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siu gua giuih.
MONDAY. Jt'NK !, 1881.
EXPONENT OF THE
At a Base Ball game between the
Beasts and the game is often
played by beasts the Monkey, who
sat on first base, put in some pretty
fine work, having practiced with
eocoanuts, in his native clime. The
Camel who was supposed to be a
disinterested observer of the game,
thought he too would like to get his
back on, and do a little showing off.
As ill-luck would have it, however,
he missed an easy tly, whereat the
Beasts waxed highly indignant as
weU as the Camel and drew odious
comparisons betwixt the case in
point and the Scriptural text about
"straining at a gnat."
The Monkoy gave him the last
straw and after breaking his back
"You'd better stick to hunip
iring." This saying exasperated the as
sembled multitude even more than
the Camel's muff, and Darwin's
brother was promptly expired.
Mohai.: 'Tis better to be an Um
pire in a Base Ball match than n
funny man. Life.
"A young man" said the visitor,
who had been invited by the Super
intendent to make a few feeble re
marks to the boys, "is like a ship
in the ocean a1 long as the ship is
sound and no water leaks in. she
rides triumphat. So with a young
man he may be where there is
wickedness, but if he keeps it from
leaking in. if he keeps tight that
is-he-if lie is always tight and
and ." And then the visitor real
ized that it was so awful that he
never could make it right, and he
sat down and feebly mopped his
face with a red handerchief, and it
was so quiet that you could have
felt a windor pane. Rockland
An old German merchant in the
City was informed that a lady had
ealied to see him in his absence.
"A laty." he mused aloud; "a
laty ! " Upon an accurate description
being given, he suddenly brightened
np and added. Oh. dot vasnolaty!
Dot vas my vife."
A COTTAGE, suitable for a
small family, in a healthy
locality, "within leu minute.
quiet walk of the Post-Ofllce. Imme
diate pos-.csion given. Apqly to
T. AV. RAWLINS,
:;0 tf Soap AVorks, Leleo,
A NEW BRICK bTORE,
Willi Counter, Shelves, anil
all Fixings complete. To a
rood and satisfactory tenant will he
leaed on very reasonable terms.
Apply to T. V. RAWLINS,
730 if ' Soap AVorks, Leleo
FOUR FIXE BUILDING
LOTS at Punuhou, Honolulu,
lvinir between the u'cmisesof
.Air. J. b Dillingham ana jiessrs. urn
ham and Foster. Two of these lots have
each a frontage of 100 feet on Bcrelania
Street and a depth of !00 feet, and l
have each a frontage of 102. 7 feet on
Bingham Street and a depth of 275 feel.
Thee four lot adjoin each other and
will be old either separately or as a
Applvio ,J. M. MONSARRAT,
0S7 tl No..L'7 Mci chant Stresi.
. K ...'. .-.r .-.
BY THE 1st of J ul v. an
of 5 rooms, wiih Stabling and
Coach house. Good Tenant. Artdicss
'House," P. O. Bon, No. 207. 7111 lw
Cottage to Let and Furni
ture for Sale.
OENT VERY MODERATE, and the
it furniture will he sold at a BAR.
GIN. For particular enquiie at the
AVindsor Restaurant. 7211 tfjg
rpO LET, at the new Building No- US
A Alakca Street, nearly opposite the
Y. M. C- A. Building. Apply on the
premises. 725 !hn
To the Volcano and Back.
;inU'i-lMlniMl S. X. Co.
THROUGH TICKETS to the Volcano,
and return, can now he had at the olllce
of the luter-Island S. N. Co. Tourists
leaving Honolulu per time table of the
" PLANTER," w 111 he landed at Puna.
Inn, thence by Railroad to Pallida, where
Horses and Guides will bein attendance.
By this rout. Toil i UN can make the
round trip in 7 days, giving I day, to
visit the Volcano,
TICKETS FOR THE BOUND TRIP,
Including Ilorucs, Guide, Board and
For further particulars enquiie at the
olllce of the
Inter-lHlaiiil N. X, Co.,
or. I. F, JORDAN. Volcano Home.
17011 GENTLEMEN ONLY. Apply
? to MRS. TURNER. 82 King Street,
pearly opposite tho AVindsor Restaurant,
' 000 ly b
T .A. V.
-no in. in f,u t--
UNur.it tiik i spirit ok Tin:
Hawaiiau Jockey ClBl).
Pie-ideiit. .lA.Mi'.b CAMi'itr.t.i..
Vice-President, F. S. Pn.vrr,
Sect clary, C. O. Bi:itoi;n,
Tieaurcr, Ci:cn. Huow.v.
Executive Committee, II. A. Wiokmann,
C. ll.Judd, Or. J. S. McGitrw.
Judges: Box. II. A. Widp.mann, .1. P.
SiMti:cKKLs. Emj F.S. Pkatt, Esq.
Time Keepers, (.'icon. Blown. Esq., C. O.
Starter Cai-tai.n A. B. Hai.ey.
Clerk of Course: Chas. B. AVu.so.w
Saddling Paddock Jamus Donn.
Races Commence at 10 o'clock a.m. sharp.
1st Kaiulani Plate. $75.
RUNNING RACE"; mile dash ; open
to all hoie-, lived in the Kingdom
that have neser run at Kapiolani
2nd. Kohala Club Cup.
A SAVE EP .STAKE of $r,0 added.
One Mile and a tmaitcr Dash; free
for all; weight forage. Sealed nomi.
nations enclosing a fee of $10, to he
made to the Seeietary of the Ha
wuiiaii Jockey Club, on or before
2 p.m., on lilt day of June. Final
acceptances with balance of Sweep
Stakes on or befoie 2 p m., on the
10th of June.
3rd. Queen's Purse. $125.
TROTTING RACE; mile heats;"
licst z in 6 to Harness; tree lo all.
4th. Princess' Plate $75,
TROTTING HACK; mile dash to
harness; fiee to all 2 year olds bred
in the Kingdom.
5th. Reciprocity Plate $150.
liUXNINO RACE, mile heats; best
2 in ',) free for impniii-d hof-es
only; weight for age.
6th Queen Emma's Plate. $75.
HALF MILE DASH ; for 2-ycar
olds; Hawaiian bred hoiM's, eiitch
7th. Lunamakaainana Plate. $100.
RUNNING RACE; mile dash; free
for all horses bred in the Kingdom;
weight for age.
8th.-Kah.uku Cup and $50.
IfMlLE DASH; fiee for all 1 rear
olds born in the Kingdom.
9th.-Leahi Plate $25.
MULE RACE; niileda-h: free for
all; catch weights.
10th. Coronation Plate. $100.
TROTTING RACE; mile dash to
harness; free for all II year olds
bred in the Kingdom.
11th. Graziers' Plate $100-
RUNNING RACE; half mile dash ;
free frr till 2 year olds; catch
12th. Amateur Plate $50.
ONE MILE DASH; owner to drive
lree for-all pacers and trotters, to
wagon, that have never beaten 2:55.
13th.-Haw'n Jockey Club Plate-$125.
RUNNING RACE; mile dash; free
for all Ityeat olds bred in the King
14th King's Plate.-$150.
RUNNING RACE; 2 mile dash,
open for nil; weight for age.
15th Casino Cup and.$25.
PONY RACE; mile dash; open to
all ponies hied in the Kingdom,
not over 14 hands high; catch
16th. Kamehameha Plate $200.
RUNNING- RACE; mile heats;
best 2 In 3; free for all; weight for
17th. Express Plate.-$50-
THOTTING RACE: mile dash; tree
for all express horses.
FOOT RACE, 200 YARDS.-$30
1st, Mini $20.
2nd, Man $10.
All Running Races to be under the
rules of the Hawaiian Jockey Chili.
Rules now ready at the Secretary's Olllee.
Price 25 els.
All Trolling Races to be according to
the rules of the Nallonil Trotting
Entries close at 2 i; m., on Saturday
June 7th, at tho olllce of O. O. Bergor,
Secretary, with the exception of Race
In all Races tecoud horse. saves stakes.
Rcfieshinent Booths at the Park,
ready to let, 20 ft, sections iflO each.
Eiitlanco to Park; For each Hore
50 cts. Grand Stand a I. Caniages
inside Track Ciiolo $1.
Entrance fee, 10 per cent.
J. 15. WiHOiiiau is appointed and
eiuiiowored by the Executive Committee,
and'iindcr thcbiniervlsloii of tho Secrc
tury, to mako all Paik and Racing nr.
ningenienls, subject to thoir approval.
C. O. MERGER,
7U lm Secretary.
A I V I X 1 1 . JR A S I81H A NK"
Wlshos to notify the public thai ho
Has Opened a Book Bindery
In the GAZF.TTK 1W1I.D1NG, and Is
now prepared to do all kinds of
Magazines, Pamphlets, Catalogues,
Reports Etc., Etc., Etc.,
Bound to order In Sheep, Calfskin, Mo.
roce.o, Leather or Hoards.
l2T"Bv strict attention to business
and moderate charge. I trust to merit a
fair shfire of the public patronnge.CC'ihn
PUCK OF BUSH
Next, door to W. G. Irwin & Co.
Thanking the Public for their liberal
patronage dining the pasi seventeen
years, they will do their hcM to retain
the same at their new store.
The California Produce
ivncl l'rovNion Co.
respectfully notify the Public that they
have established themselves at
73 Hotel Street Honolulu,
in part of the premises occupied by
Sresovich. Gray & Oo.
Where nan he found a complete
J?i-oTiiee and Groceries,
which will be sold at lowest market
Xfoi On nil,
Telephone, No. 274. P. 0. Box, 120.
Address all orders and communications
C7(i flm Z. K. MYERS Manager.
S. M. CAHTKK. S. V. Oil A HAM
S. M. CARTER & 00.
RlCTAlI, Dkamjhs in
Goal and Feed.
Hay and. Oats,
FTMDE DELIVER V
to all parts of the city.
Remember, 83 Kinj? street,
078 JSrAnd Telephone No. 187.
TO BUTCHERS, GRAZIERS
and all whom it may concern.
The undersigned liavinc
HlSSStJinado alterations, additions.
BffSJnnil improvements in his
is now prepared to give
The Highest Cash Value
for any quantity of
And will furnish containers for tho same
free of cost to any one who may desire.
TIIOS. W. HAWKINS,
Honolulu Soap Works,
Olllco in Brick Ruilding,
King street, Leleo, 483 lj
J. M. OAT Jr. &Co.
Dcalern in all kinds of
The Latcest Foreign Papers always on
haud at the Gazette IfocA; Merchant
Street, 1v b
C. BREWER t CO.
Offer for Salo tho Cargo of tho
Till. I OI.IOWI.NU
LIST OF MBRCHA1ISB,
Light Expiess Wagons,
Ex Top Carriages.
STtE AM C OAL.
Com. Wood Chairs,
Fine Molasses Shooks,
lee Chests Nos, 2, liquid 5.
Lobsters, Ubtns; Deans Slbjtns
Hay Cutters, Nos. 1. 2, & 3.
Fail-bank's Seales, No. 7,8,10vt Uy,
Leather Dell lug,
Centrifugal Lining, II inch;
Comp. Nails, Hu, . inch.
.Manila Coulagc, Assorted:
Galvanized Fence Staples,
FARMERS BOILERS 20 AND 25 GALLS,;
Sisal Hope, Assorted,
Y. METAL SI1EATIIIXG
in, IS, '20,22,2-1 and SJlio..;
Hair Mattresses !
Grindstones, Rubber Hose,
Hide Poison, Barbed
Wire, Refined Iron,
ANNEALED FENCE WIRE.
Galvanized Screws and Washers.
1). m. ckowi.i:.
CROWLEY & CO.
(Opposite Whitman & Wright.)
Just Received Superb Coverinsr and
Parlor Sets, etc., etc.
Cheaper Than Ever ! ! !
B5F"Unll and see our Goods and your will
buy direct from the Makers, as we are
in IJiiMncss in .Honolulu and defy Con
tradiction on this point.
Keiwiiviiisr, Recovering and
"llOSTOX" mill "'lIAI.Iir.XK"
TS'ol l ! HuiJMi-,-'(l
Crowley & Co.
7H King Hlrect.
in sums to suit. Intpiiie of
HI King Htro I.
To mm & Oilers
Young Mules !
Apply to J. I. DmvHt'tt,
or I'. A. ISi'ukuw,
088 If Queen Street.
(Successor to C. P. Ward,)
All oiders for cartage promptly at
tended lo, at tho lowest rah".. AIo for
White ami lllaeli Kami
in qiiaulilies to still, at 'lowest prices,
BG. II. ROBERTSON,
In town, onlcp, Queen M. 1C
78 King St. Mi? 78 King St
riMIE I'nderslgncd Proprietor of tho
PIONEER STEAM CANDY FACTORY
desires toinfoini hispatioiistind the pub
lie generallv that notwithstanding the
recent DISASTROUS FIRE, has erected
A NEW FACTORY and BAKERY,
On a much mote K.tensive Seale which
Is now In Fi'i.l, Oi'r.u.uiON, and which
will be In complete working older by an
Early Arrival of new Machinery and
Tools; and is now again prepaied to
CHOICEST PURE CANDIES
and will always have on hnnd lih deli
cious Fresh Made
VANILLA CHOCOLATE CREAMS,
RICH NUQAT IN BARS,
SUUAR ROASTED ALMONDS,
CREAM CANDIES of great vailely OIT
Gum Drops, and Gum Fruit
Of all deseiiptions. All those Homo
Made Fresh and Pure Confections, I sell
at .TO cents PER POUXD.
RICH WEDDING CAKE
Of the Fincht Flavor, in till sizes always
on hand and ornamented in the
most artistic s-tyle.
MINCE lIDES !
always fiesh, as also
Home Made Mince Meat
for sale at CO cents per pound.
Will receive per Consuelo the balance
of my new inaehlneiy of the newest de
signs for manufacturing all descriptions
of plain Candies; thanking the public
for previous liberal .patronage and o.
Helling a continuance of same.
Practical Confectioner and Pasfy Cook.
tiik oi, stand. 71 Hotel street
P. O. I5ox Xo. 75; Telephone Xo. 74
The Best Lunch in Town,
Tea and 0offeeat All Hours
The finest Brands of Cicrnrs and
Tobacro, alw'siys on hand
AT TllV, 1'AllK
IS OPEN EVEE.Y DAY.
ES'Thc only sea.s-ide resort in the
Kingdom. H. .1. XOLTE,
THE OLD CORNER
Haut Bkos., : : Proprietors.
Served up in first-class style at, all hours
Open from 2 a. m. to 10 p. m,
Always on hand
Cigars, Tobacco, Pipes
&i, tc. Also,
Iced 30i'inlS !
ri KNEUAL BLACKSMITHS.
OT Horse Shoeing a specialty
A lirst-class man being specially engaged
for thai work.
Ship and Wagon work faithfully
Shop on the Esplanade, op. IIoppcr's.204
MOST desirable business property
on the .
Water Front, 4(nevii Street.
It i.s a substantial FIHE PROOF
STORE, built of Boston Hard Finished
Bricks, and no belter built .store in the
town. It was rented previous, and up
to tho time of purchrse, by II. Hackfeld
ALSO A JWICK
ITii'o Proof WluirehoiiHe
On Merchant Street, let for iftfiO per
month lo a VIolonlc House.
ai.o tiii: i Ainu:
Itiiillhi and Lot
On Xiiiinnu Avenue, now used i a
Warehouse. It was lorinerly used as a
Oymiinsiuni (before it ilzled oul) and
the upstairs for a Billiard Hall attnclnd
to it, Tho building has been im.
proved within the last llnce years.
Delivery lo lo made llie last of
December of the present year.
Terms ltalfcah tin delivery, If prefened
.Ioiin Thomas W.vi inuioi m., Skn.
t3?"Nnno but principals treated with,
The undersigned is willing lo take
propeity in tho United Stales of America
John Thomas Wati:iiiioi'm:, 8i:n.
Beaver J4, Saloon
K V '
Ha-jiis Iiiumi leplcnlshcil Willi
IS 10W (UH)DS
Ki'celvcd bv llu1 Mail0 a. In addition
TEN CENT STOCK,
Theie Is a very large anil varied a'oit.
Moro Valiinblv CiSooiIm,
Towels, Baskets, '
Tablo Napkins. Hat Racks,
Carriage Whips, Vases.
Riding Whips, Albums,
Tin Ware, Picture F ramus,
Glass Ware. Crockery Waie.
4000 Copies of Sheet Music,
Manufactured in Honolulu by whltcnien.
Stove Polish and Axle Orease wholesale
and retail at
The Ten Cent Store,
G83 !!m b
1 or Street.
Per. Stmr. Arabic
An Elegant Assortment of
Silks & Satins!
All Kind of Colors Jk. Simile
For the Present Season
'Garments of any design, either for Lady
or Gentleman, made in the highest style
of Art, and at the Lowest price.
King Lun Chong & Co.,
No. 78 Xiniaini Street.
Yes, and we sell
.A LiOav siK tlio LoveHl !
and don't anybody forget it.
We sell New Bedford Rope, and any
retailer knows how it will hold out in
We also have the most varied assort
kept by any house this side of the Rocky
Mountains, such as
Hemp and Manila Cordage, all sizes,
Artesian Well Boring Ropes,
Manila Hawsers, Wire Rope,
Cotton and Hemp Duck and Twine,
Galvanized Marine Hardware,
PAINTS AND OILS,
Pure Copper Sheathing, 14, 10 & 18 oz
Yellow Metal and Nails, 14 to 28 oz.
Copper Paint (Tarr & Wonsin's)
Wlfalc Boats, Boat Stocks,
Gal. Boat Nails, all kinds and sizes,
And 1001 other things too numerous
to mention Also, agents for
Perry Davis' Pain Killer,
Brand & Pierce's Bomb Guns and
Bomb Lances, &c., &c,
All of which we will sell at- the
390 ly A. W. Peirce & Co.
VlsJfii.i'A5- rrvx s.
APURE, WHOLESOME, RE
According to the highest and best inedi.
Manufactory, : : : No. Ill Lillha St.r
P. O. Box, 370. Telephone, 284.
JSyAll orders receive prompt attention.
WILLIAMS & CO,
120 FORT STREET,
Have Secured the Services .ot
One of the Best Artists
From Sail Francisco, Iln Coloring Is
Views of the Volcano,
Also on Hand, Come and SeeTheni.
r,:u t f
A CARD TO THE PUBLIC.
Beg to intimate to his friends and the
public gonerally, that ho is now pro
pared to execute order for
Tlain and Decorative
Painting & Paperlianging-
in llie best and newest styles,
1 Sr FORT SViTMSK'X',
P. 0 Box, No. 411. 4 tUJy
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