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THURSDAY, OCT. 29, 1885.
HIS HONOR AND BIJAH.
"Moses Taylor, I can't have it
no, I can't and won't!"
These words were addressed by
his Honor to a tall" and wcnry-look-ing
colored man of an uncertain age,
who promptly inquired :
"Jedgc, was dat car remark im
pressed to me?"
"Of course I mean youl"
"An' what has I bin doin' V"
"Last night at 10 o'clock you
were lively drunk, and you waltzed
your way up one street and down
another, singing at the top of voice :
"Iu Chicago there lives, as I've often
been told,
Such a bwect cull'd gal as you seldom
did sec;
An" she sighs fur to marry some barber
so bold.
An' dat amo bold baibcr am saitingly
mo."
"Yes, that was the song that you
sune. Moses, and I heard it myself."
"An' am I gwine to be bounced
up de spout fur singin' ?"
"You disturbed the peace. When
an ofllccr ordered you to cease sing
ing and stagger home you refused.
Indeed you stiuck a new key and
went off on :
"Do spilng time am hcah do autumn
leaf am fallln"
lie snow am on de ground, an' do um-
mcr pascth by;
De winter wind am howlln' de dame-.
am in blo-om
An' de eluekin' of de hen fhows dat
Christinas draweth nigh."
"Moses, that singing
will
cost
you S3."
"I hain't got it, bah."
"Then you'll have to go up for
thirty."
"Dat's shameful, sah de shante
fulcst thing 1 ebcr hcaul on! I
wouldn't do dat on you if you were
de las' man on airth! Good-bye,
Jedgc you'll lib to wish you
hadn't."
hi: could.
"Can I get a civil answer to a
civil question?" queued Horace
Walpole Smith as Bijnh left htm in
front of the desk.
"You can, sir."
"Then I want to know why in
gimcrack and Gincral Jackson I
have been locked up here and treated
as if I had no feelings!"
"Softly, prisoner Smith softly !
No man ever yet helped his case in
couit by showing bad temper. The
charge against you is drunkenness."
"You don't say."
"But I do. You were too drunk
to drive your team home, and were
brought down here. Do you re
member of drinking anything?"
"Why why, I had two or three
glasses of beer."
"Did you experience any peculiar
sensations?"
"Why, I fell sleepy."
"Do 'you remember of seeing the
lamp-posts whirling around and the
buildings trying to dodge you?"
"Yes, I believe I do. Say, Squar.'
I must have been drunk!"
"Of course you were."
"Wall, I swan ! Then that's the
way a drunk comes' Say, Squar' !"
"Well."
"I'm guilty. Here's So to settle
the case. Don't say another word,
but let me skip! I'm ashamed to
look a decent man in the faec, and
it seems as if my wife was going to
enter that door every minit!"
"You may go."
"Thanks! Squar', you're a gen
tleman? The fust bar'l of cider I
make this fall goes into your cellar !"
win-
sin:
WEPT.
She was a very middle-aged
woman, alio was aiso posscsscu oi
180 pounds of fat and a large and
well selected stock of tears, sighs
and "Oh! dears!" She stood on
the mark and wiped her weeping
eyes on a polka-dot-apron which
hadn't been washed for three weeks.
"Polly Gaines, this is a sad, sad
world," observed his Honor at last.
"Yes, sir awful, awful sad!"
"Sorrow stalketh up and down
the land, Polly."
"Yes, sir, she does."
"And the tcar3 of the unfortunate
would float the ships of the truly
happy."
"Yes, sir you are right. It does
me good to have you talk to me in
this way. Go on, Judge."
"Why has your weeping-machine
been set in motion this morning,
Polly?"
"Thinking of my dead husband
and children, sir."
"Ah! being drunk last night had
nothing to do with it, then?"
"Oh, no, sir. I just put a little
alcohol in my aching tooth, and I
suppose the policeman brought me
down to consult tho doctor. He
wa9 a very nice man very."
"Thirty days, Polly."
"W-what!"
"Thirty days In the cooler."
"You don't mean it?"
"But I do!"
"Then it's an outrage which I
won't put up with, and if any of
you come near mo I'll dig your eyes
out?"
"Come, woman, bo calm."
"Never!"
"Fall back to the corridor."
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WTrrctipqwaawwB
"Never 1 I'll die first 1"
Uijah advanced and clasped his
arms about her and lugged her off,
and amidst her shrieks and screams
and vows of vengeance court ad
journed. Detroit JTrco Press.
ADVERTISE
IN THE
Daily Bulletin
This Paper goes into most of the
English-speaking households of
Honolulu. It is unquestionably the
Of
for business men desirous of bring
ing their waies to the notice of the
community.
IVIonMilv Hoilleineiitw at
Easy Rates.
Sollies from Europe.
TESSRS. GHINDLAY & CO. take
LtJL this, opportunity of tendering their
services to residents abroad for the Sup
ply of all Articles of General Consump.
tlon obtainable in this country. Sub
joined Is a List ot Articles they are pre
pared to ship, of which all are manufac
tured by, or procured from, the first
houses:
Agricultural Implements.
Machinery.
Hardware and Ironmongery.
C.u riagos, Dog Carts, etc.
Saddlery and Horse Clothing.
Rillcs, Guns, Pistols and Ammunition.
Household Furniture.
Oils, Paints and Varnish.
Dinner, Dessert and Breakfast Ser
viccs. Silver Plate.
Plated Wines of Birmingham and
Slicllleld manufacture.
Personal Clothing, Hosiery, Gloves,
Shirts, Boots, etc.
Table and Household Linen.
Perfumery, Brushes and Soaps.
Oilman's Stores, Lamps.
Cricketing Goods and other articles
of Snort.
Wines, spirits anu Jieer
Soda-water Machinery
Watches, Clocks and jewellery.
Hooks, Periodicals and Newspapers.
Pi'nts and Picture Frames.
Cutlery.
Sewing Machines.
Billiard and Bagatelle Tables.
Musical Instruments.
"Optical, Mathematical and Philoso
phical Instruments.
Orders for Musical and Philosophical
Instruments, and all articles connected
with tho 'Arts and Sciences, re.piiro
great pcisonal cure and judgment, and
should ho accompanied by as detailed
instructions as possible, or by patterns
and drawings and measurements, if
possible,
Thumb A Remittance or Order for
Payment must accompany tho Older.
GHINDLAY & CO.,
East India and Colonial Agents.
05 Parliament St., London, 8.W. 152 tf
SBLK CULTURE !
My Book of Instruction,
"SILK AND THE SILK WORM,"
Gives all necessary information.
Prlcf, Twenty-I'Ive OntH per copy.
Bilk Worm Eggs, Reels, Trees, Cut.
tings, Seeds, &c, for sale at the very
lowest market rates,
Thormomotcr and Baromotor Combined
For use of Silk Raisers, free by mnb
only 75 cents.
I will lie pleased to glvo information
to conespondents who apply by letter,
inclosing two-cent stamp lor reply,
Hliecliiioii IIoxph of C'oeooiiH & Itecl
(! Millc, l OntN.;
Noue hut articles of tho first quality sold
Address all communications to
Miss Nellie Linooln Rossiter,
Practical Silk Oulturlst,
Now Lisbon, Burlington Co,
644 NEW JERSEY.
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Honolulu Carriage Manufact'y
228 and 230 Fort Street,
Honolulu, . . . . Hawaiian Is.
W. H- PAGE. Proprietor
HM) ly
MANILA CIGARS
IV BOND.
3-oocl .Article,
A Few Cases Only.
141 IS. P. AduniM .& O'o. lm
rn-II2 LONDON
Provincial Fire Insurance Co..
juoivjlc:n".
HuliHcillioil C'npltnl : : .c 1,000,000
J. T. WATERHOUSE, .In., Agent.
137 nut
Nov Yorlt & Honolulu
PACKET LINE !
MESSRS. W. II. CROSSMAN & HHO.
will dispatch about December 1st a
first-class vessel from New Yorit for this
port direct. Merchants and others
wishing to ship by this favorite life
will pleaso forward their orders as eaily
as possible. Vrry truly, etc.,
CASTLE & COOKE,
Honolulu Agents.
101 lm
Telephone 210 in both Cos.
LEWIS & CO., (SOGERS,
U7 and OJ Hotel 8ti'col,
NEW GOODS JUST RECEIVED ON ICE:
Eastern Shad, Flounder. Ttoek Cod. Smelts. Crab, Eastern OyMeiv, Cala Fiesh
Roll Butter, Cauliflower. Red Cabbages, Hunker Club House Sausages,
Mallard Ducks, Peaches, Pears,,PIuins, Giapes, itc &c.
Horse Radish, Roots and Celery, Swiss Cheese, Cream Cheese, Ediim Cheese,
German Smoked Sausages, (Jeiinnn Pickles in Kegs, Ilollind Herrings in '
Kegs, Kits Salmon Bellies, Kit- Mackerel,
A-iid a. Complete Line ol ITaney .So Staple Groceries,
Ahvayw on Hand.
Goods delivered to Walkikl, Tuesdays and Fridays.
of the Town.
JOHN ITT
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H
CO
Granite, Iron and Tin Ware !
Chandeliers, Lamps and Lanterns,
WATER PIPE and RUBBER HOSE,
House Keeping Goods,
PLUMBING,
993 SHEET
E. G.
Carriage sxncl
Kcpairiuff,
BliielcHmitliiiisr,
koi'gllKgA
Jin lii'Ht-clnKH muiiiici' ii ml prices to Knit llic limcw.
TO King St., adjoining Geo. W. Lincoln, Contiactoi & Builder. Om
Every Description of Joi Printing
Executed with neatness and dispatch,
AT THE
Daily Bulletin Steam Printing Office,
Bill Head
Briefs
Ball Programs
Bills of Lading
Business Cards
Hook Work
Certificates
Circulars
Concert Progr'ms
Draft Hooks
Delivery Books
Envelopes
Iltuul Bills
Invoices
Queen Street.
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gag
NOTICE.
,ll. 1). L. AHPHAUT hereby Intl.
lVL mates that ho has this day with
drawn from the llrm of Soyong & Ah.
phnrt, and that ho will Carry on tlio bush
ncss of an Employment Agency, Anglo.
Cldtiosc Interpreting, Collecting Ac
count" and other Agency Business at
Sun Kim Lung Co.'s, 48 Hotel street.
112tf
.--. . THE FAST HAII.IKO
XMa" Schooner EHTJKAI
cb&Skot will run regularly
TO WAIALUA EVERY MONDAY,
Reluming on Thursday, weather
permitting
For freight or passage apply to the
Captain on uoarit, or to
. Pacific Navigation Co.,
181 Agents
ALEX, FLOHR,
Praclical Gun Jifa and Lock Sm,tn
Bethel St., ne.l to Pol-Offlce.
Sewing Machines of all kinds repaired.
All kinds of Light Machinery repaired
on Short Notice.
N.H. Good Woikninnshlp and Charges
124 Strictly Moderate. ly
"Visa C3T
P. O. Box 207
Goods dclivcied to all parts
, 1. 8 KaaiMi Street
TIM", COPPER AND
IRON WORK.
Wag-on
IMCaker
Faiiitiiig' &
Trimming,
Letter Headings
Labels
Law Itoports
Note Headings
Plantation Books
Pamphlets
Pobters
Kepoits
Show Cards
Shipping Bcce'ts
Statements
Way.Bllls
Honolulu.
INTELLIGENCE OFFICE.
THE UNDERSIGNED is prepared
to furnish household servants,
collect hills, and do Anglo-Clilnco in.
torprcting ami n general agency busi
ness. Charges moderate.
SOYONG, -J3K Nuuaiiu St.
Mutual Telephone 271). ' CJ Om
E. H.'RYAN,
I tout KiltldtM.
Bonts Built and Repaired to Order.
All Kinds of limit Material,
Tlmbcis, Knees, Stemi, Keels. Also, 1
Decked Surf Boat, 1 Largo Twelve-Ton
Scow, 1 Four.Oared llncu Boat, 8 Small
Skills, 1 Twelve-Ton Sloop In perfect
order, with soils, anchors and chains
complete. For sale cheap lor cash
Kilauea street, Honolulu. 1005 ly
LIME ! LIME !
Patronize Home Manufacture
The Hawaiian Stone Comp'y
Arc now prepaied to furnish fiesh Lime
in quantities to suit purchasers, and
satisfaction warranted as to both the
kind and tho price.
ALLEN & EOBINSON,
03 ly
Agent?.
J. A. DOWER,
Ship Carpenter and Boat Builder.
HAS on hand nnd for sale various
sized surf boats, constructed on
an improved principle of my own in.
vention, each 'frame being of one piece
oero tho keel. The frames arc closer
together, and the boats arc therefore
Mglitcr anil less nauie io ungc in, man
boats of any other build. Each sldo
plank and gunwale is in one piece from
stem to stern, and is consequently not
liable to stiain, there being no midship
butts. The material and workmanship
am wan anted to be of the best quality.
Mr. Kobert Lowers, of Lowers &
Cooke, will attend to the sale of theso
boats, and dispose of them at San Fran,
cis-co pi ices. 05 ly
rat,
KING STREET,
.T. AVALlJXin, Proprietor.
Choicest Meats from Finest Herds.
Families and Shipping
SUPPLIED ON SHORT NOTICE
andat the
Lowest M-iir-Jcet Prices.
All meals delivered from this Market
are thoroughly chilled Immediately after
killing by means of a Bell-Coleinan Pa
tent Dry Air Kefrigerator. Meat so
treated retains all its juicy properties,
and is Goakanteed to Keep Lokgeii
Ai'Tnn DnLivr.itY tiiax FiiksiiiiY-kilv-ed
Meat. 74 ly
STATEMENT.
THE undersigned, a Committee of Di
rectors of the Equitable Life As.
Miianco Society of tho United States,
appointed to formulnlc the views of the
Board on the advantages offered by the
Society to the poblic, report:
1st Tho Society issues all tho approv.
cd forms of avsurance, including Ordi
nary Life, Ei dowment and Tontine po
licies. It Is immaterial to the Directors
which form of policy is taken by in.
tend in c assurers.
2d The Life and Endowment forms
of policy provide for annual cobIi divi.
dends ami a sm render value; are indis
putable after three years and payable
immediately after proof of death.
Ud Tho premiums on a Tontine po
licy are tho samo us on the Ordinary
i.,iu, uui, wniiu iiiu juuur is uniy pay
able in the event of death, tho holder of
tho Tontine policy has the right to draw
the whole of tho reserve and the accu
mulated profits in rash at the end of a
stated period; thus, during his own life
time, after his producing years aie past,
ho can, without any larger premium
than on an ordinary policy, secure theso
greater advantages.
4th Experience shows that tho return
fiaid in cash on maturing Tontino po
icics approximates to or exceeds the
amount of picmiums paid by policy
holders, so that the average cost of tho
assurance will bo only about the interest
on the picmiums.
fith Tontine policies, iko others, aro
paid in full in the event of death at any
limo during tho term of tho policy, and
aro incontestable nftcr three years, and
payable immediately after duo proof of
death.
Oth Experience shows that the mor.
tallty is lower among Tontine policy,
holders, as tho belter lives seek this
kind of assurances, which is a consider
able souicc of profit.
7th Tontine policies will ho mado
non-forfuitahlo under thu laws of tho
State, if eo desired at tho time tho as
suianeo is effected.
8th Tho Tontino system is fair and
just; its accounts nro accurately kept,
beparato from all other business; thu
funds judiciously invested and improv.
ed, and the accumulated piolits laith.
fully guarded and properly appoitioned.
!) ih Tho Society has since its organ!,
zation transacted a larger amount of
now business than any other company,
while its now business for the flrbt hull
of tho present year is 1,7CO,000 larger
than that of tho lliut half of 1884. It
has Assets of SSsGO.OOO.OOO; over $14 000,
000 of Surplus, and its ratio of Surplus
to Liability is greater than Ihot of any
other company.
Chauncijv M. Dki-ew,
.lOHN A. StEWAUT,
Euoene Kelly,
AVjlliam A. Wheelook
ClIAltLKB G, LaNUOH,
John Sloake,
Hr.NllY B. IIyok,
Committee of tho Board of Directors of
tho Equitable Life Assurance Society
of the United States.
ALEX. J. OABTWBIGHT,
General Agent for Hawaiian Islands,
Equitable Lifo Assurance Society,
127 Jy
Metropolitan
lai
O Luso Hawaitano.
ALL persons who want to communl.
cato with tho l'oituguese, elllier
for buslncsw, or for procuring workmen,
servants or any other helps, will find It
the most prolltable wny to itiU crtiso in
tho Lhso Jfawait'ano, the now organ of
the Portuguese colony, which is pub
llshcd on Merchant strict, Gazette Build,
lap, (Post.Olllco Letter Box L), and
only charges icasonable rates for adver
tisements. HONOLULU LIBRARY
ANI
READING ROOM ASSOCIATION.
THIS INSTITUTION in located on
tho corner of Hotel and Alakca
streets, directly opposite the building of
tho Y. M. C. A., and is open oveiy dny
and evening, Sundays included.
Tho Beading Booin is Mipplitd uilli
all the local Journals, as well as tuiiily
tifty of tho leading foreign papers anil
magazines.
Tho Cliculatlng Library contlsti of
over 8,000 volumes, and is constnnlly
increasing.
Tho Reference Library contains a
valuable line of cyclopedias, diction,
arles, and works of a similar character.
A handsome parlor is provided for
conversation and games.
The Circulating Department is closed
-on Sundays.
Terms of membership : Signing tho
roll and paying tho regular dues, llfty
cents a month, quarterly in advance.
Strangers from foreign countries and
visitors from olhcr islands arc welcome
to tho rooms at all limes, but as tho
Association has no other regular means
of support esccpt the dues of members,
it is expected that residents of Honolulu
who desire to avail themselves of its
privileges, nnd all who feel an interest
in maintaining an institution.of this
kind in our community, will join the
Association and pay the tegular ducf.
S. B. DOLE President
M.M. SCOTT Vice-President
II. A. PAHMELEK Sccrttaiy
A. L. SMITH Trcasuier
C. T. EODGEBS, M. L. Chairman Hull
. and Libiary Committee. 77 tf
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PltlCE XiIST OOF1
IMCwIberry Trees.
WHITE.
TEH 10 100 1000
"18 to 24 inches. . 00c 84.00 $20.00
H2 to 3 feet 00c G.C0 MOO
3 to 4 feet $1.25 8.50 05.00
IKUHHIA2V.
run 10 100 1000
4 to 0 inches... $2.00 $10.00
G to 12 inches.. COc 2.G0 10.00
12 to 18 " .. COc 3.50 0.00
18 to 24 " .. 7Gc 5.00 0.00
2 to a feet $1.00 7.00 40.00
3 to 4 ' 1.25 9.00
4 to 5 " 1.75 12.00
5 tot " 2.E0 10.00
Cuttings, per 100, $1.00; per 1,000, $0.C0.
White Mulberry Sec'd, per ounce, 80
cents; per pound, $3.00.
Russian Mulberry Seed, per ounce, CO
cents; per pound, $7.00.
Miss Nellie Lincoln Rossiter
Is Agent for tho following papers:
South and West, semi-monthly, COc a
year;
Farmer's Call, weekly, 50c per year;
Farmer's Home, monthly, 00o per year;
Homo and School Visitor, monthly,
70c per year.
As an inducement to parties to order
their Silk "Worm Eggs during tho sum
mcr, to be forwarde'd in tho lull, I offer
premiums, from April 1st, us follows:
For$l, 2,000 cgus, and a book of in
struction. For $2, 5,000 eggs, book of instruction
and any one paper.
For $3, Joz, eggs, and any two papers.
For $5, 1 ot. eggb, two papers and book.
For $0.50, 2 oz. egg?, nnd threo papers.
For $14, 3 oz, eggb, 3 popcis and hook.
For $17, 4 oz. eggs, und four papers.
For $21, 5 oz. eggs, 4 pnpeis and book
Tho above charges "urothe regular
list prices for eggs," and tho papers will
bo tent as hero stated for onu year.
Those sending orders ihiough tho sum
mer, accompanied by ll,o cash amount,
(Post.Ofllco orders payable to mo, on
Post Office, Pcmlerton, New Joiscy, U.
S. A.) will receive tho picmiums to
which their order unities than, com.
mencing at once, und the t'ggn will he
sent about November 1st.
NKLX.1E IilXCOIiX IIOHMlTKlt,
Practical Bilk Oulturlst,
New Lisbon, Burlington Co.,
077 MEW JERSEY. '
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