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EVENING BULLETIN, SEPTEMBER 9, 1895.
SQUIIIS imOM THE CALL,.
-: For Sale Only by tho t-
HOLLISTER DRUG CO-
C5S3 Fort Stieet.
"W"e have the besT
If you will oxamino our stock of
You will agroo that for
They Stand Unequalled
, 2T0ur Goods received by vessels just from tho Coast aro artistio
in the minutest detail.
AN INSPECTION INVITED.
ORDWAY & PORTER,
HOTEL ST., ROBINSON BLOCK
New Goods! New Goods! New Goods!
BY EACH STEAMER FROM THE COAST
All Delicacies in Our Line.
A complete line of staple ana fancy groceries, aB low as the lowost.
Island orders solicited.
LEWIS & CO.,
Telephone No. 240.
P. 0. Box 297
Mew Furniture !
... A LARGE ASSORTMENT OP . . .
fop Roll and Other Office Desks
, , Which we avo soiling at prices unheard of ,
HOPP & CO.,
Editor Sliortrltlire on l'lllbiiMtom and
IluwnUnii A An Ira.
Tho filibusters Boem to bo a
bad oaso of full o' bluster.
It is harder to inako a sonsa
tion out of Hawaiian filibusters
than to mako a whistlo of a pig's
The Hawaiian Presidont is said
to bo writing a book ontitlod
"Whiekory Tulos of tho Dolorous
Tho Hawaiian filibuster is stalk
ing tho Puoifio Coast, breathing
fire and stnoko and groaning liko
Tho Hawaiian ''filibuster" bus
bocomo a more thrilling object of
interost on tho Puoifio Coast than
tho soa serpent on tho Atlantic.
It must bo costing Prosident
Dole a protty sum to maintain a
literary bureau devoted to tho
manufacture of filibuster ghost
Before wo shako hands with a
trusted friend it might bo wiso
hereafter to take him into a so
oluded cornor, hypnotize him and
discover if ho is a Hawaiian fili
buster." If sensational nowspaporawhioh
are working to strengthen the
Provisional Government of Ha
waii by publishing filibuBtoryarns
are not recoiving liberal pay for
their services they aro neglecting
a golden opportunity.
The thunder of the tramping
hordes of Hawaiian "filibusters,"
who are alleged to bo topbooting,
swashbuckling and swearing from
ono end of the Pacific Coast to
tho othor, drowns the roar of tho
soa and the squeaks of tho Un
If tho ontorprisinc centlomon
who aro working a section of the
local press to secure fame as con
spirators organizing a sohomo to
enpturo tho Hawaiian Islands aro
not pluying for a luorativo posi
tion in a dime musoum wo fear
that we overrate their shrondnoss.
tto 74: King Street,
Honolulu, II; I.
I. nil y.
A short, broud-neokod young
nuan with hair tho color of a
parsnip and tho honest sunburn
of tho corijfiold on his face and
hands, walked irfo tho oflice of a
Dotroit hotel one night last week
and wrote on tho register in a
largo and scrawly hand:
Jonas Beboo and ludy, Michi
gan." "She's your wifo, I supposo V
queried tho clerk as he looked at
"You bet ! Bin my birdio since
9 o'clock this morning !"
"Then you'd better put her
down as your wife.''
"Joss as you say,"repliod Jonas,
and ho took tho pen und made
tho ontry to read:
"Jonas Beboe and wifo, who is
"She's u lady, is she?" growled
tho olork us ho scanned tho now
"You kin bot your last dollar
she is," heartily exclaimed tho
now-made husband. "Yes, air,
you kin gamblo your last shilling
that she's a lady from tip to toe.
Is that ontry all right now?"
"Yos, it'll do, I guess."
"Then gimmo a room and a
durned good ono, too, and wo
wnnt beefsteak and mashed 'tutors
fur supper. Yea, sir, she's a real
lady, Sarah is, and that's how I
cum to full in lovo with her.
Took hor to a picnio, and while
every other blamod woman ate
punkin pio out of their hands Bho
put hern on a chip and used a
sliver fur a spoon ! You bot she's
a lady, and if you kotoh htr put
tin' her knife in hor mouth at
the table I'll slap $2 on tho bill
and nevor say a word.'' Detroit
Wanted tli Germ Roturnad,
"Sir!" saidsho to ho, indignant
ly, "just you put that back right
where you got itl"
"Indeed!" romarked the baoil
Iub to himself, "this is a surpriso.
I had no idea sho would miss mo."
"Has Smith's now poem got
anything in it?"
"Good! Givo it a nico position
top column, noxt to roading
Big Cleaane Sale !
Monday, Sept. 2nd, 1895.
Clerks aro now busy marking goods down to bedrock; watch
this column and note from time to time the prices that
I intend to soil goods for during tho month
Don't Forget tlio Date,
Monday, Sept, 2, 1895.
Goods Marked in Plain Figures!
WATCH OUR WINDOWS.
11.11 V III
BIB FOHT STREET.
FAMILY BEEF BY THE POUND,
FAMILY PORK BY THE POUND,
NEW POTATOES AND NEW ONIONS,
HORSE RADISH IN BOTTLES
BLOCK BUTTER, INDIAN CHUTNEY.
Lincoln Block, King stroet. - - . Tnlnnn 110
I W AAV,
J. S. WALKER
EOYAL INSURANCE COMPANY, LIVERPOOL
ALLIANCE ASSURANCE COMPANY OF LONDON,
ALLANOEMARINE & GEN. ASSURANCE CO. OP LONDON
SUN INSURANCE COMPANY, SAN FRANCISCO. JjUiN1JON
WILHELMA OF MAGDEBURG GENERAL 1NSURANOF rn
NORTHWESTERN M. LIFE INS. CO., MILWAUKEE
SUN LIFE INS. CO. OF CANADA,
LIFE, FIRE and MARINE RISKS,
TAKEN at REASONABLE RATES.
Rooms 12 SPREOKELS BLOCK
Honolulu, H. I,
noxt to Lucas' Mill
Drays, Carts and
For PULLING UP Trees
HUSTACE & CO-
WOOD, AND COAL.
Also White and Black Sand
at tho very lowest market
rates. Tolphono No. 414.
LUST SING- KEE,
PLUMBER AND TIN SMITH.
403 Hotel stroot, Honolulu.
A. V. GEAR
ACCOUNTANT AND GENERAL
C3'tf 600 King St.
GONSALVES & CO,
WHOLESALE GROCERS AND
225 Quoon stroot, Honolulu. H. I.
The popular Soasido Resort for
ladios and children. Good ac
commodation. W. S. BARTLETT.
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Principal Parts of the World,
Transact a General Banking;
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