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THUHSDAY, MA 28t 188J. t
SUMNER'S ABSENT MINDEDNESS.
Senator Sunnier louk juilu an in
tcicst in mc, iiml had nit especial
foudncss for catching mc by tlic
ears. Often have 1 attempted to
pass the Senator, while lie was walk
ing to anil fro on the floor of the
Senate, only to have both my cats
seized goodnnturcdly, and to bo
asked Bomo kindly question. I fcliall
always ictncniUbr one of these nd-vcnlurcs-for
it was nh"navontmc.
lie bad sent ino on an eriand. Hav
ing returned, leportcd to him the
answer, and rouch ed. his- deep-voiced
thanks, J stalled to. nunc away, but
he had caught mc, and continued
his slow march 1 in front Indian
file. "FAs'licWa tall lmuvand 1 a
very small boy jn comparison, I had
to walk on tiptoe to case Ihc pain,
and even then it seemed as if my
cars would come off my head. The
woistof it was thalhc nt once be
came so lost in thought that he for
got that ho had hold of mc) and
mechanically paced up aiul donn,
with his loug strides, while 1 danced
seiu-d it. The moic 1 struggled,
the more did I incicasc tho agony,
but I at last managed to wrigglo
awnyfionithii grasp. Tho judtlcn
"emptiness" of his hand caused
him to lonlize the' stale of aff.iiis,
and he begged my pardon so cnci
getictdiy, ami tho spectajois milcd
so audibly, that the pioccedings of
the Senate, were intcriupted and Mr.
Colfax actually had to lap with hW
gael to lesloiciordcrl
Hut it was, after all, an libnor to
he noti6cd, even 'in that' faslioh, by
so distinguished1 a man as Senator
Sumner. lie had llie widest l epila
tion of any of the Senators, and the
first question most visitors to tho
Senate would ask was: "Which is
Chailcs Sumner?" Mdmund Alton
in St. Nicholas for February.
pixLey as a pugilist.
George Washington 'Tyler, of the
shaggy mane and general leonine ap
pearancei met Mr. Pixley, editor of
the Argonaut, on Kcamyi street,
near Hush, yesterday afternoon, and
opened the floodgates' of his abuse,
with which he ficely spiinklcd the
gray hairs of the rctcran journalist,
at the same time charging him with
having been, subsidized to oppose
Sarah Althc.i's side 'in ttic Shaion
case. Mr. Pixley proinplly-tgavo him
tho lie, at the same instant cleverly
dodging a blow aimed at his jugular,
and cross-countered with his light
on Tylcr' nose. Spectators bay it
was a pietty exchange, but that Pix
ley failed to follow up his advantage
when he had his opponent at his
mercy. Meddlesome bystanders
finally interfered, and Pixley brows
ed around after his haf, which had
fallen off hi hc melee, while Tyler
stalked off, nursing his wounded
nose and brcathhig future vengeance.
VERY MUCH SHOCKED.
Things arc coimugjto a pretty pass
when a man is obliged to go to law
to recover his own leg. A gentle
man had to have one " of his legs
amputated atoa Washington hospital,
and was laid up for several weeks in
consequence. When lie was able to
be up again, he visited 'tho" hospital
one day, and was very much shocked
to see his missing limb posing grace
f tillyln a jar 'of alcohol. The gen
tleman asked the privilege of bury
ing. tuc defunct member, andwa?
l of used. He went to law about it,
and after considerable tiouble.it was
decided $nLlis f ayor, (and he was'per
mitted'to carry 'off msjlc&jaiufbury
it. Peck s Jbun.
AN EXPERT- EXPERT.
It was during a murder trial. A
witness jfor the defense was ou the
1 "'What do j'ou'inteud-to prove, by
this witness!1" asked the Judge.
"That the prisoner is insancj''
replied the attorney.
" Docs the witness know anything
fYlllMlP illl tUJUUU 4iioauiijr . 1111V,
your Honor, he Jias been as Crazy as
a'loon for these past ten j'cars."
Detroit Fret Prcsi.
1.tnn i.ll nliMt( llionnilw W'l
, KITCHEN REPARTEE1.
Mistress 'Thcicit goes again.
Mary, do you .sec that door?"
) Maid " Ycssum."
Mistiess " Well, ypu have left it
open. Were you brought up in a
Jt saw mill?"
Maid "Nome j I has allcrs lived
with families as cnu affoul doQr
springs." "PhiUidelphiu Call.
Collisions between the contraband
and Customs oilleers of the Mexican
' frontiers mc becoming tamo and
' monotonous from their frequency.
Bloodshed is no bar to the smuggling
gangs, feeeing that they take almost
as much delight in cutting throats as
in running their "stuff" through.
n.mtld win dance, for jSoincjininuicj
P-itsecWiUtoi iritj touU-to the
iiitenscjimus'eiiicnLiof !a)l who ob-
about insanity i Is bean exports' "
"Ijxpert?" lcpcated the Jawyr,
" Well, I should say he was,fHo
A QUAINT 8ERM0N ON " MAIL"
The Hc. Dr. Doild, mery woithy
uiinlslci who lived n few miles from
Cambridge, Kngland, hnd rendered
himself obnoxious to many oi uio
Cfliitabt by frequently preaching
against drunkenness. Several of
them met hlin on a journey and de
termined to make him preach In a
hollow tren which was nenr the
loadside. Accordingly, addressing
litm with great apparent politeness,
they aikcd him if he had not lately
preached much against drunken
ness. He icplicd he had, and they
insisted that ho should now
pi each from n text of their choos
ing. In vain did ho remonstrate
on the unreasonableness ofexpect
ing him to givo a dlscourso with
out study, aud in such a place.
They wore determined to take no
denial, and the word "malt" was
given hlni for a text, on which he
immediately delivered himself as
follows: "Beloved, let me crave
your attention 'I iam a little man,
come at a short warning to pi each
a short sermon, from a small sub
ject, in an unworthy pulpit, to a
small congregation. Beloved, my
te,t is "malt." I cannot divide it
into words, il being b'ul duo;' nor
into syllables, it being but onc. 1
must," therefore., of necessity divide
it into letters, which I find it to be
these four M A. h. T. " malt."
My beloved,, M is moral, A is alle
gorical, i is Jiteial and T is theo
logical. The Moral is set foith to
teach you drunkards good manners ;
theicforc, JM, masters, A, all of you,
L, listen,' T, to the text. The alle
gorical is M'licii one thing is spoken
and another' thing N meant. The
thiiig spoken of is "Malt;" the
thing meant is the juice of malt,
and of which you drunkaids make,
M, meat, A, upparel; L, little,
T, li ensure. The" Literal is accoul
iugtoithc letter M, much, A, ale,
L, little, T, thrift." The Theologi
cal is according to the effects that it
woiks, and these 1 find to be of two
kinds ; first, in this world ; second-'
ly, in the world to come. The
effects that it works in this wbrkl
arc-M, murder, A, adultery, L, loose
ness of life, T, toimcnt. So much for
thet text. I shall speak first by
way of exhortation : M, my masters,
A, all of you, L, leave off, T, tip
pling. Secondly, by way of excom
munication : M, masters, A, all of
you, L, look for, T; torment. Third
ly, by way of caution, take this:
A drunkard is the annoyance of
modesty, tho spoil of civility, the
destmction of rcasou, the brewer's
agent, the ale-house benefactor, his
wife's sorrow, his children's trouble,
his own shame, his neighbor's scoff,
a walking swill bowl, the picture of
a beast and the monster of a
man." lie then concluded in the
usual form, and the young men,
pleased with his ingenuity, not only
thanked him, but absolutely profited
more by this shoit and whimsical
sermon, than by any serious dis
course they had ever heaid.
ADVICE TO A YOUNC, LAWYER.,
A young lawyer friend df mino
from Chicago, about to be admitted
to the Supreme Couit, asked exr
Justice David Davis for his advice
in regard to his conduct on the occa
sion of his first case. The Judge
replied: "k You need not be afraid
to speak before tue,Suprcme Court,
apd if one of those duffers in a toga
interrupts you in the midst of an
arcument by some irrelevant nues-
'tlon, dbii't get frightened aud 6poil
your argument by stopping to answer
him. J ust tsay quickly ,y'Excu3C mc,
your Honor,' but I will reach that bj'
and by,' and if you don't, reachMt,
ifwon't matter. You need not be
afraid that you will be called .up to
answer it after you have takcp' 'your
scat." The young man took his
advice and gained his .case last
week.- Cleveland Leader.
Best Made Has no Equal. ,
j r ""T
Give it one trial on Tarnished Metals
and be Convinced. f
' ' '! U.
It! It. a vegetable polish and wuri.intcd
frco from Acids, PoUons of Gritty suU,
sti'mcc, aiid is hiipcrior to'anytliinj? of
the kind heretofore offered to the public
for cleaning and polishing Metal Signs,
'Itailinto, Slipw Cases, JIarncft Mount,
ings, liiind lnstrunicnts, I3ras orMetal
Lamp", Faucet-i, Stair Rods, Locomotive
Headlights, Gun li.irrcls, HrnBS, Coj)pcr,
Silverware, Nickel, Tlnwaie, Zinc, Kteel,
(A,ND ALL METALS. '
It its especially adapted to Murine,
Uiiiho.id, btiitioiiiuy aud Fhu Engine
Works (hot or cold), and being tree
fiom acids or grit, will not injuio
jouiimlfe, lxiHiitigri, llie lilacl; Icttciiug
on metal f, gns, hni 119 fes leather, (jr ,sc ratch
Uio llncst polished surface.
'I'lio clcancbt and but I'lilith foi
LudlcH to ntv for 11 011 bell old and Kitch
cp uhQ. It is put up neatly ami convent,
ently to null all, in -I, 8 and 10 oM ami
fivo pound bpxutf, ,tnd every box giiui.uj.
PrlccH, aof 5(, 73j .t tfl.
Abide front its iiiicquullcd polisliing
mialltieS, Its strongest claim on the pub
Ho fuvor rests hi Its uh-oliite piirlty and
cleanliness, being a clean, ei cam paste,
easily and conveniently applied. For
McLUAN'B OlGAlt BTOlffi,
78 Hotel St., As(or llouee.
SYL. J. OARTY, Sole Ageut for Haw
allim Islands. 1013
The Only Paper in California
that Advocatos Hawaiian
A Splendid Advertising 'Medium
For Hawaiian UurIumb Mun desirous of
forming trade conncctloiiu
on tho Const.
All Hawaiian; papers koption flic nod
full jnformntiou-chen concerning
Entrusted to tli6 Proprietor will be
promptly and carefully cxeoutcd,
and 'o commission ciuuokd.
TERMS-J-Thr'ce Dollarnlper nullum;
''Charles It liucklaml,
" , tEdltoruiuY Proprietor.
OPFIUK-IUU Front Sticcl. Vosb-'Offlco
box, 2300, Bun FriuioUco, California.
Most of tlie Houses
SILK CULTURE i
My Book of Instruction,
"SILK ANCTTHESILK WORM"
Gives all necessary information.'
I'ricc, Tti cnty-FIvc Cents por copj".
Silk "Worm Eggs, Reels, Trees, Cut
tings, Bceds, &o., for sale at the very
loi est market rates.
Thermomotor and Barometer Combinod
For use of Silk Raisers, free by, mail
only 75 cents.
I wilLbc pleased to give infoiination
to correspondents who 'apply by letter,
inclosing two-cent stamp for reply.
Specimen I5ocs uf Cocooiih &,, Itcel
cil Milk, n CentH.S
None but articles of the first quality sold
Addiess all communications to
1 L . - .11
Miss Nellie Lincoln! Rossiter,
Practical Bilk Oulturist,
New Lisbon, Burlington Co.
Mi NBVy .IBRSEYl .
' ; PKICE'iMBT OP
i(" : ;. i ;
I . 1 WHITE.
.' i. 1 ' l'KKlO ,100il 1000'
,, ia(to 24 inches., COoi 34.00 $20.00
,3tq3ifeet 00c 0.00,35,00
ILtCLlf PCt . ,.,!... 1.25. . j3,GO5.QQ
rmilO 100 1000 1
4 to 0 incbosr. . ' 1 ri3.00 ) .$10.00
, 0 to, 12 inches.. COc 2.J50 15.00
, 13 to 18'" ...COc 8.50 20.00
lStd'24 " ,'.75p S.OOtaO.OO
2 to a feet $1.00 ,m 40.00 ,
ato4 " 1,25 ' '0.00 -
4 to rf " i:7C 12.00
5 tot " 2.E0 10.00
Cuttings, pcr,100, $1.00; per 1,000, $6.0.
White Mulberry Seed, per ounce, 3()
cents; per pound, $3.00.
Russian Mulberry Seed, per ounce, 00
cents; pcr,ppund, $7.00.
Is Agent for theifollowing papers:
South and, "West, 6emi.montldy,60c a
Farmer's CalL weekly, COc per year;
Farmer's Home', iWonlhly, '50c piir year;
Home 'and School Visitor, monthly,
75c per year.
As an inducement 'to parties to order
tljefr Bilk "Worm Eggs during the sum.
Iner, to bo forwarded in llie tall, I offer
premiums, from April 1st, as follows:
For $1, 2,00q egci., and a book of in
struction. For $2, 5,000 eggs, book of instruction
, and any one paper.
Tor $a, Yl. eggs, and any two papers.
For 5, 1 oi. eggs, two papers and book.
For 0.C0, 2 oz. eggs, and threo papers.
For $14, 'J oz.,cggu, a papers niul book.
For $17, 4 oz. eggs, and' four papers.
For $21, B oz. eggs, 4 papers and book
Tho abovo charges "are tho regular
list pi Ices for eggs," and tho papers will
bo sent kb here stated for one year.
Those sending ordeis thiough the sum
mer, accompanied by the cash amount,
(Post-Odlee orders payable to mo, on
1'ostOfllcc, Pcmberton, New Jersoy, U.
B. A.) will reooivo the preiniums to
which their order entitles them, com.
incucing at once, and tho eggs will bo
sent about November 1st.
m:m.ii: iaxcot,N ohiti:k,
Practical Bilk Oulturist,
New Lisbon, Burlington Co.,
077 NEW JERSEY.
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PURE, WHOLESOME, RE-
JVccurdlug'lo the highest and best modi
Maiiufacloiy, .', : : "No. 1.1 Llllha St
P. O. Box, 370. Telephone, 284
ljgg-AH orders receive prompt attentions
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Pioueor,Bt'm Candy Factory & Bakery,
in ! Ill 'i
M-intifnctiin'K nil -ind i-vi'iy articlu in
CohfpctlonL'iy .ind ' Pitn,' "and Bread
lliUny rlmn 'llio 1 c-t .and purnt1 male,
ilils, guarnnu'i'difri'u fnn,all
1 1 i
dim ahjaA o:iluul;iIUI,eHof liU Jtiell
anil Ihmiip.i-1'il Qu ilify of
Enjoying1, a Tich'Ucputatinn or many
ycarh, and arc ornamented In any
style desired, and are sold at tho
Lowest Possible Prices
Unequalled facilities nnd slcam enables
mc to sell .all articles manufactured at
my Establishment Cheaper than any
otber tnithis Lind of Business. Vanilla,
Chocolate, Cocoanut, hand niado and
Mould Creanls of all flavors at 50 cents
RICH PUFF CREAM CAKES,
at'ii cents each. Mince and Fruit
Ties always on hand.
PUre and Wholesome 'Bread !
Vienna ,Rolls, Family & Graham Bread
delivetcd td any part of the'eity. The
largest' and, most. tvtuious Stock) of Con
fectionery can be found at
DF1 . HO' ORTV"? S
Stoam Candy Factory' and' Bakery,
No. 71 Hotel St.f'botween'NuUnnuand
P. O. Bo. No, .75. aviophone No. 74.
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il':) i i" A 1, 1
1 .' i-ii-'i' ,i 1.' it'i 1 i
' 100 ,i.i
to tie' Piic;.
W' take pleasnfo in I nniiounelug to the
public that, in addition to our
Pastry and Confectionery Business,
4 , , We will qpcnoitr
' Ice Cream Parlors !
VVhic'li have been fitted un elccrantlv nc-
j cording to our tinde, 0i
SAJCUIVDAY, AlPKIX-i 35tli.
Our Cream 'will be only of 'superior
quality, mndo of genuine cream. As
wo have mado arrangements with the
Woodlawn Dairy to supply us pnlyj.wjth
a llrst-class artIce'from 'cimpfci, we
have hadiof the same Vo aro nolo to
guarantee satisfaction.! "The following
iitjsorlmenfs of Ice Creams and Sherbets
wc,jy111 keen at ou? ppculpg, a,nd many
moro kinds if trade will' justify It;
VANILLA, LEMON, CHOCOLATE, COFFEE,
STRAWBERRY, .PINEAPPLE and
ORANGE AND STRAWBERRY1.
Parties suppllcdi any day except Sun
days! Those wlshingi Jco X'rcamnfor
Sundoy must, leave thcr ordprs, on Sa
turday hefoio 0 n, nj,, wjilcli will bo
delivered beforo 10 a. hi. Sunday. The
creams will bo packed po that they will
1 keep eight hours in llrst-clafa condi
tion. Hoping to gel a sharo of public
patronage, and thanking tho publiq for
, their liberal past favors, wo remain, ies.
MELLEU & IIAIiBE,
1003 ly King, near Alakea fit.
E, CB SCHUW1API,
Carriage and Wagon Maker,
King Street, near Lincoln's.
Repairing, lllncksinithing niul every description in Uio Caniagu ami Wagon
line lnniiUfncturcii. Ksllinales ami drawings furnished for all Car
liagc and Wagou building. 1 have also got up.a new kind of Buggy
Cart, which for ciieapncs aud practicability sreeeds any cart ovor
brought to this country,
WITH OK WITHOUT FOLDING TOP.
L-HKn y Ts. 'J
979 8m King Street, adjoining Geo.
HasTcccived by late bteamcrs a splendid line of
BOOTS, SHOES AND SLIPPERS,
For Ladies, Gentlemen and Children.
jfcegr3 Xfroon't; Pass
OT unci OO
tins: Mackerel boiled ia Tomatoe
".GOODS JUST HECE1VED. PEIt'MATJIPOSA. nilinl'R TSrimnt nMf t.,v
big's Extract Beef, Day & Mai tin's Shoe Blacking, Kingsford Washing
Starch, Bannle's Iiasnbcrrv Svruo.Crv&nlG Diln. 1 imlinn iln- An v. ,iin,i
Jan? Spiced Lambs' Tongues, Cn!seS Pickle Roll, Kegs'Hollaud Hcirlncs, Au.
chovies in Oil, Cream Cheese, Cases Saloon Pilot Bicad, do Medium Bread,
Bird Seed, Kegs Family Butter, Dutch Sausages, Pohaseo Sauce! Fine.Table
'Haisins, Bottlcd'Lcmon Syrups, .Curried Oysters, Jars Soused Pigs' l-'eet,
Kegs Soused Pics' Feet, do'Gerniah Pickles, do Anchovies, Swiss Cheese,
Germea, Hemp Seed, Bapo Seed, Bbls Salmon, Apples, C.ila Dried Figs, do
SOMETHING XEW. Oxford Brawn, do Pigs' Feet, Cherries, Fresh Currants, do
Gooseberries, Pio Plant, Horse liadish Hoots, Eastern Apples in Tins, Jars
and Shells, and a full lino of staple and fancy groceries.
' PRICES LOW. Goods guaranteed and delivered to all pans of tho city. Fresh
Island Butter nlwavs on hand.' " '
, Island Orders solicited. Telephone
Largo invoices of Goods (of all description's) having been received by me ,thoy
WILL BE SOLD AT LOWER PRICES,
Than.thesamo quality , of, Goods can be purchased eltewhero in Honolulu, and
satisfaption guaranteed. My stock consists of all kinds of AMERICAN,
' ENGLISn'VND SYDNEY MANUFACTURE,
i Saddles, Belts,)PoucheB, Leggings, Saddle Cloths, School Bags,i&o., i
Bits, Spurs and Stirrups, &c, in Nickel and Silver Platen.
The reputation of my HOME-MADE HARNESS for superiority of workmanship
and material remains unchallenged during my six years' residence here.
Thankful for'the generous patronage of the past, its continuance and increase in
the i uturn is respectfully solicited at tho old stand.
880 m Corner of Fort'and King streets, nbn&lulu, H. I
Bills of Lading
Every Descriptioii of, Jl Printing
Executed with neatness and dispatch,
DaiLy'Bulletin Steam Printing Office,
1 would beg to notify the public in general that
I have opened a Carriage and Wagon shop on
King Street, at the old stand of M. J. Hose,
and lately occupied by .Messrs. "Whitman &
Wright, where I am prepared to do any kind
of Carriage and Wagon work, in a first class,
durable and practical manner. Hy cl03c ana
I prompt attention to business, satisfactory
work, low and rcapnable charges, I hope to
merit some of the public patronage
W. Lincoln, Contractor and Builder.
103 Fort Street,
Sauce. Bnttv "Nairnl, Rhipa rlnPintloc
!No. 240. P. O. Box 297. (702
The Corner Harness-Store
Still to the Front !
jt$v "V 8hlpihif Reco'ls
mSfmbeS&M Wav. Bills
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