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THURSDAY, SKIT. 18, 1881.
01" COURSE HE LOVED 'EM.
"Do you Hko children, Mr. Forth
ly?" asked Mts. Sixinhnnd, rather
"Like tlicm," replied the new
pastor, who was only four mouths
from the seminary. "I love tlicm.
Let him comC to me f love to watch
the innocent sunshine of childhood
that plays over hU dimpled face,
like the rosy dawn of a summer
morning. Come, cherub."
And the cherub did ' 'come' ' w itli
out waiting for a second invitation,
and laid down a slab of hi cad and
butter and molasses in Sir. Forthly's
lap, and swabbed "its dimpled
hands on his new cassitnercs, and
mopped "itb" candied lips on Ills
coat, and made a grab for his watch
guard and broke it, and climbed into
his lap and tried to make him eat
some of the bicad ami butter and
molasses, and asked him what made
his noso so crooked and if ho was
going to stay fon dinner, and if lie
had any little boys, and why not,
and what made his hair so long, and
what, made his cars so red, and what
made him talk so funny. And the
servant who let the pastor out says
he licit! his hair with both hands,
pulled his hat down tight and step
ped high as he walked down street.
COOD EAR FOR MUSIC.
Old Josh Slorgan went to a concert
the other night, having heard people
rave over Wagner's music. lie sat
throughout the entertainment with
out exhibiting any sign of emotion,
foi which he deserves credit, and
when the curtain went down he
seemed surprised. When he came
away some one asked hiin how he
liked the concert.
"It didn't seem to come off,",.he
replied. "It took 'em so long to
tune up that they didn't have time
to give us any music."
"What you thought was turning
up, was the music."
"Nobody told me, and of course
I didn't know. I always thought
that I had a mighty good car for
music, but if the hurrah they had
there to-night- was music, then my
car lias been deceiving me for many
"JIow did the music sound. I'iicIc
"AVell, there's only one way that
I can Mustrato tha noise. It sounds
like h 1 cr beaten tan-bark." Ark.
GOINCTO GET MARRIED.
I'se gwine to leave you all to
morrow, said a brawny colored cook
to a lady who presides over a AVest
Knd mansion a few days ago. The
lady was naturally surprised' and
remarked: "Why, Dinah, what is
the meaning of this? Wo are pleased
with you anil your cooking."
"I'se gwine to get married."
"Why, you Martlo me. I never
noticed any of your gentleman
friends coining here, and you very
rarely go out."
"Don't yon know that I went to a
funeral last Sunday r"
"Yes; but what has that to do
with your marrying?"
"I'se gwine to marry the husband
of the corpse."
"But the wife died only a week
"Dat's 'o; but makes no dif
ference." "Did he propose to you at the
"No, not zackly, but I was de
belle ob dat funeeal, I knows dat."
Dinah has since wedded the heart
broken widower. Jkiltimore Every
They were lovers, and were also
walking and talking together in a
very affectionate manner, and alio no
doubt intended to pay him a com
pliment, but somehow or other he
did not take it as such.
' "If you don't stop Mattering me
so much I'll have to put my hands
over my ears so as not to hear the
, compliments," he remarked.
1 'Put your hands over your cars I ' '
.sliii A.nlm mm 1 tillIn. daiih liniwltt
iipa t-inf linl f cr niinnrrb "
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r lie is not quite sure now whether
lit is his small hands or large ears of
MfT which he is to bn proud. Texas
Little Tom " Yon aic going with
119 to our picnic, ain'.tyou?" Young
Squipps "Yo3t my dear child.
lour sister Honored mo witu an invi
tation, and I would not miss such an
, opportunity for the world. By the
way, Tom, hero is a new silver
dollar. JNow, i want you 10 ten mc
something I want to know. Sir.
Gayfcllow isn't going, is ho?" Tom
"Oh, yes." Squipps -" Hang
him! I thought I would have your
bister all to myself to-day." Tom
" But you shouldn't want to hang
V Slr.aGayfcllow. Ho was the one
Squipps" He? Why, what did ho
wantlrao for?" Tom "To carry
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A SKILFUL SURGICAL OPERATION.
The American Ambassador at Vienna,
Mr Kasson, ha3 lately forwarded to his
Go eminent an interesting account of a
remarkable Mircicnl operation lately
nci formed by Professor Billroth, of
Iciinu, which, wonderful lo tell, con
slstod In the remo:il of a portion
(f the human stomach, Involving
nearly oncthlid of the oigan and,
Strange lo tny, the a(lenl recoveted
the only sutccsstiil operation of tho
kind ever performed, Tho disease for
which this opciatlon was performed
was cancer of the stomach, attended with
tho following symptoms: Tho appetite
is quite poor. Thcio is a peculiar hides,
ciibablc disticsa In the stomach, a feel,
lug that has been described m a faint
"nil jjvmu htnsatioiii a blicky altmc col
lects about the leetli, especially in lite
mornimr. accomnunied bvnn unpleasant
taMe. food fail tosntNfy this peculiar
Jalnl sensation; nut, on me contrary, it
appeals to aggravate the feeling. The
eyes are sunken, tinged with yellow; Iho
h'ands and feet become cold mid sticky
u cold perspiration. The sullerers leel
tired all thu lime, and sleep docs not
seem lo give rest. After a ttmo the pa.
Ileal becomes nervous and irritnble,
gloomy, his mind Illicit with evil fore
boilings. When rising suddenly from
a recumbent position Ihciois ndlzlucss.
a whistling sensation, and ho is obliged
lo giasp something linn to Keep from
falling. Tho bowels costlu', tho skin
dry and hot at times; the blood becom
ing thick and stagnant, and does not
cifcnlatc properly. After a time the
p.itient spits up food soon 'after eating,
sometimes In a sour and fermented con.
ditlon, sometimes sweetish to thu taste.
Oftentimes there is a palpitation of the
heart, and thu patient feftrs be may have
heat t disease. Towards tho lat the
patient is unable to retain any food
whatever, ni the opening in thu inlet,
lines becomes closed, 01 ncaily so. Al.
Ihoimh this disease is indeed alarming,
sull'efeis Willi the above named symp
toms should not feel neivous, for nine
bundled mid ninety-nine case out of a
thousand have no cancer, but simply
dyspepsia, a disease easily removed if
treated in a proper milliner. The safest
and best remedy for the disease is
Scigel's Curative Syrup, a vegetable lire
partition sold by all chemists and medi.
cine vcndois ihion ghoul tho world, and
by the propiictors, A. .7. Whito (Limit,
ed), 17, Fairingdon-road, London, E. C.
This Syrup st likes al the very founda
tion ot thu disease, and dilves it, root
and bianoh, oat of the system.
St. Mary-stieet, Peterborough,
November, 2!th, 1881.
Sir, It gives me gteat pleasure lo in.
foj in you of the benellt 1 have lecuivcd
from Scigel's Syrup. 1 have been troub
led for years with dyspepsia; but after
a few doses of the syrup, I found relief,
and after taking two bottles of it I feel
I am, Sir, votirs tndy,
.Mr. A. J. White. WRlJnm Brent.
September Sth, lSStf.
Dear Sir, 1 lliid the --tiles of Scigel's
Syrnp steadily Increasing. All who have
I Tied it -peak very highly of its medi.
dual lrtues: one customer describes it
as a "(lOil-ocml lo dyspeptic people." I
always recomim ml it with confidence.
iSianed) Vincent A. Will,
CiiemlsUlciitlst, Meilhyr Tydvll.
To .Mr. A. .1. While,
Scigel's Operating Pills aie the best
family phj'siu that has ever been dis.
uoveied. "They cleanse the bowels fiom
all Irritating substance-, and leave them
in n healthy condition. They cure cos.
Spaiii-li Town, .Jamaica, West Indies,
Dear Sir, I write lo infoim you that
I have dull veil gteat benelil from
"Scigel's Syrup." For sonic years 1 have
sull'eicd fiom In er complaint, with its
many and varied concomitant evils, so
that my lite was a peipelual misery.
Twelve months ago I was induced to try
Scigel's Syrup, and although rather
sceptical, having Hied so many lcputcd
infallible unicdles, I deleimliied to give
it at least a fair tilnl. In two or three
daj's 1 felt considerably better, and now
at the end ot twelve mouths (having
continued taking it) I am glad to saj
that 1 am a dlllcrcut being altogether.
It isaid of certain pens Unit they "como
as a boon and a blessing lo men" and I
have no reason to doubt the truthfulness
of the statement. 1 can truly saj-, how
ever, that Scigel's Syrup has come as a
"boon and a blessing" to me. 1 havo re
commended it tosceral fellow-suffercrs
fiom this disticssing complaint, and
Iheir testimony is quite in accordance
with my own. (1 latitude for thu benellt
I lmvu derived liom. the excellent pre
paration, prompts inu lo furnish you
with this unsolicited testimonial.
I am dear Sir,
Yoiiiri ever gratefully,
(Signed) Carey 1). Beriv,
A. .1. White, Esq. Baptist Missionary.
Preston, Sept. 21st, 18S:i.
My Dear Sh, Your Syiup and Pills
are still veiy popular with my customers,
many saying liicy are the best family
Thu other daj' a customer caine for
two bottles of Syiup and baid "Mother
Sclgol" had saved tho life of his wife,
and lie added, "one of these bottles 1
am bending fifteen miles n way lo a friend
who is very ill. I havo much fath In it."
Thosalo keeps up wondorfullj', In fact,
one would fancy almost Unit the people
were beginning to breakfast, dine, nnd
sup on Mother Scigel's Sjrup, the dc.
mand is so constant and the satisfaction
1 mn, dear Sir, yours fnttlifully,
(Signed) V. Bowkor.
To A. .1. White, Ksq.,
llcnslnghsiin, Whitehaven, Oct. 1(1, 1882
Mr. A. J. White-Dear Sir, I was
for toino lime alllicted -with piles, and
was ailvlscd to give Mother Scigel's
Syiup a dial, which I did. 1 am now
happy to state that it has lcstoied me
to complete lie ill li. I leinnin, yours
(Signed) John 11. Light Toot
70 ; ly !l
Honolulu Steam Planing Mills, Kspla
Manufactures all kinds of Mouldings,
Brackets, Wludow Frames, Blinds,
Saslfes. Doors, and nil kinds of Wood
work finish. Turning, Scioll and Band
Sawing. All kinds of Sawing and Plan
ing, Morticing and Tenanting.
Orders promptly attended to and work
guaranteed. Orders from tho other Is
,slf'ir' -:-;...iVi igjife
'"I'MIL Undersigned Proprietor of Iho
PIONEER STEAK CANDY FACTORY
(k'tires to inform hlspatiom andthe pub
lie generally that notwithstanding the
recent DISASTROUS FIRE, has erected
A NEW FACTORY and BAKERY,
On a much more Exlcnsivo Scalo which
Is now In Fuu. Ornn.vuo.v, and which
will bo in complete working order bj-an
Early Arrival of new Machinery and
Tools; and Is now again prcpaicd lo
CHOICEST PURE CANDIES
and will always have on hand bis dell
clous Fresh .Made
VANILLA CHOCOLATE CREAMS,
RICH NUQAT IN BARS,
SUGAR ROASTED ALMONDS,
CREAM CANDIES of great variety oit
Gum Drops, and Gum Fruit
Of all dcsctlptlons. All those Home
Made Fresh nnd Puro Confections, I sell
at 50 cents PER POUND.
RICH WEDDING .CAKE
Of the Finest Flavor, in all sles always
on hand and ornamented in the
most artistic style.
TVIITVOTE 3PI3ES !
always fiesh, as also
Home Made Mince Meat
for sale at CO cents per pound.
"Will receive per Consuelo the bnlanco
of my new machinery of the newest de.
signs for manufacturing all descriptions
of plain Candies; thanking the public
for previous liberal patronage and so
llciting a continuance of same.
Practical Confectioner nnd Pafy Cook.
'iiif. oi.ii stash. 71 Hotel stieet
P. O. Box No. 73;. . . .-Telephone No. 7-1
JT Rorso Shoeing a specially
A flrst-class man being specially engaged
.for that work.
Ship and Wagon work faithfully
Shop on the Esplanade, op. IIopper's.201
(Successor to C. P. Ward.)
All oiders for cartage promptly at
tended to, at the lowest rates. Also for
VIiltc. mill Jtlucli Kami
in quantities to suit, at lowest prices.
S. M. CAUTi:it.
S. F. UltAIIAM
S. M. GARTER & 00.
Rutaii. 1)i:ai,i:ic ix
Goal and Feed.
Hay and Oats,
to all pints of ihocllj'.
llcmeiiiber, S3 Ivinj? street,
578 ISTAml Telephone No. 187.
T.UAVA WOOD CHARCOAL, In nny
qunntitj', nom 1 to iuu nags,
FOR SALE BY
THE WINDSOR RESTAURANT
II. Cavcnagh, Propriotor.
.llKctl, dteds& MWAliS
Cook'dtoord'r " At all Iiouif.
Oysters, Celery, Salmon, and Fruit
Received by every steamer. 001
GEO. E. SHERMAN.
No. 8 Maunakua Sr.
Trees and Saddles of all kinds mado to
order nnd repairing Harness, etc., done
In short notice. All orders promptly nt
tended to. C03 ly
PAPER-RULER mid BLANK-BOOK
Book Binding of all description ueatlv
and promptly executed.
Gazette Building - . Merchant street
ikntn ' ' -
wiiDiairs b. s. co.
rtS4! King, Commander,
Leaves Honolulu each Tuesday at
4 ii.m., touching nt Lahalua, Mna
Inen liny, Mtikcnn, Maliukoua, Kn
waluae, Laupahoelioo and HUo.
Returning, will touch nt all the
alovp ports, arriving at Honolulu
each Sntuidnj' afternoon.
To tho Volcano and Back.
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THROUGH TICKETS to the Volcano,
nnd return, can now be had nt the olllce
of the vlnter.Ishnd S. N. Co. Tourists
leaving Honolulu per time table of tho
" PLANTER," will he landed at Puna.
Iuu, thence by Railroad to Pahala, where
Horses ami Guides will be In attendance.
By this rout. TourUts can make the
round trip in 7 dajs, giving days to
visit tho Volcano.
TICKETS FOR THE ROUND TRIP,
Including Horses, Guide, Board mid
For further particulars enquire at the
olllce of the
liiter-lNlttm! S. X, Co.,
or J. F. JORDAN, Volcano Rouse.
fit FOR KOLOA & WAIMEA,
The Clipper Schooner
F. Kibbling Master,
Will run regularly to tho ports of
KOLOA, HANAPEPE & WAIMEA,
KAUAI. For freight or passage apply
to the Captain on board, or to tho
Pacific Navigation Co.,
732 :im Cor. Nuuanu Ss Queen sts.
THE FAST SAII.I.NO
y$M$ Schooner "Waiehu
-kceS will run icgulaily
To' WAIALUA EVERY MONDAY,
Returning on Thursdaj-, weather
For freight or passage applj' to the
Captain on board, or to "
Pacific Navigation Co.,
LAINE & CO.
Have a l.aige Stock of the
VERY BEST HAY.
Which is oO'ercd at Low est Market Prices
Delivered Free to any part of tho Cily
AGF.NTS FOS THE
Pacific Mutual Life Insurance Co.
Agents for the Hoover Telephone.
Commissioner of Decdsfor California
Telephone No. 117. 700
Honuapo, Kan, Hawaii-
IS NOW OPEN for Travelers, wlteio
Firt class accomodation can be had
al all Times. The climate of Honuapo
is recommended for invalids.
HOUSES AND GUIDES
Provided for the Volcano.
C-For Terms, etc., Seo CARDS r.t
Hotels nnd Streets.
J. W. SMITHIES,
573 ly Proprietor.
A PURE, WHOLESOME. RE
Accoiding to the highest mid best medi
Manufnctoiy, : : : No. 13 Lilihn St;
P. O. Box, U70. Telephone, 28-1.
ESTA11 orders receive prompt nttention
Bills of Lading
Concert Pi ogi-'m
V III WiHfe.uiu vM
EXE0UTED WITH NEATNESS AND DISPATCH.
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. "V - jli !. JuT W
C. BREWER & CO.
Oiler for Salo tho Cargo of the
LIST OF 1RCHA1ISE,
Light Express Wagons,
E Top Carriages.
STEAM C OAL.
Com. Wood Chairs,
Fine Molasses Shooks,
Ice Chests, Nos, 2, 3. and 5,
Lobsters, lib ins j Beans, Slb.tns
Hay Cutters, Nos. 1, 2, & 3.
Fairbanks Scales, Nos. 7,8,10&11
Centrifugal Lining, 14 Inch;
Uoinp. Nnils, li, Ml inch.
Manila Cordage, Assorted:
Galvanized Fence Stnplcs,
FAHHERS BU 20 AND 25 BALLS,:
Sisal Hope, Assorted,
Y. INLETAL sriEATirnsrG-
10, 18, '.'0, S!2, 24 nnd 20 oz.;
E-Sair Mattresses !
Grindstones, Rubber Hose, ,
Hide Poison, Barbed
Wire, Refined Iron,
ANNEALED FENCE WIRE,
Galvani7cd Screws nnd Washers.
Yes, and we sell
Aw 3.ov iin lUe Lowent I
and don't niij'bodj forget it.
AVo sell New Bedford Rope, nnd any
retailer knows how it will hold out in
We nlso have tho mo?t varied assort,
kept by any house this side of the Rocky
Mountains, such as
Hemp nnd Manila Cordage, all sizes,
Artesian "Well Boring Ropes,
Manila Hawsers, Wire Rope,
Cotton nud Hemp Duck and Twine,
Galvanized Marino Hardware,
PAINTS AND OILS,
Pure Copper Sheathing, 14, 10 & 18 ot
Yellow Metal and Nails, 14 to 28 oz,'
Copper Pnint (Tarr & Wonsin's)
Whale Boats, Boat Stocks,
Gal. Boat Nails, all kinds nnd slues,
And 1001 other things too numerous
to mention Also, agents for
1'erry Jhvin' I'ain Killer,
Brand & Pierce's Bomb Guns and
Bomb Lances, L-c, &c,
All of which we will sell at tho
A. W. 1'eirce & Co.
WILLIAMS & CO,
120 FORT STREET,
nave Secured the Services of
One of the Best Artists
From San Francisco, Ills Coloring Is
Views of 'the Volcano,
Also on Hand, Come and See Them.
E. P. Adams Q"-,t;l1 SJ
Lyons S. Levey, Q'i" t
Alvln II. Rnnemann,... Gazette Building
Bishop it Co., Merchant st
W. McCandless, Fish MarUt
Hoot nnd HIioch.
Ohr. Gcit., ....lortst
IX L Store Nuuanu st
Gartenbcrg 1XL. Store,. .. .Nuuanu st
Gonsalvcs it Bo Hotel si
Cabinet Makcri. ,
W. Miller, '. Hotel st
Crowley & Co., h; ng "
LycanitCo Fort st
W. II. Page,--' Foil st
Hawaiian Carriage Co Queen st
CIcnt'H nnil Tobnrco,
Hart, Bros. Old Corner, Queen bt
Noltes Beaver Saloon, t oi t st
Fisher's Chninpagno Cider,.... Llllha st
Cnml.v l'nclopy nnil llnkery.
F. Horn Hotel st
Carpenter nnil HiilldcrH.
F. Wllhclm, Kingst
G. Lucas 1'ortH
Iry nntl I-'nncy ooiIh.
N.S. Sachs Fort tt
.1 . T. "Watci house Queen st
J.T. Watcrbouse, King st
J. T. Wnterhouse, Fort bt
1XL Store, ,uiianust
n. A. Gonsalvcs it Co Hotel st
Benson, Smith & Co., Fortbt
Holllster & Co Nuuanu bt
Ilollistcr & Co Foitst
M. Grossman, Hotel st
Draynge nml tJnrtnire.
S.M.Carter & Co., King st
Frank llustacc, Queen st
O. Robluson, Queen st
Mrs. Turner, Ring M
l-'lrc liiNurnncc ABPiitH.
II. Rlcmenschneider,..nt AVlldcr & Co'.
C. O. Bcrgcr, Meich.intst
Cllt'H FlirillHllllIB OOllM.
N. S. Sachs, Fort U
I XL. Store, Nmianii st
Gonsalvcs & Co Hotel st
Mroccrlen nnil lrovlnloiiM.
A. S. Clcghorn & Co., Queen st
Kennedy & Co., Hotel st
Wolfe is Edwards,. . .Fort it Nuuanu stt
IIoi'MC Hlioelnc HhopH.
Wil-on Bros., Fortst
liny nml 1'cimI WIopch.
Wolfe it Edwards....Klng it Nuuanu sts
S. M. Carter it Cc King st
Union Feed Co Queen st
Lainc & Co Foit st
G. E. Sherman, Klngst
Dillingham it Co Fortbt
J. T. Wnterhouse Queen bt
Importer JL Coni.McrchniitH.
G. AV. Macfarlnnc it Co., Fort st
O. Brewer & Co Queen st
Lyons & Levey Queen st
M. S. Grinbauin it Co., Queen st
W. G. Irwin & Co., Fort st
A. S. Clcghorn it Co Queen st
J.T. Wnterhouse, Queen st
F. T. Lcuchan & Co., Nuunnii st
Castle & Cooke, King st
Wing Wo Tal it Co., . : Nuuanu st
C. O. Bcrgcr Merchant st
Uj'innn Bros Merchant st
J.nljor A ec ii In.
W. Auld, Water Works Olllce
T. A. Hassingcr, Interior Olllce
W. C. Aknna King st
S. M. Carter, Klngst
Lowers it Cooke Fort st
Wilder it Co Fortst
Millinery ami DrcNH Making.
Mrs. A. M. Mollis Fortst
Dr. Emerson Kukut st
J. 31. Oat Ji. & Co., Merchant st
Plumber and I'nlntern.
E. C.Rowc,.... King st
Brown it Phillips, King st
J. Nott, Knahumnnu st
Mas Kolim, Fortst
Williams it Co. Foitst
A. A. Montano, Fort st
Tuning A. MuHlcnl Instrument.
Lycnn it Co., Fort st
Hart, Bros. Old Corner, Queen st
Noltes Beaver Saloon Fort st
Windsor Restaurant, King st
Casino, Knpiolanl Park
Tourist's Retreat,. Honuapo, Kau, Hawaii
Jtenl KHlnto AsrcntH.
J. E. 'Wiseman, Merchant st
A. S. Hartwell, .'....over Bank
J. SI. Davidson Knnliumaiiu st
A. Rosa Gov't Building
W. A. Whiting, Knahumnnu bt
J. Russell Merchant st
S. B. Dole, Kaahumanu st
F. M. Hatch, Kaahuniaun st
R. F. Blckertou ,.... Merchant st
Cecil Brown, . ...Merchant st
J. M. Monsairat, Merchant st
T. W. Rawlins King st, I.cleo
.T-M.Oat Jr.it Co,, Merchant st
J.M. Oat & Co., Quecnst
Plorcc & Co., Queen st
J. Nott Kaahumanu st
II. S. Tregloan Fort st
Intcr.Island S. N. Co Esplannde
Wlhlcr's S. S. Co., Fort it Queen tts
O. S. S. Co., Foit it Queen st
Pacific Navigation Co, Queen st
Wood nml Coal Denier,
Frank Hiibtacc Queen bt
S. M. Carter it Co., Klngst
Wine nnd Hplrit,
G. W. Miicfnrlniio'it Co.,.KiiaIiiiiiinnn tt
Freethit Peacock Nuuanu st
Brown & Co.', Merchant st
Wenner & Co Fort st
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