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EVENING BULLETIN, JULY U, 1890.'
JUDUti Al'MIIN'N HCAI.1.M.
"What aro they ? you ask; you
Bhrill presently boo;
Thoso ecnlos wore not mado to
weigh sugar and tea;
Oh no; for such properties won
drous have thoy
That qualities, feelings, and
thoughts thoy can woigli,
Togothor with articles small or
Prom mountains or planets to
atoms of souso.
Naught is thoro so bulky but thoro
' it unn lay,
And naught so ethereal but thoro
it will stay,
And naught so reluctant but in it
All which somo esumples moro
clearly will show.
Tho first thing ho tried was the
head of a dupe,
Who thought on tho Mission to
make a big scoop,
By claiming tenure of houses
Which lease or good titlo no'er
put in his hands.
As a weight tho Judgo used a torn
scrap of a leaf,
Which held the word Justice in
' hold ebon relief;
"When tho skull rose aloft with so
sudden a spell,
Ah to bound liko a bomb from tho
bottom of hell.
The dupe's patched up houses,
all amply endowed
"With a platform, a window, a
door, and a spout,
An air-holo, a kitchen, a smoke
Improvements enforcing perfor
Now load ono scale, whilo tho
othor is pressed
By Honesty true from a gouuino
Up ilew tho houses not weighing
Down camo true Honesty, safe,
with a bounce.
Gilbert F. Littlo, born lawyor,
To number his tons; but didn't he
"When Wakefield's and Neumann's
groat corkers pressed down
The scalo which was opposite ?
Didn't ho fiown ?
Tho weight was a lover which
raised him sky-high.
All blow hards at somo timo must
learn how to fly.
Tho Portuguese dupe and thoso
His counsel woll dressed in Bluo
All heaped in ono balanco and
swinging from thonco,
Weighed less than an atom of
good common sense.
Next timo ho put in Col. Littlo
With a peck of good manners to
serve for a woight,
And though clad in armor from
spurwhang to crown,
Tho hero wont up and tho mea
sure wont down.
Wild bombast, loud nonsense,
much littlish abuse,
All arg'ments which shining ef-
foc't can produce,
Now filled up ono scale; brimful
it was too;
But His Honor, liko always, juBt
know what to do.
Ho said to tho Bishop: "Ploaso
take from your heart,
Of virtue Humility, a woo littlo
And placo it most humbly right
down in tho scale,
1'or Prido, as you woll know, can
His Lordship then did
As His 'Honor had bid,
When tho Slangpan Hew upward
to pour its light weight
In a queer-shaped container call
ed square shallow-pate;
Whilo the scalo which true virtue
bo heavily pressed,
Sout its burden deep down in a
Again the World Littlo was rolled
in big freight,
Tail uirorlnj with Throat, Lnns or Wf tins PIwmm
Pmuacli Catarrh, Scrofula, Antuiia, or Mrvnoa JeL1l-
EN'8 rilOCOIMTi: RMUlJlON fur trial. Call at
rioreof IIhilibtui Urng .Honolulu, II, I
'juaiiuiicuu oa I'auiiauia as aiuic or uuuey,
30 Days Only
Wall, Nichols Co.
KS Wo must make room for
NEW STOCK to arrive.
H" When wo do n thing it's
sure to bo DONE WELL and
that's tho caso with OUB
0LE&&IH& TO SALE
PBIOES THAT TALK:
W. & Ditson's Tennis Balls,
cut from $5.50 to $-1.15 doz.
Spalding's Tenuis Balls, cut
from S5.00 to SU.OO doz.
Spalding's Official League Balls,
cut from S1.50 to 1.30 each.
Framed Pictures, choice sub
jects, cut from $2.10 to $1.00 each.
750 Boxes Extra Cream Wove
Note Paper, cut from .50c to .25c
1000 Whito Envelopes, size G,
cut from S1.35 to $1.00 each.
This is No Pako Salo but a
Genuino Cut Prico Salo !
Take Advantage Of It)
30 DAYS ONLY
Wall, Nichols Co
....AND THE . ..
Armenian Atrocities 1
A RECORD OF BARBARISM
DARKER THAN DARKEST
AFRICA. . . .
(ByRov. Edwin M. Bliss.)
SJS Prospectus anil subscription lists
mi. n t r- t
Ivlorohant Stroot, Honolulu.
In ono vol. cloth, $ 2 00
In ono vol. cloth gilt, 2 CO
In ono vol. Half-Russian pllt 3 BO
Notice of Copartnership.
Tho undorsigned, each residing in Hono
lulu, in tho Inland of Oaliu, of the Repub
lic of Hawaii, hne formed a copartnership
with each othor in the business of buying
and soiling genoral merchandise and ns
commission rncrclnnts iu said Honolulu,
under the firm uatno or stylo of JT Water
house, being tho business heretofote cat
riod on by J T Wnterhouse, first, and his
successor, J T Wnterhouse, becond.
Dntod Honolulu, July 1, 1SU0,
FllEIJEIlICK T P WAThMIOCE,
rilNEST CONISTON WATtltllOUiK,
GnoitOE S Watkrhouse.
I have made over all the Block and mer
chandise in tho business carried on by the
lato J T. Waterhousc, and also tho good
will and nil outstanding uccounts thereof,
to my sons, P. T. 1 , K C , John and G.S.
Wnterhouse, who henceforth curry on said
business nnd assume nil liabilities from
July 1st, 1800.
ELIZAUETII BOURNE WATER
HOUSE, Solo Legateo under the will of
John T. Wnterliouse. H15 1m
Hiving severed my connection with tho
business establishment of J, T. Wnterhouse,
I desire to biiv to my friends nnd the public
tint I cuu be found, for the pieijoiit, nt tho
oflice of tho In'o O. R, MoVelgh, cornor of
Queen nud Nuunnu streets.
3ia-ot Walter o. weedon.
SI Kl.Ef Street.
Q. J. WAM.EB ... Manager.
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
CONSTANTLY ON HAND.
Tho Very Kineafc
eMgefaled .-. Hetf$
Como and seo our
NEW CHICAGO REFBIQ3SAT0RS.
Wesfbrook & Gares,
Telephone - - - - 104.
Joseph Tinker, - - Prop,
Of tho Finest Varieties.
Makers of tho Celebrated Fork Sausage.
Nnuanu strcot, opp. Chaplain lano.
City Feed Store,
Old Armory, Boretania Sts.
L, H. Dee & Co.
Kow Consignment of
Hay, Grain and Feed
Per S. O. Wdder. A large consignment
expected by ship Starbuck from Portland.
Finn Family Flour, Hoped nlBdHay.
Also, 2 Surreys nnd 1 Phaeton.
For tho Equina Tnblo in tho
way of nil Kinds first Glass
HAY, G-BAIN 0 FEED
Are on salo by tbo
WASHINGTON FEED OOM'Y
51 Port St Tol. 422.
of Groceries nro moro palatable us well
as Utaltliler than the other kind.
VOELLER & CO.
(WarliiKl)lock, Beretaula Street).
Handle nothing but tho best. LlbbyA
McNeill's Cnnmd Meats. Klng-Morsu
Table Fruits, (ililrardclllV Chocolate,
Milkmaid liraud Milk, Paragon Puru Lard
8" Telephone C80 "a
C. KLEMME & CO.,
Cash. -:- Grocers
v&N'OW OPEN &a
Fort BtrBBt & Chaplain LanB,
H. WAY $ co.f
Wholesale and Retail Groceries,
98 Fort Street, Honolulu
Telophonor 22 P.O. Box 470
WAUINO SLOCK, - - HF.UKTANIA 8T.
IPlumbinq: a nd G as-
Sanitary "Work a Specialty
JKff"" Jobbing promptly ntiondod to.
Teloplioiio 7iJ5. 285-tf
Importers nnd Dealers in
Steel and Iron Ranges,
139-tf King Street.
CAN'T BE BEAT !
My S10.00 Bath Tubs, lined with best
quality, No. 10 zinc, G in. Pipe, Chain nnd
Dug, with wood liin all complete. Othei
denlera nro dumfonndod, nnd resort to nil
rnanuer of Tricks nud I'xcuses.
Be not deceived, tbeso Bath Tubs have
been sold for $14 nutill reduced tho price.
I nm prepared to do all work in my line
and guaranUo satisfaction: Estimates fur
nished. If you want n good Job cheap for Cash,
ring np Telophono 814, nud I nm your
Tinsmith fe Plumber
For Family Use I
Just Received, ox "0. O. Funk," a cargo of
Wellington, Depaita BaiJ, lloal
Which is offered in quantities to suit.
2240 lbs. to the Ton.
HUSTACE & CO.
WOOD AND COAL
Also White and Black Sand
at tho very lowest market
rates. Tolphono No. 414.
Is prepared to furnish
4000 Tons Cane Fertilizer
To order for 1896.
In Quantities to Suit.
t)S Orders solicited for n futuro de
livery. A. F COOKE, Manager.
At WAIKIK1 on enr lino and on PA
LAMA ROAD nenr Fertilizing
These lots nre Very Cheap nnd Sold
on Easy Terms.
Denirnblo Acre Tracts nenr tho city mid
othor Properties for Bnlo.
mtuci:, AVAitiNd co.,
Denlera in Lots rmil Lands,
Fort Street, nenr King.
TELErnoNE G07. P. O. Uox U21.
GED() TOf LE-E Cljmp,
TRUE INDIAN CURKF
NOT THE STUEIT USUALLY SOLD AS CURRY
Carry Powder- as made-' by us is prepared after 'the Origjnall
Recipe from tho Purest Ingredients.
V3r THY IT OISTO K
Honolulu Boad Waffoai!;
EST I receive orders for
THE - VERY - HE ST -
CL "W 3ivC-CDEr,-.ISX-ifi.3rEJ,
Agent for Hooker &
(Successor to C. E. Williams, Ii. H. Williams &-Co.
and Williams Bros.
Pioneer Furniture Warerooms,
Piimos for Sale, Hire and Moved. Chairs, for Rent
Undertaker and Embalmer,
Tombstones and Monuments.
Residence ond Night Tel. 815. 611
H. HACKFELD & CO.
iH. HACKFELD & CO,
Eat BACON that was good as Turkey ? That's
tho kind wo have. Also,
CHOICE HAMS, OREGON POTATOES,
Yellow Turnips, Smoked Beef,
Choice Block Buttor, Kits Creamery Butter,
Fresh Dates, Coreals,
And a Genoral Assortment of Standard Goods at Lowest
CSJ,. Try Gin Oyater Gem Crackers, Juat the Thing for Soup. a
I COMFORT E
tho above Vehicle.
IN - THE - MflHTCRT r
Co., Snn Frnnciscoy Cnl.
KING STREET, Tel. 179.
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