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THURSDAY, OCT. 8, 1885. (
BONE AND SINEW.
A "Grangers' Picnic" was ic
cently huhl in Pennsylvania, at
which the attendance was immense,
being estimated on the "big day"
at -10,000. An address was delivered
In the morning, and in the after
noon, they being hungry for more
address, Mr. Mortimer Whitehead
spoke for nearly three horns on the
equalization of the tarilf. W. J.
Tell, of North Carolina, then ad
dressed the assembly. The next
day was to be "Editors' day," and
three or four tonguey quill-drivers
were expected to address the as
sembly. This is mentioned merely
to show the great difference between
the honest grangers and the crowd
that gathers to sec a slugging match.
In one ease the real bone and sinew
of the land listen patiently for hours
to dry details, delivered not always
- in a particularly interesting man
ner anxious to add to their already
well-stored minds and have a good,
sociable time when not -o listening,
and in the other case the slugger
crowd feel cut up if the match is in
anyway tame, and one of the
bruisers don't get knocked down
several times; and any little out
side fight is heartily welcome. Most
of the latter crowd have bone and
sinew enough, also, but .it is not
backed up by hard -cnse, 'morality,
thrift and enterprise. The grangers
of America, as a class, are nature's
diamonds in the rough, corn in the
ear, pork in the barrel no, that's a
bad simile big potatoes in the
hill upright and honest men, sonic
times exceedingly "close" in small
things, but nearly always with a
heart open for deserving charity.
Peck's IS tin.
SURE OF ONE THINC.
There was a case of assault and
battery before one of the justices
the other day, and a witness with a
black eye. several strips of court
plaster across his nose and one ear
badly lopped over was asked by the
defendant's lawyer if he saw Brown
"Can't say as I did," lie replied.
"Did you see the whole affair?"
"Well, how was it?"
"Well, Smith and me sot on the
reaper talkin' evolution. Jones and
Green sot on the grass talkiu' reli
gion. Brown and White sot bj- the
edge of the straw-stack disputin' on
politics. Three or four boys was in
the barn gittin' up a dog fight."
"Yes, go on."
"Fust I knowed, somebody called
somebody else a liar. Next I
knowed evolution, religion, polities
and fighting dogs was a rolling over
each other on the grass, and every
man kicking and biting and hitting
awaj fur all he was wuth."
"But did vou eec Brown strike
"Can't say as I did."
"Did you see White Mrike
"Can't be sure ol it. The only
thing I'm sure of, mister lawyer, is
that my old woman came out with a
pail of hot water and licked the hull
crowd and had over two quarts left
fur next time." Detroit Free
A MONSTER GUN OF AMERICAN
Heading, Pcun., Sept. 8 Tlie
Scott foundry to-day cast one of tlie
parts of a heavy breech-loading
chambered rilled cannon, with a bore
thirty feet in length, for the Ameri
can Standard Ordnance Company of
New York, under the supervision of
Col. Norm Wiard. Forty thousand
pounds of iron were used in its con
struction and the entire gun will re
quire 100,000 pounds of iron. The
casting was a success and was wit
nessed by many New York parties.
This is the first occasion where pri
vate enterprise has undertaken to
manufacture expensive ordnance for
the Government and lest it entirely
at private cost. Tlie gun, it is ex
pected, will prove capable of deliver
ing 18,000 pounds of projectile and
consuming 0,000 pounds of powder
in one hour's practice of consecutive
firing. The unequal expansion of
metal and consequent bursting of
guns in rapid firing is believed to
have been overcome, nnd it .is ex
pected that it will meet the provi
sions of the Congressional enact
ment that no gun shall be introduced
into the service until it has been
tested by firing it rapidly under con
ditions resembling the test of battle.
Its projectois claim that one of
these new guns can be fired from
five to ten times, while the ordinary
rifles and shotted gun can only be
fired once with safety. Special to
'. Louis Globe-Democrat,
THE OBVIOUS CONCLUSION.
Bank director "How nrc
Bank president "Why do
Director '! heard yesterday that
ho had lately been vaccinated."
President "Well, what of that?"
Director "TUey have smallpox
in Montreal just now." Puck,
Willi's Stiisli Co.
Commencing on Monday, October
12tli, nml llicnrc on tlio first Monilny
following tlie nirlvnl or ilin Alameda
and Mariposa on the Sill nml 22nd of
The steamer Ivliiuu will make the
Volcano Trip, reaching Keauhou on
Wednesday morning, giving Tourists
two ilny mid two nights nt Hie Volcano
When the Silt and 22ml of the month
fall on Monday, the Kiiinu will leave
12?" Tickets lor the Hound Trip. $50, which
pays all Ch.trgos.-ia
The Itiimu will airlve In Honolulu
Sunday mornings on Volcano Trips. On
Hllo Trip, will leave Honolulu on
Tue-das, ami return Saluulnv morn.
Inss. " WILDER'SSTMSIIIPCO.
Honolulu, Sept. 1 1, 1835. 124tf
NEW H.ioomed Cottage with a laigc
vnrd on the Asylum road. Kent
i?10 per month. Apply ol
iai tr J. c. Edwards.
One Light Top Family
Wagon and 1 Top Busi.
'ness Wagon. Apply U
Contractor and Builder, 10!) King street.
AV1NG obtained the services of a
firt-class Piano Tuner, we wish
to infotin tlie nubile that we are able to
Tune and Repair Pianos at riiort notice.
All ordeis lelt with us will be promptly
attended to, and all work warranted.
1QJ2 ly WEST, DOW & UP.
THE FISHER CIDER COMPANY,
Factory, 13 Lihhn street.
KE now prepared to furnish this
celebrated Champagne Cider at
short notice, and in quantities to suit.
All orders will meet prompt attention
by addicting The Fisher Cider Co.
M.T. DONNELL, Manager.
Mutual Telephone iiilll. 13!) ly
. Tlie premises at No. -12 Mer
chant street, near tlie coiner of
J5TOaSFoit sticet, centrally located
in the business part of the city. Suita
ble for a LAW OFFICE, or any other
kind of business. Kent low- Enquire
of DR. STANGENWALD.
E. B,. EYAN
Boats Built and Repaired to Order.
AH Kinds of Jtoat Material,
Timbers, Knce, Stems, Keels. Also, 1
Decked Surf Boat, 1 Large Twelve-Ton
Scow. 1 Four.Oarcd Racu Boat, 2 Small
Skill'", 1 Twclvp-Ton Sloop in perfect
order, with sail, anchors and chains
complete. For sale cheap for cash
Kilauea, Mreet, Honolulu. 1035 ly
J. A. Mackenzie,
Having opened a shop on
(opposite the Church), is pieparcd to
execute all orders for
Plumbing, Gas and Steam
And general work iu his line. All
orders promptly attended to, and chaigcs
strictly moderate. 24 ly
LIME ! LIMEl
Patronize Home jUnmiihcl are
The Hawaiian Stone Comp'y
Arc now prep it cd lo furnish fresh Lime
iu quantities to suit purchasers, and
sitisfactlon warranted as to both the
kind and the price.
.ALLEN & ROBINSON,
03 ly Agents.
J. A. DOWER,
Ship Carpenter and Boat Builder.
HAS on hand nnd for sale various
sized surf boats, constructed on
an improved principle of my own in.
vention, each frame being of one picoe
across the keel, The frames nro closer
together, and tho boats aro therefore
lighter and less liable lo bilge in, than
boats of any other build. Each sido
plank and gunwale is in one piece from
stem to stem, and is consequently not
liable to stiain, lliero being no midship
butts. The material and workmanship
are wananted to bo of the best quality.
Sir. Robert Lowers, of Lowers) &
Cooke, will attend to the sale of those
boats, and dispoo of them nt San Fran.
cisco prices, 05 ly
eef .! Beef !
Tlie very best quality fiom
J. Campbell's Honouliuli Ranch.
The Cheapest in tho Market.
Hop Chong Comp'y,
No.15 Mutinnkoa Street.
Delivered to any part of the Town.
1 CJucen Hired,
Steamer "J. I. Dowsott,"
Rob Roy, Mllo Morris, and Josophlnc.
SAIr TOB SAX.13.
Fine and coarse Puulon Salt j line
Kaknako Salt, in quantities to suit.
Also, large nnd small Iron Water
Tanks. Paints, Oils. Etc., Etc. G3 ly
The Undersigned having
taken charge ot Baggago
Express ifo. 34, for the
purpose of carrying onlho Express and
Dray business, liopcs by paying strict
intention to business to receive a shnic
of public pationiige.
IEgr- Moving pianos and furniture a
specially. B. BUHGERSON.
Residence, eorner Punchbowl und Bc
rctnnln Streets. Mutual Telephone Si2G.
West, Dow & Co., Telephone 171).
and Lock Smith,
Bethel St., nc.U to Pos'-Dfflcc.
Sewing- Machine3 of all kinds repaired.
All kinds of Light Machinery repaired
on Short Notice
N.B. Gool Workmanship nnd Charges
124 Strictly Moderate. ly
Once More t,o ilto TTi-oiii.
A.. T. DBJKEJK.
Having returned lo the
Lsianus, win iinticriaue
to break Horses, either
to saddle or Harness,
-cheaper than any other
man in the Kingdom, and guarantee
Sick and Lame Horses,
Will receivo special attention, and the
best ot Medicine and caro proided.
All orders lo be left nt residence, next
John Robcllo's, Kapalama. 110 Cm
Pioneer St'm Candy Factory & Bakery
Manufactures all and every aiticle in
Confectionery and Pastry and Bread
Bakery from tho best and purest mate,
rials, guaranteed free, from all
lineal ways on hand all sizes of his Rich
and Unsurpassed Quality of
Enjoying a rich reputation of many
years, and aro ornamented in any
style desired, and are sold at the
Lowest Possible Prices
Unequalled facilities and steam enables
me to sell all articles manufactured at
my Establishment Cheaper than ony
other m this Line of Business. Vanilla,
Chocolate, Coconnut, hand made and
Mould Creams of all flavoi'3 at 00 cents
RICH PUFF CREAM CAKES,
nt 0 cents each. Mince and Fruit
Pics always on hand.
Pure and Wholesome Bread !
Vienna Rolls, Family. & Graham Bread
delivered to any part of the city. The
largest and most various Stock of Con.
fectioncry can bo found at
in. H O JEt IV S
Steam Candy Factory and Bakery.
No. 71 Hotel St., between Nuuanu and
P. (). Box No. 75. -TclephonelNo. 74.
READING ROOM ASSOCIATION.
THI5 INSTITUTION is located on
the corner of Hotel and Alnkca
streets, directly opposite thc.building of
the Y. M. C. A., and is open every day
and evening, Sundays included.
Tho Reading Room is supplied with
all tho local journals, as well as nearly
fifty of the leading foreign papers and
Tho Circulating Librnry consists of
over 3,000 volumes, nnd is constantly
The Reference Llbinry contains a
valuable line of cyclopedias, diction,
nrics, and works of a similar character.
A handsome parlor is provided for
conversation nnd games.
Tho Circulating Department is elostd
Terms of membership : Signing tho
roll nnd paying the regular dues, fifty
cents n month, quarterly In advance.
Strangers from foreign countries nnd
visitors from other Islands aro welcome
to tho rooms at ail times, but as tho
Association has no other regular menus
of support except tho dues of members,
it is expected that residents of Honolulu
who desiio to avail themselves of its
privileges, and all who feel an interest
in maintaining an institution of this
kind iu our community, will join tho
Association and pay tho regular dues.
S. B. DOLE President
M. M. SCOTT Vice-President
II. A. PARMELEE , . . . Sccretnry
A. L. SMITH Treasurer
O. T. RODGERB, M. D Chairman Hall
and Library Committee. 77 tf
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E. G. SGHUMAN,
CaiTiag-e a-iicl Wagon MCn.ler
L '"jlN I ,T.
lu lii'Nt-cliiMW milliner unit prices to suit tlie i lines.
70 King St., adjoining Geo. W. Lincoln, Contraclor fc Builder. 0m
Frank Gertz, 103 Fort Street,
j .mBb ' rBnii'iHiiBiiBiW ?8
VWiyBw 1 BOOTS AND SHOES Ml j Bj
lias received by late steamers a splendid line of
BOOTS, SHOES AHD SLIPPERS,
For Ladies, Gentlemen and Children.
S3r- JDon'fc Pass
This elegant Rink has been painted
and overimulcd generally. The pmpri.
etor, llnding, atter long usage, wood
unserviceable for Roller Skating, has
after great expense, laid a
Patent Gompositioii Floor,
And only asks a trial lo convince any
one of its great advantages over wood,
for ease in skating, cleanliness, etc.
BSF" Open every evening in the week
from 7 to 0j. and "Wednesday and Sa.
turdny afternoons for ladles nnd chil
dren. D. P. SMITH.
. 120 ly
HOUSE & LOT FOR SALE.
The house and premises owned
inna occupied uy y. u. Mo
IWayne, sltuuted on tho corner
of Young and Kecaumoku streets. Tho
house is new and contains six rooms be
sides pantry, kitchen, &c. Tho lot is
100x137 feet. Stables, carriage nnd out
houses on the premises. For paitlculais
apply to AVERY & PALMER,
122 No. 00 Fort street.
Every Description of Jou Printing
Executed with neatness and dispatch,
Daily Bulletin Steam Printing Office,
Bills of Lading
Ice Cream Parlors !
IVo. S."J Tlotol" Street.
Delicious llavoied Ice Cream made
from pure Dairy Cream, Fruit Ices,
Sherbets, Ice Cream Drinks nnd many
other refreshments can be found nlways
at this really first-class rcsoit. Choice
Confectionery and Cakes in great
Families, Parties, Balls and Weddings
For the convenience of tlie public we
pack ordeis for Ice Cream in Patent
Refrigciator Cans, wluch hold from 1 to
-10 Quarts, warranted to keep its delight
ful llavor nnd perfect form for many
aiutunl Telephone : : 3H
Hell Telephone : : : litN
Jgy The Elite Ice Cream Parlors aro
open daily until 11 p.m. 38 ly
Honolulu Carriage Manufact'y
228 and 230 Fort Street,
Honolulu, - - - - Hawaiian Is.
"W. H-PAOE Proprietor.
COTTAGE TO LET.
A nice ! room cottage, within
leasy i each of Honolulu, situ
iatc at Kapalama. Terms $20
per month. Apjtfy to
MRS. MARIA KIKG,
on the grounds, or to A. J. Cartwrlght,
at his olllcc. 40 tf
THE PAST BAILING
will run reimlnrlv
TO WAIALUA EVERY MONDAY,
Returning on Thursday, weather
For freight or passage apply to the
Captain on board, or to
Pacific Navigation Co.,
yomiIb Skating Bilk.
Will he open evory afternoon nnd even.
ings as follows:
31 on ilny, Wednesday, Thursday and
To tho public In general.
Tuesday nml Friday KvmlnffH, nn.l
Wcdnemtay nnd Saturday
For ladies and their escorts.
AMUSEMENTS TO COME:
Grand Carnival Mnsqurade on Skates,
Four handsome prizes lo bo fbc"
away one for the most elegant costume,
tho most original, tlie best biistalned,
and the most comical. Tho Giand May
pole Dance will nlo be given by 10
dancers. All Intending niasquors me
requested to hand In their uatnoq mid
procure a pass before Sept. sntli.
THOS. E. WALL, Manager.
THE UNDERSIGNED is prepared
to furnish hoiirehohl servants,
collect bills, and do Anglo-Chinese In
terpreting nnd a goneinl ngency busi
ness. Charges moderate.
SOYONG, -I3J4 Nuuanu St.
Mutual Telephone 279. (13 Cm
Chas. Brewer & Co' s
MORTON LINE OP PACKETS.
A llrst-ulass vessel will be laid on in this
line to sail iu nil the month of Novem
ber next, if sufficient inducement offers.
For freight apply to
CHAS: BREWER & CO.,
No. 27 Jfllhy street,
Or to Boston, Mass.
C. BREWER & CO.,
Honolulu, Sept. 22, 1885. 181 3w
C. .T. AVjVIXiUK,Iroi)rlclor.
Choicest Meats from Finest Herds.
Families and Shipping"
SUPPLIED ON SHORT NOTICE
Lowest Hai'kct Pricew.
All meats delivered from this Market
are thoroughly chilled immediately after
killing by means of a Bcll-Coleinan Pa
tent Dry Air Refrigerator. Meat so
treated retains all Its juicy properties,
and is Guaranteed to Keep Longer
aftkh Delivery than Freshly-killed
Meat. 74 ly
THE undersigned, a Committee of Di
rectors of the Equitable Life As
surance Society of the United States,
appointed to formulate the views of the
Board on the advantages offered by the
Society to the public, report:
1st Tho Society issues all tho approv
ed forms of assurance, including Ordi
nary Life, Endowment and Tontine po
licies. It is immaterial to the Directors
which form of policy is taken by in."
2d The Life and Endowment forms
.of polity provide for annual cash divi.
'dends and a surrender value; arc indis
putable after threo years and payable
immediately after proof of death.
3d Tho premiums on a Tontine po
licy are the same as on the Ordinary
Life, but, whilo the latter is only pay
able in the event of death, tho holder of
the Tontine policy has the right to draw
tho whole of tho reserve and tho accu
mulated profits in cash at the end of a
stated period; thus, during his own life
time, after his producing years aie past,
he can, without any larger premium
than on nn ordinary policy, secure these
4th Experience shows that the return
fiaid in cash on maturing Tontine po
icies approximates to or exceeds the
amount of premiums paid by policy
holders, so that the average cost of the
assurance will bo only about the interest
on the premiums.
Cth Tontine policies, like others, are
paid in full in tho event of death at any
time during tho term of the policy, and
aro incontestable after three years, and
payable immediately after due proof of
Ctli Experience shows that the mor
tality is lower among Tontino policy
holders, as the better lives seek this
kind of assurances, which is a consider
able source of profit. . "
7th Tontino policies will be mailo
non-forfeitablo under tho laws of .the
State, if so desired at tho time tho as.
surnnco iff effected.
8th Tho Tontino system Is fair and
just; its nccounts are accurately kept,
separate from all other business; .the
funds judiciously invested and improv.
cd, nml tlie accumulated profits faith,
fully guarded and properly apnoitioncd.
0th Tho Socloty has since its organ!,
.ation .tiansactcd a larger amount of
now business than nny other company,
while its new business for tho first ha'lt
of tho present year is $1,7GO,000 larger
than that of the first half of 1881. It
has Assets of $00,000,000; over $14,000,
000 of Surplus, and its rutin of Surplus
to Liability is greater thnu that of any
Chaunokv M. Dkit.w,
John A. Stewart,
William A. Wiieei.ock,
Charles G. Landon,
Henry B. Hme,
Committee of tho Board of Dliectors of
tho Equltablo Life Assuiunce Society
of tho United States.
ALEX. J. OARTWRIGHT,
General Agent for Hawaiian Islands,
Equitable Llfo Assuranco Society.
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