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EGGS MILLIONS OF EGGS.
The discourse on eggs which Mr.
Slmmonds has just dclivcicd bofotc
tho Society of Aits is wc'l worthy
of tho most careful considcrr-lion.
Eggs, according to the lecturer,
constitute n neglected mine of
wealth. They arc the one article of
agricultural pioduee for which the
demand is unlimited, and perhaps
the only one in which wo might did
we choose, dcfyfoicigu competition.
They not only mean money, but
they command prices that admit of
proilt compared with which beef or
mutton are of little account and
wheat barely woith mentioning,
liens, for those who know how to
utilize them, lay eggs which, if not
made of gold, are quite capable of
slicing turned into Unit metal, when
they aie letailable all tho year
round, one raontli with another, at
something not much shoit of a
penny apiece, while the eggs of
ducks will bring a still more re
in ineiativo pi ice.
. Eggs arc a meal in themsches.
Eeiy clement necessary to the sitp
poit of man is contained -within the
limits of an eggshell, m the best
proportions and in tho most palat
able for.n. Plain boiled they arc
wholesome. The masters of Ficnch
cookery, however, afllrm that it is
ea-v to dress them in more than five
hundicd .different ways, each
method not only economical but
fcaliitar in the highest degree. No
honest appetite eer yet rejected an
egg in some guise. It ib nutriment
in the most portable form and in the
most concentrated shape. "Whole
nations of mankind lately touch any
othei animal food, lungs eat them
plain as ic.ulily as do the humble
tiibcsnicn. "London Staudard.
HOW UNCLE CARQNETREJOICES.
"My frens," said Brother Gaid
ner as the triangle brought silence,
"we lub libed to celebrate another
nashunal holiday. When wo con
sider do number of railroad acci
dents steamers blow in' up, police
men usin' deir clubs, housewies
mhJn' 'Rough on Hats' in deir bis
cuit by mistake, elevatois fallin'
from the fo'th story, an' slreet
kyaia lunnin' off de tiack, we liab
gicat icason to bo thankful. Dat
wc hcv been spared while odders
hev fallen by de wa3'sidc arc pioof
dat we Iica not j'it fulfilled our mis
sion. "While dar' am no doubt dat wc
hev all bin good in de past, let us
stiivc to be still bettei in de fucher.
Thanksghin' am de dnj wc should
give thanks for 'tains 'causes. Dc
fackt dat wc baint iu jail, an' dat
none of us hcv bin Mcctcd Alder
men should fill each heart with
thankfulness, to say nulliii of de
money we hev fonnd in dc road an'
dc sidewalk .planks we hev nicked
up fur wood. If we can't lie thankful
o er anythin' else, let us bo thank
ful dat we haint bin hung fur mui
der, or sent to jail fur hoss-slcalin'.
"Cluistmas should be looked upon
as a jolly occaslmn. It ar' an epoch
in de lust'ry of de world when ebcrj'
bodj should hang up bis slockin'.
One week mo' of the 3''ar am left in
which to skit mish aroun' an' l.tise
money to pay dat bank-note due on
"Xew Y'ars ar' do beginnin' of a
new y'ar. Dat's probably why it
ar' called by dat name. It (loan
amount to much, however, hevin'
bin preUy w ell frost-bitten on de
road, It ai' de day gineially select
ed by conscience-stricken men to
swear olf an' make new lcsolvcs,
not one out of a hundred of which
ar' kept fui ober two weeks. It's
jist as well to let de day slide an'
aim a dollar or so l)3ra job of white
ivaslun'. My experience fur the las'
twenty y'ais has warned me dat de
man who Swears off at de begin
nin' of each y'ar am mo' to lie sus
pected an' shunned dan de olo vil
lain who keeps right along in his
career an has nutlin to say to no
body. "I ar' rejoiced to see such a
gatheiin' of wit, beauty, grace an'
btalcsinanship heah to-night, an'
whilo I truly hope dat all will qnjoy
deirselvcs, I still feel it my duty to
wain you dat moas' of dc plaster
overhead am held up by carpet
tacks, an' any sudden jar am saitin
to bring down at least twenty-one
links of dat stove-pipe. fDetioit
J I JUIXll-J'li I'J '
Artists Will Be Unieal Most of
the newspaper cuts of the members
of Congress this winter repicscnt
them with their hands in their own
California has on its judicial bench
one Judge Ilornblower. He and
our Judge Longeneckcr ought to
rafllo for the championship of great
"This year will have one and three
eights of a year," says Charlc3' to
John. "IIow do you make that
out?" asked John. "Why, write it
down and sec 1888, Perceive !"
POISON 111 THE ASHES.
Many people believe Unit Nature
linn somewhere a remedy for every
dibeaso. So many and &o terrible
are the ills of life, and so slight tho
plcasuro we get as time (lies past,
that such a belief is the least faith
we can show in a giacious and all
wise Providence. A few lemediea
but, alas, how few! havo been
found. Othei s, so far, lio hidde'n
from human inqtihy. Occasionally
death follows quickly on tho heels of
tho evil an illustiation of the dan
gerous, character of tho ailment to
For example, Nervous Dyspepsia
is n comparatively new disease,
growing out of tho condit'ons of
modern life. It ii a joint nffec.ion
of tho digestive organs and of the
nervous system. These iwo wcro
foinicrly treated as separate ail
ments, and it was left for the clear
sighted thinkers to p.ove that the
basis of this torriblc and ofion fatal
complication lies chiefly in the dis
ordered and depraved functions of
digestion and nutrition. They
reasoned thus: "If wc can induce
the stomach to do its work, and
stimulate the excrctivo organs to
drivo out of the bod3 the poisonous
waste matters which lomaln after
the life-giving elements of tho food
have been absoibed, we shall have
conqueicd IScrvous Dj'spcpsin nrd
Ncivous Exhaustion." And they
wcie light. Knowing the infallible
power of Siegcl's Syrup in less com
plicated though similar diseases,
they lcsolved to test it fully in Ih's.
To leave no ground for doubt, they
prescribed the rcmcd3 in hundicds
of cases which had been pionounccd
incurable wuh perfect success iu
cer3' instance where thcii diiections
as to living and diet wcie scrupu
lous' followed. Nervous Dyspep
sia and Exhaustion 111.13 almost be
called a pcculiaily English disease.
To a gi eater or less extent half the
people of this country suffer from it
both sexes and all ages. In no
country in the world are thcic so
many insane asylums filled to ovci
llowing, all resulting fioni this
alarming disease. Its leading symp
loms arc thece; frequent or con
tinual headache; a dull pain at the
base of the brain ; bad breath :
nauseous 01 notations; the rising of
sour and pungent fluids to the
throat; a sense of oppicssion and
faintness at the pit of the stomach,
flatulence; wakefulness and loss of
sleep; disgust with food c en when
weak from the need of it; sticky
and slimy matter on the teeth or in
the mouth, especially on lising iu
the morning; fuired and coated
tongue ; dull 03-03 ; cold hands and
feet; constipation; dry or lough
skin ; inability to fix the mind on
aiy labour or calling continuous at
tention; and oppressive and sad
foiebodings and fear.
All this tcnible group Mother
Siegcl's dilative S3Trup rcuioes by
its positive, powerful, direct, 3'et
painless and gentle action upon the
functions of digestion and assimi'a
tion. Those elements of tho food
that build up and sticngthen the
system are sent upon their mission,
while all waste matters (the ashes of
lifds fire) which, unremoved poison
and kill, are expelled from the hoOy
tbrough the bowels, kidneys, and
skin. The weak and piostratcd
ncnes arc quieted, toned, and fed
1)3' the puiified blood. As the ic
sult, health, with its enjoyments,
blessings and power, returns to the
sufferer, who has pcihaps abandoned
all hope of ever seeing another well
Mother Scigel's Ciii.itivc Syrup
is for bale by all chemists and medi
cine vcndois, and by the proprietors,
A. J. White, Limited, 3o, Faning
don Road, London.
January 13, 1888.
AILY BULLETIN SUMMARY
40 roiumil':. $.2 pir inuuru.
Desirable Building Lots I
Situate ou Fort Street, below School
Either on short 01 long leases at option
of tho k'sEec.
on tho Premises.
FOR RENT, LEA
The Waikiki residence of Mr. Fred H
Hajselden situated at Kapiolanl Park
hetwi en the residences of Hon. W. 0.
Irwin, and Mi. Frank Brown, Is oflcrcd
foi tent, lease, or s ile. For terms appl
to the undersigned.
02 tf FHED II. IIAYSEbDEN.
HAVE been in business at ICalihlwnl
for milliv cn. and I linvit liml nn
tiouuic until now. Too many petrous
eomo to my p'.aco, and I do not know
which of them aiu had and which aic
good Some eomo to my liuusc to fakep
mid steal. Now nfler 8 o'clock ntj night
1 will let no person eomo in my yard.
If some ono wants business w 1th mo, let
him call from without my piemiEes. If
he is nil ilht I will let him (omii in,
but if I do not know him t will havo
him nirested. LUbANU
November !l. 1887. ' h7
IHEKEIVX forbid all persons from en
teiing my premises (it Kulihivwtl,
except on business, after 8 o'clock lu tho
evening. Any ono lw big husineFS with
mo after that hour, must tint call me by
namo btforo entering the premises. Any
one found trespassing on my premises or
about them after that hour, who hmc
no business theio, will ho dealt with ac.
oordiug to law.
Ofi Kalihlwal, Kauai.
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Skilled ant! Unskilled Labor Furnished.
bought, told anil lentcd.
Scoral vnhublu piopcrtio-i in mid
mound ilic city now for tnlo ou cay
Convenient Cottages iu de b iltle healthy
locutions in and tiuai tho city to ltl or
lease at reasonable intcs.
Employment Wanted by secal men and
bojs, who w ill make iliemiuhcs use
ful in performing the vai ions olliccs
mid ehotes lcuulicd by pnvutc fuml
lies. Full puiticulais ghen on appliotion
Oulei tioin tho other lbhudi prompt
ly attended to.
The new and fine At stcU Etc unship
Of the Uccnnic Steamship Cumpnnj, will
be due at Honolulu fiom Sidney
and Auckland on "l about
February 6 2, B8S8.
And will leave for the aboc port with
mails and passengers on or about that
For freight or vassaRC, having SU
PEUIOU ACCOMMODATIONS, apply
WM. G. TS.VJIE & CO., Agents.
For Sydney and Auckland,
The new and fine Al steel steamship
Of the Oceanic Steamship Company, will
be duo at Honolulu fiom San
Francisco on or about
February SS, 6 888,
Anil will have prompt dbpalch with
mails and pntsengcis foi theuliovepoit
For Iroight or parage, lun nig SU
PER IOK ACCOMMODATIONS, appl
37 WM. G. IRWIN & CO., Agents.
LONG BRANCH BATHS.
rip HE LONGBHANCII I1ATII
A Houc, at 'WaikiLi, is a fas onto
retort and should bo visited by all, es
pecially by those who have not jet seen
the place. The louteispicturrsque all
A Japanese and wife arc now in at
tendance at the bath Houe. The
woman will attend to Ladies who may
fiivoi us with n rail.
Iliibecs leave tin- P.tnthrou Stables for
tho litiths b nr tinith ('tiilj.
II IJAItBBU, Proprietor.
Let me have a inild
r1HE A150VE REQUEST IS HEARD
JL da ly in cigar stores, saloons and
oilier paces whero cigars are Mild, foi
it i-wtn undisputed fncitluilniostsmokcrs
picfcr a mild eigur and that those who
hive for n lnn; tuna smoked stiong
elsars, piincipally impoited Manilas,
will, after having thoroughly injured
the utoinnch and imp.ihed the niivous
Fysu in, surely want ,i mild elgar, It lUey
could Ibid thu light kind.
How many thoiihiinds of smokers who
sutler fiom lots of appetite, hendadie,
nenowH irrltnliilily, aMhina, uie., and
who liao tiled all posiiblu nimilleH
without success, might bo oiiied it' they
know that their Bulletin wue emised
by tho intemperate use ol btioug cigars,
mid that they bhould only smoko mild
and pioperly prepared ones.
It Is a fact that all mild cHmis agree
well with smokers, for in ni03t eases
therein u lack of caro in the selection of
the tobacco, und often tho ncce-hs iry ex.
peiienco lor it is wanting, jet there is
one brand which suits tiioniost fastidious
Bnioker.'and that is
Which is made from mild, aromatic and
patticularlr (elected and prepaied to
bacco, and -combinei all the qualities
which may be expected fromaheilth
cigar. It cause? no bid eileet of any
kind, is agreeable to the taste, bums
evenly to tho end ond possesses a fine
aionia. No smoker, should fall to glvo
Engelbrcfit's "Sampler" Cigars
A fair trial, and benefit himself at tho
For eale Everywhere,
Now is tlie Time to Plait
FIELDS AND PADDOCKS
WITH TINE GRASSES.
Tho undersigned havo just lcceivod,
fresh, fiom the Colonic?,
ire brass os
In great vailcly, and which
In Lots to Suit.
As tho rainy season is now com
biff on, Planteus and Grrzicis
aic particularljr cjlled on to
Give lose Grasses a trial
WM. G. IRWIN & Co.
Late P.uiier toll It II. Prince of
"Wales' 12th lioy.il Lanccis.
SSlioeing" ' lET'oxe,
FORT STREET, OPPOSITE HOPPERS.
Horses and Cattle Treated for
Resilience: ai Alke:t Street,
I?, o. BOX 40S. 20tf
Bell Telephone P(i-058
Have just recched and placed on sale
EYER OFFERED IN THIS CITY
These goods wcio selected spc
dully foi this market at the
Messrs. Eeed & Barton,
Taunton, Mats ,
And comprlso a great variety of
Entirely New in Desip !
Both Ornamental andUecful.
These beautiful presents have eomo
Many of tho articles arc paiticu.
Inrly appropriate for
Wedding Presents !
and cau bo had nt pilcesarv
$1.00 Lo 50.00.
CSTComo and see them for yourself.
MCKENZIE & GO.
Iti'IcItH, Iilmo A. Couicnt.
Families and Ship supplied on most
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No. C Fort St., op. O. S. S. Co'a Wharf.
LOVEJOY & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers of Fine
WHISKIES, WINES AND LIQUORS,
Ao. 15 Xiuinnu St., Honolulu.
C5J telm'uosb 08. l3m-wts
NEARLY DONE and with despatch
at the HAWAIIAN HOTEL STA
ULES. 11 md Clippers. 8M
Boned Cliickcn & Turkey
Citron, Lemon & Change Peel
Cain Prunes, Dates,
Cape Cod Cranberries ,
Ficnch Peas, Rolled Oats
Germca, Ci ackers,
Jersey BJue Potatoes
Kegs Family Beef
And a general assortment
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Telephone Doth Companies 2 10.
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StrAXJL.ID ANDD ITANCY
Fresh Goods on Ice by each arrival of the
to all parts of
island order solicited and picked with care,
IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN
Groceries, Provisions and Feed,-
EAST CORNER FORT AND KINO STREETS.
New Goods l cecived by every Packet fiom the Eastern States and Europe
Ficsh California Produec by. every Steamer. All orders, faithfully attended to.
and Good delivered to any part of the city free of charge. Island orders Foli
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For Sale! To Let! For Lease!
FOE SALE 1 Lot of Land. 17Gxl08 ft.
Healthy Location Oood viow, $960.
1 Xot of Land, HiDi.103 ft. Hcilthy Lo
cution, etc., $860,
TO LET 1 Dwelling House, 1 rooms,
$15 per month.
1 Housn with Stoic, $40 per month.
Rooms, en suite or single, from $2 to $5
FOR LEASE Lots, each G0c70 fer.t,
for building. Good Location; water
laid ou: tenns easy and the right par
ties assisted in building.
Copyiit nnil General ItitHliicss Agent
No. 81 King Sircet.
P O. Ho i'.'5 Burgis' Expicss Offlcc.
Mince Meat, in 5 lb tubs
Onions, Wheat, Corn,
Paragon Bacon a
Saloon & Medium Biead
Salt Pork, 5 lb tina
of Groceries, for sale by
- King Street.
P. 0. Box 297.
line of "1330-
O. S S. Co's Steamers.
and shipped to any part of tho Kingdom
A REMARKABLE CASE.
Utittcr the above beading the
JDoncastcr Reporter of July Ctli,
1887, publishes tho following in its
Our readers may recall the cir
cumstance of a young clerk, named
Arthur Richold, falling mscnsiblo
on tho Wcatley Lano in this town
soino time ago, and being picked
up, as ho continued perfectly help
less, nutl taken iu a cab by two
gentlemen to tho ofllco of F. W.
Fisher, Esq; the solicitor who em
ployed him. Ou restoring him to
consciousness it was ascertained
that he was aflictcd with what
seemed to be an incuiable disease.
When he was ablo to speak he
said ho had been to his dinner and
and was on his way back to his
work, when suddenly his head was
in a whiil and ho fell in the street
like a man who is knocked down.
On coining to his senses in tho soli
citor's olllee he thought what this
might mean, and feaicd ho was
going to havo a fit of illness, which
we all know is a very dieadful
thing for a poor man with a, family
to caro for.
With this in his mind ho at onco
sought the best mcdic.il advice,
telling the doctors how ho bad been
attacked. They questioned hini
and found that his piesent malady
was exhaustion of tho nervous sys
tem resulting from general debility,
indigestion, and dyspepsia of a
chronic nature. Tins in turn had
been caused by confinement to his
desk and giief at the loss of dear
friends by death. Tho coming on
of this stiange disease, as described
by Mr. Richold, must be of inter
est both to sick and Vtell. He had
noticed for several jcais previously,
in fact, that bis eyes and face be
gan to have a j'eflow look; thete
was a sticky and unpleasant slime
on the gums and teeth in the
morning; the tongue coated; and
the bowels so bound and costive
that it induced that most painful
and tioublesomc ailment the piles.
He says there was some pain in
the sides and back and a sense of
fulness on tho right side, as though
tho liver weie enlarging, which
proved to be the terrible fact.
The secretions fiom tho kidneys
would be scanty and high-coloured,
witli a kind of gritty or s.tndy
deposit after standing.
These things had troubled Mr.
Richold a long time, and after his
fall in the street he clearly perceived
that the fit of giddiness was nothing
more than s. sign of the eteadly
and deadly advance of the complaint,
which began in digestion and dys
pepsia. His story of how he went
from one physician to another in
scai ch of a cure that his wife and
little ones might not eomo to want is
Yery pathetic and touching. Finally
he became too ill to keep bis situa
tion and had to give it up. This
was a sad calamity. He was appall-,
ed to think how he should be able to
live. But God raised up friends
who helped to keep the wolf from
the door. He then went to the sea
side at Walton-on-the-Naze, but
neither tho change, nor the phy
sicians who treated him there, did
any good. All being without avail
he visited London, with a 6ort of
vaguo hope that somo advantage
might happen to him in the metro
polis. This was in October, 1885.
IIow wonderful, indeed, are tho
ways of Providence, which dashes
down our highest hopes and then
helps us when we least expect it.
While in London he stated his con
dition to a fiicnd, who stiongly ad
vised him to try a medicino which he
called Mother Seirel's Curative
Syrvp, saying it was genuino and
honest, and often cured when every
thing else hail-failed. lie bought
a bottle of a chemist iu Pimlico, and
began using it accoiding to the di
rections. He did this without faith
or'hope, and tho public, may there
fore judge of his surpiise and plea
sure when after taking a few doses
he felt great relief. He could cat
better ; his food distressed him less ;
the symptoms we haye named abated ;
the daik spots which had floated
before his eyes liko smuts of soot,
gradually disappeared, and his
strength increased. Before this
timo his knees would knock together
whenever be tried to wallC So en
couraged a as he now that he kept
on using Mother Seigel's OuMjive
Syrup until it ended in completely
cut ing him. V
Iu speaking of his wonderful re
covery Mr. Richold says it made
him think of poor Robinson Crusoe,
and his deliverance fioin captivity
ou his island iu the sea; mid added,
"But for Mother Soigel's Curative
Syrup tho glass would now bo
glowing over my grave."
Our readers can rest assuied of
of tho strict truth of all the state
ments in tliis most remorkable case,
as Mr. Richold (now residing at
Swiss Cottage, Walton-on-the-Nazo)
belongs to ono of tho oldest and
most respected families in tho beau
tiful Milage of Long Mclford,
Suffolk, and his personal character
is attested by so high an authority
as tho Rey. C. J, Martyn, rector
of that paiish, besides other excel
lent names. We have deemed tho
case of such inportanco to the pub
lic as to justify us in giving this
short account of it iu our columns,