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EVENING BULLETIN, JULY G, 189G.
SHE WOULD NOT TALK."
JJnt the Iteportcr llciml All About tlm
Trouble In Tin Can Court.
Thoro had boon troublo of somo kind
In tho tenement houso dignified by tho
nnino of Tin Can Court, and a reporter
bad called on n certain Mrs. McSulfiln,
who, ho had been told, know all about it.
"Yog," eho said, "I do know nil
about it, but I proposo to keep what I
know to mysolf , miles') I'm subpajnaed
to appear in regular court, and tlicn I'd
bo obliged to tell, but until that timo
comes I havo nothing to Bay, for I know
just how easy It is for ouo to got into
troublo by letting ono's tonguo run
when it's better to havo been still, and
I ain't ono to wako troublo in tho court
anyhow, for tho land knows thcro's
.plenty to do it without mo, and if soino
of that troublo making class know, ns
I know, that it was Mrs. Billkins who
began tho fuss with Mrs. Cratty by
passing insinuations on Mrs. Cratty's
daughter Maudle, becauso her young
man up and jilted her for Mng Murphy,
tho young lady as is tablo girl at Pat
Doohm's restaurant I say that If ccr
tain persons I might mention but won't,
knowed this they'd up nud blab it fast
enough, but I ain't ono o' that kind,
Mrs. Cratty being a good friend o' mlno
nud a perfect lady, if sho did hit Mrs.
Billkins over tho head with a beer hot
tlo, as who could blamo hor when Mrs.
Billkinfl said what sho did about Mrs.
Cratty's own flesh and blood? I've noth
ing agin Mrs. Billkins, and many tho
drawin of tea I'vo loaned her and am
ready to do it ng'ln, but I can't say
that I'm so very sorry sho got tho worbt
of it when sho como at Mrs. Cratty
with a fire shovel. I nin't ono to ap
provo o' ladios fightln, and I novor fit
any ono in my hfo, but I did admlro
tho way Mrs. Cratty handled Mrs. Bill
kins, and Mrs. Cratty a llttlo mito of a
woman, not bigger 'u a pound of soap,
nud it proved what I'vo always said,
that theso llttlo, palo, blno eyed, light
haired and light Complected women was
nwful when yon onco got 'cm started.
If tho patrol wagon hadn't como juBt
when it did, I'm thlukiu it'd gono a
good deal worso than It did with Mrs.
Billkins. But, then, I'vo nothing to
sny about tho matter unless it comes In
to court. If others in this tenement
wont to get into troublo talkin 'bout tho
affair, they kin. Tho tortures of tho in
quisition couldn't draw a word about it
from ma" Now York World.
A "Welcome" Spoiled.
On ono of General Grant's visits to
tho City of Mexico In tho early eight
ies, tho city, not wishing .to bo out
dono by tho other capitals or tho world
in its treatment of tho great hero, us
elgued him quarters in tho Miucriu,
erected a triumphal arch, displaying
tno word "Welcomo" In largo letters,
and proparcd an elaborate) banquet in
To meet tho expenses of tho feast, so
tho story goes it was n way they had
of doing things thoro then tho city
withheld ouo day's pay from tho police
Tho day after tho banquet a police
man was stnnding beneath tho trium
phal arch gazing thoughtfully up at it.
Tho breezes had taken somo liberties
with It, but tho principal damage dono
to It was tho removal of tho first letter
of tho word "Welcomo," thus turniug
it, with a llttlo stretch of tho imagina
tion, into Spanish.
At last tho policeman gavo uttcranco
to his thoughts by reading aloud tho in
scription as it then stood and comment
ing upon it.
"El como, " ho rend. "Si sonor. Quo
car-r-r-ambal Pero nosotros pagamos. "
(Ho cats. Oh, yes. Plaguo tako himl
But wo pay for it. ) Youth's Compan
ion. The Kw Cook.
"Our new cook," remarked Mr.
Binglcs, "is apparently nu Episcopa
lian." J Mrs. Binglcs botray'cd an uncommon
interest in his remarks.
"What makes you think that, John?"
' "Sho has dono tho things sho ought
not to havo dono, and has left undouo
tho things sho ought to liuvo dono. "
And Mr. Binglcs cut savagely into
tho overcooked steak and angrily ex
plored tho half fried potatoes for a bit
of brown. Chicago Tribune.
An Unfair Atlvnutago.
"It's real mean," sold tho amazon
indignantly. "Thero ought to bo somo
sort of restriction to prevent such a
thing in oivilizcd warfare. "
"What do yon mean?"
"Ono of tho scouts has just como hi.
Sho reports that tho enemy Is making
arrangements to uso trained miool"
On the ModUte Plnn.
"Lomrao see, " calculated Mr. Philip
Tank, ' 'us near as I cau flguro it, I only
paid $11 for tho whisky nud $C8 nt tho
hospital. It reminds mo of ouo of your
dresses. " t
" Why, dear?" asked his wifo.
"Tho tremens cost somuchmoro than
tho goods." Cincinnati Enquirer.
lie Could Not lie.
Campaign Munager Tills man
Squcers says ho's u friend of yours.
Presidential Candidate A friend I I
should say not. Why, that follow asked
mo what my views wero on tho silver
question I Truth.
The Ileal Victims.
'This constant piano practico is a
'vcrysou'ro strain on tho nerves," sho
Bald. itli a siirh.
J "So I'vo hoard tho neighbors Bay,"
ho replied. Chloago Post.
Tho Columbia rivor fishormon's
B'.riko is ended.
ToalUnffrrlnit with Throat, I.nnuor WtMltur Dlfeiw
WoinachCtrrh,Scrofol, Athm, or Nerrom itebll.
l'.tc.i ""I b ln Mmrla bottle of UK. OOll.
DIN H CHOCOLATE EMULSION for trim. Call
itoraof IlnLiiiTrn Drag (,o, Honolulu, 11. I. "ItU
SuruiUttl u riUt&ski M Mills or noisy.
Gonornl Manager of
The Equitablo Life Assuranco Society
Oi tho United Btntoi for tho Hawaiian
Otvoni Merchant street, Honolulu.
I -. T MM I . .
ATLAS -'.-ASSURANCE-:- COMPANY
Assets, - - - $10,000,000.
H. W. SCHMIDT & 80N9,
Agents for tho Hawaiian Inlands.
Dr. W. L. Moore
Special attention given to diseases of the
cjro and car.
1 3 to 4 pm.
Vfrdanuonuo Avo. near Court IIoUBe. f63-tf
:- Dr. Russel, -:
Office, jMasonio Building.
Hours: : 0-U am, 8-5 pm. : TelcpUono 484.
Residence, Telephone 070,
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Foot Street, opi Catholic Mission
Hours from 0 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Dr. C. B. High,
into Philadelphia Dental Ci
Gradunto Philadelphia Dental College,
A. C. WALL, D. D. S.,
Hotel Street, Arlington Cottage.
DR. JENNIE L HILDEBRAND,
OfQco: Corner of Fort nnd Borotania
OfQco Hours: 0 to 11 a. m., 1 to 4 p. m,
Sundays, 9 to 10 a. m.
I. MORI, M. D.,
Office, Fort Street, near Berotaniu.
Residence, Arlington Hotel.
Hours: 7 to 8:30 a m; 4 to 8:30 p m, Sat
urday and Sunday, 1 to 5 p m. Tel. 030.
GEORGE A. DAVIS
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Honolulu, II. I,
83T Ofnco : 111 Merchant street.
GILBERT P. LITTLE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
A. V. GEAR.
Telephone 1'50, : ; : : No. 003, King St.
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...AND THE. .
A RECORD OF BARBARISM
DARKER THAN DARKEST
AFRICA. . . .
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Merchant Street, Honolulu.
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In one vol. Ilalf-Kussinn gilt, 3 DO
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Olaus Spreokels, - - - Vice-President
W. M. Giflhrd, - Seoretnry and Treasurer
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AQEN'Tfl OF TUB
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(Mrs. D'Arcy, Proprietress.)
Terma Reasonable I
Bcretania, near Fort Street.
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The Best Lunch in Town
Tea and Coffee
AT ALIi HOCUS.
THE FINEST BRANDS OF
Cigars and Tobacco
ALWAYS ON HAND.
Eagle -:- House
CURL KLEMME. Proprietor,
Airy, Commodious nnd Newly
Furnished Rooms to Rent
AT GREATLY ItFDUCED IIATHS
At this beautiful place. All modorn conven
fences. XV Tiv'o minutes from tho Post Office.
Cars pass the door.
F. O, BoxflOl,
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T.Kroueo, - - - Irop.
erDfiy 8 2fJ0
Per Week 1200
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The Best of Attoudiiuco, the Best Situa
tionnnd tho Finest Menls in this City
Hotel street, near Fort.
BREAD, PJES and CAKES
Of all kinds.
5" Tho Finest Imported and Home
Tho Elite Ice Cream Parlors
219 IleadqnMters for Island Curios.
0. BREWER & COMPANY, LIMITED,
Quceu street, Honolulu, H.I.
Hawaiian Agricultural Company, Onomea Suear
Company, Iloiiomtt Sugar Company, WalluVu
Suga t Company, Wah Sugar Company, Makee
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II aterhouse, A W Carter, Diioctors,
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TWO GREAT WORKS
111 1 . "
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By tlio leading Colleges and moat noted States
mtn and Writers
Of the World.
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History of America
G- READ A FEW OPINIONS! "1
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By ProfoBBor John R.. NlualoVc.l
Wm. MoKlnley, Governor of Ohio, unys:
"pno of tho most beautiful productions
of tho American press I havo oyer Been."
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op nl Ilia JTI. K.l'liurcli, nil'ftoiirl, nyi
"I have read 'Tho Columbian Historical
Novels' with great ploasuro. Any ono, I
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Address P. 0. Box 307. Honolulu.
or call at tho I. X. L. Store, corner King
and Nuuanu streets.
BRAUNSCHWEIGER - & - CO,
Importers andLIquor Merchants.
No. 5, Dmmm Stroet, - San Francisco.
American Bounno.v Whiskies in Bond per
barrol containing about 40 gallons each
at various prices according to age and
California Grape Brandy in Bond per
barrel of about 40 to 50 gallons.
Also the celebrated Case Willies:
"Extra Pouy" Uourbon Whisky, 12 bottles!
3 gallons per case.
"Bearfirass" Uourbon Whisky, 12 bottles, 2
2-5 gallons nor caso.
"Old I'iouecr" Bourbon Whisky, 12 bottles,
2 2-5 gullous per caso.
"Tennessee White Bye" Whisky, 12 bottlos''
2 2 0 gallons per caso.
CALIFORNIA TOBT WINES, BnEURIES,
Send orders by mail. Satisfaction gua
ranteed, Bratinschweiger & Co.,
Hl-lm No. fi, Bramm streot.
A general stock of Liquors, Ales and
PftESII 1IKKK AUVIYS OX DUAUGIIT.
OUR PORT AND SHERRY,
Are of tho finest and como to ns
direct from Europo
OUR MCBRAYER WHISKEY
Imported straight from Louis
JAMES OLDS, Prop.
Cor. Nuuanu and Ilerotnnla Xt.
T. Ki:VKN, niiiliucor.
COOL FRESH BEER!
On Draught and the Standard Brands ot
FINE WHI8KIE8, BRANDIE8, WINE8 AND
taiili: ciiitrr a simoiai.ty.
KINO AM) NUUANU STUEETI.
The celebrated Entkupwsk
Bi'.eh on Draught and in
la tho disinfectant that the world
Is talkinu about. In tho United
States its merits nro becoming
known. Tho people are using, it.
Purlflno possesses many points In
Its favor over other preparations,
iyaodorlcss, nnd In employing it
ns n'dislnfcctlng orjont, does not
create another odor ns onensUo ns
thnt whlph it subdues. Non
poisonous too. That'B tin advan
tage children will meddle; scr
vnnts misunderstand; then thcro's
troublo. Somo one Is poisoned.
Thoso who use it speak Its praise
In convincing language Here's ouo
in tho University of Michigan.
"Wo uso Purinno nnd find It very
good for deodorizing slnki nnd
boxes, etc., nnd for washlnR spogos
used about subjtctn for direc
tion. W. A. CAMrUCLL,
Demonstrator of Anatomy."
upon you and explain tho merits of "Purifine" and tho "Au
523 Port Street.
I'm a Dandy but I'm no Dude.
Telephone 240. Ill Port
J. S. WALKER,
ROYAL INSURANCE COMPANY, LIVERPOOL,
ALLIANCE ASSURANCE OOMPANY OP LONDON,
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SCOTTISH UNION and NATIONAL INSURANCE CO.,
WILHBLMA OF MAGDEBURG .GENERAL INSURANCE COI
SUN LIFE INS. CO. OP CANADA,
LIPE, FIRE and MARINE RISKS,
TAKEN at REASONABLE RATES.
Booma 12 SPREOKELS BLOCK Honolula, H. i,
r- AT THE:-,
itv Furniture Store,
ivuruur ui run nuu icrciunm sirccis.;
Just rocoiveJ Ex. Bk. Albert e. nssortment of
H. E. McINTYRE & BRO.,
IMPOIITEHS AND i)EALEKS IN
Groceries, Provisions and Feed.
Now Goods Itoccived by Evory Packet from the Eastern States and Europe
FRESH CALIFORNIA PRODUCE BY EVERY STEAMER
AH Ordors faithfully attended to nud Goods Delivered to any
Part ot the City FREE,
Island OnnEns Solicited,
EAST CORNER 3CORT
TELErnoNE 53. a
King Street, near Oahu Railwny & Land Co.'b Depot.
Lumber Morcbants, Contractors and Builders.
IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN
Doors, Sasli, Blinds, Paints, Oil,
Builders' Hardware, Etc., Etc.
Ho ,w0 12
PURIFINE is for salo by
tho IIOLLISTKU DltUQ Co.' in
.25c, 50c, 75c and $1.50 bot
tles. Tho "AUTOMATIC
DISTRIBUTORS" aro for
rental. Our Agents will call
&.--l7 . . .S-TM
EC '"MM h
UK) " '3D
Exclusive Agents for tho Islands.
m LEWIS & CO.
rK Aro having a big rush. v
MR for tbeir 1
sk Hams & Bacoii. M
IS?" Catch on or you will
Street. P. O. Box 147.
H.H. WILLIAMS, (Manager)
Undortnkor nnd Embalmor
-I O. IIOX t43
AND KING STREETS.
B" P. O. Bos 222.
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