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WEDNESDAY, JAN. 2, 1884.
A llttlo volume with tho above ex
pressive title 1ms recently been pub
lished, in the interest of good deport
ment ; but the book don't exhaust the
subject by a good dcnl, and the fol
lowing "don'ts," relative to street
milliners, jotted down us they come
to mind, will prove interesting to
Don't keep to the right when walk
ing upon tho sidewalk. Should you
1 do so, ten chances to one you will
attract no notice from those you
meet. Keep to tlie left if you would
make a sensation.
Don't hide your umbrella under
your coat as though you were afraid
people would think you had stolen it.
Make a Greek cross of yourself by
carrying it under your arm at right
angles with your body. Besides, this
is the safest way to carry an umbrel
la. If any eyes arc punched out
with it you may be certain they won't
Don't carry your cane as though it
was a third leg. Let it drag after
you in a manner which shall trip up
anybody who comes too near. How
eaii you know that the man behind
you is not a pickpocket, with designs
on your wallet and Avutcli?
Don't sit in the horse-ear with
your back square against the side of
the car. Dispose yourself at an
oblique angle, occupying the space
of two or three seats. What is the
use of being a hog unless yon let
folks know it?
Don't forget to puff vigorously at
your cigar as you pass along a crowd
ed sidewalk. It is only a mean
man who would wisli to keep all the
smoke to himself. Gallantry to the
fair sex should make you especially
generons in your i'umid bemactions
when women are near you.
Don't apologize if you chance to
step upon a gentleman's foot. It
might make hitu feel awkward. But
turn the matter off jocularly by re
minding him that you must step
somewhere, or advising him to keep
his feet in his pocket. He cannot
but admire your presence of iniiidt
and your ready wit.
Don't take any especial pains to
point out the way to the stranger
who asks to be directed. Just as
like as not he won't remember aright.
Tell him to follow his nose and he
will lind it, or push by without seem
ing to notice him.
Don't walk at one monotonous
pace all the time. If you arc in
company walk slowly, two or three
abreast. This will prove a trial of
patience to the people behind you
but patience is a virtue and should be
exercised. "When you are alone go
at railroad speed, elbowing your way
vigorously through the crowd. Every
body admires activity and energy.
Don't, when two or three of you
get together for a little chat, consider
that you are blocking the sidewalk.
The sidewalk was made for man, not
mail for the sidewalk, and it is your
province to enjoy it to the full.
Don't forget to stare at the women
folks. Your eyes weie given you to
stare with, and if the women don't
like it let them remain indoors.
Don't pass by a lady without turn
ing around to peer into her face. If
you don't do this, she might think
you were not a jackass, and it would
be cruel to create a false impression
in her mind.
Don't talk in a low tone of voice
ua you walk along, unless you hae
something really worth hearing. If
your conversation is of your acuievL
ments in guzzling beer or mashing
the girls as, no doubt, it is the
more people who hear you the neater
the nuraoer ot tuosc wuo wiu Know
you to be a superior being.
Don't miss tho opportunity of ex
hibiting your fine clothes and reliued
manners in .front of the liquor
saloons, theatres and other places
where your prominence will be ef
fective. Don't care for anybody but your
self. Remember that Providence
. helps those who help themselves.
A very remarkable sunset, or
what appeared to 'be a fine aurora,
has been visible in the western sky.
The heavy rain of the past two days
have been followed by rapid evap
oration, and the ususial electrical
coalitions produced the extraor
dinary combination of hues in the
aky on the western horizon, Anoth
er beautiful sunset was witiussed
this evening. The unusual phenome
non is attracting a good deal of
J. H. OONGDON & 00.,
Boavor Block, Queen Strost, Honolulu
Importers, Slipgid General
havi: .ii'ht ijAXid:i a i,Aiu;r, joxkiux:iiuxt ov
Barley, Bran, Oats, Onions, Beans, Whoat, olc. Choioo tablo &. driod Fruils.
Ex " Mariposa " Large S ock of CII01U12 POTATOES, which wcolTor to tho
tiiulc at si'itciAi, 1'iiiCKs. PAltAOOX AXLE (1HKASE. which gives mil.
583 versnl satisfaction. jBtTCorrcspomltnco solicited. 3m
0 1 K'ng ttrcct, next door to Bethel,
Practical Watchmaker & Jeweler,
Has on hiind nti elegant stock of
Very Superior Cold
Al o, a good assortment of
Messrs. G. W. Macfarlane&Co.
HAVE received from London a
s-pecial consignment, which is
now en view, of. LONDON JIALlE
Newest and Host Recherche Patterns.
Emerald, S:ii hue,
Pearl, nml Oilier (Jem Kings,
And otlicr Ornaments nil mounted
in lino sold.
ALSO, A Sri.ENDID ASSORTMENT OF
FoY Ladies and Gentlemen.
Including some fine Minute Repeaters
niid Chronogiaplis, in heavy 18-ciir.it
gold casts: some Beautifully Etwmehd
W.uclus, In hun'Lig cases, for I.u.liet,
and :m abborimuu ot line
Al-o a verv bountiful Assoilnvnl of
SILVEK JEWELRY, of specially new
design and make.
JSTThe whole consignment will bo
ottered at exceptionally low price, to
clear before New Year's Day.
537 tf b
Honolulii Iron Works Co,
Offer for Sale the Following
In quantities) to suit ui't'haci'H,
130,000 ft. of pipe composed of Gnlvan.
ized Water Pipe, from 3in. to 2in.
Steam and "Water Pipe from n. to Tin.
loro ft. of OJain. Artesian Well casing.
The genuine article direct fiom Balti
more, over COO TONS, Ex " Spartan and
Henry Jameb "
REFINED BAR !R
ALL SIZES, CCO tons to select from.
Patent Wale Lifts!
G Tons and S Tons
EDDYS WATER GATES with Flanges
for Aresian Wells from 5in. to 10 in.
HONOLULU IRON WORKS CO.
600 Chances, at $2.50 a Chance.
Tickets to be bad at Nordberggs Anchor
HaiM of tie Kiailoii
Published in connection wi h tho
PACIFIC COAST DIRECTORY.
6B9 Twenty. Fouith St,, Oahland,
424 Montgomery St. - San Francisco.
Frank Dn Tree,
570 lm Special Agent.
Kin William, 4fe
.3. II. CONODON &: Co.,
and Silver Jswelry,
WAT HE nml CLOCK".
WENNER & Co.,
Have on hand New Foreign and
Home 31 ule Jewelry,
Watches, Bracelets, Necklets, ,
Pins, Lockets, Clooks.
And Ornaments of all kinds
Silver and Gold Plate,
Elegant Tea Set3--in Solid Silver
Suitable for Presentation.
NATIVE JEWELRY A SPECIALTY
Repairing and m 'riding in all
TJic Sole Agent for King's
CELEBRATED EYE PRESERVERS.
JEWELER, J OPTICIAN,
Dealer in Hawaiian Curiosities.
Store in the "Hawaiian Gazette" bulld
44 ing, opposite the Bank.
rPlIE Undersigned Proprietor of the
mm mm candy faciqry
desires to inform his patrons and the pub
lie generally that notwithstanding tlin
recent DISASTROUS FIRE, has erected
A NEW FACTORY
On a. much more Extensive Scale which
is now in Full Operation, and which
will be in complete working oida by an
Early Ariival of new Machinery nnd
TooN. ILis received per "ALAMEDA"
the Largest and Vai ied Assoitment of
For Chii tmas Trees; will also have
on hand 100 POUNDS of the so much
Of his own Minufacture, and a Large
Assortment of His 0vn Home Made
As also his Delicious, Fresh
CHOCOLATE CREAMS !
Christmas and New Year
Fruit, Pound, Sponge, and Jolly Cakes,
Richly ornamented, and is again pre
paied to receive orders for his so well
known rich and fine flavored
Ornamented in the most Artistic Style.
Of the Finest Qualities, will be sold at
Fifty Cents per Pound.
With largely increased facilities, I am
now prepaied again to supply my (Jus
turners with PURE nnd "WHULESOMB
CONFECTIONERY of my own manu
facture; thanking the Public for their
liberal patronage before the lire and so
liciting a coutinuance of the same in the
TIJJ3 OJL.JO Hr.rA.:VJD.
71 Hotel Street. Telephone No. 74.
TV YOUR HORSE IS SICK or LAME,
JL or any way out of order, call on A
T. BAKER, at C ipt. J. C. Clunoy's sta
bles- corner of Queen & Punchbowl Bts
JgyHreaking horses to saijdle or our
riagc n specialty. 400 ly
A Lot of Land
300 ft. wide by 300 ft. deep,
Situntod, on m.nkni bide of Beretunhi
Street near the rcsidenco of Mr. AVonjr
Qui, Water laid on
STABLE AND OUT-BUILDINGS
AIAO ON THE I'HKMISES.
Treo3 and Flowers arc u w Inntcd and
Grounds are wcjl lai.l out.
0 tf g CHULAN & CO.
Fancy Work from Madeira.
INLAID WOHIv a beautiful line hi
rare woods, such as:
Ladies' Work Boxes,
Glove and Handkerchief Hongs
Paper Culters Ac., Kino Albums,
Jewelry L'a-es, Cigar Cases
Chess Hoards. A full Ahs't of
Horso Hair Fancy Work.
A full line of MADEIKA HANDMADE
Embroidery and Crotchet.
Underiiils Chemise Tops,
lied Sets, Pillow Case,
Baby's Hobes. Night Diesscs
Suunro Hound Tidies.
KDGUN08 AND IN8UUTION8
Baskets and Chairs.
A FCLIi I.tNE OF
Ladies' and Gents' Gaiters.
M. A. GONSALVE3 & Co.,
571) lm Hotel utreel.
EX LATE ARRIVALS
A largo and select stock of Ladies and
A beautiful liuo'of Gent's and Boys'
Straw and Eelt Hats
AUtiftl.c latest style-!.
AVe would call utttntion to the above
line of Good as having been s-clcrtcd
by JIu. M. McInekny. oOl
P. A. DIAS
Informs his f ,!en Is and the public gene,
rally that he will
Open on Saturday Next,
His lew Dry Goods Store,
On King Street,
(Near Castle & Cooke's) with an
Gent's Furnishing Goods, &c.
Will open on
Saturday, Dec. 8th, 1883.
with a large collection of
Chrpmos, Ebony Ware,
Aitists Materials, &c, &c.
No. 108. : : '; King Street
Wav's New Block.
078 KING BEOS. hub
STREET LETTER BOXES
HAVE been prepurad and distributed
through the ci.y at the following
On Telephone Polo near King Slreol Stables,
On Telephone Polo al iho enhance of Ro.
formalory School, Palama.
At Iho East corner of Llllha and School sis.
At tho North corner of Nuuanu andJudd sts.
At tho Soulh corner of Nuuanu and School
At tho South cornor of Nuuanu and Borotania
At Iho Wost cornorof School and Emma sis.
On Borotania opposllo Emma shoot.
Af tho North corner of Borotania and Punch
At tho South corner of King and Punchbowl
Al iho East cornor ofThomas Square on Bor
At tho South cornor ol Punahou -.A nfirifln.
la ilreot. -7 Derc,an'
,1. boxes will be vbiled twice eneli
.ay, (except S,.n lavs), at8o'clo-k a m.
and 2 o'clock p 11., by a Post Ollhe
iiicfi'Ciiger, and tho letters raided to the
Post Olllce. All iutcr-island and foreign
letters that are prepaid by i-tumps will
bo fnrwurdo.l in tho mulls nil piomptly
us if they had been leftat the PoatOlllco.
Letters not prepaid will not lie
It is the Intention to provide more
Street boxes, during tho coming year,
and phro them tit all convenient pointa
will In t.vo or thico miles of tho Post
GENERAL POST OFFICE.
Honolulu, Dec, 14th, 1880. 580 4t b
W. H. PAGE,
HONOLULU CARRIAGE MAHUFACIORY,
N03. 128 mid 180, FORT STKEET,
(opposite Pantheon Stablc3)
HONOLULU, IL I.
Tho Manufactory contains a complete
Cirriage Shop, Blacksmith Shop, Paint
Shop, ami Trimming Shop.
DRAYS AND TRUCKS,
HAND CARTS, &C, iiO,
M'ulc to Order on most favorable terms
and all work guaranteed.
The Closest Attention rIvcii to re
pair work of all kiiulH.
Hiving been in business n the I hinds
forn number of yoirs employing nino
but the mo3t Skillful of 5 chiuiic, anil
nsiusc only Al Material, I can strictly
guarantee all worn leaving my Manu
factory. Give me a call beforo purchasing
Don't forget the place.
128 and 1M FOKT STKEET.
orrosrrn dodd's stables.
D. JI. CttOWLET.
CRCWLEY & CO.
78 King Street.
HANUFACIUM OF FUBHIUU
IMPORTED and HAWAIIAN
Elegant Coverings and Trimmings,
"BOSTON" ami "CHALLENGE"
Xo .0 oe surpassed in
Durability, Comfort, and Price.
Several PALOR SLTS from $50 upwards
Any sized House furnished
On the installment Plan
LarMes Needle work mounted aud up.
lioNtcred. te-hiflpd and covc-ed in, best
Style-AT LOWEST KA1ES.
Remember : 78 King Street
For Christmas or
New Year's Presents
Ilollister & Co.,
Foiit St. on Nuuanu St. Stores,
Offer inducements to purchasers in aiv
A3V X.OAV MtIC.ES J
A Goodpasture for Horses,
A. A. MONTANO.
AWA of Paltuna having made au an.
tdgument this day to the under
signed for the benefit of bin creditors,
all persons having any claim against
said firm, w 111 nle.ise present them at our
olllce within sixty days from dato hore.
of, or they will bo torover barred; all
persons owing said AWA are requested
to 111 iko Immediate payment to tho un.
Honolulu, Dec. 12th, 1SI. 584 lm
rpiIE 110051 recently occupied by
1 the Planters' Labor & Supply Co,
over Mes n v G, 1 -win ,v. O Vh,
Apply to JOHN II. PATY,
560 u 1) Trustee,