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HOW TO MARRY.
When the adult ngc Is reached
what? As truly as every positive
requires a negative, every knife its
foilc and that onposltes attract, bo,
too, with the genus homo, like birds
they must mate, and it is not good
for man to bo alone. The great
event of a man's life is to seek and
secure :i sweetheart and then have a
wedding day. JNow, to choose a
proper wife and companion is the
puzzle of puzzles in every man's
experience. Some choose for beauty,
others for accomplishments and
blandishments, some for wit and
manner, and the average young
man for money and family, but after
all love, supported by prudence aim
discretion, other things being equal,
should act as the all-inspiring motive.
Happiness follows love, and wealth
cannot buy happiness ; it may con
tribute to its existence, but happi
ness is an attribute beyond pur
chase. As a physical adviser, no marriage
should occur unless both contracting
parties arc healthy subjects ; to be
a good animal is tho highest gift in
nature. A marriago has vast respon
sibility hinging upon it, tho future
procreation of our species, the per
petuation of the human family;
therefore no man wants to become
the father of a race of pigmies or
deformed dwarfs physical cripples
to the disgrace of himself, his
wife and his progeny. God forbid 1
Let a man consider this well. First
of all, then, sec that the prospective
wife be a thoroughly healthy girl
and fine animal. It is safe for us to
say that nowadays far too many
mothers arc culpable for encourag
ing matrimony when they know in
their heart of hearts that their
daughters are subject to organic
diseases. This is to be severely
deprecated and frowned down wher
ever and whenever seen. On tho
other hand, the presumptive swain
who contemplates Hymen's knot and
himself a shattered wreck, is noth
ing short of a criminal. Marriago
is, indeed, a'sciious question.
Next the salt of common sense is
an important necessity. Since mar
riage resolves itself into a permanent
covenant instituted by God, to be
broken only by death, and not like
a loose pair of shoes that can be put
on in tho morning and removed at
night, it is an issue that should
occupy the mental, the moral, the
spiritual, the practical and the con
sequential deductions of all thinking
people to the soberest degree. The
civil law may separate, but it cannot
sever. A mvorcc is a moi on uiu
page of history, and about it there
is always a bad smell. Any ono
who espouses tho conjugal yoke with
the prospect of divorce ahead weds
an ignis fatuus. Hence a man
should choose his wife as did thp
sainted Primrose of "Vicar of "Wake
field" memory, who chose his as she
chose her wedding-gown, not for
fine, glossy surface, but for qualities
that would wear well. A woman is
cither the f 01 tunc or bankruptcy of
a man's future.
All tailors cut the coat according
to the cloth, which suggests how
young folks should consider the cir
cumstances of each other. It is
wrong for a struggling young man,
without money or influence in the
world, to wed a girl of allluencc and
wealth, fostered in the lap of luxury
by kind and loving parents, when
the same conditions cannot bo ex
tended her in tho future ; but then
it is wrong for her to encourage such
a young man unless she is willing to
share his struggles and misfortunes
as an equal yokefellow and compan
ion. The word wife means weaver,
i. e., a wife should weave along with
her husband the web of life.
There are too many young girls
brought up under the present regime
of society, so-called, who, by indul
gent motheis, become imbued with
false notions and f utter away their
time in learning useless trifles, until
their muscles atrophy and leave them
mere automatons to pose for the
entertainment of a glass case. They
lace, powder, affect frivols, study
how to make conquests, etc. ; in
short, to assume all the evils of
prevailing fashion. These creatures
die young of tight-lacer's liver or
ennui. Young man, beware I
There is no object so fascinating
as a pretty-faced, intelligent woman,
but then a woman to commend her
self as an eligible candidate for
matrimony should be useful as well
as ornamental. A model wife is an
economist, a bread-saver, whilo her
husband is tho bread-winner.
A little domestic drudgery is a
homely antidote against disease and
often makes a flnu wife and mother
out of a mere hothouse plant. I
advise a thorough knowledge of
Idtchen economy (Dody's Domes
ticity), for far too many girls nowa
days enter marriago long before they
liavo even learned to spank a pepper
1ox. Any one who follows this counsel
will not go astray. "Sister Gray,"
311 Philadelphia Nows.
pnlliy with the Btudonls. Can It bo
that ho smokes cigarettes and howls
around nights? ("Lowell Citizen.
Tho town of Uamsays, Now Jcr
soy, is all torn up over a row in the
colored church. The pastor, far
franker than many of his brethren,
in n prayer informed tho Lord that
Deacon Arllngton'H wifo was "tlic
pictticst, Christianest and bestest
woman in do church." At that
point the deacon skillfully slung a
hymn book into tho pastor's mouth,
meanly taking advantage of his
closed eyes. In the subsequent pro
ceedings the pews were torn up and
the church set on fire.
A Woman's Siiriif ami
A. Voice from jViiHtrlu.
MclNTYRE & BRO.,
IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN
Groceries, Provisions and Feed,
EAST CORNER FORT AND KINO STREETS.
New Goods received by every Packet from the Eastern Slates mid Europe.
Fresh California Produce by every Steamer. All orders falthlully attended to.
and Goods del I vend to any purl ol tlio city free of charge. Island orders roll.
t UIUCO 1I0X 1411. UOICPIIOIIU XMO. VJ.
cited. Satisfaction guaranteed. Post I
Near the village of Zllllngdorf, In
Lower Austria, lives Maria Unas, an In.
telllccnt and Industrious woman, wliose
story of physical sullcrlng and mini re
lief, nsrcWcd by herself, Is of Interest
to English women. "I was employed,"
she snys, " In the work of a largo farm
house. Over-work brought on sick
headache, followed by a deathly faint,
lug and aickucss of the stomach, until I
was unable to rctnln either food or
drink. I was compelled to tnko to my
bed for bovcral weeks. Getting a little
better from rest and quiet, 1 bought to
do some work, but was soon taken with
a pain In my side, which in a little
while seemed to spread over my whole
body, and throbbed In my every limb.
This was followed by a cough and
shortness of breath, until finally I could
not ew, and I took to my bed for the
second, and, as 1 thought, for the last
time. My friends told mo that my time
had nearly come, and that I could not
live longer man wucn inc irees pui on
their green rncc more. Then 1 happen
ed to get one of tho Selgel pamphlets.
I read It, and my dear mother bought
me a bottle of Seigel's Syrup, which I
took exactly according to directions,
and I had not taken the whole of It be
fore I felt a great chango for the better.
My last Illness began .Itinu .1882, and
continued to August Dili, when 1 began
to take tho Syrup. Very buon 1 could
do a little 1 ght work. Tho cough left
me, ami I was no more troubled in
beathlng. Now 1 am perfectly cured.
And oh, how happy I am! I cannot ex-
press gramuuo cnouga lor oeigors
Syrup. Now 1 must tell you that the
doctors in our district distributed hand,
hills cautioning people against the
niulloinc, telling them it would do them
no good, and many were thereby inllu.
enccd to destroy the Scigol pamphlets;
but now. wherever ono Is to be found, it
Is kent like a relic. Tho fow preserved
are borrowed to read, and havo lent
mino lor six miles around our district.
People have come eighteen miles to get
mo to buy the medicine for them, know,
ing that it cured me, nnd to bo sure to
get the right kind. I know a woman
who was looking like death, and who
told them there was no help for her,
that sho had consulted bcveral doctors,
but none could help her. I told her of
Seigel's Syrup, and wrote the name
down for her that sho might make no
mistake. She took my advice and tho
Syrup, nnd now she is in perfect health,
nnd tho people around us arc amazed.
The medicine has made such progress
in our neighborhood that people say
they don't want tho doctor any more,
but they tnko the Syrup. Sufferers from
gout who were contlncd to their bed and
could hardly move a linger, have been
cured by it. There is a girl in our dis
trict who caught a cold by going
through home water, nnd was in bed live
years with costiveness nnd rheumatic
pubis, nnd had to hnvo nn attendant to
watch by her. There was not a doctor
In tho surrounding districts to whom
her mother had not applied to relievo
her child, but every one crossed them
selves and said they could not help her.
Whenever the little bell rang which is
rung in our place when somebody is
dead, wo thought surely It was for her,
but Seigel's Syrup and Pills saved her
lite, aim now sno is as ncaiiuy as any
body, goes to church,- and can work
even In the fields. Everybody was as
mulshed when they saw her out, know
ing how maay years sue nail ucen in
bed. To-day she adds her grntitudo to
mino for God's mercies and Seigel's
Syrup. Maiua IUab."
Tho people of England speak confirm,
ing the above.
A.l'tor SInny Years.
"Whlttlclo-Woods, near Chorloy,
"December 20, 1883.
" Dear Sir. Mother Seigel's medicine
sells excecdinc well with us, all that try
it speak highly in its favor. Wo had a
case of a young lady that hnd been trou
bled many years with pains after eating.
Sho tells us that the pains were entirely
taken away after a few doses of your
medicine Yours truly, E, Peel."
A-l'Lor Huvornl Years.
"Stoko Ferry, January Oth, 1884.
"Gentlemen, I have used Slegel's
Syrup for several years, and have found
It a most elllencious remedy for Liver
complaints and general debility, and I
always keep somo by me, aud canuot
speak too highly in Its praise. I re
main, yours truly, Hnrrlett King."
AXtor Hlxtecn Years.
"05, Ncvgnto Sticet, Worksop, Notts,
"December 20th, 188J.
"Gentlemen, It is with tho greatest
of plensuro I accord my testimony ns to
tho elllcacy of Mother Seigel's Syrup.
My wife, who has suffered from acute
Dyspepsia for over sixteen years, Is now
peifectly bettor through tho snlo help
of your Syrup. I havo sent pounds in
medicines from doctors in fact, I be
gan to think sho was incurable, until
your marvellous mcdlcino was tried.
I remain, yours, thankfully,
(Formerly with Samuel Nott;.
Importer tuul 13olcr in
CROCKERY, GLASSWARE, HOUSE FURNISHING
AGATE IRON AND TINWARE.
Agent Hall's Safe and Lock Company.
Beaver Block, - Fort Street.
J3T Store formerly occupied by 8. NOT I', opposite Spreckels &. Co.'s Bank. -8
i mm. .l ...ii- . iji.
ftollco of Lottvi'H Vntont.
A LL persons aro hcroby notified that
r.nllnra l'nlxllt wnrn Uslll'll llV tllO
Hawaiian Government to JAMES
KENNEY of Honolulu on tho linn nay
of December, a.u. 1885, for nn improve,
ment In brake, gig ai.d chaiso springs,
nnd that said Letters Patent were as
signed by tho said James Kenney to tho
Hawaiian Cimlngo Manufacturing Com
pany on the 22nd day oT December, a.d.
1885, whcrcfoiu the mill Hawaiian Car.
rlago Manufacluting Company hereby
warns all persons against lnfilnglng on
tho said betters Patent.
HAW'N CARRIAGE MAN TO Co.
Honolulu. Dec. 22, 18S5. 208 tf
Corner of Fort & Merchant Streets,
Has just opened out a large nnd carefully selected stock of
Gent's Fine Furnishing Goods,
Custom-Made Clothing, nnd Hats and Cnps
Id all flu Latest Styles and Pates.
Particular attention is called to an elegant line of Gont's Neckwear.
Yoscmilc Skating lti,
CASTLE & COOKE,
Life, Fire &. Marino Insur'co Agents.
Tho Xoiv KiiRlntul
MUTUAL LIFE INS. COMP'Y,
Thq JEtna Tiro Insurance Go,
of Hartford, Conn.
Will bo open every altcrnoon and even
ing as follows:
day nntl Hnturday KvchIiih.
To the public In general.
For Indies and gentlemen.
For Indies, gentlemen nndjchlldrcn.
Frldny nnd Saturday Eonings; also, nt
the Tuesday Matinee.
THOS. E. WALL, Manager.
A Lnrgc nnd well selected Stock of
Tlin Union l-'Iro mill
Marine Insurance Co.,
of Han Fianelsco, Cala.
ESTAUL1HHED 1840, A
Capital, 0,000,000 Rclchsmarks.
rpHE undersigned, having been Hp
X pointed agent of the above Company
for tho Hawaiian Islands, is prepared to
accept risks, against Fire, on Buildings,
Furniture, Merchandise, Produce. Sugar
Mills etc., ou the most Favorable Terms
Lossos Promptly Adjusted and Payablo in
070 ly at Wilder & Co's.
The fiquitnble Life Anurnna
Society of the United
KNTA1U,1HIIK1 l.V 1S50.
ISbUES Policies on the most approval
plans, vl7.:-Ordinary Life, Life.Limii.
ed Payments, Endowments; Tontine
Savings Fund, Tontines, Semi.Tontlnes;
A. Ii. C. Tonilucs; Life aud Survivor
ship Annuities; Children's Endowments,
.lolut Life Risks, Partnership Insurance,
etc., etc., etc. ,
Policies both Incontestable and Non
Contested claims, none.
Before insuring elsewhere, call aud
get an estimate. .
It is calculated that every reasonable
wish of the insured is embodied in ono
or more of tho plans.
For full particulars and pamphlets,
AliUX. J. OAItTWKIUHT,
General Agent for Hawaiian Islands.
On MONDAY, April 5th, 1886,
No Chinese Employed
comprised in part as follows:
Cutedel, White Wine,
Tokay, Sweet Muscat,
etc., in Casks and Cases.
JOB! ITT, IJ Kaahumanniei.
uj oFllgllTnTiy fiaPJT Wm
The new President of Bowtloiu
Collogo is Bald to bo in perfect eyin
r.TJ 3i3irootH linvo lcun
" Ilford Road Dispensary, Duklnflold,
May U, 1881.
" Dear Sir, I am happy to inform
you that tho salo of your Syrup and Pills
increases here continually. Several of
my customers speak of having derived
more benefit from the use of tlicso than
from nny other medicine. In somo in.
stances tho oll'ects havo been wonderful,
Yours very respectfully,
It wlyj rue-. Edwin Eastwood, J.C."
Granite, Iron and Tin Ware !
Chandeliers, Lamps and Lanterns,
WATER PIPE and RUBBER HOSE,
House Keeping Goods,
TIN, COPPER AND
WILJDIflR'S W. S. CO.
Leaves Honolulu eaoh Tuesday at
4 p.m., touching at Lahalna, Maa
laea Bay, Makonu, Mauukonn, Kn
walliae, Laupaboeboo aud HIlo.
Returning, will touoh at all the
alove ports, arriving at Honolulu
euoh Saturday uftornoou,
Tho undersigned having
UKcn oiiarge 01 isaggago
lExprebs No. 84, for tho
purpose oi carrying on mo express ami
Dray business, hopes by paying strict
attention to business to receive a share
of public patronage.
1ST Moving pianos and furniture a
speolalty. U. UURGERSON.
Residence, corner Punchbowl aud Be
rctania Streets. Mutual Telephone D2G.
West, Dow & Co., Telephone no
Having been appointed sole agents
by Mcssrf. 8. Lachman & Co. for their
justly celebrated brands, "wo aro enabled
to offer the above goods to our friends
and the public generally at unusually
Freeth & Peacock.
tier's StmsMp Co.
Commencing on Monday, October
13th, and thence on the first Monday
following tho arrival of the Alameda
ami Mariposa on tho 6th and 22nd of
Tho steamer Itiiuui will make tho
Volcano Trip, reaching Kcauhou on
Wednesday morning, giving Tourists
two days and two nights at the Volcano
When tho 8th and 22nd of tho month
fall on Monday, the Itiuau will leave
1ST Tickets lor tho Round Trip, $50, which
pays all Chargos.n&a
Tho Kiiiiiu will arrive in Honolulu
Sunday mornings on Volcano Trips. On
Hllo Trips, will leavo Honolulu on
Tuesdays, and return 8aturdav morn,
logs. WILDER'B BTMSHIP CO.
Honolulu, Bent, 14, 1885, 134 tf
aMIE undersigned, a Committee of Di
. rectors of tho Equitable Llfo As.
suranco Society of tho United States ,
appointed to formulate the views of the
board on the advantages offered by tho
Society to tho public, report:
1st The Society issues nil the appro',
cd forms of assurance, including Culi
nary Life, Endowment and Tontine pt
llcics. It Is immaterial to tho Directors
which form of policy is taken by in.
2d The Life and Endowment forms
of policy provide for annual cash dlvi.
dends and a surrender value; are indis
putable after three years and payable
immediately after proof of death.
3d Tho premiums on a Tontlno po
licy are tho same as on tho Ordinary
Lite, but, "while tho latter is only pay.
ablo in the event of death, the holder of
the Tontlno policy has tho right to draw
the whole of tho reserve and tho accu.
undated profits in rash at the end of a
stated period; thus, during his own life
time, attcr nis prouueing years aro past,
lie can, without any larger premium
than on an ordinary policy, secure these
4th Experience shows that the return
paid In cash on maturing Tontlno po
licies approximates to or exceeds the
amount of premiums paid by policy
holders, so that tho average cost of the
assurance will bo only about tho Interest
on tho premiums.
5th Tontlno policies, like others, aro
paid in full in tho event of death at any
time during tho term of tho policy, and
aro incontestable after three years, and
payablo immediately after duo proof of
Gth Experience shows that tho mor.
tallty Is lower among Tontine policy,
holders, as tho better lives bcek this
kind of assurances, which is a consider
able source of profit.
7th Tontine policies will bo made
non-forfcitablo under tho laws of tho
State, if so desired at tho time tho as
surance is effected.
8th The Tontine system is fair and
just; its accounts aro accurately kept,
separate from all other business; tho
funds judiciously Invested and iniprov.
cd. and the accumulated pro Ills faith,
fully guarded and properly uppoitioncd.
Oth The Society has sinco its organi
zation transacted a larger amount of
new business than any other company,
whilo its new business for. tho first halt
of tho present year Is $l,7G0,00O larger
than that of the first half of 1884. It
bos Assets of $00,000,000; over $14,000,
000 of Surplus, and its ratio of Surplus
to Liability is greater than that of any
ClIAUKOEY M. DEI'EW,
Ooiin A. Stkwaut,
William A. Wheklock,
Ouaules O. Landov,
Hknhy B. Hyde,
Committee of tho Board of Directors of
the Equitable Llfo Assurance Society
of the United States.
ALEX. J. CARTWRIGHT,
General Agent for Hawaiian Islands
Equitable Life Assurance Society.
THE FAST BAILINO
will run togularly
TO WAIALUA EVERY MONDAY,
Returning on Thursday, weather
For freight or pabsago apply to the
Captain on board, or to
Pacific Navioation Co.,
FOR KOLOA & WAIMEA
Tho Clipper Schooner
F. Kibbling, ... - Master,
Will run regularly to the ports of
KOLOA, HANAPEPE & WAIMEA,
KAUAI. For freight or passage apply
to the Captain on board, or to tho
Pacific Navigation Co.,
600 Sin Cor. Nuuanu & Queen uts,
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