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EVENING BULLETIN, JULY 10, 189G.
THE DROOK WAS. STOCKED.
Hut the Fisherman Got Very Little For
Ills S3 lllll.
I Lad just got my rod together and
vrns hooking on a worm when tho own
er of tho brook, n sturdy and somewhat
ill looking farmer, 'appeared on, the
bank besido mo. I offered a short Bain
tation and received ciicj in return, con
siderably shorter than my own.
"Any trout in this brook?" I naked.
"Chock foil on 'cm."
"You allow Ashing hero, of course?"
"Yans, cf tho pay is all right"
"Five- dollars a trip, now sho's
"Oil, sho's stocked, is sho? Well, I'll
glvo you $5 in ndvnnco too. "
Ho pockoted tho monoy, and I swashed
down tho brook, a bascktful of half
pounders swimming beforo my dazzled'
vision. In tho first thrco miles tho only
bito I had was from my big coat pocket
I spent an hour casting in "tho pool,"
another ouo through "tho cut," and fin
ished out tho afternoon skirmishing
around tho shores of "tho pond." Then
night cauio on, and I was glad. If over
I havo nn ovil deed to perform, any
thing liko murdering an ablebodicd
farmer, I prefer to do it after dark. On
my way to tho station I stopped at tho
ltouso of tho farmer and inquired for
"Pa's gono tur tho village," said tho
boy. "Ho got soino monoy turday, so
ho's gono over tur git sonio groceries."
"Your father told mo tho brook was
stocked, ' ' I said fiercoly.
"I don't bcliovo thcro's a trout in it
overnn inch long."
"I don't, nuthcr," said tho boy. "Pa
didn't stock it toll las' summer."
Now York World.
Up on Uactorlolocy.
"What do thoycall tho microbes that
breed diseases, John?"
"Please, sir, germs."
"Correct. And what do thoy call tho
peoplo who know how to haudlo germs
in n scientiflo way?"
"Please, hir, Germans." Brooklyn
"Talk about hanl times," exclaimed
the man with n big neck and a paper
wolght diamond hi his cravat "talk
nbout hard times I I never seen anything
liko what wo'vo been t'rough beforo. "
"Did yon did you notico it?" was
tho surprised inquiry.
"Did I notico it? W'y, do fanners hess
boon so poor doy couldn't indulge in do
ordinary luxuries. Look in do nowspa
pors an seo fur ycrself. Dero ain't ouo
gold briok sold nowadays whero dero
nsoter bo a dozen." Washington Star.
Clubs Wero Trumps.
"Whist!" exclaimed tho robbor leader
as tho English tourist passed their place
of concealment. "Hero is a suit wo can
all follow." Holed.
Guided by tho mellifluous murmur of
tho stranger's tweeds, thoy stolo upon
him. Now York Press.
Bwnto Annie- Carroll, sho liluuned an she orlod
Whin I up nn I axed her to bo my dear brldo
Till I thought: " Tls nil up wld yo, lllchutl,
If yo wunt to win Annto, ye'll havo to linploy
An looks natcr,
For what uro ye, Jllko, but a big, rough gos
soon, Fit to wrlutlo and light, but for lovo talk yo
Yo'ro about us much flt as a hlppypotaymns."
(Oh, thuso nwntu dtyllsh gyurla, how their
proclouH toum Mhumo us.)
Tliln I nays: "Annie, tlnrlln, I don't feol liko
Wld yor 'cnuso yo lovo doosn't como at mo
I'm nlvorut also, sure, oxclpt when I'm strlkln
Bomo sort of a blow,
An I know well I know
Buch a swato, tinder crnturo as yo couldn't
Boln millions an millions of miles fnr abovo
But, oh, don't yo bo cryln it hurts mo most
Though actio tear in your boautlful oyos Is a
Hero I put mo rough hand, friendly liko, on
An tt comforted her, bo a weo thrlQo bouldther
I grow, an In wan llttlo Jiffy I'd placed
Jlo arm In tho Rinall of hur Ulgaut waist.
An tliln I was dy in
Her lips to bo thryln,
For I saw sno'd cloar left oil hur hcartbroakln
Whin she lookid up so sly,
Wld a tear in uuho oj o,
Hut a dozen luuglis back of tho tears, askin
I'm not tastln whin rod lips aro poutln closo
Thin I did my full duty by Annie, my beauty,
Anwo'ro soon to bo wed, for I axed hur tho
An BhtiBuld: "This is March, thin comes April,
Tlireu months to be dacint, an thin, dearest
Anny day yo may like."
Daily Bulletin, 75c. per month.
.J iVfii' i'-llTtftli tfi'ai-ri'ifmnriMtl iitrA'w'miTjlB
To ltnfft ring with Throat. Lnnit or Witling Dlmawi
Btomach Catarrh, Scrotal, AMhma, or Herrcraa Debit.
,Y!.,fJ.c.J',ll ln Mnirl bottle of VU. OOK.
'"'.CJIOCOLATK KMULSION for trial. Call
tore of HoiMiTfR Drag Co, Honolulu, U. I, it it
mrwUU u falalahW u Milk or noiaj.
General MnntiRor o(
Tho Equitable Life Assuranco Society
Of tho United States for the Hawaiian
Ort'crt Morchant street, Honolulu.
ATLAS -:-ASSURANCE-:- COMPANY
Assets, - - - $10,000,000.
H. W. 8CHM1OT & 80N3,
Agouts for the Hawaiian Inlands.
Dr. "W. L. Moore
Special attention given to diseases of tho
cyo and car.
Walonuenuo Ave. near Court Ho'.iBe. iGS-lt
:- Dr. Russel, -:
Office, Masonic Building.
Hours: : 0-11 am, 3-5 pm. :- Telcphono 484.
Residence, Telcphono 07(5.
Geo. H. Huddy
Poet Street, orr. Catholic Mission.
Hours from 0 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Dr. C. B. High,
into Philadelphia Dontal C
Grndnato Philadelphia Dontal Colleze,
A. O. WALL, D. D. S.,
Hotel Street, Arlington Cottage.
DR. JENNIE L HILDEBRAND,
Office: Corner of Eoit and Dorotauia
Ofllco Hours: 0 to 11 a. m.f 1 to 4 p. m,
Saudnys, 0 to 10 a. m.
I. MORI, M. D.,
Office, Fort Street, uear Berotania.
Residence, Arlington Hotel.
Hours: 7 to 8:30 tt m; 4 to 8:30 p in; Sat
urday and Sunday, 1 to 5 p m. Tel. C30.
GEORGE A. DAVIS
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Honolulu, ir. 1.
J3T- Ofllco : 111 Merchant street.
GILBERT F. LITTLE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
A. V. GEAR.
No. 009, King St.
TYPEWRITING AND COPYING.
MINS M. F. LEDKllER.
Office: Bruce Waring & Co., Tort
.AMD THE, ...
A RECORD OF BARBARISM
DARKER THAN DARKEST
AFRICA. . . .
(By Eov. Edwin M. Bliss.)
K)fF Prospectus and subscription lists
Ivlorohunt Street, Honolulu.
In ouo vol. cloth, $ 2 00
Iu ouo vol. cloth gilt, 2 CO
Iu ono vol. Hali-Kussiuu gilt, 3 50
Castle & Cooke
. G. Irwin & Go.
Wm. G. Irwin, - President nnd Mnnnger
Clous Spreckols, - - Vico-Preaidont
W. M. Giffnrd, - Soorctary and Treasurer
Thoo. O. Porter, - - - Auditor
AQENTH OF TUB
OCEANIC STEAMSHIP COMPANY
OP SAN FRANCISCO. OAL.
Terms Reasonable T
Beretania, near Fort Street.
fl. J. KOLTE, Proprietor.
The Best Lunch in Town
Tea aaad. Coffee
at alii norins.
TIIE FINEST BRANDS OF
Cigars and Tobacco
AIAVAY8 ON IIAND.
Eagle -:- House
CilRL KLEMME, PropriBtar.
Airj', Commodious and Newly
Furnished Rooms to Rent
AT GREATLY KKDUCKD BAThS
At this booutiful place. All modern conven
ionces. . fitF" Fivo miuutes from tho Post Office.
Cora pass tho door.
P. O, Box ICt. Telephone
A FAMILY HOTEL.
T. XCroiioo, - - . XTop.
Per Day 8 2.00
Per Week 12.00 '
Tho Best of Attondnnce. tho Best Sitnn
tion nnd tho Finest Monlfl in this City
IB -A. IC JEl 23 "2T I
Hotel streot, near Fort.
BREAD, PJES and CAKES
Of all kinds.
f3ffTho Finest Imported and Home
The Elite Ice Cream Parlors
219 Headquarters for Island Curios.
0. BREWER & COMPANY, LIMITED,
Queen street, Honolulu, H.I.
Hawaiian Agricultural Company, Onomea Sujrar
Company, Honomu faujrar Company, Walluku
Sugar Lompaiiy, Walhee SuRar Coimiany, Maltce
Suear Company, Haleakala Ranch Company, Ka
papala Ranch. -- I'lanlcrs' Line San I'ranclico
jackets, Chai. Breuer S. Co Line of Kmton
Pacleew ..ABpiits Iloston loinl of I'ndcrurltcrs.
Agents I'lilladelphla Hoard of Undcnvriters.
LIST OF OI FICUW :
P O Jotioi, President; Ooorgo II lloheitson,
Mnnagerj K F Bishop, Treasurer nnd Soo'
rctnry; Col. W F Allen, Auditor; OJI Cooke,
II Watcrhoube, A W Curtor, Directors.
BRAUNSCHWEIGER - & - CO,
Importers anoLIijuoii Merchants.
No. 5, Drumm Street, - Snn Francisco,
FOIl SALE IN BULK.
Amehicam Bonnno.v Whiskies in Bond pei
bnrrol containing about 40 gallons each
at vnrious prices nccordlug to ago nnd
California Grape Bntvnv in Bond per
barrel of nbout 40 to CO gallons.
Alio the celebrattd Case Whliliei:
"Lxtra Pony" Bourbon Whisky, 12 bottloB
3 gallons per caw).
"Bonrgrnss" llourbon Whisky, 12 bottles, 2
2-5 giillons por caso.
"Old rionccr" Bourbon Whisky, 12 bottles.
2 2-5 gallons por caso.
"Tennosseo Whltoltyo" Whisky, 12 bottles''
2 2-G gallons per casoi
OALIFOllNIA roHT WINES, BHEltniES,
Send orders by .mall. Satisfaction gua
ranteed, Braunsohweiger & Co.,
Ml-lm No. C, Drumm Blrcet.
A goneral stock of Liquors, Ales and
FHESH BEER ALWAYS OX DRAUGHT.
OUR PORT AND SHERRY,
Aro of tho finest and como to ns
direct from Europe
OUR MCBRAYER WHISKEY
Imported straight from Louis,
JAMES OLDS, Prop.
Vur. M111111111 niul IlHrttaiii- Sli.
X. KKVEff, niiumurr.
COOL ERESH BEER!
On Draught and tho Standard Hrauds oi
FINE WHISK1E8, 3n4t(OIEK. WIHC3 AND
Ttm.K or.Ainrr a si'n)iAi.Ty.
KIJJO AND NOUAND STHF.EW.
Tbo celebrated Enterprise
Beer on Draught and in
42 Morohnnt Streot.
Lands For Sale situated
at JCaneohe, Oahu.
Lot near Lunalilo Home
Lots at Pearl City.
Furnishcd Rooms To Let.
42 Morchant street.
R. C. A. PETERSON,
Custom Hauss J3caker,
USTofcai'y -:- 3?ublic,
General Business Agent.
Collections carefully attcudod to.
IZT Ofllco with II. E. Wnlkor. Onm.
mins Block, Morchant streot. 238-tf
W. H. RICKARD,
Geneixil Business Agent
Will nttoud to Convoynnclng in
nil its Branches, Collecting
and all Businoss Matters
All Businoss -entrusted to him
will receive Prompt and Careful
Hcnokaa, Hamabua, Hawaii,
A New Abstract Office.
As a rosult oE 15 year's experi
ence in tho Abstract Business, I
am proparcd to mako Abstracts of
Titlo in a most thorough, accurate
and comploto manner, and on
F. W. Makinney.
In W. O. Smith's Ollice, 318
Fort Streot, 215-tf
Is tho disinfectant that tho world
is talking nbout. In tho United
States its merits aro becoming
known. Tho peoplo nro using, It.
Puriflno possesses many points in
its faror over other preparations.
It Is odorless, nnd in employing It
as a disinfecting ngent. docs npt
create another odor as offcusivo ns
that which It subdues. Non
poisonous too. That's an advan
tage children will meddlo; ser
vants misunderstand; then there's
trouble Somo ono i3 poisoned.
Thoso who uso It speak Its prnlso
in convincing language. Hero's oao
from tho Department of Mcdlclno
in tho University of Michigan.
"Wo uso Puriflno nnd find it very
good for doodorlrlnc; sinks nnd
boxes,ctc.,nnd for washing sponges
used about subject!! lor dissec
tion. W. A. CAMrnELL,,
Demonstrator of Anatomy."
upon you and explain tho merits of "Purifino" and the "Au
523 Port Street.
I'm a Dandy but I'm no Dude.
Telephone 240. Ill Port
J. S. WALKER,
EOYAL INSURANCE COMPANY, LIVERPOOL,
ALLIANCE ASSURANCE COMPANY OF LONDON,
ALLANOE MARINE & GEN. ASSURANCE CO. OF LONDON
SCOTTISH UNION and NATIONAL INSURANCE CO.,
WILHELMA OF MAGDEBURG GENERAL INSURANCE CO
SUN LIFE INS. CO. OF CANADA,
LIFE, FIRE and MARINE RISKS,
TAKEN at REASONABLE RATES.
Booms 12 SPREOKELS BLOCK Honoluin, H. i,
r- AT THE :-,
fl'x. V "it J.
I"7VB LllVtllVIIMA . TM
iiy t-iii iniiii
(Corner of Fort and
UUBMOUOIYCU UA. JJtt. iXlUUll U
DREED FaitiiTxjjfctE. Xj 4
H.H. WILLIAMS, (Manager)
Undortakor and Emhalmor
H. E. McINTYRE & BRO.,
IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN
Groceries, Provisions and Feed.
Now Goods Received by Every I'ncket from tho Custom States and Enropo
FRESH CALIFORNIA PRODUCE BY EVERY STEAMER
All Ordow faithfully attended to and Goods DelWered to any
Tart of the City FRUE,
Island Oiuiebs Solicited, Satistaotiok Ooaiuntjjb)
EAST CORNER "jPORT AND KING STREETS.
Telephone 53. jgjff B P. O. Box 222.
Oahu Lumber Building Co.,
King Street, near Oahu Railway & Land Co.'h Depot.
Lumber MerchaatSj Cfontractors and -Builders.
IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN
Doors, Sasli, IBlinds, Taints, Oil,
Builders' ITardwnro, Etc., Etc.
PURIFINE is for sale by
ii tt t -i
tllC HoLLISTEK DltUQ Co. in
25c, 50c., 75c. nnd SI. 50 bot
tles. The "AUTOMATIC
DISTRIBUTORS" aro for
rental. Our Agents will call
Exclusivo Agents for tho Islands.
LEWIS & GO,
Aro having a big rush
Hams & Bacon.
53?" Catch on or you will
got left. -
Street. P. O. Box 147.
u aiiiim 'i . ;.-,
Beretania etrccU.) If Vrf &
HBBUf ILUUIIL Ul W r " T
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