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EVENING BULLETIN, JULY 9, 189G.
A Stickler Tor O.rnmnmr.
"Bread, inntlnm, Is nil I nsk," hum
bly entreated tho footsore tramp n3 ho
halted pntlcutly by tho bnck stoop and
removed what tlicro was left of his
"If you saw that pllo of wood, " said
tho woman of tho house, "I will givo
you somo food gladly. "
"Then fotch forUi your victuals "
loudly cried tho tramp, and then right
diligently ho waded through tho repast
sot beforo him, and it wns so that as ho
got him up to go for that ho was full
and comfortable ; then spako tho lady of
tho htmso and said:
"Now for tho wood pilo."
"Madam," tho tramp replied, "I re
call your words precisely. Truly I saw
that pilo of wood as I camo in at tho
R.ito, and, according to your word, you
liavo filled mo utterly. Wo nro tlicro
f oro quits. As I now go uiy way, re
freshed and merry, bear ill mind that
even a gentleman of tho road knows
grammar when ho hccs it."
With which ho walked through tho
gato and started for home, which wns
in Boston. New York Recorder.
Way worn Watson Oould you help u
poor man that is starvin?
Tho Sharp Nosed Lady I might. I'll
niako you an offer.
' 'If you will split enough wood to
cook threo meals, I'll get you a cup of
good, hot coffee. "
"Ho I I s as ufeard it was nn offer of
matrimony. " Cincinnati Enquirer.
A French Joke.
Tho Bois do Boulogne, 8 a.m.
Stout Duelist (to thin ouo) You havo
n great advautngo over rnc, sir. I can
scarcely seo you, wiiilo you could hardly
firo unywhero without hitting mo somo
where. Thin Duelist Mark two lines on your
body conespondiiig to my breadth, und
shots which hit outside those lines
needn't count. Now York Recorder.
"I didn't sleep a wink Inst night
That Tugby buby cried all tho night bo
"How did that keep you uwnko lust
"Vou see, I waited until tho Tugbys
got to bed, and then I ployed on my
cornot until daylight. "Chicago Rec
ord. During this Moving.
"Why do you weep?" ho thundered.
"Do you imngino your weak, womanish
tears will movo anybody?"
With n bitter laugh ho left his wife,
bearing in his hands the birdcago and
six ilatiroiis which could not bo got in
to tho four houe van. Detroit Tribuue.
IIU l'roflonal Mlalinp.
"Has Dr. Dobbs learned to rido n
"No. Ho started to learn and carried
his surgical case witJi him for fear of
accidents, und thou fell off on it and
bioko two ribs. " Chicago Record.
Kvrn More Extraordinary.
Young Man My cousin has extraor
dinarily long hair. When sho undoes it,
it falls down to her waist
His Fiauceo Fancy I
Fiancco's Young Brother That's
nothing. When Mario undoes Hers, it
falls on tho floor. Doesn't it, Mario?
Now York Recorder.
I'ali.l In lis Xiime.
Climate of ovory vnriety exerts
a different iniluoueo on the de
sires of mankind for n stimulant.
In colder zones beverages of groat
alcoholic strength nvo used to a
very much largor degree than in
tho tropics. Beer is best suited
to our climnto nnd none found in
the market is bettor than that
bearing the .brand of "Paust,
Milwaukee." It is browed from
tho best of malt and hops and is
a groat thiist quencher and iuvi
gorator and stimulates tho norves
and muscles. At tho Royal, Cos
mopolitan and Pacific- saloons it
may bo found, cold and pure. In
terchangeable checks are issued
which may bo used at any of tho
Nicely furnished rooms at tho
Popular IIouso, 151 Port streot,
from $1.00 per week up.
"Tho way of the transgressor
is hard," but tho man who drinks
plenty of Seattle beer at the Crite
rion will lose all desire to trans
gress the laws.
Sterling, tho pnintr, is pre
pared to quoto prices on roof
painting. Ho uses a composition of
coal tnr and cement. Cheapest
and In-bt roof preparation in Ho
nolulu. City Carriago 0.. J. S. And.
railo. manager. It you want a
liaok with good horno and onro
fuldiivor ring up .Telephone 113,
corner of Port and Merchant
strpoto Maok ut all hours
Jo llmifrerlnz Willi Throat, I.nnit or Waiting W asi
SiwiacuCatarrli.Bcrofula, AMliina, or Mnntu Jnt.ll
Itr, etc., Mill bo ifhen a Mim.le lioltlil of UK. OOlt.
DIN'S I'HOCrilATi: KMI'LSIOV rrrtal. Call at
Unroof JJo 1 1 h r it tTliu- u , JI011..I1.1.1, IX. I. "ltij
juNiuitced u 1'aUULW u Milk or Honey.
Carrie Orenm King
Save the Children
By Purifying Tholr Blood
Hood's Snrsnpnrllla Makos Pur
Blood, euros Scrofula, Etc.
MMT experience with Ilood'a Snrsap.irtlla hftl
been tcry edcctlTft. My llttlo girl, Ht yeari
old, had for four 'years a bad ikln disease, llel
arms and limbs would break out In a mass ol
sores, discharging yellow matter, hhe would
crcucii mo eruptions a
and tear open tho sores.
scratch tho eruptions as though it gave relief.
Two Bottfoa of Hood'a
Barf aparllla caused tho eruptions to heal and
and tho scabs pralcd off, after which the skin
bocamo soft aim smooth. As a family medlclni
we believe Hood's Sarsaparilla has no equal and
I recommend It." W. L. Kiwo, Illuff Dale, Tex.
Hood's Pills are tho bet family cathartic,
f vitlo and effective. Try 1 box. S3 ceuU.
Hotron Drug Co., L'd,
Solo ARents for tbo Republic of Ilnwaii.
A Short Dlstanco from tbo Bridge,
Tourists and others will find it to thoir
ndvuutaKO to visit tho nbovo reKort, ns
thoy will mcot with every nccommodntiou
thnt comfort lcquires.
MRS. THOS. WIUGI1T,
FROM SB.00 UP.
Wm. G. Iiiwin.
v 1 a
Situated oti a Bmu tif ul Ilillsido Overlook
ing tho Ocenn, nnd 1300 feet
nbevo Sen Lovol.
Only 24 hour' Bull from Honolulu.
CI I i(iu to wild, e'e-tr dry ntmosnhere, freo
from fogs nud miliaria, especial provision
for quiet nud rent nn well as for amuso
mout nud outdoor life,
DR. II. A. LIXDLEY, Trop.,
325 tf Konn, Hawaii.
No. 117 Bethel St., between King and Hoto
Clothing- Made to Order
IN THE LAThaT KTVLE.
Satisfaction Guaranteed for Good Fit.
0-si.v White luron Emfloyed.
Repairing and Cleaning- n Specially.
J. P. RQDRIGUES,
Fort Street, opposite Hnckfcld's.
A Now Lot of Nico Goods Just
Eecoived. Clenuiiic and Re
PYou Want Them toQ
Fit. . . . O
In this hot climnto ill-fitting
clothing not only 'looks slovon
ly but is uncomfortable to wear.
In order to ensuro handsome
and comfortablo Buits, tho qual
ity and mako of which are
guaranteed, call around at
and you'll get what you want.
TELErnoNB Gil. P. O. Box 298.
J. M. DOWSETT
Hartford Fire Insurance Company, Hartford, Conn.
Assets, $9,229,213.09. Income, 57,000,103.08.
London & Lancashire Fire Insurance Company, (U. 5.
"Branch), Liverpool, England.
Assets, 2,700,870. Income, 1,859,000.
"Palatine Insurance Company, (U. S. "Branch), Manches
Assets, S2,830,230.28; Income, 53.015.0S1.00.
EW Instil cb First-clans Jlcicnntilo and MinmfncturiiiR RisVs nnd Dwelling Pro
perty iu tho nlioo welMtnowu Compnnics on tho most fiuoinblo teims.
IFort Street, - - - - lei. J7V
BOARDING, -:- SALE -: AND -:- LIVERY.
HARNESS --:-- AISTD : SAIDDLJh
-WE HAVE THE-
FINEST DRIVING HORSES
Tho best of nttention Riven fo nniumls loft with us. Careful driers, respectful
attendants, promptness. (lucks, Surriou, Riakcs. Ruei'ics.Fhaetous, Wagonettes,
San Franchco AgcnttTnu Nevada Bank op
DRAW EXCHANGE ON
San Francisco Tho Nevada Hunk of San
London The Union Dunk of London, Ltd.
New York American Exchano National
Chioaoo Merchant' National Ilnnk,
Paris Comptolr National d'Escompt do
Berlin Drcsdncr Bank.
IlONOKONO AND YOKOHAMA Ilonfikong &
Slinnchal Banklnir Coriorntlon.
New Zealand and Australia Bank of New
Victoria and Vancouver Bank of Mont
real. Transact a General Basking and Eicnange Business
Term nnd Ordinary Dcpolsts llccelvcd.
Loans made on Approved Security. Com
mercial and Travelers Credits Issued. Bills
of Exclmngo bought nnd sold.
Collections Promptly Accounted For.
f. a. joneb.
E. A. JONES
HAVE FOR SALE
A Few Slinrea of
Pniii Sugar Stock,
Iliuvalliui Sugar Co. Stock.
Hawaiian Government and 1st
Mortfriitru Sugar .Planta
tST For partioulnrs npply to
Tho Hawaiian Safe Deposit &
408 Fart Htrent ... Uunolnln
" Estnhllshed 1853
BISHOP cSc Co.
Transact a General Banking
and Exchange Business.
Commercial and Traveler's
Letters of Credit issued, avail
able in all tho principal cities
of tho world.
" Ono of tho divinest benefits that has ever conic to lliV
human race." Thomas Carlyle.
r sti 1 1
Wo import from tho Princi
pal Factories of tho World.
Fine Cigars a Specialty
HOLLISTER & CO..
flnr'rmr TVirf, nticl Mnrnlinnt. Rts. AVIinlncnln nml T?ntnl
Wire Fence ! Wire Fence !
Special Sale of Fence Wire at
Exceptional Low Rates !
Galvanized Fence Wire, Nos. 4 5 cnicl 6.
Annealed and Varnished do, JVos. 4, 5 and G.
Bard Wire; 4- points, 7 inches apart.
B For terms, apply to
Tii, H Davies & oicr
MRS. L. A. BRENTN2R.
Crazed Tsifh Pain.
Mrs, Brontner Completely Prostrated
Every Month with Nervous
Heart-felt Praise fertile Medicine
That Cured Her.
Thousands of women arc today blessing
Paine' s Celery Compound for the great good it
has done them, and scores have written letters
similar to that-of Mrs. L. A. Brcntner.
San Jacinto, Cal.
Dear Sirs; I have suffered beverely with
nervous Bick headaches, with which I was
troubled every month. The pain was so severe
that it completely prostratod me and it
seemed to me that I should go crazy. I had
tried all kinds of remedies without obtaining
any permanent relief until I used Paine' s Celery
Compound which COllipIclCl)' CUl'Cd U1C.
J. M. BUCHNER.
The Medicine TM
lakes People Well!
Wliy huffcr longer with liver nnd stomach
trouble? Paine' a Celery Compound will mako
you well. Read how it cured Mr. J. M.
Kettle Falls, Wash., Dec. 9, 1S94.
Gct:tlcttic7i : I have taken only two bottles
of Paine' s Celery Compound for rheumatism,
and liver and btomach troubles, and will be
frank in saying that I am well pleased with the
results. I used one bottle and was so much
better that I abandoned its use for a
time, but my old stomach trouble made its ap
pearance again. I procured another bottle in
September and after using that I felt well.
HOLLISTER DRUG Co
Wholesale Agents for the Hawaiian Islands
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