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ft It gnUtj gwUdhu SATURDAY, FEH ii, 18S6. DEPEW ON ENGLISH NOTABLES. At the Sala dinner in Now York, on Sntunlny evening, tho Hon. C. M. Depew spoke of the popularity of America with tho professional people of other countries ami jocosely snid : Like the Chinese, who come to this country to hoard and not to stay, the English lecturers carry away all of our surplus and leave us nothing but Ideas. J usl run your minds over the list of those who linvc visited us. There is Sergeant Ball antinc, who brought with him jokes so old that they fell within the penal code, and curried home good stories that have since convulsed the British Empire. Then there was Herbert Spencer, who came to us dyspeptic, green, hungry, emacintcu (laugh ter), and looking like Pickwick gone to seed, and lectured us on over work. Look at Matthew Arnold, the apostle of sweetness and light, who came to teach and was taught. He was taught the ingenuity and complexity of the Lyceum Bureau system of conducting public enter tainments, and doubtless that know ledge was what hastened his depar ture from our shores. It was in a Western town that Matthew Arnold was introduced to an audience some thing in this style: "Ladies and gentlemen, Next week we shall have here those beautiful singers, the Johnson sisters. To-night wo will have the pleasure of hearing Mr. Arnold, the great philosopher, who has passed most of his life in India, and who wrote that beautiful production, the 'Light of Asia.' " (Laughter.) Now we have with us George Augustus Sala, who is the best after dinner speaker among the English people, and who is equal to most of our own after-dinner speakers. As regards his lecture on 'Costumes, Culture and Cookary,' I wish to warn him most solemnly that the peoplo of the United States will not stand alliteration. Laughter. This country has just been thrown into a great moral, political and religious revolution by 'Rum, lhcu matism and rebellion.' " Great laughter and applause. Mr. Depew alluded to the statement that Mr. Sala had written seven thousand edi torial articles, and facetiously in dicated the degree of independence exercised by the average editorial writer by citing the late Dean Rich mond's instructions to the head painter in the employ of the New York' Central Railway, "which, by the way," interpolated Mr. Depew, with great gravity of countenance, "is the best railway in the countr'." After telling his head painter that the greatest liberty of action would be accorded the heads of every de partment of the Central road so long aa they bore the consequence, Mr. Richmond said: "Now you can go and paint your cars any color you please, so long as you paint them red." Mr. Depew closed his re marks by an eloquent tribute to Mr. Sala's ability and career, which elicited enthusiastic applause. The London correspondent of the Boston Herald gives a humorous account of the first appearance of the noted London journalist, George Augustus Sala, in the American lec ture field. After picturing Mr. Sala's approach to the lecture platform and the manner in which he swept the audience with his keen eyes, "which, seen once, can never be forgotten," the writer thus quotes: "Ladies and gentlemen When I arose this morning I found I had not lost my cockney accent, along with my fa tiguo of ocean travel, and, to my horror, knowing that I was to appear before you this evening,' to tell you a few things I've seen, I was in great difficulty with my h's. I re peated a sentence, and, until several repetitions, I gave it iu this manner: 'The 'orn of the 'unter is 'card on the 'ill.' But by noon, and by per sistent wrestling with my vocal powers, I am able to say this even-' ing in purest, mo3t clear-cut Ameri can fashion, 'the horn of tho hunter is heard on the hill.' " Of course there was a roar of laughter, added tho correspondent, for tho clear tones in which this sentence was rung' out the second time must have been heard to be appreciated. Daniel Webster was not a financial success. He was always in debt and had no idea of the value of money. On one occasion, having already borrowed ten dollars of a friend, he soon after asked for ten more. "What did you do with tho other?" said the gentleman, knowing 'Webster's shortcomings. "Wiry, the boot-black couldn't make change and I gave him the bill," replied tho statesman. There are 30,000 acres of good land in tho county of Essex, Eng land, which arc tcnantlcss. The reason is said to be that English farmers are being educated abovo their business and desert the farm for tho city. Great Britain is .the wealthiest nation in the world ; France is second and the Uqited States third.- Pacific Ctcuti ENGLISH A3ISHE IS SPOKE IN YANKEE LAND. You sny "clover" when you menu muni I. You say "store" when you only mean shop. You sny "cunning" when you mean trick' or cute. You say"now I want to know," when you do not mean it. You say "depot," when you have in mind a railway station. The caramels, which you think "lovely" nre only toothsome. You find your eating "elegant" when you mean it is very good. The lecture which struck you as "perfectly splendid" was in reality admirable. You thought you had n "real good time," but you only enjoyed your self very much. If you do not quite understand any one you look up in a blank way and say "how?" What you said was "too good for anything" was simply better than you thought it would be. Philadel phia Jfeics. A true story, nearly as good as that told about' the sentinel kept for twenty years or more guarding a spot in a German royal park where was once a flower which attracted the empress's attention, is now told of St. James's Paik in London. About 180-1, a military commission sat for a day in n back building abutting; on the Park. To give due solerimity to the arrangement, a sen tinel was put on duty at the door from ten till four. The commission did its work and disappeared. The sentry came back next day and did his guarding. Year by year passed, to the number of about twenty, and still day by day "Tommy Atkins," with his red coat and all the ac coutcrments, paced up and down his twenty steps, in spring rain and summer drought and winter wind and snow, faithful to his post. There was nothing to guard, and he guarded it. The other day only it was remembered that he had been forgotten, and the red tapo went away from that spot to reappear elsewhere. The Hudson Bay country may 3-ct prove to be the salvation of Canada in a commercial way. Observations are being taken this winter on the shores of Hudson Bay by an explor ing party sent out by the Canadian Government with the object of as certaining for how long a period during the summer the bay can be utilized as an outlet to Europe for Canadian products. It has been discovered that the country is rich in iron ore, galena, gold, silver and copper. It is expected the expedi tion will be fruitful of great results. Toronto Mail. Artillery officer to mandarin : "My lord, the French ships nre approach ing." Mandarin: "Fire a cannon at them." "But they are so far off that the ball will go only half way." "lure two cannons at them. STABLES. TTAVING ENLARGED THESE Central & Commodious Stables we are prepared to furnish first-class turnouts with gcutlc horses, with or without driven, A fine wagonotte in. connection. HackM at all Houra. day and night. Horses taken to board by day, week, or month, on reasonable terras. Eaddlc horses to let. IIorHCM Bougrlit and Sold, Satisfaction guaranteed. A Baggage Wagon delivers to all parts of the city. Furniture moving h upcciauy. O. W. MACFARLANE, ) ,. E. R. MILES, 'J Props im "Telephone No. 32. 020 3m H.S. TREGLOAN, 0 B H 0 - 0 in i 0 n Corner et Fort una Hotel Ht. 879 MAIM HOTEL i-" - t A SKILFUL SUROIOU OPERATION. Tho American Ambassador nl Vienna, .Mr. iCnusoii, has lately forwarded to his Government an interesting account (if a rrmnrknlilo surgical operation lutclv performed by Piofcssor Billroth, rif Vienna, which, wonderful to tell, con. slslcd in the removal of a portion of the human stomach, Involving nearly onc-lhlid of the organ and. strange to say, the patient recovered the only siu-cessfiil operation of the kind ever performed. Tho dlst-aBC for which this operation was performed was cancer of the stomach, attended with tho following symptoms : Tho appetite is quite poor. There is a peculiar hides, crlbablo distress In tho stomach, a feel, lug that has been described as a faint 'Wp-owe" sensation; a sticky slime col. lccls about the teeth, cspecfiilly in the morning, accompanied by an unpleasant taste. Food falls to satls'fy this peculiar faint scnation; but, on tliccontrary.it appears to aggravate tho feeling. The eyes arc sunken, tinged with yellow; tho hands and feet become cold and sticky a cold perspiration. Tito sufferers feci tired nil the time, mid sleep docs not seem to give rest. After n time the pa. ticut becomes nervous and irritable, gloomy, his mind filled with evil fore, bodlugs. When rising suddenly from a recumbent position tbcrcis a dizziness, ix whistling sensation, and he Is obliged to grasp something firm to keep f l om falling. Tho bowels costive, tho skin dry and hot at times; tho blood becom ing thick and stngnant, and docs not circulate piopcrly. After a time the patient spits up iood soon after eating, sometimes in n sour and fermented con. dition, sometimes sweetish to tho tnsto. .Oftentimes there is a palpitation of tho heart, and tho patient fears he may have heart disease. Towards the last the patient is unablu to retain any food whatever, as the opening in the inles. tines becomes closed, or nearly so. Al. though this disease is indeed nlnrmlug, sufferers with the above named symp toms should not feci nervous, for nine hundred and ninety-nine cases out of a thousand have no cancer, but simply dyspepsia, a disease easily removed if treated in a proper manner. The safest and best remedy for the disease is Scigcl's Curative Syrup, a vegetable pre partition sold by all chemists and medi cine vendors throughout the world, and by the proprietors, A. J. White (Limit ed), 17, Farringdou.road, London, E. C. This Syrup strikes at tho very founda. lion of the disease, and drives it, root and branch, out of tho system. St. Mary-strcet, Peterborough, November, 29th, 18S1. Sir, It gives mo great pleasure to in form you of tho benefit I have received from Scigcl's Syrup. 1 have been trotib led for years with dyspepsia; but after a few doses of the syrup, I found relief, and after taking two bottles of it I feel quite cured. I am, Sir, youis truly, Mr. A. J. White. William Brent. September 8th, 188'J. Dear Sir, I find the sale of Scigcl's Syrup steadily increasing. All who have tried it ppa1.' vnry highly of its medi. cinal virtues: one customer describes it as a "God-send to dyspeptic people." I nlways recommend it with confidence. Faithfully yours, (Signed) Vincent A. Wills, Clicmist-dcntist, Mcrthyr Tydvll To Mr. A. J. White, Scigel's Operating Pills arc the best family physic that has ever been dis covered. They cleanse the bowels from all irritating substances, and leave them in a healthy condition. They cure Cos tiveness. Spanish Town, Jamaica, West Indies, Oct. 24, 1SS2. Dear Sir, I write to inform yon that I have derived jrreat benefit from "Scigel's Syrup." For some years I have suflercd from liver complaint, with its many and varied concomitant evils, so that my life was a perpetual misery. Twelve months ago I was induced to try Beigcl's' Syrup, and although rather KjciHlcui, iiUYiiig iriuu bu many rvpuiuu infallible remedies, I determined to give it at least a fair trial. In two or three days I felt considerably better, and now at the end .of twelve months (having continued taking it) I am glad to say that I am a diflcreut being altogether. It iB said of certain pens that they "come as a boon and n blessing to men" and I have no reason to doubt the truthfulness of the statement. 1 can truly say, how ever, that Scigel's Syrup has como as a "boon and a blessing" to me. I have re commended it to several fcllow-sufferers from this distressing complaint, and their testimony is quite in accordance with my own. Gratitudo for the benefit I have derived from tho excellent pre paration, prompts mo to furnish you witli this unsolicited testimonial. I am dear Sir, ' Yours over gratefully, (Signed) Curey B. Berry, A.J. White, Esq. Baptist Missionary. Preston, Sept. 21st, 1883. My Dear Sir, Your Syrup and Pills arc still very popular with my customers, many saying they are the best family medicines possible. The other day a customer came for two bottles of Syrup and said "Mother Sclgcl" had saved the life of his wife, unu nc aaucu, -one or tnege uoiucs l nm sending fifteen miles away to a friend who is very ill. I have much fath in It." The sale keeps up wonderfully, In fact, one would fancy almost that the people wero bcgluninc; to breakfast, dine, and sup on Mother Scigel's Syrup, tho de mand is so constant and the satisfaction so great. l am, ucar sir, yours iaiiiiiuuy, (Signed) W. Bowker. To A. J. White, Esq., HciiBlngham, Whitehaven, Oct. 10, 1832. Mr. A, J. White Dear Sir, 1 was for some time nfillctcd with piles, and was advised to give Mother Scigel's Byrup a trial, which I did. I am now happy to state that it has restored me to complete health. 1 remain, yours respectfully, (Signed) John H. Lightfoot. 705 ly 3 " i Water Notice. Olllco Sup't Water Works, uonouuu, jury a, max. A: LL persons having Water Privileges arcnouueu mat tiieir water Kates aro payable semi-annually, in advance, at the office of tho Superintendent of Water Works, foot of Nuuanu street, upon the 1st day of January and July of eachvear. CIIAB. B. WILSON, Bup't "tt'ator Works B.K.Kjui,Mlnltflt of Interior. 301 THE FOUNTAIN ! Adjoining Dodd's, 123 FORT STREET. Cold Drinks for Young and Old. Superior Gingor Beer, 10c, per bottle. Donnolly's Root Beer, ' Donnolly's Spruce Boer, " " " These Beers arc the most plcasnnt and healthiest beverage known. They cleanse and purify tho blood, which renders them not only an ex cellent drink but good for Invalids, and will more readily quench thirst without producing any deleterious effects. CANDIES ! CANDIES ! ! Homo made Creams and Caramels, all Varieties, fiesh dally. Finest selection of Imported Candles. Chase's celebrated Boston Lozenges, fincstiiromalic quality in themarket. NUTS AND BON-BONS ! ! Hmokc t Hmolce X JSmolco 1 My Manilas aro tho best in town. Como in and Judge for yourself. Amciicdn, Havana and Hinglcy's celebrated llomc-mado Cigars al. ways on hand. Chewing and Smok lug Tobacco, cut foil and plug. All varieties of Cigarettes at the Foun- TAIN. SG2 nOBEUT DONNOLLY. FISIIEK'S " . j ""AVI.lt jr y.s .EM CHAMPAGNE CIDER A PURE, WHOLESOME, RE FRESHING, HEALTHFUL BEVERAGE, According to the highest and best medi cal testimony. Manufactory, : : : No. 13 Llliha Stf P. O. Box, 379. Telephone, 284. Sffi-All orders receive prompt attention. Telephone 55. NTERPRIS PLANING MILL, Alalten, near Juceii St. C. J. IIakded, Propricjor. Contracting & Building Mouldings and Finish always on hand. E" Orders promptly attended to. -a FOIl saiyi:, JIniMl and (Soft Stove Wood, 870 Cut and Split 3m Wilson Brothers, aENERAL BLACKSMITHS. Horse Shoeing a specialty A first-class man being specially engaged for that work. Ship and Wagon work faithfully attended to. Shop on the Esplanade, op. IIopper's.204 JOHN N0TT, Tin, Copner and Sheet Iron Worker Plumber, Gas Fitter, &c. Stoves and Banges of all kinds. Plumbers' stook and metals, House Furnishing Goods, 7? Chandeliers, Lamps, &c. WELDER'S S. S. CO. . JilUlltCll. .Steamer Kinau King, Commander, Leaves Honolulu each Tuesday at 4 p.m., touching at Lalmiim, Maa laea Hay, Makena, Mahukona, Ka waihae, Laupahoehoe and Hllo. Returning, will touch at all the alovo ports, arriving at Honolulu eaeu baiunmy aucrnnon. FOR KOLOA & WAIMEA, ICAUAI. The Clipper Schooner WAIEHTJ, F. Kibbling, .... Master, Will run icguhirly to tho ports of KOLOA, HANAPEPE & WAIMEA, ICAUAI. For freight or passage apply to the Capta)n on board, or to the Pacikio Navigation Co,, 800 3m ' Cor. Nuuanu & Queen sts. TJIK KAST BAII.IN0 Schooner EHUKAI will run regularly TO WAIALUA EVERY MONDAY, Returning on Thursday, weather permitting. For freight or passage apply to the Captain on board, or to Pacific Navigation Co., 181 Agents, j J y-v-",f ' . s . sSl U .fHlM ill: "i7irc.i:iv".rriCj sxs C. BREWER & CO. Oiloi for Sale TIIK roi.I.OWJNd LIST OF MERCHANDISE, Ox Carts, Light Kxpreas Wngotit,, Ex Top Carriages. STEAftfl C O AL. Cumberland Coal, Com. Wood Chalts, KEROSENE OIL. Matches, Fine Molasses Shooks, Roslu, Soap, Ice Chests, Nos, 2, S, and 5, Hoc Handles, Lobsters, lib tns; Beans, 31b Ins Sprur-o Plank. Hay Glitters, Nos. 1, 2, & 3. Axle Grease, Fairbanks Scales, Nos. 7,8,10&11J4 Leather Belting, Centrifugal Lining, 14 inch ; Comp. Nails, yay 1.14 inch. MAMMOTH ROCKERS, Bales Excelsior, Manila Cordago, Assmtciil: Excclbior Mattresses, Galvanized Fence Staples, FARMERS BOILERS 20 AND 25 GALLS,; ' Sisal Rope, Assorted, Ash Plank, Dump Banows, Ames' Shovels, Y. 1VIETAL SHEATHING 1G, 18, 20, 22, 24 and 2G 07..; Hair Mattresses ! Grindstones, Rubber Hose, Hide Poison, Barbed Wire, Refined Iron, ANNEALED FENCE WIRE, Galvanized Screws and Washers. 532 - - i i . , . DAILY BULLETIN Business Directory Auctioneers. E. P.Adams, Queen st Lyons & Levey, Queen st IHmlery. Alvin H. Rasemanu....Ga7etlc Building ISanlcci-H. Bishop & Co., Merchant st Butcher, W. McCandless Fish Market Boot and Shoen. L. Adler, Nuuanu st Chr. Gertz Foit st Temple of Fashion Fort st Billiard HuIoouh Nolte Fortst McCarthy Hotel st Clothlnc Gonsalves & Co Hotel st Temple of Fashion Foit st Cabinet 31nlter. AV. Miller Hotel st Lycan & Co., Fort st Carriage 3Iakei-H. W. II. Page,"- Fort st Hawaiian Carriage Co., Queen st Clears and Tobacco. C. McCarthy Astor Bill iard S aloon Noltcs Beaver Saloon, Fort st Cider, Fisher's Champagne Cider,.. ..Liliha st Candy factory and Bakery. F. Horn Hotel st Carpenters and BuIIderH. F. AVilhelm King st G. Lucas , Fort st WT Rhoads .J. ... Queen st Dry and Fancy CoodH. N.S. Sachs Foit st J. T. Wateihousc, Queen st J. T. Waterhouse, King st J. T. Waterhouse, Foi t st B. F. Ehlcrs & Co Fort st M. A. Gonsalves & Co Hotel st Temple of Fashion Fort st Every Description of Joli Printing: Executed with neatness and dispatch, AT THE Daily Bulletin Steam Printing" Office, Bill Heads Uriels Ball Programs Bills or Lading Business Cuids Book Work Certificates Circulars Concert Progr'ma Draft Books Delivery Books Envelopes Hand Bills Invoices Quoen Street, DrtiftRlntH. Benson, Smith & Co, Port st llrilllxter iV Co., Nuiinnu st IlnlllMcrite Co FottM m-njnse nnil i'lit-tngl'. Frank llnstacc, Queen st G. Robinson, Queen st I'tirntnhcit Ilorinn. Mrs, Turner, King i Fire IiiNiii-nnro Agdilx. II. Rlcinciisehnoldcr,..al Wilder & Co's. C. O. Bcrgcr, Moicliiint st (Jeut'-i I'tiriiNlitni; (JooiIh. Ehlcis & Co., Foit st N. S. Sachs, Fortst Goii9al ves & Co., Hotel si 11 STregloan Fort & Hotel sis Sroocrlpn nnd 1'ro IrIoiih. A. S. Cleghonl & Co Queen st Wolfe it Edwards,.. .Fort & Nuuanu stt Lewis & Co., Hotel st llorno Nhocln (Simps. Wilson Bros., Fort st IIoi-ho Trnlnci'M, Ac. H Keith Kaplohuil Park L Bruiulago Queen & Punchbowl Levy & Wood ham. Orders at Wiseman's liny and Feed KtorcN. Wolfe & Edurds....Klng As Nuuanu sts Union Feed Co., Queen st Lalne & Co, Fait st Ilnrncdti Maker G. E. Sherman, King st Hardware. Dillingham & Co., Fort st .1. T. Wntcrhousc, Queen st Importer! A, Coin.McrchantN. G. W. Macfurlanc & Co., Foitst C. Brewer & Co., Queen st Lyons & Levey, " Queen st M. S. Grinbauin A; Co., Queen st W. G. Irwin & Co., Fort su A. S. Claghoru & Co., Queen st J. T. Waterhouse Queen st Frceth & Peacock Nuuanu st Castle & Cooke, King st Wing Wo Tai A: Co., Nuuanu st C. O. Bcrger, Mcichant st Hyman Bros., Merchant st JcwclcrM Wenner A: Co Fort s t Labor Agents. W. Auld, Water Works Olllcc J. A. Hussinger, Interior Office W. O. Akana King st S M Carter Jiunibcr Ienlcrn. Lowers & Cooke Fort st Wilder is Co Fortst 3IUIInery and Di-ck Making. Mrs. A. M. Mollis Fortst Medical. Dr. Emerson, Kukui st Soim Bcalcrn. J. M. Oat Ji. & Co., Merchant st I'lumbci-H and 1'nlntern. E. C. Howe,....' King st Brown A; Phillips King st J. Nott, Kaahumauu st Max Kolun Fortst J'hotoKrapIierH. Williams As Co Foitst I'aHtures A Herbert KaMhi Valley .1 Emmcluth Mnnoa Valley Tunlnc & MunIcuI IiitttruiucntH. Lycan & Co., ". Fort st Itcstuurnnts. Noltes Beaver Saloon Fort it Windsor Restaurant King t.t Casino .Kapiolaci Paik Tourist's Retreat, . Honuapo, Kau, Hawai i Itcal Estate AsentH. J. E. Wiseman Mci chant si Hollcltors. A. S. Hartwcll, over Bank J. M. Davidson Kaahumanu st A. Rosa, Gov't Building W. A. Whiting, Kaahumanu st J. Russell Merchant st S. B. Dole, Kaahumanu st F. 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