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SATURDAY, SKIT. 27, 188-1.
OUR MARY ANN.
.SUij; a song of nonn'iisp.
.Silly .Mary Ann;
"Maw"' l In the kitchen
Woiklng like a man.
"Paw" Is In the t'oiiiitliig-liniwc
Tolling haul for money;
Vou arc in the parlor.
Don't yon think it funny':1
Sing your song nt nitiiuiiii ;
Home time, Marv Ann.
You'll belli tho kitchen
AVoiklug like u man.
Husband in the eouiitliig-lioiico.
Earning little money;
Daughter In the parlor.
'I'hen It won't be funny.
WHAT SHOULD SHE GALL HIM.
What ought ti wifu to call her hus
band in speaking to :i third pcr.son ?
Should slio say, "Aly husband," or
should she use the surname without
auy prolix, as Sirs. Carlyle used to
talk of "Carlyle," or should she
adopt another plan of that lady's and
speak, as it were, of "Mr. C?"
Perhaps it is a matter of indifference
in England, but in France a woman'
usage in the matter is taken as a test
of breeding. In tiio provinces, it
seems, wives speak of their husbands
as "monsieur," as if their particular
"monsieur" were superior to all
others. Or perhaps they think this
style expresses an indifference in
dicative of "bou ton;" "my hus
band" they imagine would bo vulgar.
With the polite world of Paris, on
the contrary, "my husband" is ac
cepted as the proper phrase, subject
to two exceptions. A very affec
tionate wife may speak of her hus
band by liis Christian name, while
after a certain age any other style
except the surname, with the prefix
"monsieur," is held to bo ridiculous
and a sign of "provincialism."
Pall Mall Gazette.
A ROYAL FLOWER CIRL.
In Portugal as in England charity
resorts to many devices to fill its
coffers, and the oilier day Queen
Maria Phi of Portugal did a great
stroke of business as a vendor of
flowers at a stall of a bazaar held at
LUbon for the benefit of poor child
ren. The Queen's stall, a small
wooden booth, was crowded, while
all the other stalls around it were
deserted, which was hard on the
other stall-keepers. When monarchs
take to shopkeeping, their subjects
have little chance a fact which in
these revolutionary times should
bring consolation to occupants of
rickety thrones. When their crowns
fall, a royal road to fortune will still
be open before them. If to lie
"patronized by royalty" attracts
many customers, what must lie the
drawing power of a shop in which all
customers arc "served by rovaltv?"
Pall Mall Jhuhjct. ' '
VERDICT OF EXPERTS.
"Fetch in your corpse," demanded
the foreman of a Texas Coroner's
The body was laid before tlicui.
The jury made a careful examina
tion and questioned the attending
"Whar was he shot?"
"Square through the heart."
"Dead in the centre o' the heart."
"flight in the centre."
"Who snot him?"
A dozen witnesses declared Jake
fired the shot, and Jake himself ad
The jury consulted softly for some
"Well, gentlemen of the jury,"
said the Coroner, "what is vour ver
dict?" "Waal, .ledge, we've come to the
conclusion that Jake Daniels is tiier
dandiest shot in these parts and
don't you furgit W'Ghkayo
LAST IN BED BLOWS OUT THE LICHT.
v uki uncic l'toiigligit and his wife
were holding a sort of love feast the
other night, recounting old times.
As the worthy couple slowly prepared
to retire, they went over tho days
gone by in a highly entertaining
"Do you know, 'Iliah, I feel just
as young as I over did?" said Uncle
".So do 1, Enoch," spryly res
ponded Aunt 'Iliah.
Then a thought suddenly occurred
to Undo Ploughgit, and wheeling on
his heel he cried out:
"Last in bed blows out the lightl"
and made a plunge for his side of the
couch. His wife, though taken by
surprise, was nothing behind him in
sprighllhicss and their aged heads
mot about the midfllc of tho bed with
a startling thump. Aunt 'Iliah
doubled up on the lloor, and old
Uncle Ploughgit, rubbing tho top of
.his head, muttered: "What two
dnrned old fools we be, anyhow."
HKn lUJuu Kkiinna nml Mi- I !...!.
f ,. jj ..uj i.ti.,i' ..,. .i.i. jiiiiua
-4i f A arc-to lie married. Well, I declare 1
;; V:,That aged couple. And she is old
,, UllUUgll LU UU Ilia IllUllld.. ill-
rMleed she is. And for him why,
he's old enough to be her father."
A SKILFUL SURGICAL OPERATION.
Tin American Amb.indor nt Vicuna,
Mr. KiisMin, has lately foi warded lo his
Government an intcicsling account (if u
reiuarkitblu surgical operation lately
iicrtormcu iiy notcssor Jiniroiii, oi
Vienna, which, wonderful to tell, con
sisted in the removal of a portion
of the human stomach, Involving
nearly oniMhlid of the organ and,
strange to nay, the patient lenoveied
the only successful operation of the
kind ever performed. The disease for
which this operation was performed
was cancer of tho stomach, attended with
the following symptoms: The iipjictlto
is qullo poor, There i?u peculiar iii'les.
ci i liable disti ess in the stomach, u feel,
ing that hits been described in a faint
"nfi-vHc" M'ii"iiliuu; a sticky slime col
loots about the teeth, cipeefally in the
morning, accompanied by an unpleasant
taste. Food fails to satisfy lids peculiar
faint sensation; but, on the contrary, It
appears to aggravate the feeling. Tho
eje-3 arc sunken, tinged with yellow; the
hands nnd feet become cold and sticky
it cold perspliatiou. The sufferers leel
tired all the time, and sleep does not
seem to give t cot . Aftera time the pa.
llent becomes nervous and irritable,
gloomy, bU mind filled with evil fore
bodlugs. When rising suddenly from
n recumbent position theio is a dizziness,
u whistling scif-nllon, and he is obliged
to grasp something linn to keep from
falling. The bowels costive, the bkin
dry and hot at times; tho blood becom
ing thick and stagnant, nml does not
ciirulito pioperly. After a time the
patient spils up lood soon after eating,
sometimes In a sour and feimented con
dition, sometimes sweetish to the taste.
Oftentimes there is a palpitation of the
heart, and the patient feais lie may have
hem I disease. Towards the last the
patient is unable to letaiu any food
whatever, n the opening in tho lutes,
tines becomes closed, or nearly so. Al
though this dUeaso is Indeed alarming,
sull'eiers with the above named symp
toms should not feel nervous, for nine
hundred and ninety-nine cases out of a
thousand have no cancer, but simply
dyspepsia, a disease easily removed if
treated in a proper manner. The safest
and best icmeily for thu disease is
Seigel's Curative Syrup, u vegetable pre
paratlon sold by all chemists and tuedi
cino vendors thtoughout tho world, and
by the propi iclors, A. J. White (Limit,
oil). 17, Fiirringdon-road, London, E. U.
ThUSynip stilkesal the very fomida.
lion ot the disease, and drives it, root
and hianch, out of tho system.
St. Marv-strcct, Petcrboiough,
November, liOtli, 1SS1.
Sir, It gives mo great pleasure to in
form vou of the bcnellt 1 have lcccived
from Seigel's Syrup. I have been troub
led for years with dyspepsia; but after
a tew doses of the syrup, I found relief,
and after taking two bottles of It I feel
I am, Sir, vours truly,
Mr. A. .1. Willie. ' William Bicnt.
September Sth, 1S83.
Dear Sir, I thai the sale or Scigel's
Syrup Readily iiieiensing. All who have
tiicil it speak' very highly of its mull
cinal virtues: one customer describes it
as a "Uod-send IB dyspeptic people." 1
always locommciul it with continence.
(Signed) Vincent A. Wills,
To .Mr. A.. I. White,
Scigel's Operating Pills aie the best
family phyc Hint has ever been dis
covered. "They cleanse the bowels from
all irritating substances, and leavu them
in a health) condition. They cuie cos
Sp'inish Town, .Jamaica, West Indies,
Dear Sir, I write to inform you that
1 have derived great bcnellt from
"Scigel's Syrup." Foromoycar 1 have
sull'ered from liver complaint, with its
many and varied concomitant evils, so
that my life was a perpetual misery.
Twelve- months ago 1 was induced to try
Scigel's Syrup, and although rather
sceptical, having tried so many reputed
infallible remedies, I determined to eivo
it at least a fair trial. In two or three
day.s I felt considerably better, and now
at tho end of twelve months (having
continued taking it) 1 am glad to say
that I nni a dillerent being altogether.
Jt is said of certain pens that they "conio
as a boon and a blessing to men" and 1
have no icnson to doubt the truthfulness
of the statement. 1 can truly say, how.
ever, that Scigel's Syrup has come as a
"boon and a blessing" to me. I have re
commended it to several fellow.sufferers
from this distios-dng complaint, and
their testimony is quite in accordance
with my own. (J latitude for the benefit
I have derived from tho excellent pre
paratlon, prompts me to furnish you
witli this unsolicited testimonial.
I am dear Sir,
Yours ever gratefully,
(Si cued) Carey 11. Berry,
A. .1. White, Esq. Baptist Missionary.
Preston, Sept. 21st, 188:1.
MyDearSii, Your Syiup and Pills
are still very popular with my customers,
many saying they are the bet family
The other day a customer came for
two bottles of Syrup and said "Mother
Sclgel" had saved tho life of his wife,
and he added, "one of these bottles I
am sending fifteen in lies away to a friend
who is very ill. I have much fath in it."
Tho sale keeps up wonderfully, in fact,
one would fancy almost that the people
were beginning to breakfast, dine, and
sup on Mother Scigel's Syrup, the de.
mand is so constant nnd the satisfaction
1 nni, dear Sir, vours faithfully,
(Signed) AV. Bowker.
To A. J. White, Ksq.,
I lensiiigham, Whitehaven, Oct. 10, 1882
Mr. A. J. While.-l)e.ir Sir, I was
for some time nlllictcd with piles, and
was advised to give Mother Scigel's
Syrup a trial, which I did. I nm now
happy to state that it has rcstoicd mo
to complete health. I remain, yours
.(Signed) John II, Light foot.
705 ly a
Honolulu Steam Planing Mills, Kspla
Manufactures all kinds 6f Mouldings,
Ilrackets, Window Frames, Winds,
Sashes. Doors, and all kinds of Wood
work linlsh. Turning, Scroll and Hand
Sawing. All kinds of Sawing and Plan
ing, Morticing and Tenanting;.
Orders promptly attended to and work
guaranteed. Orders from tho other Is
rpiIU Undetsigncd Proprietor of the
PIONEER STEAM CANDY FACTORY
dedres to Inform hlspationsnndthopub
He generally that notwithstanding thn
n cent DISASTROUS FIHK, has erected
A NEW FACTORY and BAKERY,
On a much more Intensive Scale which
Is now in Fui.i. Oi'iniAiiox, and which
will bo In complete working order by an
JIarly Arrival of now Machinery and
Tools; and is now again prepaied to
CHOICEST PURE CANDIES
and will nlways have on hand his dell,
clous Fresh Made
VANILLA CHOCOLATE CHHAM8,
RICH NUGAT IN BARS,
SUGAR ROASTED ALMONDS,
CREAM CANDIES of great variety oft
Gum Drops, and Gum Fruit
Of all dosciiptions. All those Homo
Made Fresh nnd Pure Confections, I sell
at SO cents PHK POUXD.
RICH WEDDING CAKE
Of the Finest Flavor, in all sizes nlways
on hand and ornamented in the
most artistic style.
always fredi, as also
Home Made Mince Meat
for sale at CO cents per pound.
Will receive per Consuelo the balance
of my new machinery of tho newest de.
signs for manufacturing nil descriptions
of plain Candies; thanking the public
for previous liberal patronage and so
Helling a continuance of same.
Practical Confectioner and Pastry Cook.
'i ii r. oi.n stand. 71 Hotel street
P. 0. liox No. 75;. . . ..Telephone No. 74
Horse Shoeing n specialty
A first-class mnn being specially engaged
for that work.
Ship and "Wagon woik faithfully
Shop on tho Esplanade, op. Hopper's.201
(Successor to C. P. Ward.)
All orders for callage promptly at.
tended to, at the lowest rates. Also for
White nml lilark Kami
in quantities to suit, at lowest prices.
s. m. cAinr.u.
S. V. OUAHAM
S. M. GARTER & 00.
Rr.TAii, Deai.eks in
Coal fctnd Feed.
SrXa.y and. Oats,
to all parts of die city.
Kcinuinbcr, S3 King: street,
G78 ESTAnd Telephone No. 187.
.UAVA WOOD CHARCOAL, In any
VX ipiontlty, from 1 to 100 bags,
FOR SALE BY
704 Queen Street.
THE WINDSOR RESTAURANT,
H. Cavcnagh, Proprietor.
M11ALS Si MEillS
Cook'dtoord'rvi -At all hours
Oysters, Celery, Salmon, and Fruit
Received by every steamer. CC1
GEO. E. SHERMAN.
No. 8 Maunakha St.
Trees and Saddles of nil kinds mndo to
order and repairing Harness etc., done
in short notice. All orders promptly nt
tended to. CJ3 ly
PAPER-RULER nnd BLANK-BOOK
Book Binding of nil description neatly
and promptly executed.
Gazette Building . . Merchant street
AVIT-jDElt'S S. S. CO.
r.3lE9T -"-"'Hi uiiiiiiiiiiui;!,
Lcave8 Honolulu cacli Tuesday ui
4 p.m., touching nt Lalialna, Mun
laea Hay, Makcna, Mahukona, Ka
wnihao, Laupahoelioo nnd llllo.
Returning, will touch al nil tho
nlovo ports, nrrlvlng at Honolulu
each Saturday afternoon.
To tho Volcano and Back.
IulciMHluiiU n. x. va.
THROUGH TICKETS lo tho Volcano.
and return, can now be had at tho ofllco
of tho ilntcr.lsl.tnd S. N. Co. Tourists
leaving Honolulu per time table of the
" PLANTER," will be landed nt Puna,
litu, thenco by Railroad to Pahnla, where
Horses and Guides will be in attendance.
By tills rout. Tourists can make the
round trip in 7 days, giving -1 days to
visit the Volcano.
TICKETS FOR THE BOUND TRIP,
Including Horses, Guide, Board and
For further particulars enquire at tho
ofllco of the
Jiiier-Islaiid $. X, Co.,
or J. F. JORDAN, Volcano House.
tfCdjv FOR KOLOA & AVAIMEA,
The Clipper Schooner
F. Kibbling, ... - Master,
AV111 run regularly to tho ports of
KOLOA, HANAPEPE & WA1MEA,
KAUAI. For freight or passage apply
to the Captain on hoard, or to the
Pacific Navhiatiox Co.,
7H2 Sin Cor. Nuuantt & Queen sts.
TlIK l'AST 8AIMNO
will run tcgularly
TO YVAIALUA EVERY MONDAY',
Returning on Thursday, weather
For freight or passage apply to the
Captain on board, or to
Pacific Navigation Co.,
Have a Largo Stock of the
VERY BEST HAY.
Which is offered at Low est Market Prices
Delivered Free to any part of tho City
AGENTS FOS THE
Pacific Mutual life Insurance Co.
Agents for the Hoover Telephone.
Commissioner of Deodsfor California
Telephone No. 147. 7C0
Honuapo, Kau, Hawaii.
IS NOW OPEN for Travelers, where
First class accomodation can bo had
at all Times. The climate of Honuapo
is recommended for invalids.
IIOKSES AND GUIDES
Provided for tho Volcano.
E-For Terms, etc., Sco CARDS at
Hotels and Streets.
J. W. SMITHIES,
67!! ly . Proprietor.
A PURE, WHOLESOME, RE
Accoiding to tho highest and best medi
Manufactory, : : : No. 1!) Lilihn St.'
P. O. Box, 370. Telephone, 28 1.
BSyAll ordeis receive prompt attention
DA1LYBULLETJN JOB PlllNTINa OFFICE
Bills of Lading
Book Work '
s&Zte jmem$M m
EXECUTED WITH NEATNESS AND DISPATCH
C. BREWER & CO.
Offer for Salo tho Cargo of tho
LIST OF MERCHANDISE,
Light Express Wngons,
Ex Top Carriages.
STEAM C OAL.
Com. Wood Chairs,
Fine Molasses Shooks, '
Ice Chests, Nos, 2, 3, and C,
Lobsters, lib tns j Beans, Blb.tns
Hay Cutters, Nos. 1, 2, & 3.
Fairbanks Scales, Nos. 7,8,10&11
Centrifugal Lining, 14 inch;
Comp. Nails, 1)2, 1-14 inch.
Manila Cordage, Assorted:
Galvanized Fence Staples,
FARMERS BOILSRS 20 AND 25 SAILS,:
Sisal Hope, Assorted,
Y. jNLETAL sheathing
l(i, 18, 20, 22, 24 and 20 oz.j
Mais' Mattresses !
Grindstone?, Rubber Hose,
Hide Poison, Barbed
Wire, Rellned Iron,
ANNEALED FENCE WIRE,
Galvanized Screws and AVnshors.
Yes, and we sell
As DLiov iih tlie XjowcmL !
and don't anybody forget it.
We sell New Bedford Rope, and any
retailer knows how It will hold out in
We also have the mol varied assort
kept by any house this side of tho Rocky
Mountains, sucli as
Ilcmp and Manila Cordage, all sizes,
Artesian Well Boring Ropes,
Manila Hawsers, Wire Rope,
Cotton nnd Hemp Duck and Twine,
Galvanized Marine Hardware,
PAINTS AND OILS,
Pure Copper Sheathing, 14, 10 & 18 oz
Yellow Metal and Nails, 14 to 28 oz,
Copper Paint (Tarr & "Wonsin's)
Whale Boats, Boat Stocks,
Gal. Boat Nails, all kinds and sizes,
And 1001 other tilings too numerous
to mention Also, agents for
1'crry Davis' Pain Killer,
Brand & Pierce's Bomb Guns and
Bomb Lances, &c, &c,
All of which wo will sell at tho
A. W. Fcirce & Co.
Tin, Copper and Sheet Iron Worker
number, Gas Fitter, &c.
Stoves and Manges
of all kinds.
Plumbers' stock and metals,
House Furnishing Goods,
17 Chandeliers, Lamps, &o.
E. P. Adams (iueen si
Lyons & Lovey, Q;" t
Alvln II. Rascmam Gazette Building
Bishop &, Co., Merchant st
W. McCitiuUcv, Fish Market
Hoot nml NlmrH.
L. Adlcr, Nutianu st
Ohr. Gctlz, Fortsl
I X L Store Ntiuanu st
Gartcnbcrg I XL. Store,.... Nuiianu st
P. A. Dins Klngst
Gonsalvcs & Bo Hotel st
W. Miller, Hotel st
Crowley & Co., Klngst
Lycau & Co Fort st
W. II. Page,"-- Fort st
Hawaiian Carriage Co., (iueen st
Cleni-H nml Tobncca,
Hart, Bros. Old Corner, Queen st
Noltcs Beaver Saloon, Foi t st
Fisher's Chnmpagno Cider,.... Llllha st
Canity Factory nnd Hak cry.
F. Horn Hotel st
CarncntcrH anil Iliillilci'H.
F. Wllhclm, Klngst
G. Lucas, ' Fort st
Dry nml Knncy ooiIh.
N. S. Sachs Fort st
.1. T. Watei house Queen st
J. T. Wntcruouse, Klngst
.1. T. Wntcrhouse, Fort st
I X L Store, Nuuantt st
B. F. Elders & Co., Fort st
M. A. Gonsalvcs & Co Hotel st
P. A. Dins King St
Benson, Smith & Co., Fortst
Hollister &Co., Ntiuanu st
Hollistcr & Co Foi t st
M. Grossman, Hotel st
lrnynct anil Onrlnnc.
S. M. Carter & Co., King st
Frank Hustace, Queen st
G. Robinson Queen st
Mrs. Turner, King st
Fire Insurance AcentH.
II. Ricmcnschiiclder,..at Wilder & Co's.
C. O. Berger, Merchant st
4iiciit'ri PiirnlHliiiiir j!ooiIh.
Eldei s & Co Foi t st
X. S. Sachs Fortst
I XL. Store Ntiuanu st
Gonsalvcs & Co Hotel st
P. A. Dins Klngst
tiroccricH nnd I'i-ovIhIohh.
A. S. Clcgliorn & Co., Queen st
Kennedy & Co., Hotel st
Wolfe ii Edwards,. . .Fort & Ntiuanu stt
Horse Shoeing HIioiih.
Wilson Bros Fort st
liny and Feed HtorcM.
Wolfe & Edwards....King Sz Nuuanu sts
S. M. Carter & Cc, Kingst
Union Feed Co., Queen st
Lainc & Co Fort st
G. E. Sherman, Kingst
Dillingham & Co Fortst
J. T. Waterhousc, Queen st
IniporturH A. Coin.MercIiuiitH.
G. W. Mncfarlane it Co Fortsl
C. Brewer 1S5 Co., Queen st
Lyons & Levey, Queen st
M. S. Griubaum & Co. Queen st
AV. G.Irwin & Co., Fortst
A. S. Clcgliorn & Co. Queen st
J.T. 'Wntcrhouse, Queen st
F. T. Lcnelinn & Co., Nuuanu st
Castlo & Cooke, King st
Wing AVo Tai i)c Co Nuuanu st
C. O. Berger Merchant st
Hymnn Bros., Merchant st
W. Auld, Water Works Office
LA. Hassiugcr, Interior Office
W. C. Akniui Kingst
S. M. Carter Kingst
Lowers & Cooke, , Port st
Wilder is Co Fortst
MIIHncry mid Ircn Slnldng.
Mrs. A. M. Mollis, Fort st
Dr. Emerson Kukul st
J. M. Oat Ji. & Co Merchant st
l'lmiiberM nml I'alntcrs.
E. C. Rowe,...."" King st
Brown & Phillips, Klngst
J. Nott, Kaaliumanu st
Max Kohm, Fort st
"Williams & Co Fortst
A. A. Montauo Fort st
Tuning & MuHlcnl IiiHtriiiiicutN.
Lycnn & Co., Fortst
Noltcs Beaver Saloon, Fort st
Windsor Restaurant, King st
Casmo, ICapiolani 1'nrk
Tourist's Retreat, . Honuapo, Kau, Hawaii
Heal FNtattt AcentH,
J. E. Wiseman, Merchant st
A. S. Hartwell, over Bank
J. M. Davidson Kaahuinanii st
A. Rosa Gov't Building
AV. A. Whiting, Kuahumanii st
J. Russell,. Met chant st
S. B. Dole, Kaaliumanu bt
F. M. Hatch, Kaaliumaun st
R. F. Blckerlon, Merchant st
Cecil Brown, ....Merchant st
J. M. Monsairat, Merchant st
T. AV. Rawlins King st, Leleo
.T-M.Oat Jr. & Co., Mcichantst
J. M. Oat & Co., Queen st
Plerco & Co Queen st
T. Nott, Kaaliumanu st
Inter.Island S. N. Co., Esplanade
AVilder's S. S.'C'o., Fort it Queen sts
O. S. S. Co., Vou & Queen st
Pacific Navigation Co Queen st
Wood and Coal llealei'M,
Frank Hustnco Queen st
S. M. Carter it Co K ing st
AVIncM and Spirit h,
G. W. Maofarhuio & Co.,.Knnhuinaiiii st
J- rceth & Peacock, Nuuanu st
Brown it Co.j Merchant st
AVcnuer & Co., Fort st
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