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"IB MAIDEN MEDITATION, FANCT FREE."
" O where are yon going, my pretty maid?"
"To do some shopping, he sweetly said;
"And where T" he asked in a glad surprise
"O, anywhcre,where they advertise."
"Ma," said a little girl, "if you'll let me bay
some candy, I'll be good." " My child," sol
emnly responded the mother, ' 'yon should not be
good for pay; you should be good for nothing."
A little girl who had often heud her mother
peak of her father (who was somewhat bald) as
being a self-made man, asked her one day why
her father, if he waa a self-made man, did nt put
more hair on his head.
Which travels at the greatest speed, beat or
cold? Heat, because you can easily catch cold.
" Bam, you are not honest. Why do you put
all the good peaches on top of the measure and
the little ones below? " " Same reason, sah, dat
makes de front ob your house all marble and
the back gate chiefly slop bar'l, sah."
Portly Old Gent." Here, doggy, doggy I Where
did that blamed dog go to, I wonder."
A quiet family, having Just parted with a
valuable horse, have concluded to remain in town
and will let their large double carriage to a
responsible party at reasonable figures.
In the garden two 6-year old children, a girl
and a boy, exchange vigorous blows and
scratches, meanwhilecaluminating each other at
the top of their voices like Homeric heroes;
Mamma interferes, and after much difficulty,
succeeds in separating them. "What in the
name of goodness are you up to. you unhappy
little wretches" "Playing husband and wife
It's never safe to Judge a man's character by
the umbrella he carries. It may be only a bor
A wife informed her husband that she was
working herself to the grave for the want of a
hired srirl. and as he went out she leaned back
Iand fell to weeping. The children were making
a noise in the hall as he passed out, and he
cauea 10 wem: iou siop wis racseu xuur
mother won't live a week, and when you get a
stepmother next spring, she won't put up with
any such fooling I " When he came home that
evening, his wife met him with a smile and said:
" Is n't ours a cosy home, Richard, with only
our own little family to look after? "
JUST STOP AND THINK!
Don't you know that one of the best and easiest "ways to save your "hard earned
wealth" is to buy where you can get the
3MC0? COOX0 PQSI T MAST JttOXT?
Of course you know it, and in order that you may know that we know you know
it, we want to remind you that we are now offering at
RIDICULOUSLY LOW PRICES!
ONE OF THE LARGEST AND BEST SELECTED STOCKS OF
CLOTHING and FURNISHING GOODS,
HATS, CAPS, TRUNKS, VALISES, ETC.,
It has ever been your fortune to witness or our fortune to secure.
An examination of our goods and a knowledge of our priceB will convince yon that we are telling
yon only the PLAIN, UNVARNISHED TRUTH!
Ton are respectfully invited to call and test the trnth of our remarks.
CIO HIS oo.
THE GREAT AMERICAN CLOTHING HOUSE,
Cor. Nuuanu and Marine Sis., HONOLULU.
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