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SATUBDAY, OCT. 17, 1885.
THE LIME-KILN CLUB.
"Am Kurncl Paradox Johnson in
ilu linll (lis c.iveniii V" blniully in
quired Brother Gardner, ns tlio
rcgulur weekly meeting opened on
the forty-seventh degree, in duo and
The "Kuriiel" arose. He was
there. Some time ago he invented
the theory that Canada thistles
could lie cultivated to bear mustard
plasters, and his countenance now
betrayed the fact that he expected
to be patted on the back, and or
dered to take the stool of honor, un
der the Rear Traps.
"Kurncl Johnson will please step
dis way," continued the President,
and the Kurncl advanced to the
front, bestowing a look of three-ply
contempt on the Hon. Erastus Fur
long, as he passed him.
"Rruddcr Johnson," said the
President, as the victim stood before
him with folded arms, "I want to
spoke to you in do plainest English
language. I l'arn dat you hov' in
vented a theory:"
"It lias bin a long time workin'
up to a climax, hasn't it?"
" 'Rout a y'ar, sah."
"I thought so. It was 'bout a
y'ar ago dat I noticed you quit
work, an' began to sot around on
de curb-stone. You didn't cotcb on
to dis theory widout a hard struggle,
','No, sah. It jist nlinonV upsot
"I thought so. l remember when
you gin up do cuib-stonc fur saloon
society. Later on, you began to
play 'craps' an' policy. Towards
de last agony of your struggle you
begun to shake dice an' buy lottery
tickets on de money your wife aimed
at de wash-tub. Inventin' a theory
am powerful hard work. Rrudder
' 'It am so hard dat your wife an'
chill'cn am now beggin fur bread
an' ole clothes, -while you am in
debt to everybody who'd trust you,
and your landlord am gwine to
frow you out o' dc house."
"I 1 is sorry, ah, but 1 couldn't
"Rruddcr Johnson!" said the
President in a voice which made
Elder Tools shiver like a faded bur
dock in a winter's gale, "I want to
say to you, an' to all other members
of dis club freu you, dat no cull'd
man in America has any biznes wid
a theory an original theory. If
white folks has got time 'miff an'
money 'miff to loaf around an'
diskiver in dcir own minds dat
de moon am full o' jackasses which
gallop up an' down, or dot de Norf
star contains a race o people who
walk on deir 'heads an' feed deni
selves wid deir toes, dat's all right.
De problem wid de cull'd man am,
fust, bread an' butter; second,
house rent an' raiment ; third, sicli
eddicashum as will enable him an'
his' n to write an' receive letters;
keep posted on current events ; fig
ger up how much a week's wages
comes to at a dollar a day ; realize
dat de Atlantic am upon one side of
us an' dc Pacific de odder, an' hov
de sense to go to de polls an' wote
fur honest, decent candidates no
matter on what ticket deir names
appear. I shan't fine you, and I
doan'wantto expel you, but you
will retire to dc ante-room with
Givcadain Jones fur de space of ten
minits. If you hold to any per
ticklcr theory arter he gets freu wid
you it will be sunthin' you am pcr
fcckly welcome to!"
"When the "Kurncl" returned to
the hall after the "proceedings" ho
was a changed man. Ono coat tail
was entirely missing, the other badly
battered, and his general appear
ance was that of a man who had
met the tuilcnd of a cyclone in a
country where there was nothing to
Tho Secretary announced an of
ficial communication from the lodge
of "The Eminent Pecans," of Ash
Grove, Miss, extending their con
gratulations to the President of the
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jail, and appending the following
resolution passed by the lodge :
Jicsolved, Dat do incarcerashun
of Brother Gardner in an American
bastile am a blow at de liberty of do
cull'd race which must be met by
prompt measures ; and,
lteaolvcil, Dat if he am not re
' leased widin de space of fifteen days
from date wo shall call upon de
3,000,000 cull'd people of America
to head for Michigan wid guns in
deir hands an' blood in dcir eyes.
A ItlOHT bTEI'.
A communication from Halifax,
N. S., announced the fact that the
colored residents of that locality, in
order to protect themselves against
the gradual usurpation of their rights
by tho white race, had formed "The
Colored People's Protective Society
of Halifax," and had drawn the
color line as follows ;
1. Whlto pcoplo will not bo allow
ed at colored skating rinks.
2. Colored churches arc for col
ored people only.
3. If the law- won't protect our
hen-roosts from white invaders our
1. White people will bo allowed to
ride in tho same public vehicles with
us, but they must behave them
selves. The Secretary of the Lime-Kiln
Club was instructed to reply to the
effect that the step thus taken was
considered to be in the right direc
tion, and that tho Detroit organiza
tion was in full sympathy with the
I'lll.l'AltBD ion IT.
A communication from the Hon.
Riikinhcad Taylor, of Sclraa, Ala.,
warned Rrothcr Gardner that he was
in danger of assassination, and gave
the names of three different parties
who had set out from as many points
in the South to bring up in Detroit
and strike him a swift and deadly
"Dis am not do fust wnrniu' of
de sort 1 has received," said the
President as he marked the letter
"Exhibit A" and placed it on file.
"However, I shall keep right on
doin' bizness at dc same old stand,
an' my hours will continer to be de
same. In case an assassin gits arter
me it will be well fur his health to
move mighty cautiously. Do fust
one of de breed I run across am
gwine tor be made to believe dat he
has picked up a hunk o' dynamite
A COMING T1U:AT.
It was announced by the Secre
tary that at the next meeting he
would read the last of the poems
sent in for the watermelon prize and
ho assured the members that a rich
treat was in store for them.
lin HOT IT.
Samuel Shin arose to ask for in
formation. Suppose, for instance,
he should come down some Saturday
evening to open tho hall for the
regular meeting and should find a
keg of powder just ready to explode
and blow Paradise Hill into the
middle of next year? Would he
have a duty to perform? If .so,
what? lie couldn't make up his
mind whether to turn in a fire alarm
or whistle for the police.
'In sich an event," replied tho
President as he looked over his
spectacles at Samuel, "it would be
your dooty to perish wid dc ball. If
you didn't do it, sah, jou would be
lined 810,000 at de ncx' meetin', if
not expelled. Dis club expecks
cbery ollishul to do his dooty widout
shrinkin. Let us now sing our
elosin' poems an' go home."
Gelnlia River Salmon !
LARGE KED ITISXI :
FOB SALE BY
E. P. ADAMS & CO.
fl Queen Street.
Steamer "J. I. Dow.sett,"
Rob Roy, Mile Morris, and Josephine.
SALT ITOR. SALE.
Pine uml course Puuloa Salt ; fine
Kakaalco Salt, in quantities to suit.
Also, large anil small lion Water
Tanks. Paints, Oil?, Etc., Etc. 03 ly
Pioneer St'm Candy Factory & Bakery
Manufactures all and every article in
Confectionery and Pastry and Bread
Bakery from the best ami purest mate.
t luls, guaranteed free from nil
Hasfjilwnys on hand all si.csof his Rich
anil Unsurpassed Quality of
Enjoying a Tick reputation of many
years, and are ornamented in any
style desired, mid nro sold nt the
Lowest Possible Prices
Unequalled facilities and steam enables
mu to hell all articles manufactured nt
my Establishment Cheaper than any
other in tide Lino of llusinets. Vanilla,
Chocolate, Coeoanut, hand made and
Mould Creams of all flavor at 50 cents
RICH PUFF CREAM CAKES,
at 5 cents each. Mince and Fruit
Pics always on hand.
Pure and Wholesome Bread !
Vienna Rolls, Family & Graham Bread
delivered to any part of the city. The
largest and most v.nlous Stock of Con.
fectlonery can be found nt
J? . HORN'S
Sfoam Candy Factory and Bakery.
No. 71 Hotel St., between Nuuanu and
P. O. Box No. 70. TelephoneJNo. 74,
Tclcphono 240 In both Cos.
LEWIS & 00., GROCERS,
(17 tiiltl Ol) Hotel HI root.
NEW GOODS JUST RECEIVED ON ICE:
E.ulern Shad, Flounder.-), Rock Cod, Smelts, Grain, Eastern Oyster., Cnla Fresh
Holl Butter, Cauliflower, Hcd Cabbages, Hunker Club House Sausages,
Mnllanl Ducks, Peaches, Pears, Plums, Grapes, fcc &o.
Horse Kadish, Hoots ami Colory, Swlw Cheese, Cream Cheese, Edam Cheese,
German Smoked Sausages, German Pickles in Keg, Holland Herrings In
Kegs, Kits Salmon Bellies, Kin Mackerel,
And iv Complete Line ol" ITimoy .So Staple GrocericK,
AhvuyH on lliuitl.
Goods delivered to Walklkl, Tuosdays and Fridays. Goods delivered to all parts
of the Town.
Granite, Iron and Tin Ware
Chandeliers, Lamps and Lanterns,
WATER PIPE and RUBBER HOSE,
House Bleeping Goods,
PLUMBING, TIM, COPPEB, AND
993 SHEET IRON WORK.
iii lirxt-claNfc miuiiici mill prices i o Knit flie iiuicH.
70 King St., adjoining Geo. V. Lincoln, Contractor & Builder. Cm
Frank Gertz, 103 Fort Street,
jSfftgf 11 BOOTS AND SHOES M g
Has received by late steamers n splendid line of
BOOTS, SHOES AND SLIPPERS,
For Ladies, Gentlemen and Children.
SJCS3 Ioii't Pass tlio Door, -a
970 Gm '
Every Description of Joli Printing
Executed with neatness ant dispatch,
Daily Bulletin Steam Printing' Office,
Hills of LadinK
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P. O. Box 207
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Waft - on Tfclal:ei
V" Shipping Heee'th
i3 Vtotit,.,. r i
, ?iwiig vjuiun
THE UNDERSIGNED Is prepared
to furnish household servants,
collect hills, and do Anglo-Chinese in.
tcrpretltig and n general agency husl
ncss. Charge moderate.
150YONG, !3Ji Nuuanu St.
Mutual Telephone 370. 03 (Sm
E, H. EYA
Ltoal U nil tier.
Boats Built and Repaired to Order.
All KimlH of liuni H:iaiiiU
Timbers, Knees, Stems, Keels. Also, 1
Decked Surf Uoat, 1 Largo Twelve-Ton
Scow, 1 Four.Oared llnce Boat, 2 Small
Skills, 1 Twclvc-Ton Sloop in perfect
order, with sails, anchors and chains
complete. For sale cheap lor cash
Kllaucn Bli cut. Honolulu. IOO.j ly
J. A. Mackenzie,
Having opened a shop on
(opposite the Church), is prepmud to
execute all oidcrs for
Plumbing, Gas and Steam
And general -work hi his line. All
orders promptly attended to, and chaiges.
sti Icily moderate. 24 ly
J. A. DOWER.
Ship Carpenter and Boat Builder.
HAS on hand and for sale various
bized surf boats, constructed on
an Improved principle of my own in
vention, each frame bcingbf one piece
across the keel. Tho frames are closer
together, and the boats are thcicfoic
lighter and lesi liable to bilge In, than
boats of any other build. Each side
plank and gunwale is in ono piece from
stem to ttcrii, and is consequently not
name to strain, tliero being no miusliip
butl. The material and workmanship
aie wananted to bo of the best quality.
Mr. Itobert Leweis, of Lewcis &
CooUe, will attend to the sale of ihcte
boats, and dispose of them at San Fran
cisco pi lees. GR ly
G. .T. W.AJCIER, Pro)rlclor.
Choicest Meats from Finest Herds.
Families and Shipping
SUPPLIED ON SHORT NOTICE
Lo-wcst 3Vla.vlcot Prices.
All meats delivered from this Market
are thoroughly chilled immediately after
killinc by means of a Bell-Coleman Pa
tent Dry Air Refrigerator. Meat so
ticated retains all its juicy propel ties,
and is Guakakteeu to Keep Longer
AKTBll DEUVEIlY THAX FllESIII.Y-KII.I-
ed Meat. 74 ly
nPHE undersigned, a Committee of Di
i rectors of the Equitable Life As
surance Society of the United States,
appointed to foimulale the views of the
Hoard on the advantages offered by the
Society to the public, report:
1st Tho Society issues all the approv
ed forms of assurance, including Ordi
nary Life, Endowment and Tontine po
licies. It Is immaterial to the Directors
which form of policy is taken by in
2d The Life and Endowment forms
of policy provide for annual cash divi
dends and a sui render value; nre Indis
putable after three years and payable
immediately after proof of death.
!ld Tho premiums on a Tontine po
licy nre the same as on the Ordinary
Life, but, while the latter is only pay
able in the event of death, the holder of
tho Tontine policy has the right to draw
tho whole of theieserve and the accu
mulated profits m cash at the end of a
stated period; thus, during his own life
time, after his producing years are past,
he can, without any larger premium
than on an ordinary policy, secure these
4th Experlenco.shows that the return
paid in cash on maturing Tontine po
iicies approximates to or execeds the
amount of premiums paid by policy
holders, so that tho average cost of the
assuranco will be only about the interest
on tho premiums.
Gth Tontine policies, like others, are
paid In full in tho event of 'death at any
time during the term of the policy, nnd
are incontestable after thrco years, and
payable immediately after duo proof 'of
0th Experience shows that the mor-
tallty is lower among Tontine policy.
holders, ns tho better lives seek this
, kind of assurances, which is a consider.
ahlo source of profit.
7th Tontine policies will bo made
nou-forfcitable under tho laws of tho
State, if bo desired at the time tho as.
stirauce is effected.
8th Tho Tontine bystcm is fair and
just; its accounts are accurately kept,
separate from all other business, tho
funds judicioiifcly Invested and improv.
cd, and tho accumulated piotlts faith,
fully guarded and properly appoitioned.
0th The Society, has since its organi.
zatiou transacted a larger amount of
now business thun any other company,
whilo its new business for tho Hist halt
of the present year is $1,7GO,000 larger
than that of tho first half of 188L It
has Assets of 500,000,000; over $14 000,
000 of Surplus, and its ratio of Surplus
to Liability Is gicatcr than that of any
ClIAUNCEY M. DEl'EW,
John A. Stewaut,
WlI.LIAJI A. WllEELOCK
ClIAIILEB G. LaNDOV,
Hekiiv B. Hyde,
Committee of tho Boaid of Directors of
tho Equitable Lifo Assuranco Society
of the United States.
ALEX. J. OARTWRIGHT.
General Agent for Hawaiian Islands ,
quunuio iitie Assuranco society.
J Alfred Magoon,
AT I OKNFA AT LAW.
144 42 MeichaiiUtroot, Honolulu, lm
BROWN & PHILLIPS,
Practical Pllimlii-n.. Ru. Vllli.ru
and Copper-smiths. No. 71 King street,
Honolulu, eariloiuu and Ship Job
worn promptly executed.
READING ROOM ASSOCIATION.
riMUS INSTITUTION U hunted c,n
X lliu corner of Hotel and Alakca
streets, directly opposllo the building of
the Y. 31. C. A., and Is open every day
and evening, Sundays included.
Tho Heading Itooni Is supplied with
nil the local journals, ns well as marlv
fifty of the leading foicign pnpt-ia null
The Circulating Llhiary coiijlst-i of
over 3,000 volumes, and is constantly
The Reference Library contains a
valuable line of cyclopedias, diction
aries, and worlm of a similar character.
A handsome parlor is provided for
conversation nnd games.
The Circulating Depnitnitnt is closed
Tcmrt of mcmbeiship : Signing (lie
roll and paying the tegular 'dues, fifty
cents a month, quartet ly in advance.
Sttangcrs from foreign countries and
visitois from other islands aie welcmiu.
to the rooms at all times, hut as the
Association has no other regular means
of support except the dues of membcis,
it is expected that residents of Honolulu
who desire to avail themselves of its
privileges, and all who feel an interest
in maintaining an institution of this
kind in our community, will join the
Association nnd pay thc'rcgular dues.
S. B. DOLE President
M. M. SCOTT Vice-President
II. A. PARMELEE Sccrctaiv
A. L. SMITH Treasurer
O. T. ROEGERS, W. D.. Chahman Hall
and Library Committee. 77 tf
The Only Paper in California
that Advocates Hawaiian
A Splendid' Advertising Medium
For Hawaiian Business lien desirous of
forming trade connections
on tho Coast.
All Hawaiian papers kept on file and
full information given concerning
-AJXY ORDERS "
Entrusted to the Proprietor will be
promptly and caiefully executed,
and no commission chauged.
TERMS Three Dollars per annum;
1.75 for six months.
Charles R. Buckland,
Editor and Proprietor.
OFFICE 333 Front Street. Post-Ofllco
Box, 2300, San Francitco, California.
I'Kn 10 100 1000
18 to 24 Inches.. 00c 4.00 C0.0O
2 to 3 feet 00c O.fO 35 00
3 to 4 feet 1.25 8.50 C5.00
peii 10 100
i to 0 inches... $ 2.00
0 to 12 inches.. 50c 2.50
12 to 18 " .. COe 3.50
18 to 24 " .. 75c 5.C0
2 to 3 feet $1.00 7.00
3 to 4 ' i.2fi !).nn
4 to 5 ' 1.75 12.00
Otot " 2.C0 10.00
Cuttings, per 100, $1.00; per 1,000, SfO.CO.
Whito Mulberry Seed, per ounce, SO
cents ; per pound, $3.00.
Russian Mulberry Seed, per ounce, 00
cents; per pound, $7.00.
Miss Nellie Lincoln Rossiter
Is Agent for tho following papeis:
South and West, semi-monthly, liOo a
Farmer's Call, weekly, 50c per year;
Farmer's Home, monthly, 50c per year;
Home and School Visitor, monthly,
70c per year.
As an Inducement to parties to oider
their Silk Worm Eggs during tho bum.
mer, to be forwarded in theTall, I offer
premiums, from April 1M, as follows:
For$l, 2,000 cgirs, and n book of in
struction. For $2,5,000 eggs, book of instiuctlon
and any one paper.
For 83, oz. eggs, and any two papers.
For $5, 1 oz. eggs, two papers and book.
For $0.00, 2 oz. eggs, and three papers.
For $14, 3 oz. eggs, 3 papers and book.
For $17, 4 oz. eggs, m.tl four papeis.
For $Ulj6 oz. eggs, 4 papers and book
Tho above charges "are the legular
list prices for eggs' and the papers will
bu sent as hero btated for ono year.
Those sending orders tin ough tho sum.
mer, accompanied by the cash amount,
(Post-Ofllco eiders payable to me, on
PpstOfllce, Pembeiton, Now Jersey, U.
s ,AP T1!1 rccclvu tlo premiums to
which their order unities them, com.
mcnclng at once, and tho eggs will bo
sent ubout NovcniLor Ht.
NEIXIi: lilXCOLX ltOHKITKlt.
Fracticnl Silk Cultu'rist,
New Lisbon, Burlington Co.,
077 NEW JERSEY. '
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