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I FRIDAY, SEPT. 19, 1881.
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AN INDISCREET WIFE.
An Austin man has his dwelling ami
place of business in the same house,
which is ciuite a small one. There
were icveral customers in the store,'!
when his wife, who is a very affec.
tionate creature, called out from the
next room ;
"0, Slum my dear Slion come to
A shade of rage passed over his
features, and going to where she was,
he seized brutally b.C the arm, and
and witli a malignant voice, hoarse
"Hcdccea, docs you vant to ruin
my piishncss? What for poll call
- dear Shon, ven I vants to be known
as cheap SlionV Do you vant to
dot pedes loose confidence in tne?
IMPARTING VALUABLE INFORMATION.
"Papa," asked a little boy, "a
man who steals a loaf of bread is a
thief, is'l he?"
"Yes adastaidly thief."
"Is a man who steals 10 000 a
"Well, no, my boy, scarcely. De
faulter, I think, is the more "appro
word." "And what is he called when he
steals a million dollrrs?"
"Tlire is no such thine; as stealing
a million dollars, m.C son. It is
termed 'diverting.' When a getlc
man diverts a million dollarf, he is
spoken of as a financier."
A GIRLS SELF SACRIFICE.
"Arabela you do not doubt my
"No, Aiphonso why should I?"
"Listen then" 1 have taken a sol
emn vow and you must aid mo in its
"With my life! What is it?"
"I have solemnly sworn to eat no
ice cream this season, Arabella."
"Ah, Aiphonso, you shall not find
me lacking in courage. Ishall aid
you to keep your vow. I will eat it
for both of us,"
TNE EXECRATION AND THE EULOCIE.
An Execration, lying in the shade
reading a newspaper, was approach
ed by a Eulogy.
"Anything new Exaggeration?"
"Yes I've lost a job."
"How is that? Panic knock you
"No but you know Mr. Prominent
"What that generous gentleman,
so kind yet ?o linn, so proud yet so
humble, so profound j'et so simple?"
That old skinflint so full of taffy
yet so pig-headed, so vain yet so ob
sequious; thats the fellow."
"What of him?"
"Why ho is dead, and thai throws
me out of a job."
"I'm sorry for you, Execration,
but your loss is my gain ; his death
giyes me plenty work." Ghicatjo
THE NOT-A-CANDIDATE DODGE.
They were sitting on the sofa in
their parlor, conversing in a low,
tremulous voice. They had only
been married a shoit time. He
seized her hand, and said with a
voice full of emotion :
"Uirdie, do you know that it was
your innate modesty, your apparent
indifference, that made me resolve
to win you at all hazards?"
"Yes, Gcoigc; the nppaicnt game
is what captured you. You are the
fisrt one 1 tried it on. I slipped up
on three or four occasions by gush
ing too much, before it occurred to
rae to change my tactics. 1 wish it
had occurred to me sooner;" and
she sighed heavily. Texas Siflinys.
AH INTELLIGENT DOG
"Speaking of animal sagacity,"
remarked Jones, "I have a dog that
takes the cake."
"In what way?" asked .Smith,
f'Wcll, you sec," was the reply,
"I can't bear organ-grinders, and
got in the habit of setting the dog
"A good idea."
"Yes, but it seems tiic that dog
got a notion it was not the organ
grinder but the monkey I objected
"Not at all strange."
"Well, the other day a regular
young ilmlo called to see my daugh
ter, and would you believe it, that
dog actually knew the difference, and
never touched him." Phila. Call,
Boston Maid "No, my paternal
progenitor is not in."
Caller "I am one of the deposi
tors in hi3 bank, which I find lias
fliispcndcd payment. Can you tell
mo whero your, father is?"
"The authorities became cognizant
of considerable rcliypothecation on
his part and conveyed him to a pro
toplasm." "A what'"
"What in the name of Webster is
"If you will glance at Worcester
you will find that protoplasm signifies
' n cell."
A SKILFUL SURGICAL OPERATION.
'Die American Ambasador nt Vlcnir
Mr. Kassou, lins lately forwarded to his
Government nu interesting account of u
remarkable, surgical operation lately
pci formed by Professor Ulllrotli, of
Vienna, which, wonderful to tell, con.
slstcd in the lemoval of a portion
nt the hum.m stomach, involving
nearly oncthiid of the organ nnd.
strange to .iy, the patient recovcicd
the only Mitcessiul operation of thu
kind ever perfoimeil. The disease for
which this operation was performed
was enuccrof tliestomiicli, attended with
the following symptoms: The appetite
Is quite poor. There Is a peculiar hides,
erlbablcdtetioss In the stomach, n feci,
lug that has been described ns n faint
"all gone" sensation; a sticky slime col.
lects about the tcotli, especially In the
morning, accompanied by an unpleasant
taste. Pood falls to satisfy this peculiar
falniecnsallon; hut, on the contrary, It
appears to aggravate the feeling, i'liu
c-C3 are tunUeii, tinged with yellow; the
hands ami feet become cold and sticky
a cold perspiration. 'Die suhercrs lccl '
tired till the time, and Mccn docs not
seem to give lest. After a time the pa.
ticnt becomes nervous and Irritable,
gloomy, his mind llllctt with evil fore
boilings. When rising suddenly from
a recumbent position there is a dizziness,
a whistling sensation, and he Is obliged
to grnp something linn to keep from
falling. The bowels costive, the skin
dry and hot nl limes; llio blood becom
ing thick and stagnant, unci does not
cheuhte prnpcily. After a lime the
patient splls up food soon after eating,
sometimes in a ixmr and fermented con.
dition, sometimes sweetish to the taste.
Oftentimes there Is a palpitation of the
heart, and the patient feats he may have
heart disease. Towards the lat the
patient unable to retain any food
whatever, as the opening in the intcs.
tines becomes closed, or nearly so. Al
though this disease is Indeed alarming,
siill'ercis with the above named symp
toms should not feel neivous, for nine
hundred and ninety-nine ca'-es out of a
thousand have no cauecr, but simply
dyspepda, a disease easily removed if
lieated in a piopcr manner. The safest
and best lemeily for the disease Is
Solgcl's Curative Syrup, a vegetablo pre
pai.ilion sold by all chemists and niedl.
cine vendors throughout the world, and
by the proprietors, A. J. White (Limit
ed), 17, Fnirliigdon.road, London, 11 C.
This SvrupVtrikes at thcveiy founda
lion oV the dlscatc, and drives It, loot
and bianch, out of the system.
St. Mary-street, Peterborough,
November, 29th, ISSl.
Sir, It gives me great pleasure to in.
fonn vou of the benefit I have received
from Scigel's Syrup. I have been troub.
led for years with dyspepsia; but after
a lew doses of the syrup, I found icllef.
and after taking two bottles or it I feel
1 am, Sir, yoius tiuly,
.Mr. A. .1. WliHe William Bicnt.
September Sth, ISSa.
Dear Mb, I tied the sale of Seigel's
Syrup sleadilv iiici easing. All who have
tiled it speak veiy highly of Its medi.
cinal viitiics: one customer desciibes it
as a "(JotUeml to dyspeptics people." I
always iccoinniuid ft with confidence.
(Signed) Vincent A. Wills,
Chemist-dentist, Mcrthyr Tydvll.
To Mr. A. .1. White,
Scigel's Operating Pills aic the best
family phvsie that has ever been ills,
coveied. 'They cleanse the bowels from
all In bating substances, and leave them
in n healths condition. They cine cos
llvcncs. Spanish Town, Jamaica, West Indies,-
Dear Sir, -1 wiitc to inform you that
I have derived great bcuellt from
"Scigel's Syrup." Forsoinoyenrs I have
suffered from liver complaint, with Its
many and vailed conconiitaut evils, so
that my life was n perpetual misery.
Twelve months, ago I was Induced to try
Scigel's Syiup, and although rather
sceptical, having Hied so many reputed
infallible remedies, I determined to give
it at least a fair trial. In two or three
days I felt consldeiably better, and now
at the end of twelvo months (having
continued taking it) 1 am glad to say
that 1 am a dlilcrcnt being altogether.
It is said of certain pens that they "come
as a boon and a blessing to men" and I
have no lenson to doubt the truthfulness
of the statement. 1 can truly say, how.
ever, that Scigel's Syrup bus come 113 a
"boon and 11 blessing" to me. I havo re
commended it to several fellow.suffcrcrs
from this dlstiesslng complaint, and
their testimony Is quite in accordance
with my own. Gratitude for tho bcnellt
1 have derived from the excellent pre
paration, prompts mo to furnish you
with this unsolicited testimonial.
I am dear Sir,
Yours ever gratefully,
(Signed) Carey 1). Bcrrv,
A. J. White, Esq. Baptist Missionary.
Preston, Sept. 21st, 1883.
My Dear SIi, Your Syiup and Pills
are still very popular with my customers,
many saying they are the bet family
The other day 11 customer came for
two bottles of Syiup and said "Mother
Seigel" had saved the life of his wife,
anil he added, "one of these bottles 1
am sending lllteeumilesaway to a friend
who Is veiy 111. I have much fath in it."
Tho sale keeps up wonderfully, In fact,
one would fancy almost that tho pcoplo
weio beginning to bieakfast, dine, and
sup on Mother Scigel's Syrup, the dc
maud Is so constant and the satisfaction
1 mil, dear Sir, vouis faithfully,
(Signed) W. Bowker.
To A. J. While, Ksq.,
lrensinghain, Whitehaven, Oct. 1(1, 1882
Mr. A. J. White. Dear Sir. I was
for some time alllictcd with piles, and
was advised to give Mother Scigel's
Syrnpatiial, which I did. lam now
happy to state that It has restored 1110
to complctu health. I leinaln, yours
(Signed) John II. Lighlfoot.
70 ly !!
. . n'
Honolulu Steam Planing Mills, Espla
Manufactures all kinds of Mouldings,
Brackets, Window Frames, Winds,
Sashes. Doors, and all kinds of Wood
work ilnlsh. Turning, Scroll and Hand
Sawing. All kinds of Sawing and Phn
iug, Morticing and Tenanting.
Orders promptly attended to and work
guaranteed. Orders from the other Is
nPIIE Undersigned Proprietor of tho
PKEEft STEAK CAM FACTORY
dosites lo Inform his palious and the pub
He generally that notwithstanding the
iccent DISASTROUS PI HE, has erected
A NEW FACTORY and BAKERY,
On a much more Extensive Scale which
is now in Fci.i. Orr.iiAiio.v, and which
will bo In complete working older by an
Early Arrival of new Machinery and
Tools; and Is now again prepared to
CHOICEST PURE CANDIES
and will always have on hand Ids dell
clous Fresh Made
VANILLA CHOCOLATE CREAMS,
RICH NUQAT IN BARS,
SUGAR ROASTED ALMONDS,
CREAM CANDIES of great variety okt
Gum Drops, nnd Gum Fruit
Of all doicilptions. All those Home
Made Fresh and Pure Coiifcrtions, 1 tell
RICH WEDDING CAKE
Of the Finest Flavor, In all sles always
on hand and ornamented in the
most artistic style.
IVXIIVOE JPIJUS !
always fiedi, as also
Home Made Mince Meat
for sale at BO cents per pound.
Will receive per Consuelo tho babinco
of my new machinery of the newest dc
signs for manufacturing nil descriptions
of plain Candles; thanking the public
for previous liberal patronage and so.
Helling a continuance of same.
Practical Confectioner and P.tMry Cook.
inr. oi.i) stand. 71 Hotel street
P. 0. Bos No. 75;. . . ..Telephone No. 74
Horo Shoeing a specialty
A first-class man being specially engaged
for that work.
Ship and Wagon work faithfully
Shop on the Esplanade, op. Hopper's.20-1
(Successor to C. P. Ward.)
All oiders for cartage promptly at.
tended to, ut the lowest rates. Also for
U'hlte null Illack Hand
ill quantities to suit, at lowest prices.
8. M. CAM UK.
S. V. ClltAUAM
S. M. GARTER & 00.
Rktaii. Dj:au:ks in
Goal and Feed.
May anl Oats.,
to all parts of die city.
Remember, 82 King1 street,
C78 tSTAnil Telephone No. 187.
4.UAVA WOOD CHARCOAL, In any
J quantity, Irom 1 to 100 bugs,
FOR SALE 1JY
704 Queen Street.
THE WINDSOR RESTAURANT,
MKAL.S B25i MKALS
Cook'dtoord'rSsSAt all hour.
Oysters, Colery, Salmon, and Fruit
Received by every Bteaincr. 001
GEO. E. SHERMAN.
No. 8 Maunakha Sr.
Trees and Saddles of all kinds made lo
order otul repairing Harness, etc., doim
in short notice All orders promptly nt
tended to. 003 ly
ALVIN II. 11ASEMANN,
PAPER-RULER mid HLANIMJOOK
Rook Rinding of all description neatly
and promptly executed.
Gazette Rulhling . . Merchant street
Wir-VOlflR'S B. S. CO.
TIE -,r,.. ,
u-BjEj-ii r4i Jung, vommaiuicr,
Leaves Honolulu each Tuesday at
'1 p.m., touoblr.g at Lalinlnn, Maa
laca Hay, Makena, Mribukona, Ka
wnlbao, Lniipahochoo and Hilo.
Returning, will touob nl nil the
alovo port9, nrrlvlng at Honolulu
each Baturday afternoon.
To tho Volcano anil Back.
THROUGH TICKETS to the Volcano,
and return, enn now bo had at tho olllco
of tho Inler.Islind S. N.Co. Tourists
leaving Honolulu per time table of the
"PLANTER," will bo landed at Puna
luu, thenco by Railroad to Pahuln, whero
Horses and Guides will be iii attendance.
iiy this rout. Tourists con make tho
round trip in 7 davs, giving -1 days to
vllt ihe Volcano. "
TICKETS FOR THE ROUND TRIP,
Including Horse, Guide, Hoard and
For further particulars euqube at the
oniec of the
Tiitcr-lNlancl S. UT, Co.,
or J. F. JORDAN, Volcano House.
&, PK KOLOA & WAIMEA,
The Clipper Schooner
F. Kibbling, .... Master,
Will inn regulaily to the ports of
KOLOA, HANAPEPE & WAIMEA,
KAUAI. For freight or passage apply
to the Captain on board, or to the
l'Acirio Navigation Co.,
732 3m Cor. Nuuanu & Queen sis.
TIIK KAST 8AIMXO
S-M2SA oulluullur " U-IUIIU.
ill run legiuuny
TO WAIALUA EVERY MONDAY,
Returning on Thursday, weather
For treight or passage apply to the
Captain on board, or to
Pacific Navkiation Co.,
LABftSE & GO.
Have a Largo Stock of tho
YEE-Y BEST HAY.
Which is offered at Lowest Market Prices
Dolivcrcd Free to any part of the Cily
AGENTS POS THE
Pacific Mutual Life Insurance Co.
Agents for the Hoover Telephone.
Telephone No. 147. 70(1
Honuapo, Kau, Hawaii.
IS NOW OPEN for Travelers, where
First class accomodation can be had
at all Times. The climate of Honuapo
is recommended for invalids.
HORSES AXD GUIDES
Provided for the Volcano.
Seo CARDS r,t
tS'-Por Terms etc.,
Hotels and Streets.
rt 'stj,i y i
ffStt I all j ' Jmr wi
A PURE, WHOLESOME. RE
According to tho highest and best inedi.
Muiiufacloiy, : : : No. 13 Lililm Stf
P. O. Rox, 370. Telephone, 231.
CSyAll oiders receive prompt attention
C. BREWER & CO.
Offer for Salo tho Cargo of tho
LIST OF IBRCHANBISB,
Light Expn.84 Wagoiib,
Ex Top Carriages.
STEARU O OAL.
Com. Wood Chairs,
Fine Molasse3 Shooks,
Ice Chests, Nos, 2, 3. and G,
I.obsteis, 11 b tns ; Heaus, 31b.tns
Hay Cutters, Nos. 1, 2, & 3.
Fairbank's Scales, Nos. 7,8,10 & 11
Centrifugal Lining, 14 inch ;
Comp. Nails, 1, 1-14 inch.
Manila Cordage, Assorted:
Galvanized Fence Staples,
FARMERS BOILERS 20 AND 25 CALLS.;
Sisal Rope, Assorted,
Y. ETAIi SHEATHING
10, Id, 20,22, 24 and 20 oz.;
Hair Mattresses !
Grindstones, Rubbor Hose,
Hide Poison, Barbed
Wire, Refined Iron,
ANNEALED FENCE WIRE,
Galvanized Screws nnd Washers.
Yes, and we sell
As JUoav jiw llic tiowcMt !
and don't anybody forget it.
Wo sell New Bedford Rope, and any
retailer knows how It will hold out in
Wo also havo the ino-t varied assoit
kept by any house this side of the Rocky
Mountains, ouch ns
Hemp and Manila Cordage, all sizes,
Artesian Well lioring Ropes,
Manila Hawsers, Wire Rope,
Cotton and Hemp Duck and Twine,
Galvanized Marino Hardware,
PAINTS AND OILS,
Pure Copper Sheathing, 14, 10 & 18 oz
Yellow Metal and Nails, 14 to 28 oz,
Copper Paint (Tarr & "Wonsin's)
"Whalo Boats, Boat Stocks,
Gal. Roat Nails, all kinds and sizes,
And 1001 other things too numerous
to mention Also, agents for
1'crry JJnvin' Pnin Killer,
Brand & Pierce's Bomb Guns and
Bomb Landcs, &c, &c,
All of which wo will Bell at the
A. W. Pcirce & Co.
WILLIAMS & CO,
120 FORT STREET,
Have Secured tho Services of
One of the Best Artists
From San Francisco, His Coloring is
Views of tho Volcano,
Also on Hand, Come and Seo Them.
DAILYIULLETIN JOB PRINTING OFFICE
Bills of Lading
jMZfai . ssmBmihL-fsk'
,y?m?zzjfi. i"E3ru M,Vjr. j?.t.
ft? Visiting Cards
EXECUTED WITH NEATNESS AND DISPATCH.
E. P. Adams Queen st
Lyons & Levey, Queen st
Alvln II. Rascinann.... Gazette Building
Bishop & Co Meichantst
W. McCanilloss, Pi'b Market
Hoot nnd Hliocs.
Chr. Geitz ....lortst
IXLSlore, Nuuauu at
Gartcnbcrg IXI, Store Nuuanu st
P. A. Dins hx$ti,
Gonsalvcs A Ro Hotel st
Cabinet JlaUcrH. , , .
W. Miller V old SJ
Crowley is Co., King H
W. II. Page,"" -Port at
Hawaiian Carriage Co., Queen st
C'luarH nnd Tobncco,
Hart, Pros. Old Corner, Queen tt
Noltes Beaver Saloon t oi t st
Fisher' Champagne Cider,.... Llllha tt
Candy i'netory nnd Ilakcry.
F. Hoin, llotl!l tl
CariicntcrH nnd llullitiTM.
F. Wilhelm King st
G. Lucas ! oi t st
Iry nnd 1"muvochIh.
N.S. Sachs Port tt
J . T. Wntci house, Queen st
J. T. Wnturhouse, M"g t
.T.T. Wntcrhouse, tortst
IXL Store, Nuuanu st
B. F. Elders & Co., 1- ort si
M. A. Gonsalvcs & Co., Hotel ht
P. A. Bias King St
Benson, Smith & Co., Ports!
Holllster & Co Nuuanu st
Hollistcr & Co FoiUt
M. Grossman, Hotel st
Drayngo nnil Cartage.
S. M. Carter & Co. King st
Frank Hustacc, Queen st
G. Robinson Queen st
Mrs. Turner, King st
Klrc IiiHiirnnco AgciitH.
II. Ricmcnschncldcr,. .nl Wilder & Co's.
C. O. Uerger, MerehMitst
Cllt'M I'lll'lllHllllIK OOtlH.
Elders & Co., Fort st
N. S. Sachs Portst
I X L. Store, Nuuanu st
Gonsalvcs & Co Hotel fct
P. A.Dias Kingst
roccrh'M nnd I'rovlHioiiN.
A. S. cfcghorn&Co Queen st
Kennedy X; Co., Hotel st
WolfoA- Edwards,.. .Foit & Nuuanu stt
Jlot'HO Hlioeln KliopH.
Wilson Bros Fort st
Iluy and 1'ued HtorcH.
AVolfo & Edvvnrds....King &, Nuuanu sts
S. M. Carter& Cc, Kingst
Union Feed Co., Queen st
Laluo & Co, Fort st
G. E. Sherman, Kingst
Dillingham & Co Fort st
J. T. Watcrliousc, Queen st
IiiinortcrH & Coni.SrcrchaiitH.
G. W. Macfurlnne fc Co Fort st
O. Brewer & Co., Queen st
Lyons & Levey, Queen st
M. S. Grinbaum & Co Queen st
W. G. Irwin & Co., Fort st
A. S. Clcghorn & Co., Queen st
J. T. Wntcrhouse, Queen st
F. T. Lcnchau & Co., N uuauu st
Castle & Cooke, King st
Wing Wo Tui & Co., Nuuanu bt
C. O. Bcrgcr Merchant st
Uymau Bros Merchant st
W. Auld Water AVorks Ofllcc
J. A. Hassingcr, Interior Olllco
W. C. Alcona Kingst
S. M. Carter, Kingst
Lowers & Cooke Fort ht
Wilder A- Co Foitsl
Millinery and 1i'chh SlnUlni;.
Mrs. A. M. Mollis Fort st
Dr. Emerson Kukui fet
J. M. Oat Jt . & Co., Merchant st
IMiimbcrH and 1'nliitci'M.
E. O. Howe,...."" Kingst
Brown & Phillips King st
J. Nott, Knahumauu st
Max Kolun, Fort st
Williams is Co., Foitst
A. A. Montano Fort st
Ttinliitf &. 3IUHirnl IiiHtruineiitN.
Lycnn & Co Fort st
Hort, Bros. Old Corner, Queen st
Noltes Beaver Saloon, Fort st
Windsor Restaurant King st
Casino, Kaplolani Park
Tourist's Retreat,. Honuapo, Knu, Hawaii
Jlcnl I'Htntc AcentH.
J. E. Wiseman Merchant st
A. S. Hartwcll, over Bank
J. M. Davidson Kaahumanu st
A. Bosa Gov't Building
AV. A. Whiting, Kaahumanu st
J. Russell, Merchant st
S. B. Dole, Kaaliunianii st
F. M. Hatch Kaahumaun st
It. F. BIclcerton Merchant st
Cecil Biowu, "... .Meiehant st
J. M. Monsairat, Merchant st
T. W. Rawlins, Kingst, Lelco
J- M. Oat dr. & Co., Meiehant st
J. M. Oat & Co., Queen st
Piorco & Co ""Queen st
! Nott Kanhumnnu st
II. S.Tregloan Fort st
Inter.Island S. N. Co Esp'.nnado
AVilder's S. S. Co., Fort is Queen sts
P y 8. Co., Js'oit it Queen st
Pacific Navigation Co Queen st
Wood nnd Coal IM'ulerH,
?r k on"S,llC,CVV (i"c
S. M. Carter iVj Co., Kingst
O. W. Jloofarlano & Co.,.Kanhuinann bt
1-reeth & Peacock, Nuuauu st
Brown & Co Merchant st
Wcnnor is Co.,. p0rt st