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EVENING BULLETIN, JULY 9, 189G. 7 ' M
. - """ ""'"",WH1'M'WMI v iM
HOW SHE CURED HIM.
lie Seemed nt Denth'H Door, but She Knew
"Well, dear, as you nro bo badly off I
thought it best to fipoak to you In refer
enco to my futures husband, for when
you oro gono I shall bo compelled to
lmvo somo ono to assist mo in raising
Tho woman who inado this speech
was Mrs. Stavous, tho wifo of Dr. Sto
vons, n Baptist minister of Nashville.
It hnppcucd about ten years ago. For
somo timo tho doctor had been in de
clining health, moro from tho effects of
his imagination than from discaso. Ho
did not mend, and his physician saw
that n decided movo would havo to bo
taken. This movo ho loft to tho ingenu
ity of his wife, which resulted in tho
She. took him out in their carriage,
and when ho began his usual complain
ing sho interrupted him with tho abovo
speech, which so dazed hiin that for n
timo ho did not movo. When ho did, ho
grabbed tho lines from tho hands of his
wifo and drovo rapidly homo, a thing
which ho had not dono in mouths.
From that timo on hardly n word was
eaid about his illness, mid ho was seen
well ami going about his business as
usual. Louisvillo Courier-Journal.
How tlio Kerolno Escaped.
Liko n hunted deer, 03 tho hero appro
priately remarked in tho following net,
tho leading lady crouched in tho corner
of her room. Without tho door, but in
plain viow of tho nudionco, stood tho
villain smoking a 5 cent cigar and
achieving a smilo of evil satisfaction.
"I havo her now," ho muttered in a
At tho sound of his voico tho leading
lady half sprang to her feet
"I anion tho fourth floor," sho cried,
"and tho bedclothes uro in tho wash."
Clearly it was out of tho question for
her to escapo in tho usual way. Sudden
ly her faco brightened. Sho opened a
bureau drawer, and for n moment sho
busied herself with its contents. With
trembling hands bIio buckled together
her green leather harness bolt, her Per
sian bolt, her silk belt, her real real
belt, her alligator bolt, her real silver
belt, her imitation gold belt, her link
girdle, her bluo leather bolt, her red
leather belt, her last year's tan colorod
bolt nnd a number of others. Hurriedly
sho fastened 0110 ond of tho improvised
ropo to tho hook prepared for- it by tho
stago carpenter, and just as tho villain
finished his cigar and bethought himself
of opening tho door sho lowered hcrsolf
from tho window amid tho wild cheers
of tho gallery gods. Chicago Tribune.
Cariosities of Lnw,
" Meek Looking Gent What's tho mat
?tor, my good man?
Irato Stranger I'm going to havo
that woman arrested. Sho invoigkd $1
out of mo on fnlso pretenses.
"Can you arrest u woman for that?"
"My, myl Law is a curious thing.
Why, a regular fury of ti woman in
voigled 1110 into marrying her by falso
pretenses pretended sho was an nugcl
and tho law not only won't let mo ar
rest her, but mokes mo support her. "
New York Weekly.
Kccplnc IIIh Hi art Up.
"Can yougivo mo n pair of spectacles
that'll turn tilings upsido down when I
look through "cm?"
"Of coureo," ropllcdtho optician. "I
don't seo what you want with thorn. "
"That shows you don't know what it
is to havo your patriotic emotions taken
out and stepped on year after year. I'm
from Louisville, and I want to put on
thoso Bpcctaolcs whilo I look nt tho ta
blo showing how tho different olubs
stand. " Washington Star.
Not Needed In the Family.
Lord Chumphurst (showing visitors
nround tho castlo) And hero is our
family "tree." You Amoricans don't
i u'ro much for Buch records of pedigreo,
don't you know.
Miss Billings Oh, yes, wo do; only
wo keep them in tho stables for tho
horses, don't you know. Now York
A Finished lllncktiulth.
,"I hear Curry is n finished black
smith." "Yes, ho finished day beforo yester
day." "Eh? Don't understand?"
"Ho tried to shoo a mule." New
Wanted to Utilize Ulm.
Sanford What did sho say when you
told hor yon weio a tutor in Yalo?
Morton Asked mo if I'd toot for tho
coaching party her friends wcro getting
Trnat Wim Wlmt Ho Wanted.
Jowoler Engage ment ring, sir? Er
what stoncb? Diamonds are for fidel
ity; sapphires, constancy; sardonyx,
Alltiok (oscitedly) Givo mo sar
donyx. Ally Sloper.
I MM Oastle fc Oooke A V
A nJBiJSi ,L,""", tL FURiFiNE ,-. .. m
To allanfTerlnir with Throat, Long or Wtln Dtoeai
Btoniacn Catarrh, Scrofula, AMhma, or Mtrrona Debit.
I.1.1,..,'.ci..,,in b ft'"1 anirlo bottla of Mil. OOH.
1IN H CHOCOLATE K1IUL8ION for trial. Call H
tor of Holuiti Drag Uo, Honolulu, U. I. "It la
inarauUad aa 1'alatabla aa Milk or HoMrl
Gouoral Manrtgor of
Tho Equitable Life Assurance Society
Of tho United Stntoa for tho Hawaiian
Off-ck! Merchant street, nonolnln.
ATLAS -:- ASSURANCE-:- COMPANY
Assets, - - - $10,000,000.
H. W. Schmidt & 8on3,
Agents for tho Hawaiian Inlands.
Dr. W. L. Moore
Special attention (,'Ivcn to diseases of tho
oyo and car.
Waiannenuo Avo. noar Court Hone. 03-tf
:- Dr. Russel, -:
Oflico, Mnsouio Building.
Hours: -:- 0-11 am, 3-5 pra. : Telephone 4St.
Residence, Telephone 070.
Geo. H. Huddy
Fort Street, opp. Oatholio Mission.
Hours from 0 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Dr. C. B. High.,
into Philadelphia Dental Cc
Gradnato Philadelphia Dental Collece,
jNJa sonic Temple.
A. C. WALL, D. D. S.,
Hotel Street, Arlington Cottage.
, DR. JENNIE L HILDEBRAND,
Office: Corner of Port and Bcrctauia
Oflico Hours: 0 to 11 a. in., 1 to 4 p.m.
Sundays, 9 to 10 a. m.
I. MORI, M. D.,
Office, Fort Street, near Borotanin.
Residence, Arlington Hotel.
Hours: 7 to 8:30 u m; 4 to 8:30 p mj Sat
urday and Snnday, 1 to 5 p m. Tel. 530.
GEORGE A. DAVIS
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Honolulu, II. l.
E57Ofllce: II l Merchant street.
GILBERT F. LITTLE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
A. V. GEAR.
No. COO, Klnu St.
TYPEWRITING AND COPYING.
MISS M. V. LCDKKEIt.
Office: Ilruco Waring .& Co., Tort
A RECORD OF BARBARISM
DARKER THAN DARKEST
AFRICA. . . .
(By ltov. Edwin M. Bliss.)
jflf Prospectus and suhsciiptton lUts
Tho Hawaiian News Co.,Ld
Marohant Stroat, Honolulu.
Ill ono vol. cloth, S 2 00
la ono ol. cloth Kilt 2 f0
In one ol. IIulf-Kussinu gilt, 3 00
JgRlS; J fl. Is tho disinfectant that tho world q tJSSMMlk O 'Mm
tt 1 Hl t&i il"Mm ,J ' talking about. In tho United ,rH Err J-i ,JKH
Jinrdwaro HI'S'' ' wim RfnnB if. mta .. 1,0 1 ja -.3tz m M
' I nnrl -sfhr! .Sl k wl. . u i. ..... mi.. .. .... .. U fs?$:&$3i -- ""Mm
. , tfttJDi 3i "" "'WW uuu. iuo yi'opio are using u. Uw 57 vEgaa Hj ' IS
Commission lMawSfT (pil- Purlflno possesses many points in Cj- r 'CAU t 2. S
Merchants, lSi!L "JHM J M faror orer olher preparations. H QVytf C7j8 'iw
gil MpB It is odorless, and in employing it O H . o tfik Zj fM
. G. Erwin & Co.
Wm. O. Invin, - President nnd Mnnngor
Olaua Sprcokoh, ... Vice-Prcsidont
W. M. Giffnrd, - Secretary nnd TrenBuror
Tbeo. O. Porter, ... Auditor
AOENT8 OF THE
OCEANIC STEAMSHIP COMPANY
OP SAN FHANOISCO. OAL.
Terms Reasonable T
Beretania, near Fort Street.
II. J. NOLTE, Proprietor.
The Best Lunch in Town
Tea and Coffee
at all nouns.
THE FINEST BRANDS OF
Cigars and Tobacco
JURATS ON HAND.
Eagle -:- House
CURL KLEMME, PrapriatDr.
Airy, Commodious and Nowly
Furnished Eooms to Rent
AT OBEATLV IltMJCED HATES
At this boautlul place. Ail modern convon
ionccs. JEW" Fivo miimtos from tho Post Office.
Cars pass tho door.
P. O, I3ojc 401
A FAMILY HOTEL.
07.ICro-a.Bo, - - - Prop.
erfty. 8 2.00
Per Weok 12.00
Special OMoxitlalsr XZatoal
The Best of Attendance, tho Best Situn
tion nnd tho Finest Menls in this City
ZB -. KI E3 IS "ST I
Hotol Btreof, uonr Fort.
BREAD, PJES and CAKES
Of nil kinds.
C?"The Tincst Imported nndllome.
The Elite Ice Cream Parlors
219 Headquarters for Island Curios.
0. BREWER & COMPANY, LIMITED,
Queen street, Honolulu, II.I.
Hawaiian Agricultural Company, Onomra Sujrar
Company, Honomu SuRar Company, Walluku
Sugar Company, Walliee bUR-ir Company, Malccc
Suear Company, HaleakalaTiancli Company, Ka
papala Raucli. -- I'lanlcrs' Line San Francisco
I ackets, Chai. Brwvir & Co Line of Boston
I'atkcts ARinU Ilnttnn Ilnanl of Umlere rltcrs.
Agents IMillulelphla Board of Unacrorittrs.
tIST OK OTFICHIS:
P 0 Jonos, President; Ooorgo II Itohertson,
Mnnngor; li 1? llisliop, Trensnror and Seo
rotary; Ool. W V Allen, Auditor; OM Cooke,
II Wntcrhoiibo, A V Carter, Directors.
ji jttilLaillyritiai&itek- JmkMikdLc '-
mflfwim Ft infn iifflfi ns a ulslntect,ns ngent, floes npt " '9 vf,fj Jll -r'ra
Niffln3f HI Mill crcato nnothcr odor as offcnslvo as P S1 bJ Wm
4UriPsiPiH that Whlch lt 8ubducs- Non" ri It '"""l!'"' M M ' 'l$B
WJMKS poisonous too. Thnt's an ad van- J -...'' - ' rr "iw
mf$&w3 tago-chlldron will mcdUlo: ser- . . lSL V &&M
BRAUNSCHWEIGER - & - CO,
iMPORTErtS ANDLIQUOH MtHCHAT9.
No. 5, Drumm Btreot, - San Francisco,
POn BALE IN DDLK.
AMtnioAN Bourbon Whiskirs in Bond pot
barrel containing nbout 40 gallons each
nt various prices according to ago and
Oalikouma Grape r)nAnr in Bond per
barrel of nbout 40 to CO gallons.
Ahtzlhe celebrated Cute WritHes:
"Extra Pony" Bourbon Whisky, 12 bottles!
3 gallons por case.
''EcarRrass" Hourbon Whisky, 12 bottlos, 2
2-C gallons per caso.
"Old Pioneer" Bourbon Whisky, 12 bottles,
2 2-C gallons per caso.
"Tennessee Whltoltyo" Whisky, 12 bottles'
2 2C gallons per caso.
OALIFOllNIA TOET WINES, SHEHRIES,
Sendordors by jnall. Satisfaction gua
ranteed, Braunsohweiger & Co.,
141-lni No. 0, Drnnini street.
A general stock of Liquors, Alos nnd
FItESII IIECK ALWAYS ON DltAIIOllT.
OUR PORT AND SHERRY,
Are of tho finest and como to u
direct from Europo
OUR MCBRAYER WHISKEY
Imported straight from Louis,
JAMES OLDS, Prop.
Cor. Minium mill Ilei-cliiiiln Mi.
T. KKVKJl, nijiiiaurr.
COOL FRESH BEER!
Ou Draught ami the Standard Brands of
FINE WH18KIE8, 3RAHDIE8. WINE8 AND
Ttlll.R OI.AICirr A Hl'IfilAfcTV.
KINO AM) NUDANU STnECTS.
Tbo celebrated Enterprise
Bkkr on Draught find in
43 Jvtoraliunt Stroot.
Lands For Sale situated
at Kancolie, Oahu.
Lot near Lrmalilo Home
Lots at Pearl City.
Furnished, Rooms To Let.
42 Merchant street.
R. C. A. PETERSON,
Custom Hauss Broker,
Notary -:- Public,
General Business Agent.
Collections carefully attendod to.
J.-FOfflco with n. E. WnlLor, Oum
mins Block, Morohant street. 238-tf
W. H. RICKARD,
General Business Agent
Will iittond to Convoynncing in
all ita Brnuchos, Collootiug
and all Business Matters
All Business ontrusteel to him
will recoivo Prompt and Caroful
Hcnokaa, Hamakua, Hawaii.
A New Abstract Office.
As ft result o 15 year's oxpori
onco in tho Abstract Business, I
am prepared to make Abstracts at
Titlo in a most thorough, accurate
and complete manner, and on
I W. Makinney.
In "V. 0. Smith's Oilico, 318
vnnts mlaundcr3tnnd; then thcro's
trouble. Some ono is poisoned.
Thoso who use lt speak its praise
in convincing language. Hero's oao
from tho Department of Mcdlcino
in tho UnUerslty of Michigan.
"Wo uso Purifln: nnd find lt very
good for deodorizing sinks and
boxes, etc., nnd for washing sponges
used about subjects for dissec
tion. W. A. CAMPBELL,
Demonstrator of Anatomy."
upon you and explain tho merits of "Purifine" and tho "Au
tomatic Distributors." .
523 Fort Street.
i'm a Dandy but I'm no DnJt.
Telephone 240. Ill Tort
J. S. WALKER,
ROYAL INSURANCE COMPANY; LIVERPOOL,
ALLIANCE ASSURANCE COMPANY OP LONDON,
ALLANOE MARINE & GEN. ASSURANCE CO. OF LONDON
SCOTTISH UNION and NATIONAL INSURANCE CO.,
WILHBLMA OF MAGDEBURG GENERAL INSURANCE CO
SUN LIFE INS. CO. OF CANADA,
LIFE, FIRE and MARINE RISKS,
TAKEN at REASONABLE RATES. '
Rooms 12 SPREOKELS
r--. AT THE :-
Cjlv Furniture Store,
IVsuniurui run nuu
.Tnst rocoive.l Ex. Bk. Allinrt an
BEED FCJR,3NT:TtJjbi,E. i
H. E. McINTYRB & BRO.,
IMPORTERS AND J)HALEHS IN
Groceries, Provisions and Feed.
Now Goods Received by Every Pnckot from the Eastern States and Europe
FRESH CALIFORNIA PRODUCE BY EVERY STEAMER
All Orders faithfully attended to and Goods Delivered to any
Part of the City FREE,
Island Ordxbs Solicited, Satisfaction Quabaktos
EABT CORNER 2TORT AND KING STREETS.
TELErnoNE C3. 2 B T. 0. Box 222.
Oahu Lumber $ Building Co.,
King Street, near Oahu Hallway & Laud Co.'s I)cjot.
lauiiber MorahantSj Contractors and Builders.
IJirOUTEUa AND DEALERS IN
Doors, Sash., Blinds, Paints, Ojl,i
Builders' Ilardwaro, Etc., Etc.
...-. . . , ,
1 UlllJJ 1NE IS for sale by .
.1 tt t n
tllC HoLEISTKR DllUG Co. la
25c, 50c, 75c. and 1.50 bot-
tics. Tho "AUTOMATIC
DISTHIBUTORS" arc for
rental. Our Agents will call
Exclusive Agents for tbo Islands.
LEWIS & CO.
Are having a big rush
Hams & Bacon.
Z&" Catch on or you will
get left. -
Street. P. O. Box 147.
Honolulu, H. i'i
uvrciuuw Biruuia.; 11 wi
nRHortmonl nf . -"(
Undortnker nnd Embalmor
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