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EVENING BULLETIN, MAY 18, 189G.
;i,ni: a katijiiai. mistake.
Tlie Elephant Rend Arlcl't lut Found
the Wrong Shop.
"Speakiu' about animals, to iny
experience tho olophant is tho
smartest of tho whole caboodle,"
Baid' tho ex-cqqVdsm'an. .'T ro
inembor back in 'G9, when I was
with Barnum, olo Emperor show
ed ono day ho could rend."
"Oh, como off." ..
"I won't como off, neither. And
I'll prove it to yon in about two
minutes: Well, as I was sayin',
tho old fellow cot into a scrap
with tho royul Bongal tigor, and
'foro wo could got 'em separ
ated Jjo got, his trunk putty bndly
clawed up.Aftfr thn scrimmngowiiB
ovor Enip'ror ho breuks looso aud
slarld down street on tho dead run.
'He's goiu' wild', somebody hol
lers. 'Don't you boliovo it,' says
I. 'Naw, whero do you supposd
that there elephant wont to ?"
"Went Gtrnight to tho surgeon's,
I suppose. Say, can't you get up
a hotter yarn "
"Naw. no didn't go to tho
surgeon's, neither. Ho wont
straight to a littlo portmanteau
shop which had tho sign out that
said: 'Trunks repaired while,
youwait.' Of course ho had made
a mistako, but what do you expect
of a poor dumb bruto ?" Tid
If your pictures aro hung with
brass wire, tako them down bo
fore thoy fall and put on th6 pro
por kind, which you can got at
King Bros., Hotel St. '
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JQv. Address I. O. Box 307, Honolulu,
or call at tho I. X. L. Storo, cornor King
and Nuuanu streots.
For Family Use!
Just Received, ex "C. O. Funk," a cargo of
Wellington, Dep&nta B&iJ, (Joal
Which is offered in quantities to suit,
2240 lbs. to the Ton.
HTJSTACE & CO.
WOOD AND COIL
Also White, nnd Black Snnd
nt tho very lowest nmrlcofc
ratofl. Tolphono No, 414,
Taallnirering with Ttarot, T.nnit or Wtrtlnj Dlw
noniKACiUrrti.ScrofnU, Athm, or.Nerrotii DtlU
Wi'!ftiT,ll ftojnj nmptt botti of Iljfc OOK
MR CHOCOLATE SMULfltOIL for trial. Cll
ttortof Hoitinrr Tmm c , Honolulu, II. I. ltu
(urintced u I'tUubfe u Ml or llomr.
Scottish Union and Na
tional Insurance Co,
T"E TJNDEItSIQNIID HAS KECEIVKD
j the uppuiutmcnt of Agont fur thu Iln
iwatlitn Inlands of tho above 'Compnny,
whliW Is one of Iho strongest 'iltmnciiilly in
the world, atid is prepared to tnko risks at
the regular rates.
Capital - $30,000,000.
Total ASSctS, $4 .,37 '2.606.
JOHN S. WALKER.
General Manager of
The Equitable Life Assurance Society
Of the United States for the Hawaiian
Orrcnt Merchant street, Honolaln.
ATLAS -:-ASSURANCE-:- COMPANY
Assets, - - - $10,000,000.
H. W. Schmidt & Sons,
Agonts for tho Hawaiian Islands.
Dr. W. L. Moore
Special attention given to diseases of tho
cyo and car.
Office hours j j
Waianuenuo Ave. near Court Hose. 63-tf
:- Dr. Bussel, -:
Oflico, Masonic Building,
nours: : 0-11 am, 3-5 pm. : Telephone 4S4.
Geo. H. Huddy
Foot Stkect, opp. Catiiouo Mission.
Hours from 0 a.m. to 4 p.m.
a. a wll, d! Id. s.,
Hotel Btrcot, Arlington Cottago.
DR. JENNIE L HILDEBRAND,
Office: Corner of Fort andBootania
Office Hours: 0 to II a. m,, I to 4 p. m,
Sundays, 0 to 10 a. in.
I. MORI, M. D.,
OfficG, Fort Street, near Borotnnia.
Residence, Arlington Hotel.
Hours: 7 to 8:30 urn; 4 to 8:30 p m; Sat
urday nnd Sunday, L to 5 p m. Tel. 630.
GEORGE A. DAVIS
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Honolulu, If. I.
tar Offlco : 114 aterchani street.
GILBERT F. LITTLE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
A. V. GKEAR.'
Telephoue 850, :
,: No, COO, King St.
TYPEWRITING AND COPYING,
jtuss nr. v. i.i:nEiti:it.
Ovfice: Hawaiian Abstract and Title
Company, corner Fort and
At WAIKIK1 on car lino nnd on PA-
LAMA UOAT) nenr Fertilizing
These lots aro Very Cheap and Sold
on Easy Terms,
Desirnlilo Aoro ThicIh noiir tho city mid
othor Properties for unlo.
nitUOK, WAItlNO AS CO.,
UoiilurH in IitH nnd LmulH,
HOI) Fort Ktri'tit. near Kinu.
Tului'IIOnu 007. P, 0. liox H'Jl, I
DO YOU LIKE CUEEY?
TRUE INDIAN CURRY
NOT THE STUFF USUALLY SOLD AS CURRY
Curry Powder as made by us is prepared after tho Original
Recipe from tho Purest Ingredients.
3r TRY IT OISTOJEfl
EITERy i MAN I HIS i OWN I HORSE I TJOCTDR.
CELEBRATED -:- LIVE -:- STOCK -:- KEMEDIES
ron "rus curb or diseases or
HORSES, OATTWJ, SHEEP, DOSS, SWING AND POULTaY.
, i ALSO
Tho marvolouB hair romody which provonts
n-is Azix,i3sra- out.
EOR SALE BY
Solo Agent, Honolulu,
J3f Neat pamphlet free on application. V. O. Box 2D3,- Telephone 29,
IIotfoMJUJ, April 21, 180(5)
Mr. 0. V. Macpaiilajje: It affords mo plcasnro to rocommond, to any ono whoso hair
is (alliiiR out, tho use of I)K. POTriE'Js 11 tilt OIL. My hair was comiuR out at such
a ratoaslodmo to tcliovethntl would soon becomobald. Aftor using tho oil for fivo weeks
this ceased entirely; nono whatever is now falling out. I consider it tho best and only
wormy romeuy lor mis irouuio ana niso rooommenu it as a sumuiani to new rtowiu.
lBrt-tf Yonra truly, J. P. DANIELS.
H. HACKFELD & CO.
H. HACKFELD & CO.
DID YOU EVER .
Eat BACON that was good as Turkey ? That's
tho kind wo havo. Also,
CHOICE HAMS, OREGON POTATOES,
Yollow Turnips, Smoked Beef,
Choice Block Butter, Kits Creamery Butter,
Eresh Dates, Cereals,
And a General Assortment of Standard Goods at Lowest
Jig Try Our Oyojer pem Crackers, Just the Thing for Soup, "Wd
i SMITHS Cfi
'ir !-a yes & iJ u
W Mtl I IU ai
is ono of tho most pleasant forms in which tho
. virtues of Malt Extract may be obtained. It iB 'f
pleasant to take, and is agreeable to th most ' &)
delicate stomach. It is tho Ideal form of a
Malt Extract, containing, as it docs, lcs3 than
two per cent of Alcohol and over fourteen por ,
cent of tho Mult extractive matter. Tnoro are
cases on record whero patients have gained .
seven pounds in ono week by tho use of Malt
Nutrino. Tho most eminent physicians recom
mend it in preference to any other. Malt ITuLi ino
is mado at tho brewery of the Anhcusor-Iiusoh
Browing Association, St. Louis, Mo., one of tho
largest and most famous breweries in the ..v,T!d,
whore there is every facility for producing tho
very best. Eor sale by tho
HOLLISTER DRUG CO., '
523 Fort Street.
I'm a Jandy but Tin no Dwle.
Telephone 340. Ill Fort
J. S. WALKER,
EOYAL INSURANCE COMPANY, LIVERPOOL,
ALLIANCE ASSURANCE COMPANY OP LONDON,
ALLANOE MARINE & GEN. ASSURANCE CO. OF LONDON
SUN INSURANCE COMPANY, SAN FRANCISCO.
WILHELMA OF MAGDEBURG GENERAL INSURANCE COI
NORTHWESTERN M. LIFE INS. CO., MILWAUKEE,
SUN LIFE INS. CO. OF CANADA ,
LIFE, FIRE and MARINE RISKS,
TAKEN at REASONABLE RATES.
Rooms 12 SPREOKELS BLOCK Honolulu, H.11.
r- AT THE:-,
Gitv Furniture Store,
(Comer ol Fort and Bcrctanla Btrcote.)
Just received Ex. Bk. Albert an assortment of
JtCIiiJbJJLJ A-'UJttJNi'X'UjK.E. nq
H.H. WILLIAMS, (Manager)
. Undertnkor nnd Embalmor
H. E. McINTYRE & BRO.,
IMrORTBUS AND i)KALEH8 IN
Groceries, Provisions and Teed.
Now Goodrf lUct'lvod y Kvory l'acliet from tho Iutfm Htntcn mul Europo
FRESH CALIFORNIA TRODUOIC BY EVERY BTEAMEEJ
All Ordum (alllifnlly nttondod lo nnd (loods Dcllyercd to any l
l'urt of tho Oity FJIKK,
IHUNU OlUIIIUl BOLIOITCU, BATI8rACTI0H QoinANTiii
lUH'r COHNEU irOIlT AND KINQ 8THEJfl"H, ,r
. . . . . f
Solo Agents for the Islands.
LEWIS & CO.
Are having a big rush
. for their .
Hams & Bacon.
B3? Catch on or you will
get left. -
Street. P. O. Box 147.
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