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MONDAY, APIUL 9, 18811.
A caustic uil, in spunking of an
impecunious friend, said, "lie set
tles liia ileitis just like clockwork
tick, tick, tick."
The. becoml-hnud of a clock must
always feel cheap; not because it is
not quite as ijooil as the others, but
simply because it is second hand and
must lake an auction-room rank in
The piitc of a wife in Siberia is
eight dogs; but vhat worries tho
Lowell (Jourler is that not knowing
t tie market price af dogs in Siberia,
it can't tell whether this is cheap for
a wife or not.
Two Louisville girls won a wager
that they cbultl waltz an hour with
out stopping. Going shopping ena
bles women to stand any amount of
fatigue except to walk two squares
when the street cars arc handy.
Said the lawyer to his landlady,
who was roundly berating him : "My
dear lady, you waste, your Iiiue.
After having been blackguarded by
.some of the ablest members of my
profession, nothing Hint you can say
can wound me."
Money will influence most every
one. A father who can seldom awake
his boy bns only to go to the foot
of the stairs and whisper, "Get up,
Johnny, there has been a snow
storm," and three minutes later that
boy is out on the street earning :i
quarter for shoveling off a sidewalk.
The above retort might be match
ed by ii dozen others culled from
domestic controversy, in which the
woman has come off triumphant.
" Ueally. my clear," .said a friend of
ours to his better half,, "you baye
sadly disappointed me. I once con
sidered you a jewel of a woman;
but you've turned out only a bitof
matrimonial paste." "Then my
love," was the reply, "cousolo jrour
self with the idea that paste is very
adhesive and in this case will stick
to you as long as you live."
Cciitriil Location !
ATTENTION is called to the LOT
adjoining n. Mclntyrc's pic
miscs, on King -trect, and this side of
More- on the corner of Alakc.i nnd King
streets, now being erected by HerMii.
jesty the Oueeii.
Responsible panics who wish to sec
designs, etc., and who desire to suggest
about the erection of stoies, number of
feet, required, etc.,, can do bo by apply
ing at once to the' undersigned.
GEO. W. LINCOLN,
Contractor and 'Builder, 00 King street,
or J. 13. WISEMAN,
General Business Agent, 27 Mcieiianl st.
C2iT Leucs gianted for 5 or 10 years.
S. M. CARTER & CO.
BEG to notify their friends and the
general public of Honolulu, that
Retail Dealers in Wood,
Coal and Feed.
They will also carry on the
General Drayage Business
Orders respectfully solicited.
Prompt n eis. guaranteed.
Place of Business 82 King street. '
TERMS BTMCTLY CABIt. 810
Telephone No. Dor.
Who wish to indulge In " A sweet whiff
of the balmy weed Nicotian," Will
do well to call at the
where they will (hid the
Choicest Smoking and Chewing
Tobaccos, Cigars, &c.
CoMiiiaiciAii J-Havana Ciuahs
Vanity Fair Cigarettes,
Meerschaum Pipes, &c, &e.
(SP'Comc u'"l ho welcomed by
H. J. NOLTE
THE OLD CORNER
Uaut Duos., : : Proprietors.
M E ALS
Sen (id up iu Urnt'Cltibft style ul all hours
Open from 2 a. m. to 10 p. in.
Always on baud
Cigars, Tobacco, Pipes
Iced JJi'iulos !
Buggies, Carriages, Express Wagons
and every kind of vehicles
and all kinds of repairing done.
F. HORN, Practical Confectioner,
Pastry Cook and Baker.
No. 71 Hotel st. Tolcplor.e- 74.
A Large Assortment
OV THE '
Fine Wall Papers
Just icculvcil, and for sale by
WILDER & Col,
C?n Call and examine. 147
1 ART NOVELTIES
or Tin: leading
United States FactorieB
Clarifiers, , ' '
Fire Cluy, ' ' l
Hemp Packing, with or without India
Baibcd Fence Wi;
Cane Knives, with or w ithout hooks,
Hand and Smith Hammer:-,
Patent Steam-pipe Covering,
Lubiicatiag Oil, , ,, , t ,
Cement, Steel Itnils,
Sugar and Coal Bag.,
Twine, &c, &c.
For sale by
II, HACKFELl)(!c Co.
FOlt SALE, n No. "i
Warehouse Feed Mill
Grinds from 5 to 10 tons per day.
Also, pulleys, belts, etc., all in ood
order; can bo run by hteatu or hon-c
power, just the article for a plantation.
HAY, OATS, CORN,
Wheat, Bran, Barley, Whole and
Ground; Mixed Feed, etc.
AS CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST
CO LAINE Co., 31 Fort St.
OBlco Sup't Water Works,
Honolulu, July y, 1882.
ALL persons having Water Privileges
nre notified that their Water Hates
mo payable semi-annually, in advance.
in mo oiucu of tl'o oupeiliitendcnt of
w aier works, foot of Kuuanu hliccV,
upon the 1st day of January and .In' v nt
each year. OlIAS. B. WlLSO'(, '
,. Sup't Wat crWoifM.
S. K. Kaai, Minister of Intcor. 201
Just Kccoivcd at
5 A. H. Cleghorn & Co'w.
- C"Wliite opou front shirts, at
Clias. J. Fibhol'H. Lending Milliiiory
Per bark Kalakaua
114 IToi'i Stvce,
201 ly Opposite Pantheon Stables
Sperm and Whale
JUST TO HAND, a quantity of Sperm
Oil, from thcWlialing b.irks
" Abram Barker" and " Orca."
AVarrantcd pure. Also,
A few casks of Whale Oil
all of fine quality, and
XTCISli: lHOJI FOOTS,
For Sale in qunr.titics desired by
HOIiLi:H A. Co.
lloaoli'.lu, Vjarch 0, 188.
" Variety the Spice of, Life."
SPSEM OIL !
We have on hand
Put up in 5 oall. tins
and cases of 10 galls.
Clear and Pure Sperm Oil
Taken by tho "Orcn," "LouUn'.nnd
"Mary & Helen," which will be
SOW at LOWEST P1UOES
Castle & Cooke.
17WOM A MONSTER SPKltMAVlialc
: nuik'iiiK 14(1 ban els, caught by tho
Bark " Louisa,"
WARRANTED OF A SUPERIOR QUALITY
and Nicely Stiaincd,
Polar ami Whale Oil
Constantly on hand, and for sale by
MS 8m A. W. I'lilUOIlA Co.
A. S. CLEGHORN & Co.
1 Itwo received a largo assortment of
Boots & Shoes
tq, suit all classes of purchasers,
II. J. AGNEW
begq to inform his friends and the public generally, that
he ha8 made complete arrangements for
Constant Supply of Hay, Oats, Bran, &6l9
Ol Llio Very XIchI. Quality, '
Which ho will oiler for sale at the Lowest Possible Rates,
From the I et of next month.
All unlets will meet with prompt attention, and will lie filled 'with dispatch. 319
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FIRE I FIRE ! FIRE !
To Arrive per barkonllno Discovery.
FIRE PROOF SAFES
Having been appointed Agent for the
Hawaiian Islands for
Hall's Sale Mini Lock Co.
1 am now pi opined to takciorders for
File Proof, Fire and Diirglnr Proof,
Jewelers, Dwelling House,' and Side
Board Safe, Jcweirv or Plate Chests
Vault FionK Victor'and Jfovclty Bank
Locks ifcc &.c.
Jtr. H. T. Polk. General Agent for
Hull's Safe and Lock Co., at present
staving here on ills way to Australia,
will gladly furnish any information re
guiding the aboc Safes &c.
230 ly Beaver Block.
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J. ML OAT, Jr., & CO.
Stationei and TVevs Iealexfejj
,Have Just Received, ex Bucz,
CABIXKT I'irOTO ALKIL1IH, AVTOUItAPH BOOKS, ,,,
IIt03Ii:XAIK IIAB, Pl'nHKH, PAPEK, liXVEIiOPES,
Base Balls and Bats
Now is the time to subscribe for Newspapers nnd Periodicals for 1883. .
IS" All orders will
Gazette Block, No.
J. W. ROBERTSON & CO.,
(BUCCESSOUS TO M. 21. WIIITNKY.)
Importing and Manufacturing Stationers.'
Printers and Book-Binder,
Nos. 19 and 21 Merchant street, .
The Oldest, Largest, and Cheapest
t Stationery Establishment in the Kingdom.
Keep constantly on hand a large assortment of
Blank Books, of all descriptions;
Foolscap, Legal and Bill Cap,
Journal and Triul Balance Paper?,
Linen Papir and Envelopes, all bizes;
Writing and Copying Inks, in quarts, pints and coneii
Mucilage in all i-i.cs, especially adapted to this climate j
Drawing Paper and Pencils, . ., ,
Tracing Paper and Cloth, ' "
Transit Booksrield and Level Books, adapted for the use f
of Surveyors and Engineer! j
Memorandum and Pas Books, i
Silver and Perforated Card Boiud,
Shipping Turs, Bhippinff lleccipt Books and Pads,
Note, Draft, and Bcceipt Books', l
Andnumerous other articles in our line (o befoundfi a wellkejjt stock
We have made Mich arrangements with our Music AgcHto, as will, enable us
hei caller to keen on handa full assoitnient, and alt-o to receive tho latest picccHiiS
they arc published. Any special order will'rcceive our' best andfprompt attcn
iljj ail il WfWil
Splendid New Stock of Solid Gold anif PlatJed Jewelry,
Silvcr.riatcd Ware, &c, &c.
J. W. BOBERTSON & Go's
WE arc prt pared to receive further oiders for any Paper or Magazine publish
cd in California, tjio Eastern States, Canada, and Europe.
At tho present time wo receive by cveiyinail over one hundred and ilfty
different Papers and Magazines, published in the Englibh, French, Gcrniau, and
Scandinavian Languages, '
As our subscription list is large, wo uro enu'blcd t6 furnish tho Papers and
Muguzlnes at a low rate of Subscription. 182 '
TTT-TirT T Tt' L ' " ''? ,' ', ' r'!m?y?',, M "yPf
Jtadc fiom the purest materials
I Is tho best non-Intoxicating
j1 drink on the Islands !
I "It will thoroughly refresh the jaded
! mind and wearied body."
I J. Fisher, 13 1.lliha Street.
C3T Town oiders may be left at Jlrf.
Wcik's, Klne street. 2o2
i and Builder,'
Honolulu Steam Finning Mills, Espla
Manufactures all kinds of Mouldings,
Bracket", Window Frames, Blinds,
Sashes. .Doors, and all kinds of Wood
woikllulsh. Turning, Scroll and Build
Saw ing. All kinds of Sawing and Plan
ing, Morticing and Tenanting.
Oiders promptly attended to and work
guaranteed. Orders from the other Is
he filled promptly .Jgj
35 Merchant Street,
!i an 1 1 i
l J wiiil ""llW''I.U..lly.i.J
Watchmaker and Manufactur
Nos. 113 and 113 Foil Street, j : Honolulu'
and Silver Watches,
U tfc, BrarfA . - -W. -
. TMMi. Vl!lnnVa,ksi.iau