Honolulu. 1 'PHEO. II. DA VIES & CO., Import 1. crs and Commh-Mon Merchauts: ! agents for Llovd's and the Liverpool Underwriter.. llrltMi and Foreign In- mraneo Compauv, and Northern A sur- anro Company. 1 JOHN T. WATEHHOUSE, w Importer and Dealer in General Alerciuuiuisc, Queen t., Honolulu. Honolulu. i , . i M s. I, ' X 1 A U M & C O. , i ! , ('lnln s"lo.n AJcrtliniitfl, 124 J,u ' street, Sun FraucUeo, ux1, II V. L li N E II A N & C O ., chants. Niuiaiiti st.. Honolulu -" H. N, CatlF. P A S T I. E J. II. AtlK'rtun. & 1: 0 O K K , " Iinjioi tors and (leuenil Dealer. In English. American and Chinese Pro - vl.-lons, Plantation Tea and General SUOOlies. AKn. hlll nnit pnlnwwl i,.,-i. i .traet ui.it tiujr. all qustlitlus and prices. Vy ILLIAM O. SMITII, Attor I ,.BflNo: " N,,"a",t Street, opjioslte V ? noy nt I.uw, No. JiC .Mc.-rcliant ... 81 rTr"' ''1' VV ""l",' '""" -n ' .N lltmlnir mill 'nnun C ni, M. riiatius, . Unlolt Block, ener P ,,,,d Market dtreeis. San Francisco, Cal. aiu-.m'k rot: I Parldc Mall Steatnshln Coninanv. Pacltlo Steam Navigation Company, : r,",!"'fl 10-v:l1 M" lt.",Wii Con.pu.o , oil. lint- of Paekets fiotn New York, Hawaiian line of Packets, (1iu! Tr:ll,,w rfim,p 0fti (Umluid), ; Marine Innnanee Co. of London. 71 ... u. t. ... ( UI A R I. hh 1 . (, L L I C K , ivr n v mini ir- NOIAlii PUI5LIC, Aent lo take Aeknowl.'dginent to L'ibor ContraeiH, AND njJNKIUI. IIL'SIXKSS AOTJNT. OUIce, InMakvo'.s llloek, coruer Queen aud Kaahumanu wivots, Honolulu. 21 row x " Aj:ent . HASSLN(KI, nt to who Acknowledinionfi to fiintrjeti. for Liilior. IntPrUM1 .Mike, Honolulu. To Planters and Othorn. TE RT I l r 7. 1: R.s.-pupnitpnos. C PHATKS and UONHMEAL, For fttle In qunntlthn to suit purchafers , By M.S. GIU71RAUM & Co., 1M Ira Qutfn rttet. PEOPLE'S LINE OF KirOMKlBUSSES -a Jamf. Doiid, - Proprietor. i NUUANU VALLEY ROUTE: Up Irlpi: Louve W. O. Irwin X. Vn'tL A.M. 0:15, 7:00, 8:00, 10:30. ixi. 12:0.1,2:00, 1:00, 5:10,0:30, 9 lOO ilimn trips: Lftu Uvt. urj H.l'aty, A.M. 0:30, 7:30, 8:30, 11:00. i-.M. 12: 15, 2:30, 4 :40, &: 10, 7:00, U:20 Sunday Timk Taiii.h. Cp trips; Lrnvo W. (J. Itivm jt Co't. A.M. 0:00, 10:00. I-.M. 12:10, 2:00, 1:00, 0:30, 8:lfi. Diin trips; Lcivc J.'ti ur J.tl. I'ntr, a.m. !t:30, 10:30. P.M. 12:IB, 2:30, 1:30, 7:10, 9:10. UEKETANIA A PUNAHOU ST. ROUTE Up trlpi: I.ravn W O Irlu A Co'r, A.M. 0:00, 0:50, 7:-lr., 10:00. P.m. 12:0.1, 2:00, -1:00, 5:10, tJ:ifi, lOi Udnii trip: I.mtu I'nii.ilmn vttvet, A.M. 0:30. 7:2.1, S.40. 11:10. P.M. 12:4.1, 3:10,-1 ::!D, 0:10,7:10,10:20 Si'.ND.vv Tuin Taiii.l-. Leave tin- Stables, cor. Fott and Hotul sU., for Punahou htictt, Long Unincli RatlH, fare 50 ets., baths Included A.M. 0:30 to WnlMkI; 9:00, 10:00' and 12:15. P.m. 2:00. 1:00 to Walkllii :I5 UI1U Oi'lil. Diiwn trlpn: Lcnve l'linaliuii utrect, a.m. S:00, 0:30, 10:30. P.M. 12:J0, 3:10, 5:30, 7:10, 9:00. . WAIKIKI ROUTE: Out1 trip: Leave W. G. Irwin & Co.'g a.m 7:45, 10:00. P. M. 2:00, 5:10. Down trlp.s: Leave Walklkl. a. M. K:20, 10:50. P. M. 2:50, 5:50. ' Sunday trips: Leave atablea. ''' a. M. C:30. P. M. 2:00, 4:00. Leave Wnlklki: a. m. 7:40. p.m. 2:50, 5:10. The Long Branch Baths will bo the tr mimes. Professionals. II. DOLE. Lawyer and Xotarj- Pul). ' lie, No. l.i Kaahumanu st. n -.- ,. n. .r,,'77T:. -J iI.UAVIDSO.V,AttorucvntUw " Merchant street. " is ,,, . .,.-- i 'tAiSCIb M. IIA TCII, Attornov "t Law, 15 Kaahumanu st. 23 I OH.N Itl'SSELL.' I OIIN Itl'SSELL. Atloruev at 1 aw Olllcc, corner of Fort aud- Snt sinwu An. ..i.. ..... 1 streets (up .Mnlr.s) 11.1 cm "OldHAKD V. 1J1CKEKTON, ...,".(ll, lltl VWIIIini'lllll HI. II 1" ' nients of Instruments for the Island of ! Oahu. No. 8 Kaalituuanu street, llouo- ' l"1"- 1 str,;(,t- Til lu. M. HAG AX, M. .. -r-, . . n ... VeUllilll Ar wmwnni. I "' l-IWtt" VV ""'tt"i wince. 22!i l-nrt fctrpnt. niu. i,. -.... fiom 10 to 12 a.m.: and 3 to 5 p.m Hesldeiiee 191 Nuuuim st. 101 t rMl.d. TI!(1ITi:. ir i "..'.. ",.' I J W frlen.l, that" he has reur ."d practice In Honolulu. H,.Ideni.. and '"' eotisit tin- rooms, So. 73 Punchbowl ht, ' opioite Ihe makal U!,te of the Queen'i , llfi-cpliul. Coiiniltln-f hours from n.m 1 to!2. Teleplione No. 103. .115 lra ' I TU. KMBIISOV. reSl,lHn.. nn:,S. . . "''"'J1"" l'0,"s ' ' Knktil ., e.orner of Port. - - ,:!lli".nili'.'-J.1!'' 2m A FUIJ.EK, Surveyor for llitrtou Veritas. 75 "lyRAY TAYLOR. Teacher of Piano.; forte aud Orpin. Tunlnp In all Its hmnchcE. .0 0m r i:. nOWEl'lTcTu.hTnrnnd ' J I, "iinriieiliig F.uprlneer; ' oilleo 3R Morehant street, ,sUI2m ( J. WILLIAMS&"co. " 120 Fort .SlrtX't. . . Honolulu, " Portrait. and Landfoapa f 3Eiotvj)jrn.x3iorris. v no -7 h t&r v