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THE DAILY BULLETIN, FEBRUARY 22, 1895.
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Two Good Irish Storiu's. '
A Protestant magistrate onco bad '
a little waif of an Irish boy brought i
before him for bouio trifling mis-1
demeanor. Wishing to ascertain '
how much tho child comprehended i
of his duty to God and his neigh-
bor, he asked him if ho could say i
his prayers. Tho boy promptly re-1
noated tho Lord's prayer, and
further volunteered that ho could
I Bay tho "Hail Mary." Tho magis-'
trate testily replied that ho did not
want to hoar that, but requested
him to repeat tho Creed. The child,
much frightened, began to do so,
but when lie came to the clnuse,
"Born of tho Virgiu Mary," ho stop
ped short, and anxiously said.
"1'lease, yer worship, she's turned
up again, and what am I to dot"
A tourist was being driven over a
part of tho country iu Ireland whoro
his infernal majesty appeared to
1 have given his name to all the ob
jects of iuterot in the locality, for
there was the Devil's bridgo, tho
Dovil'a cauldron, tho Devil's glen,
otc. Said tho traveler; "The devil
seems to bo tho greatest landowner '
, in theso parts!" "Ah, sure, your
honor," replied the jarvey, "that is
so, but ho lives in England. I think
1 he's what they call an absentee laud
lord in Ireland." London GtnlU-woman.
John Smith, WItnoas
is a fair and comprehensive
example of a cheap and un-
contercd lens. You think you get the same amount of relief
from a cheap glass, because it may have the same amount of
refractive power as tho more costly. See where tho above
lens focuses. See the scattering of rays. Ah much spheri
cal aberration in such glasses as there is aberration of tho
mind in an insane person ; yet this is the general run of
glasses you buy chi ap. How long will your sensitive eye
stand this strain? Why, until they arc ruined entirely. Can
you afford to wear such glat-sef, simply becuuso they cost
you a little less than the perfect? No, a thousand times, No.
You could not if they were given you with a bonus. AVe
will not sell fetich glasses; would not be guilty of giving
them away. Hut we guarantee to fit every manner of com
plicated case with the proper and correctly ground glass, and
to give perfect satisfaction.
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MUrUAL TELE. 407
Good health you cannot have with
out pure blood. If you feel tired,
wink, worn-out or run down from
hard work, brought on by an impover
ished condition of the blood or low
stato of the system, you should take
Hood'fl Sarsaparilla. Tho peculiar
toning, purifying und vitalizing quali
ties of this medicino are sent throughout
tho entire system, expelling disease
and giving a quick and healthy action
to every organ. It tones tho stoinuch,
creates an appetite and rouses tho liver
and kidneys. In fact, it invigorates
tho nervous system, tones tho diges
tion and imparts now lifo and energy.
Mrs. E. II. Crouch of Lebanon, Oregon,
hat been a sufferer from Indigestion
and other ailments above mentioned.
Her interesting letter regarding her
racccss with Hood's Sarsaparilla and
&lso that of others iu her neighbor-
also liver complaint and indigestion. I
had that tired feeling and doctored for
my troubles without success. Ono year
ago I gave. Hood's Sarsaparilla a trial. I
havo not been without a supply of tho
medicine from that time.
It Rollcvod Mo Wonderfully
and now when I feet the least uncnidncjti I
resort to Hood's Sariaparllla and It always
give me immediate, relief. I could not
do without it, and several of my neighbors
havo used it on my recommendation and
havo found it an excellent medicine. In
several cases it has dono them good after all
Other Medicines Had Failed.
I am also highly pleased with tho effects
of Hood's Pills and would roconimcnd
them in connection with Ilood's Sarsapa
rilla. Together they givo tho grandest re
sults, as previously I was very nervous
Tho nttornoy thought tho witness
was a plumb born idiot and pro
ceeded accordingly. "Did you say
your naino was John Smith?" ho
asked. "Yes, sir," roplied tho wit
ness politely. "That's au odd name,
isn't ill" "I don't know as to that.
I guess it's hbout as ovou as most of
them." "Um how old aro you!"
"Tweuty-six, goiu' on 27." "You nro
going on 27, aro youl" "I guess so,
Leastways, I an't goin' away from
it." "Where do you live!" "At
homo." This nottled tho lawyer.
"Woll," ho asked, "do jou know
what 1 would do if I were youl''
"Yes, sir," replied tho witness so
promptly that the lawyer almost
ff.SMfiSftSS ARTIFICIAL FERTILIZERS
you tuiuk i am," ami too court ,
quelled tho consequent disturbance. !
Detroit Free Press.
PACIFIC GUANO & FERTILIZER CO.
G. N. WII.COX President.
J. V. HAUKKEM) Vice-President.
T. MAY Auditor.
E. SUUll Secretary acd Treasurer.
' OUR NEW WORKS AT KALIHI being complotod, wo aro now ready
to Furnish all kinds of
ALSO KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND
hood should bo read by every sufferer
with similar complaints.
" Lebanon, Oregon, July 20,1891.
'C. I. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass.:
"Dear Sirs: I am glad to stato that
Ilood's Sarsaparilla has dono mo a groat
deal of good. I was subject to pains
In ray sldo and around my heart,
Hood's Pills cure Naiuea, Blck lleadacho,
UkUfeiUon, UlUouiDOts. Bold by all drofglits.
and bad frequent dUty spells ond head
aches. I cannot praiso Hood's Sarsapa
rilla too much for tho benefit it has been
tome." MB8.E.B. Crouch.
N. B. If yon docldo to tako Hood's Bar
saparilla do not bo induced to buy any
other. Remember, Hood's Sarsaparilla
Cures. Is it not the medicino for you T
Hood's Pills aro tho bet famllr catharUo
and llrer medicine, Ilarrnlcsjs, reliably, sure.
HOBRON DRUG COMPANY, WUOLHSALE AGENTS.
W. W. AHANA, zFoare 3il3s:.
Bogllsb, Scotch and American Goods,
Style and Kit Uunrmitetxl.
Uleaning & Repairing
Hntnal Tele. 668. P. 0. Box 144.
Fino Casslmoros, Serges,
White Linens, Etc.
Suits Made to Order
ON SHORT NOTICE.
CLEANING, DYEING & REPAIRING
0. AKIMA, - - 40 Nuuanu Street.
M. T. DONNELL,
rATENTEE AND SOLE MANUFACTURER
New Patented Poi Strainer
The business of the country is
settling into its former groove. Our
gentlemanly driver has returned
From his vacation, tho cows iu tho
fiasturo switch flies instead of but
ets with their tails and the cream is
richer in consequence. We believe
wo havo satisfied ovorv one of our
customers who havo taken milk from
' us and wo aro in a position to sup
! ply a great mauy more. The people
I who from choice or iiecossity visited
' Waialao duriug tho past two eeks
I have had ou opportunity to see just
what sort of diet our stock foods
I upon, aud no longer wonder at tho
j riehuess of tho milk from our dairy.
I Our facilities for dolivery aro tho
best. With the exception of a day
or two early in tbo late unpleasant
ness our drivers have always boon
on time at our customers' residences.
Wo tako this opportunity to thauk
those who havo been patient with us
and to solicit a continuance of their
Eatronago. Wo will bo pleased to
11 all orders telephoned to us and
guarantee all milk to be pure and
freo from adulteration.
Tiie WAIALAB RAtfCH.
Woman: "That rocking chair you i
sola me is a fraud." beconu-nauu
dealer: "How's datT" "The rockers
are not even, and, as you rock, it
keeps moving sideways all over tho
room." "Meiu craciousT I haf made
, a meestako, und sent you von new
patont carpet rockor, varranted nod '
, to vear out do carpet all in von I
place. Dot kind costs $2 more."
1 "Huh I Well, it's your mistake, aud
I won't pay the $2, and I won't i
send it back to there." New York
A Rocommondatlon From Los An- ,
G32 Castelar St., Los Anoeles, Cal.
Aftor having suffered for a long )
timo from acute rheumatism without
obtaiuiug relief, I used Chamber
lain's Fain Balm and was almost iin-1
mediately rolieved. I highly rocom-1
mend this as tho best medicine
known. D. M. Hamilton. For sale
i by Benson, Smith & Co., Agents for i
1 tho Hawaiian Islands.
' ADMINISTBATOB'S NOTICE.
rpHK UNDERSIGNED HAVING U1C-
I JL celved Letters of Administration f
the EitalH of Henri U. McGrew, heieby
makei demand upon all persons having
I property belonging io m'rt Kstnte tode-
I liver ssine to him. Notho is also hereby I
I given to all creditor of thn deceased to
present th-Ir cUiIii'u duly millioiulcat'il
, w tit i ti Ix mouths from this dot. I
J. O. (1AUTEU, J
Admlnlstra'or, aiw Merchant st'tei.
' Honolulu, Jan. 21, 1M l2lt-lm
Pacific Guano, Potash, Nitrate of Soda,
Sulphate of Ammonia, Calcined Fertilizer Salts,
Etc., Ete., Etc, Etc.
H" Special attention given to Analysis of Soils by oar Agricultural Ohemlst.
All Goods are guaranteed in every retpect.
gtW For further particulars apply to
Pacific G-uauo & Fertilizer Co.,
"tOO-lm Dtt. W. AVRRDAM, Manaaer.
National Cane Shredder
PATENTED UNDER THE LAWS OF THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS.
Consolidated Soda Water Co,, L'd
Cor. Allan I Port Sis., OodoIuId.
HOMifSTWR A' :o..
All Orders or Coniiiiiiiilo'itlonu
addressed to E. 0. Hall & Son, IA1.,
iwho have thorn on sale), or U M. T,
Jonuell, will reculve prompt attention.
BACK AGAIN TO WORE.
Is scaln prepared to repair Garden Hoso,
Sprinklers, Water Tap, et-. baw FIIIiik
and all kinds of Tools eluryened, inclnd
iin; (IdrylriK Knives ntm Bclh.ora: Lawn
Mowerna t'peclaitr: alro BnttltiR Glass: in
fart all kinds of Jobbing. Wort called for
mid returned itmK up 1G2 Mutual Tele,
phono any time before ti a. u. 1170ti
HONOLULU IRON W0KK8 OO.
AT THi: ANNOAI. MEETING OK
this Company hold nt tho Ulllce of
Theo. II. Uuvies & Co , L'd , on the 4th
Instant, tho following 'Wllcers were elected
for the cnaulni; year, viz.:
President . . ., Thcu II Davics,
Vice l'roslilont 1 M. Swanzv,
Treasurer W. H. Ualril,
Secretary E. W. Holdsworth,
Auditor T. 11. Keyworth
II. W. HOLDSWORTH,
Honolulu, Feb. 10, 1MW. I'.il7-3t
AT A MEETING OF THE SHAKE,
holders of Oahtlk it Coiikk. I.imiteii
held at tholroillco this day, lly-iiiws wero
adopted nucl the following additional olll
cors were elected as rsvlucd therein:
Geo 1 Castlo Vlce-l'rf sldot t.
J. It. (.'jbtlu Auditor
Tlio dfllfurs f tha roriiorntlon.Vlionl o
conttltute the lioird ol I)i oct'ir', are now
J. . Atherton President,
0. P. 'Ratio Viee-1'resldnit,
E I). Tcnnoy Secretary,
W A. lluwuu Treas'irer,
J. 11 t'ustle ' Auditor.
E. T. TKNNEV.
b'ecreinry Cahtle it t'ooko, 1d.
Honolu'it, 11. 1 , Feb. 3?i, 1803. 120S-1W
Mr. John A. Scott, Manager of tlio Hilo Sugar Company, gives tho follow
ing womlorful record of tlio working of tho NATIONAL CANE SIIRED
DEH, which was orectcil hy thuir works ut tho conmioncomcnt of tho crop
" During tlio past wcok tho Hilo Sugar Company's mill exceeded any of
its former records by closing tlio 125 hours grinding witli an output of 300
tons. Thin is fully 10 percent more than tho best work of former years.
"Tito three roller mill boing 2(1 in. by CI iu. aud tlio two roller mill 30 in.
by 60 in, '1 ho first mill doing this amount of work in an efficient manner
and with great easo, compared with work on wholo cano, owing to thorough
preparation of tho cano by tho National Cano Shredder, iccently erected by
"And by its uso tho extraction lias been increased from 3 porcent to 5 per
cent on all kinds of cano, and in somo ensos 80 porcent has boon rcachod;
tlio average boing 75 to 78 percent, according to quality.
" I contiuuo to find tlio megass from shredded cano hotter fuel than from
"Tlio shredder lias been working day and night for seven months and has
given mo entiro satisfaction, having shredded during that timo about sovonty
thousand tons of cane, and a largo part of it being hard ratoons.
"Tlio shreddor und engino require vory littl caro or attontion."
gflFTlans and specifications, of these Shrcddors may bo scon at tho office of
WM. G. IRWIN & CO., L'd..
Bolt Agent for the JTouniinn litnncli.
Ed. Hoifschlaeger & Co. ::
"Household" Sowing Machines,
Hand Stwlng Machines, with all the latest Improvements.
Westertnayer's Cottage Pianos.
Patlor Organs, Guitars, and ottinr Instrument.
:-: King and Bethel Streets.