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MONDAY, FEI1 'J.'l, 188.1.
THE SCHOOLMASTER'S PROMISE.
"Boys," said an old schoohnnslor
smiling, ono day, "1 am about to
bargain with you for good conduct.
1 desire that you will behave your
selves with dpcorumfor otioweek.niid
I will promise to show you nciniosi
ty what no man ever saw, and,
having shewn it to you. w hat no
man will ever see again." An
anxious week followed n week of
curiosity, bewilderment, hope, and
pleasure in embryo. Out of the
school it was nil 'the talk "What
could it be?" Another and another
day, until at labt Saturda- downed
upon our gladdened young hearts.
Nine o'clock camu; every urchin
was at his post; books and slates all
in readiness ; every task f ully com
mitted to memory. Altogether a
charming state of affairs. "'Tinkle,
tinkle 1" sounded the bell that bell
had n voice as well as a tongue. Sir.
Birchcm entered, seated himself,
then raised the lid of his desk and
drew the wonderful thing forth ad
justed his ominous-looking specta
cles astraddle his nasal 'projection,
and piocccdcd to the solemn cere
mony, saying, "The hour has at
length arrived. Behold in my up
raised finger a single filbert. In
this filbert is a kernel;" ceremo
niously breaking the shell and ex
posing the tiny thing to view, he
continued, "This, no man ever
saw;" then opening his capacious
jaws he thrust in the mysterious
kernel, crushed and swallowed it!
"Boys!" exclaimed he, with great
emphasis, "boys, you will never
I shall never no man will ever sec
that kernel again ! To your lessons,
ynu rascals, every dog of you!"
A NEW USE FOR TRADE DOLLARS.
A new use has been found for the
much-abused trade dollar by an
enterprising jeweller of Maiden lane.
lie takes the despised coin and
makes it up into such shapes as he
can without destroying its identity.
"It is the Bachmau idea," said he
to a reporter. "Some of tho designs
are copyrighted, just as a publisher
would copyright a book, to keep the
sharks and guerillas of the trade
from stealing them. Here is one,"
said he, producing what appeared
to be a, new specimen of the coin,
"designed for a pocket piece. The
piece is split and hollowed out so
that a picture can lie placed in it.
The pieces fit together so perfectly
that no one would ever suspect the
use to which it has been adapted.
Here is a match-box made of four of
the dollars. You see-the coins, al
though slit so that both surfaces
show on the face of the design, arc
so bent and worked into shape that
their outlines arc undisturbed. No
thing else enters into the composi
tion of the box but the hinge."
Another cuiiosity shown was a
cigarette case made of coins of
various denominations, dimes, quar
ters, half dollars and trade dollars,
welded on to a silver base of alliga
tor-skin design, and so oxidized that
the coins seemed a century old.
"Is there no law against putting
the coin to "such use?" inquired
"You can do as you please with
United States money if you do not
attempt to counterfeit it or try to
pass it after you have mutilated or
otherwise tinkered with it. Speak
ing of counterfeiting reminds me of
the experience of a friend in the
same line. He conceived the idea
of making a eigaiettc case out of
gold'and enamel to resemble a roll
of bills. He carried out the idea,
and succeeded so well that the
Secret Service officers got after him
and ho made only one specimen. It
was a beauty, however, and repre
sented a roll of 8.50 bills. The de
sign was perfect. N"ew York Mail
The following advertisement re
cently appeared: '"Being aware
that it is indelicate to advertise for
a. husband, I refrain from doing so ;
but if any gentleman should be in
clined to advertise for a wife I will
answer the advertisement without
delay. I am young, have a good
figure, am domesticated, and con
sidered ladylike. Apply, etc."
A young widow in erecting a
monument to the "dear departed,"
cleverly availed herself of the oppor
tunity to inscribe on the tomb:
"Sacred to tho memory of Mathusin
Benuchet, whd departed this lifo
aged 58 years, regretting the neces
sity of patting from the most charm
ing and best of women."
A shrewd old lady cautioned her
married daughter against worrying
her husband too much, and concluded
by saying: VMy child, a man is
like an egg. Kept in hot water a
little while he may boil soft, but
keep him tliero too long and he
Nurture your mind witli great
thought; to believe in the heroic
makes heroes. I. Disraeli.
A needle which a Chicago drum
mer ran into his hand ten years ago
has just come out at ono side of hia
face. It probably spent tho la&t
ioe years getting through his cbeejf.
THE JAPANESE 10 1
Tho chief object of interest to the
traveler in Yczo, the island depend
ency of Japan, is the lcmnaut of tho
Aino race, tho aborigines of Yczo,
and not improbably of the whole of
Japan, peaceable savages, who livo
on tho coasts and in the interior by
fishing and limiting, and stand in the
same l elation to their Japanese sub
jugators as tho ird Indians to the
Americans. A rough census of the
Ainos, made in 1873, gives their
number 12,281, and they arc be
lieved to be decreasing in numbers.
The "hairy Ainos," as these savages
have been called, arc stupid, gentle,
good-natured and submissive. They
,aic a wholly distinct race from the
Japanese. In complexion they rc
Bomblc the people of Spain and
Southern Italy. The hair is jet
black, very soft, and on the scalp
forms thick, pendant masses, occa
sionally wavy, but never showing
any tendency to cuil. The beard,
mustache and eyebrows arc very
thick and full, and there is frequently
a heavy giowth of stiff hair on the
chest and limbs. Their language is
a .very simple one. They have no
written charactcis, no literature, no
history, very few traditions, and
have left no impression on the land
from which they have been drivcu.
Gentleman "Ah, Patrick! Warm
this morning. Guess the young peo
ple won't get much skating to-day.
See how wet the ice is." Patrick
"Niverye fear, sorr ; jist wait till the
sun gets a little hoigher and the oico
will soon dry off."
& Childhood does sometimes pay a
second visit to man to youth never ;
how responsible arc we for the use
of a period so precious in itself,
which will soon pass away, and
never return. Mrs. Jameson.
Thirteen young ladies in Newark,
New Jersey, have pledged themselves
not to kiss a young men who uses
tobacco. The remaining l,21o girls
will continue "to kiss auybody they
get a chance to.
School Board Officer "You sec,
my good woman, your children must
be educated." Mrs. Flanagan
"Faix, I sec nothin' ov thekoind!
You an' me hav' done well cnoff
BEGS to inform hi numerouslcusto.
mcrs and the public that he ia
READY AGAIN FOR BUSINESS
In the stoic
A PURE, WHOLESOME, RE
Accoiding to the highest and best medi
Manufactory, : : : No. 13 Liliha SUl
P. O. Box, 379. Telephone, 284.
BSSrAU orders receivo prompt attention.
My Book of Instruction,
"SILK AND THE SILK WORM,"
Gives all necessary Information,
Price, Twenty-Fit i' Cents per ropy.
Bilk Worm Eggs, Reels, Trees, Cut
tings, Seeds, &c, for salo at the very
low cft market rates.
Thermoniotor and Baromotor Combined
For use of SUl: Raisers, frc- by mail
only 75 cents
I will bo pleased to give information
to cortcspondents who apply by letter,
inclosing two-cent stamp lor reply,
Mperlmeu ItoxrN of Cocoons &. I to cl
od Milk, its Outs.,
None hut articles of tho first quality sold
Address all communications to
Miss Nellie Linooln Rossiter,
Practical Silk Cultuiist,
New Lisbon, Burlington Co.
Also aeent for tho " Kaleidoscope,"
only CO eti per year ia advance.
A SKILFUL 8URGI0AL OPERATION.
The American Ambn stutor nt Vienna,
Mr. Knsson, has lately foi uiudcd to Ids
Government nit IntcrrMlng account of a
remarkable Mimical operation lnlelv
performed by i'iofesot lllllioth, of
Vienna, which, wonderful to tell, con
stated in the removal of n portion
of tho human stomach, Involving
nearly onclhlrd of tho organ anil.
Mrnugo to cay, Ilia patient recovered
the only iuceMul operation of the
kind ever performed. The disease for
which this operation was performed
was caucerof tliu htouiach, attended with
the following svinplnuis: The appetite
l quite poor. There is n peculiar fades,
crumble distress In the stomach, a feel,
lug thai has been described its it faint
"all gone" sensation; a sticky slimo col.
lects about the teeth, especially in the
morning, accompanied by an unpleasant
taste. Food fulls to Bittis'ly thin peculiar
faint (sensation; but, on tltocontrnry.it
appears to aggravate tho feollng. The
ejes aro sunken, tinged witltyullow; tho
hands and feet become cold and sticky
n cold perspiration. The sufferers feel
tired all the tlniu, and sleep does not
eeui to give rest. After a time the pa.
tlent becomes nervous and Irritable,
gloomy, his mind illicit with evil fore
bodings. When rising suddenly front
a recumbent position ilierc Is n dizziness,
n whistling sensation, and he is obliged
to grasp something firm to keep from
falling. The bowels costive, the skin
dry and hot nt times; tho blood becom
ing thick mid stagnant, and docs not
circulate properly. After .1 time tho
patient spits up food soon after eating,
sometimes In a sour and fermented con
dition, sometimes sweetish to the taste.
Oftentimes thero is a palpitation of the
heart, and the patient fears he may have
heart dlsea'sc. Towards the last tho
patient is unable to retain any food
whatever, ns the opening in the intes
tines becomes closed, or nearly so. Al
though this disease is indeed alarming,
sufferers with the above named symp
toms should not feel nervous, for nine
hundred nnd ninety-nine cases out of a
thousand have no cancer, but simply
dyspepsia, a disease easily removed if
treated in u proper manner. Tho safest
and best remedy for the disease is
Scigcl's Curative Syrup, a vegetable pro
paration sold by all chemists and medi
cine vendors throughout the world, and
bv the proprietors, A. J. White (Limit
ed), 17, Farringdon-road, London, B. C.
This Syrup strikes nt the very founda
tion of the disease, and drives it, root
and branch, out cf the system.
St. Mary.strcet, Peterborough,
November, 20th, 1S81.
Sir, It gives me great pleasure to in
form you of tho benefit I have received
from Seigel's Syrup. I have been troub
led for years with dyspepsia; but after
a few doses of the syrup, I found relief,
and after taking two bottles of it I feel
1 am, Sir, yours tiuly,
Mr. A. J. White. William Bicut.
September 8th, 1S83.
Dear Sir, I find the sale of Scigcl's
Syrup steadily increasing. All who have
tried it speak very highly of its medi.
cinal virtues: ono customer describes it
as a "God-send to dyspeptic people." I
always recommend it with confidence.
(Signed) Vincent A. Wills,
Chentist-dentist, Mcrthvr Tydvll
To Mr. A. J. White,
Scigcl's Operating Pills are the best
family physic that has ever been dis.
coveted. "They cleanse the bowels fiont
all irritating bubitances, nnd leave litem
in a healthy condition. They cuic' cos
tivencss. Spanish Town, Jamaica, West Indies,
Oct. 24 , 1SS2.
Dear Sir, I write to inform you that
I have derived great benefit from
"Scigcl's Syrup." For some years I have
suffered from liver complaint, with its
many and varied concomitant evils, so
that my life was a peipetual miseiy.
Twelve months ago I was induced to tfy
Scigcl's Syrup, and although lather
sceptical, having tried so many reputed
infallible remedies, I determined to gic
it at least a fair trial. In two or tlirec
days I felt considerably better, and now
nt the end of twelve months (having
continued taking it) I am glad to say
that I am a different being altogether.
It is fe.iid of certain pens that they "come
as a boon and a blessing to men" and I
have no reason to doubt tho truthfulness
of the statement. 1 can truly say, how
ever, that Seigel's Syrup has come as a
"boon nnd a blessing" to me. I bavo re
commended it to several fellow-sufferers
from this distressing complaint, and
their testimony is quite in accoidancc
with my own. Gratitude for the benefit
I have derived from the excellent pro.
paration, prompts mo to furnish you
with this unsolicited testimonial,
lam dear Sir,
Yours ever gratefully,
(Sinned) Carey B. Berry,
A. J. White, Esq. Baptist Missionary.
Preston, Sept. 21st, 1883.
My Dear Sir, Your Syrup and Pills
aro still very popular with my customers,
many saying they are tho best family
Tho other day a customer came for
two bottles of Syrup and said "Mother
Seigcl" had saved tho life of his wife,
and ho added, "ono of these bottles I
nut sending flftecnmilesawny to a friend
who is very ill. I have much futh in it."
The salo keeps up wonderfully, In fact,
one would fancy almost that tho people
wcto beginning to breakfast, dine, nnd
sup on Mother Seigel's Syrup, tho de
mand is bo constant nnd the satisfaction
1 am, dear Sir, yours faithfully,
(Signed) W. Bowker.
To A. J. White, Esq.,
Hcnsingham, Whitehaven, Oct. 10, 1882,
Mr. A. J. White. Dear Sir, I was
for somo tlmo alllicted with piles, and
was advised to givo Mother Seigel's
Syrup a trial, which I did. I am now
happy to stato that it has restored me
to complete health. I remain, yours
(81gncd) John II. Lightfoot.
705 ly 3
At Pnlamn, near Reformatory
School, a new and commodious
Icottaue. Suitable for n family.
Has never been occupied. Easy terms
to a good tenant.
Good stabling, servants' looms, nnd a
On the premises, or J. E. Wiseman, 27
Merchant st. Honolulu. 888
Alttlicn. nenr fcuct;ii SI .
www )inwwwwwwiti w w n w I
0. ,1. llAiint.r, Proprlejor.
Contracting & Building:
Mouldings and Finish alvays on hand.
EST Oiders ptoniptly nttctided to. -a
lined ami fcitit't Mtovo AVoml,
D3t Out and Split ly
TTAVING ENLARGED THESE
Central & Commodious Stables
wc nre prepared to furnish first-class
turnouts with genllo horses, with or
without drivers, A fine wngonetto in
HnclcM nt nil Hours.
day and night. Horcs takou to board
by day, wick, or mouth, on leasonable
terms. Saddle horhjj to let.
IIorseH I3cmg:lrt mill Sold,
A Baggage Wftgo't delivers to nil
parti of the city. Furniture moving
0. W. MACFARLANE, ) ,,,
E. R. MILES. 'J Pi op -J
2!) Urn JSTTelcphono No. 32.
Corner ot Fort and Hotel Uts.
Horso Shoeing a specialty
A firstclass man being specially engaged
for that work.
Ship and Wagon work faithfully
Shop on the Esplanade, op. Hopper's.204
Tin, Copner and Sheet Iron "Worker
9 Plumber, Gas Fitter, &o.
Stoves and Ranges
of nil kinds.
Plumbers' stock and ruetals,
House Furnishing Goods,
77 Chandeliers, Lamps, &o.
AVILliElt'S S. S. CO.
.Leaves Honolulu each Tuosdav at
4 p.m., touching at Lahaiua, Maa
laea Hay, Makena, Mahukona, Ka
wailmo, Laupalioeltoo and Hllo.
Returning, will touch at all the
alove ports, arriving at Honolulu
each Puttiidityiiftnrnnon. .
FOR KOLOA & WAIMEA,
The Clipper Schooner
F. Kibbling Master,
Will run regularly to tho ports of
KOLOA, HANAPEPE & WAIMEA,
KAUAI. For ficlght or passago apply
to tho Captain on. boiud, or to tho
Pacific Navioation Co.,
800 mn Cor. Nuuanii & Queen bis.
TUB I'AST BAILING
will run legulurly
TO WAIALUA EVERY MONDAY,
Returning on Thursday, weather
For freight or passage apply to the
Captain on board, or to
Pacific Navigation Co.,
C-BBKWEB & GO.
LIST OF MERCHANDISE,
Light Express Wagoiu,
Ex Top Carriages.
STE AM C OAL.
Com. Wood Chairs,
Fine Molnsfos Shooks,
Ice Chests, Nos, 2, 8. and 5,
Lobsters, lib tns ; Roans, 01 b t ns
Hay Cutters, - Nos. 1, 2, & 3.
Axle G tease,
Falrbank's Scales, Nos. 7,8,10& 11JJ
Centrifugal Lining, 14 inch;
Comp. Nnilff, , 1-14 inch.
Manila Cordage, Assoitcd:
Galvanized Fence Staples,
FARMERS BOILERS 20 AHD 25 SAILS,;
Sisnl Rope, Assorted, .
, Ash Plnnk,
Y. 3VEETAL SHEATHING-
16, 18, 20, 122,24 and 20 o.;
Hair Mattresses !
GrindBtoncs, Rubber Hose,
Hide Poison, Barbed
Wire, Refined Iron,
ANNEALEu FENCE WIRE.
Galvanized Screws and Washers.
E. P.Adams, Queen st
Lyons &. Levey Queen st
Alvin II. Haicmaun.... Gazette Building
Bishop & Co. Merchant st
W. McCrtitdldss Fish Mat kct
IJoot and SIiocs.
L. Adlcr, Nuuanu st
Chr. OetU Foi t st
Temple of Fashion Fort st
Noltc .' Fort st
McCarthy Hotel st
Gonsalves & Co Hotel st
Temple of Fashion Foit st
W. M illcr, Hotel st
Lycan & Co., Fort st
W.H.Page,"" Foit st
Hawaiian Cairiage Co., Queen st.
Cisarn and Tobacco.
C. McCarthy Astor Bill inid S aloon
Nolics Beaver Saloon, Foit st
Fisher's Champagne Cider,. ..Liliha st
Candy Factory mid I J alter y.
F. Horn notel st
Carpenters and ItuildcrH.
F. Wilhclm, King st
G. Lucas Foit st
WT Rhoads Queon st
Dry and fancy UooilM.
N.S. Sachs Fort st
J. T. Watei house Queen st
J. T. Waterhouse,. King st
J. T. Waterhouse, Foi t st
B. F. Elders & Co., Foit st
M. A. Goniihes& Co., Hotel st
Temple of Fashion ., Fort st
Every. Description of Job Priming
Executed with neatness nnd dispatch,
Daily Bulletin Steam Printing Office,
Bills of Lading
Benton, Smith & Co., Fort nt
HolllMcr it Co., Nuuanu t
HolllMcrA. Co Foit tt
lli'nyni; nnd Cnrlncc
Frank HusIikc...... Quun hi
O. Roblinon, Queen st
Mrs. Turner, King m
t'lro IiiMirnnru Agents.
H. RlnucnRchnclder,..nt Wilder it Co'f,
C. O. Berger, Mci ch.nu st
4ttMitM rtiriiluliinc oods.
Ehler.1 it Co Fort si
N. S. Sncbs Fort st
(lOtisihes it Co., Hotel it
11 STtcsloau Fort it Hotel sts
SroccrIe nnd rroiUloiiH.
A. S. Cleghorn & Co Queen st
Wolfe & Edwards,. . .Fort it Nuuanu sit
Lewis it Co, Hotel st
Horse NIuh'Iiir Mliops.
Wilson Hi os., !. Fort st
Home TrnlncrH, ito.
H Keith Kuplnlnni Patk
L Brundiigo Queen & Punchbowl
Levy it Woodhant.Urdeis at Wibunan's
Hay nnd reed ritorcn.
Wolfe it Ldwaids....Kinj; it Nuuanu st
Union Feed Co., Quieu st
Lninc it Co, Foit st
G. Vj. Sheiman, King st
Dillingham & Co Fort si
J. T. U atcrhousc, Queen M
ItnporlcrH &. Com. Jlcrolinnt.
G. W. Macfarlanc it Co., Fort st
U. Brewer & Co., Queen st
Lyons it Lc ey, Queen st
M. S. Giinbaum it Co. Queen st
G. Irwin & Co., Foitst
A. S. Cloghoin & Co., Queen st
J. T. Wntcrhouse, Queen st
Frectb i. Peacock N uunmi st
Castle t Cooke, King st
Wing Wo Tai it Co., Nuuuuu st
C. O. Bcigcr Merchant st
Uyinau Bros Morchant it
WcuiiEfit Co Fort st
W. Auld, Water Works Office
J. A. Uassiuger, Interior Office
W. C, Akuna King si
Lowers & Cooke, Fort st
Wilder it Co Fort si
3Iilliucry aud Dress Malting.
Mrs. A. M. Mollis, Fort st
Dr. Emerson Kukui st
J. M. Oat Ji. & Co., Merchants
Plumbers and Painters.
E. O. Rowc,....-"' King bt
Brown it Phillips King st
J. Nott Kaahumanu st
Max Kohm Fort st
Williams & Co., Fort st
A Ilorbert Kolihi Valley
J Einmeluth Miiioa Valley
Tuning &, Musical Instruments.
Lycan & Co., Fort st
Noltcs Beaver Saloon. Foi lit
Windsor Restauiant,.. King bt
Casino Kapiolaui Pui k
TouMst's Retreat, .Honuapo, Kau, Hawaii
Ileal Instate Affcnts.
J. E. Wiseman Merchant bt
A. S. Hartwell, over Bank
J. M. Daudson Kaahumanu st
A. Roau, Gov't Building
W. A. Whiting Kaahumanu st
J. Russell, Merchant st
S. B. Dole, Kaahumanu st
F. M. Hatch, Kauhumaun st
R. F. Bickerton, Meicham st
Cecil Brown, '... .Meichant st
J. M. Monsai rat Merchant st
T. W. Rawlins King st, Leleo
J-M. Oat Jr.it Co., Met chant st
J. M- Oat & Co., Queon st
Pierce & Co., Queen st
J. Nott Kaahumanu s
II. S. Trcglotu Foi t st
Inter-Island S. N. Co., Espianada
Wildcr'sS. S. Co., Fort & Queen sts
Pacific M S SCo Fort & Queen sts
O. S. S. Co Foi t & Queen st
Pacific Navigation Co, Queen st
Jas Brodle Berctania st
Wood aud Coal Dcalcru,
Frank Hustace, Queen st
Wines and Splrltn,
G. W. Macfarlanc & Co.,.Knahumunn it
Freeth & Peacock Nuuanu st
Brown & Co., Merchant st
Wenner & Co Fort st